Chapter 495 He Doesn't Look Like Your Grandma (1/53)
Chapter 495 He and your grandma don't look like each other at all
"After that's it, are you so harmonious?"
Vanessa's problem is like the cup that throws the cup as a symbol, but they are not characters in ancient stories. There are no hundreds of knives and axes near the dining table ready to appear and split people into meat paste, so it is generally safe.
Weisha used a slight cough to cover up the embarrassment: "This... Vanessa, you should know that Elaine is Catholic like Kobe."
Vanessa nodded: "I know, that's why I asked. People like you are the most troublesome. Shouldn't you be free and easy in life? Why are you bound by the rules and regulations passed down thousands of years ago?"
Kobe echoed: "Yes, so what about Catholics? We can't do anything before we get married, but we can't do anything."
Are they sure they want to discuss this at the dinner table?
Weisha and Trovis looked at each other and both saw panic in each other's eyes.
"In your opinion...what should be done?" Wei Xia asked.
"Are you a fool? It's okay if Elaine has no experience, don't tell me you have no experience either! You have had several girlfriends before, and one of them has taken off all the weird things to make a fuss. How dare you say that nothing has happened between you and your ex-girlfriend?"
Wei Xia dared not say this.
What he was even more convinced was that it was best not to mention his ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.
Is Kobe an idiot? Did he do it on purpose?
Or did Wei Xia first underestimate Kobe off the field and overestimate Kobe off the field?
What is the truth?
The truth is that Wei Xia did not overestimate Kobe off the court, nor overestimate Kobe off the court.
What kind of person is Kobe? Even Vanessa, the person next to him, couldn't explain it clearly.
His fans always say that he is paranoid. To put it better, he has perseverance and perseverance, and he will never give up until he achieves his goal. To put it worse, he is square-headed, iron-headed, stupid, and he will not cry until he sees the coffin.
Kobe off the court is indeed much closer than Kobe on the court, but there are restrictions.
For example, if the other party is Vanessa, then Kobe is definitely the most gentleman in the world, the kind of Dugu Qiubai.
If the object is Wei Xia, then he will not be gentle and considerate.
Wei Xia was hesitating about how to answer. Trovis ate some appetizers, and his curiosity spread: "Yes, it seems that you have never mentioned your girlfriend earlier to me."
Wei Xia was not talented, and was born for 23 years and had only had four girlfriends.
Moreover, be strict with yourself and never get involved in the trouble of having a girlfriend.
In fact, since he was promoted to the first team of Raul Merion High School basketball team, there have been many girls who hooked their fingers at him. Later, he entered college and became Villanova's ace. If he had the will, he would have a chance to achieve a hundred-man victory before leaving college.
As a result, he insisted on talking with Lala Darbi for two years.
Darby is also a Catholic. She is not as conservative as Trovis. She broke the thousand-year vow during school and became an adult with Weisha.
The sudden mention of her reminded Wei Xia of a lot of past events.
When he first arrived in Villanova, he talked about how to settle down there, how to join the school team? How did he know Darby? They had a sweet past like sugar, but in the end they didn't go on.
He remembered how he and Darby ended.
During the draft, as a New Yorker, Darby naturally hoped that Wei Xia would be selected by her hometown team. They had a disagreement on this matter.
Wei Xia told Trovis and Kobe truthfully.
Since the story itself is more attractive than gossip, Kobe's experience is overshadowed by Wei Xia's story.
"So, you were dumped again?" Kobe asked in surprise.
Wei Xia nodded and admitted.
"I really couldn't imagine..." Kobe was amazed.
The inside story about that and the experience of smile in that area were brought over, and as the waiter delivered their dinner, they entered the next topic.
Before starting, Vanessa said complacently: "I discovered this restaurant by chance. I can guarantee that Kobe will definitely like the food here very much. As for you..."
Her brother giggled, "I hope you can adapt to the authentic black food."
The furnished in front of Wei Xia is a steak with many embellishments.
Placement is a science. Some chefs can arouse the appetite of guests by just placing the plates, while others have achieved the ultimate in placing the plates. Every time they serve them, they are so beautiful that they are reluctant to destroy them.
Wei Xia is currently facing such a perfect dish.
Judging from the placing, it was very exquisite. Wei Xia took out a knife and fork ruthlessly, cut off a piece of meat, and put it in her mouth.
The first bite was fresh and tender, and the chewyness was excellent... Then, maybe less than a second, Wei Xia's mouth felt a numbness, and about two or three seconds of buffering, and his taste buds reacted.
——Great spicy!Great spicy!Great spicy!
The alarm about chrysanthemum blooming has sounded!
"Sibaer!!!"
Trovis hadn't eaten yet, and Wei Xia's reaction made her care: "How does it taste?"
"Do you like spicy food?" Wei Xia asked after taking a full sip of wine.
Trovis shook his head and said, "Not at all."
She said it was light, and what she said was not good at all, it was the literal meaning. Every time he went out to eat, he would remind the waiter that she would not be spicy. If the food she brought in was a little spicy, she would complain to the waiter at the store and finally go to the hotel manager.
The result is nothing more than losing money for free and no longer visits.
Hearing her say this, Wei Xia's face, which was so spicy that she was so hot that she brought a plate of 70% cooked steak in front of her to herself: "I suggest you eat something else."
Seeing Wei Xia's appearance, Trovis understood what was going on.
Obviously, he couldn't eat spicy food, but this place was carefully selected by Vanessa, and he couldn't refuse just because this thing was spicy - it was so spicy!.
Vanessa said ashamedly: "Dear, I forgot about the fact that you can't eat spicy food...the waiter!"
On the way to the waiter, Kobe put a golden piece of chicken into his mouth.
Even when eating outside, he abides by coughing and dietary regulations.
While eating, he said, "Wish, this is the end of violating the laws of health management."
"How does that taste like?" Judging from the appearance, it looks delicious.
"Sorry, grandma."
Kobe sighed with a bad mouth: "I have found a chef in this world who is better at making chicken pieces than you. Please forgive me."
Weisha, who was full of boyfriend power, made Trovis feel warm in his heart, but his flushed face and sweat that quickly overflowed also proved that he couldn't eat spicy food either.
"Is it okay? You're sweating a lot?"
"It's okay..." Wei Xia drank a whole glass of wine.
When the waiter arrived, Wei Xia "stole" a piece of chicken from Kobe: "The steal was successful."
"You'll pay the price," Kobe warned.
If Kobe said the price was to help him eliminate the two steaks in front of him, he might kneel down and kowtow to him a few times to express his gratitude.
The grace of recreation cannot be rewarded, I just wish to be a cow and a horse for him in the next life.
Unexpectedly, the chicken nuggets he put into his mouth were a more spicy thing.
Then, even Kobe couldn't think of his reaction.
"Fuckyoukobe!" Wei Xia shouted.
Vanessa said dissatisfiedly: "It's better to ask me for instructions before you 'do' this!"
Why don’t you drink anymore? Because he will definitely get drunk if he drinks again.
His waiter brought a large bottle of ice water and drank about 400ml in one breath.
"I feel that my mouth is no longer mine." Wei Xia said in despair.
Kobe smiled proudly and said, "This is the end of eating randomly, wish!"
“******!”
"Haha!" Kobe was very happy to see Wei Xia cursing like a shrew. "This is why ethnic groups other than black people cannot understand our culture! This is the food that reflects our black people, our blood, sweat and tears! Each dish contains hundreds of years of resilience. From the war to liberate slaves to the day when Dr. King was shot, the struggle of countless people raised countless great black people's food!"
"It's coming again..." Vanessa shook her head.
Kobe ate the super spicy chicken nuggets that Wei Xia would never eat again: "This is the bones on the plate, the soul in the rice bowl, that ultimate hot sauce is a taste that people except black people cannot bear - Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Lord, you are with me!"
When the waiter saw Kobe praised their food, he was naturally very happy: "How about everyone's meal?"
I can send this sentence to you again in the same short words: Keep praising me, I'll listen.
"There are almost no shortcomings, man, that's amazing!" Kobe sighed. "This meal brought me back to my childhood, my grandma may be the best cook woman ever."
Finally Kobe said, "Salute to your chef on my behalf, he is such an amazing guy!"
Wei Xiaji had already finished drinking 800ml of ice water: "Give me some ice water, thank you."
While nodding, the waiter responded to Kobe's request: "You can tell him yourself that he is also your fan. If you let him know that you admire his food so much, he will be very happy."
Then, the waiter shouted a few times and called the chef out of the kitchen.
The person who came was a man with short hair, however - he was obviously the Asians who Kobe said that he could not understand the traditional black food...
"Hello, my name is Gundam, I am from Hunan, China. I am really, very, very grateful that you like the dishes I cook. Can you please give me a signature? I am your super fan!"
Chapter completed!