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[Chapter 168] Big breasts and bloody disaster!(1/2)

Su Nan couldn't help but want to cry.

Now, it’s not right to leave, nor is it not right to leave.

There are two reasons why I can’t leave, and there are really two.

Not because of his swearing!

One of the reasons is that Conan is by his side, just like the god of death. Although the one who died was not himself, the one who died was a scumbag, the one who took action was also a scumbag.

One died and the other went to jail, which was perfect.

But there was a murder case...ah, it was about to happen.

Since a murder case will happen soon, even if he leaves now, he will be listed as a ‘suspect’ and sent back.

Instead of doing this, it’s better to sit here and take a closer look at Conan’s reasoning.

Also, don't say why you don't stop the murder.

Because I don't have the ability to stop it.

Look at the murderer, who is strong and vicious.

If you are a little sheep-level person like me, you will only be beaten.

In addition, he can't help extramarital affairs, such as anger between people and gods.

Or in other words, if Su Nan himself got married to his sister Mikoto Misaka and then had an extramarital affair again... How many people want Su Nan to die 8,000 times?

As for the second reason why I don’t leave the cafe...

Just as Su Nan was thinking, Ran Maori didn't know what he said to Conan, so he left a sentence like "Sister will buy you a cake, and you will go back with a strange thing if you take the cake."

Su Nan covered her face silently.

He turned his head and looked at the snacks and pastries on the menu, and then looked at the ran away, feeling speechless.

The cafe...is there no cake?

Do you have to go out and buy cakes?

There was such a long queue at the cake shop opposite...

Why do I feel a little sorry for this cafe?

While Su Nan was complaining in her heart, a woman wearing sunglasses walked in outside the door.

The waiter stepped forward and smiled sweetly: "Welcome."

The woman ignored the waiter's greeting and walked straight to the booth behind Su Nan and sat down.

"I said, did you hear the coffee?"

"Come on, bring it to me quickly and hear it!"

“Blue Mountain Coffee!!!”

"No sugar added!!! Move quickly!!"

The loud voices are all eye-catching.

Su Nan frowned: "..."

He stood up, turned around and looked at the woman behind him. The dusty memory suddenly opened up. He carefully compared the woman's stingy eyes, and couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth and sneered.

Oh, the attitude is pretty bad!

He speaks quite arrogantly.

Do you know that your death is coming?

The woman suddenly looked up with a fierce light in her eyes: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen a woman?"

Clam?

Haven't seen a woman before?

My God! (Please imitate Xiao Yueyue's tone of saying this!)

What about me?

Say I've never seen a woman?

Old aunt, who gave you the confidence that you said?

Su Nan sneered, glanced at Conan, who was rolling his eyes and sweating beside him, then suddenly stretched out his right hand and made a shooting move: "piu! Old Auntie."

Old aunt?

The woman opposite was stunned when she heard this.

She immediately stood up and spoke fiercely: "Who are you talking about? Auntie, I am only 29 years old this year! Why are you so uneducated?"

oh?

hehe?

My buddy, I'm not educated?

Su Nan withdrew his right hand and blew it at his index finger: "Old grandma, I'm 29 and haven't gotten married yet."

The woman was suddenly stunned, subconsciously ignored the three words "Old Grandma" and asked, "How do you...you know?"

Conan, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but want to cover his face: "..."

This IQ...

Su Nan grinned and spoke slowly in an angering tone: "Look at your appearance."

The woman reacted instantly, looking angry: "You are looking for death!"

Oh, hehe.

Am I looking for death?

Su Nan leaned against the table and suddenly felt like he was having fun. He coughed, suddenly stretched out his right hand and gestured back and forth in the air for a few times, then raised two fingers to pass by his eyes.

Whether it was Conan on the side, the "old aunt" or the waiter who rushed over after hearing the sound, they were all stunned by Su Nan's actions.

They didn't understand what the young man in front of them was going to do?

The moment Su Nan brushed his finger, he spoke: "The third eye, the sky eye, open!"

Conan: "…"

waiter:"……"

Old aunt: "…"

Then Su Nan took back his finger, smiled, and said, "Well, forget it, I'll tell you a fortune for free this year. Old aunt, I see that your Yin Tang is black, this is a big breast cover... Ugh, it's not your breasts, so you don't have to cover it, I'm talking about a bad omen!"

"I'm afraid you're going to have a bloody disaster today!"

The woman was stunned and was about to get angry: "You...you... nonsense! I'm crazy!"

Immediately afterwards, the woman actually sat down!

She actually sat down!

Sit down!

Su Nan was a little stunned. Shouldn’t this kind of woman be the type who likes to tear her? Why did she sit down!?

Su Nan lowered his head and found that there was even a little blush on the face of the female...

Su Nan: “…”

Damn!

This is unscientific!

Report to the director, this script is wrong!

Could it be that this woman was tempted by her appearance?

Tsk tsk tsk, too, it’s no wonder that I am so handsome.

But if this is true, why can't I be happy at all?

After a moment, Su Nan suddenly realized.

There is another possibility...

This woman... has been in her menstrual period.

So my "blood disaster" theory...has been effective!

Su Nan sat in the seat and sighed leisurely. As soon as he was about to lift his pen, he found a man with a rather vulgar appearance walking in.

This is not because Su Nan deliberately noticed him, but because the man was indeed a little strange.

Tied books and notes with ropes...it's quite fresh.

Su Nan grinned, and before he lowered his head, he found that... Death... had arrived at him.
To be continued...
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