【Chapter 160】Old pervert, come out for the old lady!(1/2)
Cafe.
Su Nan sucked Coke and stared at the tall building opposite him.
Sakata Gintoki, who was sitting opposite him, took a sip of coffee and sighed: "Sunan, now we have visited the company. You and Jiraiya have also competed. Can we register at the Industrial and Commercial Bureau?"
Su Nan turned around and smiled leisurely: "No hurry."
"I'm in a good mood, drink a sip of Coke to relieve my shock. It's not too late to go after drinking it."
Naruto's mouth twitched.
Drinking a sip of Coke to suppress your shock?
Your sister!
Drink Coke, do you come to the cafe to drink?
However, no matter how much he complained, Naruto couldn't help but think in his stomach, chuckled and asked, "By the way, Su Nan, how did you write those two poems?"
There are several plum branches in the corner of the wall, blooming alone in the cold. I know it is not snow, but because there is a faint fragrance.
The wind and rain send back spring, and the flying snow welcomes spring. It is already a cliff with ice, and there are still beautiful flowers and branches. The beautiful ones do not compete for spring, but only report spring. When the mountains and flowers are in full bloom, she smiles in the bushes.
When you read these two poems, the more you taste them, the more you feel!
Naruto really couldn't help but ask.
Su Nan pondered a little.
How do you write those two poems?
hehe.
Hohoho.
How did I write it, buddy?
That's more to say?
Of course it was plagiarized!
So, Su Nan bit the straw and raised his eyelids: "The genes given by his parents are good, can you blame me?"
Naruto: "…"
Sasuke's eyes, who was beside him, couldn't help but jump.
Good genes?
Is the genes of Naoki Mizuno bad? Is the genes of Uzumaki Kushina bad?
Is the genes of Naruto they gave birth to have good?
This gene has a relationship! What a fuck!
So Sasuke also asked, "Tell me, those two poems are so well written, how could they be written with a sudden whim?"
Su Nan raised his eyelids and continued to suck Coke.
Those two poems are well written?
Nonsense! Isn't this of course!
One is the masterpiece of my ancient poet Wang Anshi in the third dimension, and the other is the masterpiece of my third dimension chairman! Especially the latter, compared with Lu You's Bu Suanzi Yongmei, it is more vigorously to wipe out the sad, decadent, and secluded spirit of the literati, creating a new landscape and a new atmosphere!
If these two poems are not well written, I might as well find a piece of tofu to kill them.
Although Su Nan also liked Lu You's song "Bu Suanzi·Yong Mei", after all, his song can be called a masterpiece about plum blossoms! The spirit of praising plum blossoms also expresses the belief of youth without regrets and the promise of his patriotism and noble personality.
But, it's too pessimistic.
Su Nan felt that this was not his style.
As for...
How did you write it out after a sudden whim?
hehe.
Hohoho.
I didn't say I wrote it myself!
Sunan sighed as he watched the four-wheel drive fighter, Naruto, Sasuke, and Gintoki Sakata.
"Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more."
Naruto: "…"
Sasuke: "…"
Sakata Gintoki: "…"
Four-wheel drive fighter: "…"
MMP! Let me beat him to death!
Sleep more, your sister! Eat less snacks, your sister!
After drinking Coke leisurely, Su Nan stood up and said with a smile: "Let's go."
Sakata Gintoki was stunned, "Where to go?"
Su Nan: "Industrial and Commercial Bureau! Register our company!"
"There is a group of destiny children with dreams on the S University campus that will create a miracle of life under the leadership of Mr. Su!"
Naruto covered his face, Sasuke covered his face, Sakata Gintoki covered his face, four-wheel drive fighter... also covered his face, although he didn't know why he covered his face.
You've had enough!
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The 21st floor of the Second Commercial Center.
Intimate Paradise Studio.
Jiraiya sat in the conference room, staring at the ceiling in a daze and was a little dazed.
He was a little confused and a little confused.
That little devil... Why is talent so terrible!
After a long time, he took out the phone and silently broadcast a number. After the other party connected, Jiraiya calmed down and said, "I lost."
A surprised exclaim came from the other side of the phone: "Teacher... you actually lost? How could you?"
Jiraiya breathed, shook his head, and smiled bitterly: "The next wave of the Yangtze River pushes the previous wave, there is nothing to be surprised about. What's more, haven't I lost to you once before, Water Gate."
On the other end of the phone, it is naturally Jiraiya's beloved disciple, Naruto's father - Hatsuki Mizuno!
Hakusuke Mizuno pondered for a moment and asked, "Teacher, you are modest. If you hadn't given up on me in that competition, I wouldn't have won. By the way, what's the question for your competition with Jiangsu?"
Jiraiya didn't say anything else, but told him about the situation when the question was set.
Naoki Mizuto asked, "Teacher, where is your work? I want to see what kind of poetry you wrote, and you will lose."
My work?
Will you actually lose?
Jiraiya smiled bitterly: "I... didn't have time to write a work."
After the words came to an end, the Hokumizudo on the opposite phone was really surprised.
Haven't had time to write a work?
Then there are only two situations. One is that Su Nan writes very fast, and before Jiraiya has time to write, the winner is decided. The other is that when Jiraiya is about to finish writing, he reads the poems that Su Nan has already written. He thinks that he can't write better, so he gave up!
Bofeng Mizuno couldn't help but frown.
Whether it is the former or the latter.
That Naruto's roommate, Sunan, isn't it a bit too powerful?
After hearing the other side was silent for a long time, Jiraiya read the poem: "There are several plum branches in the corner of the wall, and the cold blooms alone. I know it is not snow, but because there is a faint fragrance."
When Naofeng Mizuno heard this poem, his eyes lit up.
What a remote person who knows that it is not snow, because there is a faint fragrance!
"Teacher, is this written by Su Nan?"
Jiraiya nodded: "That's right."
After savoring the slightest bit, Huo Feng Mizuno then frowned again: "Teacher, do you say...Sunan will be..."
Jiraiya shook her head: "Minigo, it's impossible. Before, you, me, or Kakashi, you have suspected that Su Nan cheated while competing with Naruto."
"Because what is revealed in his poems cannot be written by a 19-year-old young man's experience!"
"I even doubt whether Su Nan wrote it in advance today!"
To be continued...