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Chapter 76 Sven's Trash Talk

Li Qi's eyes shone, and he stared at Hong Tianjiu with a sneering smile, as if there was a little lamb waiting to be slaughtered in front of him.

Hong Tianjiu was so scared that he was watching Li Qi's naked gaze, and his body subconsciously moved back.

This action woke Li Qi up and said with a smile: "Xiaojiu, didn't you say you like to eat the tofu of your elder brother--oh no, do you like to eat the stinky tofu of Zuixianju?"

“Yes----Yes!”

Hong Tianjiu nodded and said.

Li Qi smiled and said, "Do you want to try my brother's real skills? I'll tell you that the stinky tofu is just a snack that my brother makes at will, and it's nothing."

Stinky tofu is nothing?

Hong Tianjiu kept nodding and said, "Of course I want to, Brother Li, what other dishes do you know?"

"That's a lot. I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights."

Li Qi shook his head and said, "It just so happens that in three days, our Zuixianju will be reopened. If you want to try your elder brother's skills, you must get it."

Hong Tianjiu patted his chest and said, "Then of course I have to support him."

This kid is really up to the truth.

Li Qi smiled and suddenly said, "Xiao Jiu, you don't need to say it. I also know that you are the kind of person who doesn't have dozens of stagnant coins of money and is embarrassed to go out. However, it must be very uncomfortable to carry so much money on you, right?"

Hong Tianjiu shook his head and said, "I never bring money, and I let my servants carry it."

Has personality. I like it.

Li Qi said again: "But always with servants around him, that's so inconvenient, don't you think?"

Hong Tianjiu thought for a while, nodded and said, "Sometimes, it's a bit inconvenient."

"Not bad, not bad, but you won't have to worry about it again in the future."

Li Qi nodded and said seriously: "The shop recently launched a membership card. This thing is great and can help you get it once and for all."

"Membership card? What dish is it?" Hong Tianjiu said in confusion.

"Uh... membership card is not a dish."

Li Qi smiled embarrassedly and said, "Member card, simply put, is actually a copper card, but don't underestimate it. It is a symbol of identity. As long as you buy our membership card from Zuixianju, you can walk sideways in our store, and you can directly use the card to check out the meals, without any need to bring any servants. Of course, this is not the most important thing. The key is that you can also taste the dishes that your elder brother personally cooks for you, and it is a delicacy specially made for your taste, ensuring that you can linger."

Hong Tianjiu's childlike innocence was aroused and nodded, "Hey, this membership card is a good thing, how much does it cost?"

"We two brothers talk about money and are hurting their relationship."

Li Qi looked at him with a blame, and said, "That's right, there are two types of membership cards in our store. The ordinary membership card requires 30 stakes, and the golden membership card is 60 stakes. Of course, you and I are friends. For my sake, the wife has to give you discounts. Xiaojiu, I'm going to tell you that the first time I saw you, I felt that you are not an ordinary person, either rich or noble, and the future is limitless. This ordinary member is really not worthy of your identity. In my opinion, this golden membership card is just tailor-made for you."

Hong Tianjiu frowned and said in surprise: "Wow! It costs six------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Not expensive. Not expensive at all.”

Li Qi shook his head quickly, and then explained the purpose of the membership card carefully to Hong Tianjiu.

"Well, this idea is pretty good."

Hong Tianjiu nodded thoughtfully and said, "Okay, I want to have that yellow---Golden Membership Card, but I don't have so much money on me now, so I have to go back and get it."

"No, don't you hurry, brother doesn't believe you?"

Li Qi was overjoyed and continued to say in depth: "By the way, our store has recently launched a family package system. In other words, if you ask a few more people to buy a membership card together, you can also give you a discount of five jin of money, which means you can buy a golden membership card in 55 jin. You might as well call your friends and relatives to buy it together, so that you can save some money. Wouldn't that be happy?"

"This is a good way." Hong Tianjiu nodded and smiled.

"That's OK."

Li Qi immediately turned to Wu Furong and said, "Uncle Wu, remember, don't sell out the membership card, leave a few for our Xiaojiu."

Wu Furong had been stunned by the side. Suddenly, he heard Li Qi shouting, without thinking, and nodded quickly, "Oh, I remember." He laughed in his heart, how many pictures are left? It's all good to keep dozens of pictures, but no one is sold now.

Mrs. Qin and Bai Qiannuo also completely fell into Li Qi's mouth. She had seen people who could do business, but she had never seen people who could do business like this. She really took advantage of the situation and earned 60 coins in a blink of an eye, maybe more than that.

Li Qi seemed not satisfied yet, and tilted his head to Wu Furong's ear and whispered: "Uncle Wu, there are so many rich people here, so you can talk to them in this way later."

Li Qi is now a real insurance salesman.

"Oh, I'll go later." Wu Furong nodded, his heart was indeed full of trouble. He was not as clever as Li Qi. What should I do later, he was almost blank.

Just as Li Qi continued to brainwash Hong Tianjiu, he suddenly heard a disharmonious voice sounded from the opposite side, "Brother Kong Wen, I just thought of a couplet and was about to ask you for advice."

It was Zou Zijian who spoke.

"Oh? Brother Zijian, come and listen quickly."

"My couplet is 'The toad in the water wears green clothes'."

Fuck! Fatty, it’s obvious that he is scolding me.

Li Qi looked down at the green shirt on his body, and a hint of anger flashed in his eyes. He glanced at Zou Zijian with a slanted look. He shouted at Hong Tianjiu: "Xiaojiu, Brother Li happened to think of a couplet, listen, my couplet is 'The shrimp in the pot is in a red robe'."

Hong Tianjiu didn't understand what was going on at first, but now he heard the couplet from Li Qi, and then he woke up. He immediately applauded and said with a smile: "It's still a fat shrimp man."

Li Qi laughed and said, "No, not bad."

Bai Qiannuo pursed her lips and smiled without saying a word. This person really couldn't suffer any loss.

Zou Zijian originally thought that Li Qi, a chef, could not match his pairing? Not only was he passively beaten? He never thought that Li Qi not only talked about the second couplet, but also cursed back without moving. While feeling incredible, he was extremely angry. Seeing Li Qi sitting in the corner of the wall, he snorted coldly and said, "The straw on the wall is heavy, the feet are light and shallow."

Hey. You're not over yet.

Li Qi frowned secretly. Although he had two tricks on his pair, he only played occasionally. Unlike Zou Zijian and others who spent their pairs having fun all day, they could say a couplet with them. The reason why he was able to match them just now was just a flash of inspiration. In terms of his ability in this area, he was still not as good as Zou Zijian, at least he had to think about it seriously.

Just as Li Qi was thinking about the second couplet, he suddenly heard Mrs. Qin say opposite him: "Bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skins, and hollow belly."

"Okay! Madam is so literary. What a 'mountain bamboo shoot with sharp mouth, thick skin and hollow belly'."

Li Qi was slightly stunned, then reacted, immediately applauded and shouted loudly, afraid that Zou Zijian would not hear clearly. This was too relieved.

Bai Qiannuo also said with a wonderful voice and quipped, "I didn't expect that although Sister Wang was married and followed her husband, her style was still as good as before."

Mrs. Qin smiled shyly, then gave Li Qi a blank look and said, "We are businessmen after all, so don't offend everyone."

"My wife teaches me a lesson," Li Qi nodded and smiled. He was a typical person who was good at taking advantage of the situation.

Zou Zijian at the table saw Mrs. Qin helping her, and there was a white snake sitting next to her, so he naturally didn't dare to show off any more. However, his fat face was like eating a stool, and it was as ugly as it was.

Hong Tianjiu felt quite interesting when he heard them going back and forth, and said with regret: "If I had known that the pair was so interesting, I wouldn't have put centipedes in my husband's bowl back then."

Centipede? I'll take a lead.

Li Qi was so scared that he immediately kept his distance from him.

Everyone also stared at Hong Tianjiu with an alternative gaze.

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Thanks to several classmates for their rewards.

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