【Chapter 162】Little pervert, come out for the old lady! (2 in 1)(1/3)
Su Nan felt that the indescribable critical hit penetrated his heart hard.
It's cool.
The official cp and other things are the most annoying!
Is there an official CP amazing?
[Zhao Meili, also known as Dudu. The heroine of the anime "Chinese Primary School" and the daughter of the Master, are the ones who can give inspiration and inspiration to the Little Party, and are the official partner of the Little Party Liu Maoxing.]
Su Nan twitched the corner of his mouth.
The system is dirt!
Your last sentence, "It's the official match of the little boss Liu Maoxing" is redundant!
Have you ever considered how much critical damage it caused to me?
The system naturally ignored Su Nan's complaints and continued to introduce them in his mind.
[Erina Nakiri, one of the heroines of the anime "The Spirit of Eater" at the age of 15. The tenth seat of the "Ten Heroes of the World". She is the granddaughter of the "Demon King of the World" in the head of the Totsuki Academy. She was promoted to the Higher Department in the Totsuki Academy.
[I have absolute confidence in my own strength and judgment, and I will never allow others to disobey. During the school transfer exam, I ate Yukihira's real dishes into egg bibimbap. I originally looked down on him and was surprised why I liked the dishes. On the one hand, I started to hate Yukihira very much.]
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mmp.
This is the bug, okay?
He is obviously very arrogant and hates Yukihiro Erina Nakiri? Why did he become Yukihiro Erina?
Are you teasing me, system?
The system was silent for a moment, and then played a song directly in Su Nan's mind.
[Two orioles sing in the green willows, you don’t have a girlfriend yet.]
[The male and female rabbits walk by the ground, you don’t have a boyfriend yet.]
[A river of spring wind flows eastward, you don’t have a boyfriend yet.]
[Ask you how much sorrow you can have? You don’t have a girlfriend yet.]
Su Nan: “…”
Damn, system, come out for me!
Do you think I don’t know that you are playing "Song of the Single Dog"?
It seems like you are not a single dog!
System silence.
After a while, continue playing.
[Draw the knife to cut off the water and flow even more, you don’t have a boyfriend yet.]
[To raise a glass to relieve your sorrow and worry even more. You don’t have a girlfriend yet.]
[When you see unfairness on the road, you don’t have a girlfriend yet.]
[This song should only be found in heaven, you don’t have a boyfriend yet.]
【You are a single!! Dog!]
Su Nan couldn't help but cover her face.
System, goodbye, we will never meet again!
Single dog, you sister!
Is your existence just to prevent me from being single?
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After entering the door, Zhao Meili and Erina Nakiri bowed slightly at the same time.
"Hello, I'm disturbing. I'm Liu Maoxing's friend Zhao Meili. I'm meeting for the first time. Please take care of me."
"Hello, I'm disturbing. I'm Yoshihiro Tsuma's friend Erina Nakiri. I'm the first time I meet. Please take care of me."
friend?
Don't bother!
The system said that you two are the official partners of those two guys! When you introduced yourself, you missed a word: Female!
It should be a girlfriend, okay?
After complaining, Su Nan also bowed slightly: "Hello, I am Su Nan, the friend of Yukihira Chuangma and Liu Maoxing. I met for the first time, please take care of me."
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A group of young people gathered together, and it didn't take long to go from being "unfamiliar" at the beginning to "match together".
Su Nan, Yukihei Tsuma and the young master Liu Maoxing were among the bowls of the hot dish installation in the kitchen, while the rest were laughing and laughing in the living room. Naruto laughed from time to time, and everyone shared the interesting stories about school with each other.
"Have you heard that? XXX of the basketball team was too anxious when chasing girls, so he took a brick and went up and asked, "Girl, did you lose this thing?"
"As a result, the girl's face turned green on the spot."
"Hahahaha, I heard about it, too."
"That's right, our class was almost so happy when they heard this news!"
"Who do you know what happened to that buddy later?"
"Later? Where is there any future! This situation must have been bad!"
"It's yellow? Hahahaha, I deserve it!"
"Hey, by the way, do you know that some time ago, a boy's dormitory roommate started fighting because of playing King of Pesticides, and the beating was very fierce."
"I heard that, I don't understand what you boys are thinking!"
"That's right, you can get angry even if you play a game."
The boys were all smirking.
"That's them, it doesn't mean that the same is true for us. Please don't label us."
"So what about labeling? We're just labeling!"
"Didn't the show "Nehara Lin" tell you, your boys' lies, hahahaha."
"That's it! They're all liars!"
"What, 'My phone is out of power, my phone has no signal, the phone has no reminder, it's simply...hehehehe'!"
"Yes! And what about that 'Dear, you cook so delicious!' If you have the ability to say it, you will die even worse! Of course, it will be even worse for you to say it!"
"Agree! There is also the saying 'What card to buy? What card to buy? I didn't buy a card to buy!' It's so classic! That's what Kirito reacted at the beginning!"
The boys twitched their mouths, of course, refuted them.
"The show "Nohara Lin" also exposed your girls' scam!"
"Your 'lie' is probably even more powerful than boys!"
"I'm going to lose weight, I'm not hungry."
"Well... it's just a discount. I don't have such clothes in my cabinet!"
Naruto spoke sarcastically: "Aren't these all your girls' lies?"
"That's it!"
Su Nan walked out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes in his left and right hands. As soon as he put it on the table, he heard the topic they were talking about.
"Rin Nohara" program?
Hey, are they all watching?
This is a good thing!
It seems that the influence of this show is gradually increasing!
Su Nan smiled and was about to come forward to communicate with them when the doorbell rang again.
When Sakata Gintoki heard the voice, he stood up subconsciously and wanted to go forward. Su Nan waved his hand at him: "It's okay, you guys are chatting, I'll go open the door."
After the door opens.
Su Nan looked at the people outside and smiled: "You are here."
Mikoto Misaka tilted her head and smiled slightly: "Yes."
Mikoto Misaka was wearing casual clothes today, short skirt and short sleeves, which was a bit similar to the original "Science's Ultra Electromagnetic Cannon", and was very refreshing. Behind her, there was a very cute girl, Hinata.
After entering the door, Naruto looked at the door. When he noticed the figure walking in outside the door, his face suddenly turned a little red. He opened his mouth and sat shyly on the sofa.
To be continued...