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【Chapter 216】The story of Naruto looking for his husband.(1/2)

Naruto looked unhappy.

Come on, you're so awesome.

You can explain it to me one by one!

"Then you are talking about what maids control the pseudo-sister control the poverty control and the arrogant control. What does this have to do with the topic we are talking about?"

Su Nan glanced at Naruto in the backview mirror, smiled happily, and suddenly thought of a sentence in his mind.

Stupid humans.

"The so-called maid control first requires understanding maids. Maids are a type of profession, and their main position is to take care of housework for employers. Some names vary according to different times, but the basic nature of work is the same."

"Maid control belongs to the category of subculture, which refers to a sexual orientation of men (and women today also refer to women) for more sexual interest in maids (women wearing maid outfits), or to people with this sexual orientation."

"As for the fake sissy control...it's even simpler."

"A pseudo-woman usually refers to a male character dressed in a woman. He often has a very cute attribute after disguising, and some may be better than ordinary female characters. For example, a very beautiful girl you see may be a pseudo-woman."

Naruto twitched the corner of his mouth.

You really explained it!

Do you need to explain it!?

In the rearview mirror, Naruto saw Su Nan's eyes full of disdain, and even felt a "weird light".

Naruto quickly stepped back and covered his chest with his hands: "What do you...you want to do...?"

Su Nan sneered: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you."

"As for the arrogant control, let me swear to you first."

After the words came to his mind, Sasuke thought for a while and asked, "Arrogance... Does it mean that the character is synonymous with a tough and arrogant attitude to hide his shyness and disagreement?"

"Usually, this kind of person usually speaks with a thorny attitude and is tough and arrogant, but he is shy and sticks around him under certain conditions."

After Sasuke finished speaking, Naruto was stunned. He turned around and looked at Sasuke beside him and asked curiously: "How did you... know?"

Su Nan in front looked calm: "Because Sasuke is synonymous with arrogance."

Sakata Gintoki: "…"

Naruto: "…"

The two of them silently held their foreheads.

Sunan, do you confirm that you said that, will Sasuke not get angry?

Sure enough, the next second, Sasuke roared instantly: "Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about is arrogant? You say it again, believe it or not, I will kill you!"

Naruto quickly stopped Sasuke: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, you don't know about Su Nan's character."

"Besides, he is driving now. If you kill him and fall over, we will all die."

Sasuke sneered: "Very good, then when you get home, just do it."

Sakata Gintoki in front of him silently covered his face.

He always felt that the conversation and plot of his group seemed to be developing in a strange direction.

Su Nan drove calmly, looked at the road ahead and spoke seriously: "There is nothing to be embarrassed to admit, and all kinds of controls are not something I can decide. And I don't discriminate against these."

"Of course, even if you and Sasuke become gay friends in the future, and you two fall in love, I will not discriminate against you."

"As your close friend, I will still bless you."

Sakata Gintoki continued to cover his face.

I count silently in my heart.

three……

two……

one……

"Sunan, I'll kill you!"

"Who do you think is the gay friend control!"

"Say it again!"

"What do you mean that I am with Sasuke? Not only do you not discriminate but also silently wish you a blessing. Make it clear for me! Believe it or not, I will kill you now!"

Naruto kept roaring, Sasuke pulled him from the side and sneered: "It's still on the road now, let him drive first. When you get home, it's not too late to clean up him."

Su Nan shrugged in the car, looking aggrieved.

Did you say the wrong thing?

I can't tell the truth, buddy?

You know, the "Naruto" anime where you two were originally in has countless alias!

"Come back! Sasuke"!

"That boy's IQ is so high"!

"What to kill you, my brother"?

"Naruto's Wild Husband Search"

"Naruto Chasing Wife in Thousand Miles".

"Come back, my help."

"The protagonist and gay friend failed to be together and ended up being a supporting actress"...

Wait, there are so many.

Brother, can I just tell the truth?

Sakata Gintoki smiled, squinted his eyes and said, "Okay, Su Nan, don't tease them anymore. If you tease them for a while, they will really become arrogant and angry."

Su Nan shrugged and nodded: "Okay, let's talk about the topic."

Um?

The topic?

Tell the topic?

You also know you have the topic, bastard!

Sasuke sneered, wrapped his hands in front of him, without saying anything, and just sat in the back seat.

Naruto was in similar posture to him.

Sakata Gintoki turned around, looked at the postures of the two of them, couldn't help but squint, and sighed in his heart: It's so funny.

Su Nan felt that the joke was almost done, so he pulled the topic back: "And that Shirai Kuroko is a typical sister-in-law."

"When it comes to sister control, then I have to mention the Royal Sister Control."

"Yujiekong has psychological or physiological pursuits for strong women (regardless of age). Yujiekong has an unacceptable feeling for women who are the same age as themselves or are smaller than themselves, and believes that women of this age lack a kind of maturity and stability. Yujiekong hopes that they can grow further, and they believe that older women can guide their growth..."

"And Sister Control and Royal Sister Control are definitely not the same concept."

"The Yujiekong emphasizes his preference for the strong attributes of the character, and the Sisterkong reflects more on the reliance on the character's tolerance. The two can coexist, but they are by no means the same concept."

After hearing Su Nan's explanation, Naruto was stunned: "..."

Sasuke was also a little dumbfounded: "..."

Sakata Gintoki stared out the window very simply, not knowing what he was thinking.

All three of them had an idea.

Uncle Su.

We've got your knees!

Why do you know so clearly!

It turns out you are the old driver.

By the way, aren’t you afraid of a car going overturned by speeding too fast?

Su Nan was too lazy to guess what the people in their hearts thoughts, and he curled his lips and said: "As a sister-in-law, Shirai Kuroko, I saw the S-Great Welcome Party on TV or Weibo. Mikoto Misaka and I performed well, so I became jealous..."

"She followed us just to keep me away from his 'Sister'."

After hearing this, Naruto looked at Su Nan in disbelief, with an extremely strange look: "That's it?"

Su Nan responded lightly: "That's it."

Naruto confirmed again: "Is this why she followed us?"

Su Nan responded again: "That's it."

Naruto once again doubted: "This is really the only one?"

Su Nan: “…get out.”
To be continued...
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