Chapter 171 A song dedicated to Zhou Gongjin (two-in-one chapter)(1/3)
Pizza Day is coming to an end, and Li Qi's Romance of the Three Kingdoms will also usher in a big event, which is the Battle of Red Cliff.
The Confucian scholars in front were chatting with each other, using counter-intuitive tactics, borrowing arrows from a straw boat, and plotting with bitter meat, and Zhuge Liang was borrowing the east wind. Everyone was so mesmerized when they heard this.
However, all this is paving the way for the Battle of Chibi.
No one wants to miss this exciting episode.
Today, there was no guard at Zuixianju yet, but people were already standing at the door, chatting non-stop. Naturally, everyone was talking about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
It seems that the real history has been gradually forgotten by them, replaced by the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that Li Qi plagiarized.
Hong Tianjiu did not come wearing armor today. After all, it was too heavy and uncomfortable to wear. However, Gao Yanei still dressed like Zhuge Liang, with a white feather fan swaying gently, and six or seven idle men standing beside him.
Coupled with the natural lewd smile at the corner of his mouth, he is definitely a bully who bullies the people.
Yesterday, when Li Qi told Zhuge Liang's story about borrowing the east wind, he was almost dumbfounded. His admiration for Zhuge Liang had reached a blind level. If Song Yuchen dared to say anything wrong about Zhuge Liang, he would really rush to find him.
Song Yuchen worked hard.
As soon as Zuixianju opened the door, people poured in like a flood. In an instant, the place was already filled with water. The bartender of Zuixianju almost squeezed the guests into the kitchen.
Guests ask for wine and pizza by yelling, and then the bartender takes out the wine from the kitchen and relies on the guests to pass it to each other to reach the final destination.
Of course, some people take advantage of the troubled waters.
"Damn it. Why is there only half a piece of my pizza?"
"It doesn't make sense. Who secretly drank my wine?"
"What do you mean by giving me an empty plate?"
...
But no matter how they shouted, Wu Furong always hid in the counter and refused to come out. He knew that if he came out, he would never be able to go back. In his heart, he could only pray that Li Qi would come soon.
On the other end, Li Qi was still flirting with Bai Qiannuo and the others, feeling very happy.
It was almost noon before Li Qi, Mrs. Qin, and Bai Qiannuo came out of the Qin Mansion. The envious look in Ji Hongnu's eyes behind him made Li Qi feel a little guilty.
As soon as they arrived at Bianhe Street, Bai Qiannuo and Mrs. Qin had a tacit understanding and distanced themselves from Li Qi. They chose a path and went directly to the backyard of Zuixianju.
Li Qi thought at first that Mrs. Qin was still angry with him.
But when he came to Zuixianju, he immediately understood why Mrs. Qin and Bai Qiannuo wanted to distance themselves from him.
"Wow! There are so many people!"
Li Qi came to the door and saw two people standing on stools at the door. He couldn't help but scream in surprise.
"Master Li is here, Master Li is here."
Li Qi's exclamation immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"Hurry up and catch him, don't let him run away."
Suddenly an extremely arrogant shout came from the innermost place.
It was Gao Yanei's voice.
Why am I running? I haven't broken any laws.
Just when Li Qi was puzzled, a group of guests came over.
Depend on!
"What do you want to do?"
Li Qi was so frightened that he took a step back when he was stopped by others.
"Ouch, what are you doing?---Let go of me, ouch, my hand will break if you pull it any longer. My clothes, my clothes, are all gone.---Oh my god! Who the fuck is grabbing my chest?
Stop here if you can."
After a commotion, Li Qi was already standing in front of the table on the second floor before he could react.
"What happened?"
Li Qi shook his head from side to side, crossed his arms and looked at the crowd with extreme fear.
"Master Li, please don't go to the kitchen now, and hurry up and start reading. We've been waiting all morning."
"Three Kingdoms, Three Kingdoms."
Gao Yanei raised his arms and shouted loudly.
Everyone responded one after another.
Damn! It turned out that you wanted me to tell the story earlier, so there was no need to be so barbaric.
Li Qi finally reacted, stabilized his body, and straightened the long gown that had been stretched several times wider. He thought that a good piece of clothing would be ruined by you. He glanced at everyone with an angry look, and saw that they all had a look on their faces.
Looking at himself expectantly, he rolled his eyes and suddenly said loudly: "Don't worry, everyone. Before I tell the story, I want to play a little game with you."
Hong Tianjiu got excited and asked curiously: "What kind of game?"
Li Qi smiled slightly and said, "Please take out something from your arms or sleeves first."
Everyone was puzzled, but they all followed Li Qi's instructions and took out some items from their bodies.
When Li Qi saw that everyone was ready, he coughed lightly, suddenly slapped the tree and said: "I'm not in a good state today, so it's the same old saying. If you want to know the details, please listen to the next chapter."
Blah blah blah.
Bang bang bang.
Dong Dong Dong Dong.
As soon as he finished speaking, countless copper coins and paper balls flew towards Li Qi.
Li Qi was also prepared. As soon as he finished speaking, he hid under the table and escaped this unexpected disaster.
After a burst of noise, Li Qi stood up quickly. Before anyone could scold him, he hurriedly slapped the tree to wake him up and said: "Speaking of which, Zhou Yu sent generals Ding Feng and Xu Sheng to capture Zhuge Liang, but when they came to borrow the wind,
By that time, Zhuge Liang had long disappeared."
When everyone heard that he started telling stories again, they hurriedly stopped the curse words on their lips and listened attentively.
Silence returned to the hall.
Li Qi slapped Xingmu again and said: "At this moment---." He paused, glanced at the female bartenders around him, and kept scanning the ground.
The female bartenders were stunned for a moment as soon as they opened the door. They followed Li Qi's gaze and looked down at the ground. At the same time, they gasped and saw that Li Qi was surrounded by copper coins and banknotes. They immediately understood and squatted down to sneak around.
picked up the money.
This scene happened to be seen by Bai Qiannuo, who was standing on the third floor, and she immediately covered her lips and giggled.
After getting back the money for the clothes, Li Qi began to tell the story seriously. "You guys, where is Zhuge Liang at this time?"
"Did it fly away?" Gao Yanei asked in surprise.
Sweat! Do you have any culture? You flew away? You can't imagine that.
Li Qi shook his head and said: "It turns out that Zhuge Liang had already expected that Zhou Yu would not let him go, so he had already made arrangements for Zilong to come to meet him at this time. By the time Ding Feng and Xu Sheng arrived, Zhuge Liang was already on the boat.
....”
There was a burst of applause immediately. When Li Qi mentioned earlier that Zhou Yu sent people to arrest Zhuge Liang, they all felt a cold sweat for Zhuge Liang. Even Song Yuchen, who was well versed in the history of the Three Kingdoms, and other talented people were also caught up in the drama.
Next, Li Qi used his impeccable tongue to vividly describe the magnificent scene of the Battle of Red Cliff in words.
After hearing this, the guests also shouted with joy and were in awe.
Applause and cheers came and went.
Li Qi originally wanted to finish talking about the series of burning boats and stop there, but due to everyone's pleading, he had to talk about Huarong Tao for one more paragraph.
It was okay not to talk about it, but when everyone heard that Guan Yu let Cao Cao go, they started arguing again.
"What happened to Mr. Guan? Why did he become so stupid all of a sudden? I, Sage Zhuge, believe in him so much. How could he just let Cao Cao go? Li Qi, what you said in this paragraph is too bad.
."
As a fan of Zhuge Liang, Gao Yanei kept shaking his head, complaining that Guan Yu had betrayed Zhuge Liang's trust.
"I think what Master Li said is very good. Cao Cao was kind to him. How could he repay kindness with enmity." Song Yuchen said indifferently.
"Hey! I'm talking about Song Yuchen, why do you always go against this Yanei?" Gao Yanei said angrily.
Song Yuchen smiled faintly and said: "I didn't mean to go against the Yamen, I just discussed the matter." But there was a hint of disdain in his tone.
Hong Tianjiu said with a smile: "Don't you always say that a gentleman should keep his word? Since Mr. Guan Er promised to Zhuge Military Advisor that he must capture Cao Cao, then by doing this, wouldn't he be breaking his promise?
Human beings too.”
"this---."
Song Yuchen was speechless for a moment when Hong Tianjiu retorted.
Indeed, if Guan Yu lets Cao Cao go, he is breaking his promise; if he does not let him go, he is repaying kindness with enmity. Both of these are taboos for a gentleman.
Song Yuchen, who was speechless, could only look at Li Qi asking for help twice, as if to say, you made up this story, so you are naturally responsible.
You idiot! You don't have any ideas, why don't you act like a hero?
To be continued...