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Chapter 9 Why You Are a Soldier

"Platform leader, I've finished it and my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. I want to go to the toilet!"

It's really strange. Don't say that what "King Qiao Yan" said is really not outrageous. After more than a month of hard work, although I still feel sore every day, I can do a hundred push-ups in one breath now, and the 200 sit-ups will definitely block them now.

And I gradually discovered that push-ups are all for the real test of your arm muscle strength after all.

But what about these sit-ups? In fact, in my opinion, it is simply a job that tests people's perseverance.

After a period of training, our fat belly began to have abdominal muscles. Although we couldn't say that we could do two hundred and three hundred in one breath, as long as you persist and force yourself to do it, it would be absolutely fine to do one or two hundred more.

So now, under the deliberate "care" of "King Qiao Yan", we have added 200 push-ups every day before we rest at night, while sit-ups have increased 500.

"Oh? So fast?"

After training us, the 'waste' for so long, 'King Qiao Yan' gradually realized some of our strength. He did not show much surprise when I could finish a hundred push-ups so quickly. He just glanced at me and said, "You guy, go and go back quickly, don't fall in!"

"yes!"

I stood at attention and walked out of the door with a very military temperament. In fact, I knew he would agree, but I still acted in the full set of acting, and I gave him face.

The so-called wisdom of people is infinite. No matter how powerful the enemy is, we can still find our weaknesses.

Since we have been in the recruit company for nearly a month, we have slowly figured out some tricks. These tricks may seem very dirty, but their practicality is not to be doubted.

In the training of the recruit company, you must not say that you don’t want to train, you must not say that I want to rest, and of course you cannot imagine that you are so tired when you see you. "King Qiao Yan" will make you an exception once and make you lazy a little bit. This kind of thing is definitely a blind man lighting a lamp and wasting wax.

So what should you do? In fact, it is very simple to put it bluntly. After Peng Zheng, who is a little man and a big man, worked hard to study the theory and practiced the theory many times, he finally came to the following conclusion.

First, when you make reasonable requests for physiological reasons, "King Qiao Yan" will never be able to refuse you.

For example, if I want to go to the bathroom, this reason is very good. Even if you come like this at the most critical moment, "King Qiao Yan" can only frown and nodded unhappily for you to go.

Secondly, when you make reasonable requests with irresistible physical reasons, "King Qiao Yan" still has no way to refuse your request.

For example, cough, that is, I am sick, I have a cold or my leg is sprained during training. As long as you tell him that this is the case, and you pretend to be like it enough (even if the doctor comes, you can't tell if a person has a cold or some muscles and bones are strained). Then you can definitely enjoy the fun of resting alone.

So based on the above two points, for me, I will also use some extraordinary means to make myself occasionally have large or small trumpets last time.

As for the little ghost Peng Zheng, I have used the second method twice. Although I am extremely envious, my psychological tolerance is really limited, and I feel a little afraid to be tainted with him.

Alas! I was not careful in making friends. In fact, this time he asked me to find a reason to come to the big size. He was already waiting for me there, and I still don’t know if this kid has any new ideas.

"Brother Dahai, come and smoke a cigarette!"

Peng Zheng, who looked at me with a smile on his face and handed over a Chinese cigarette, was speechless. This kid's family had only money left. In just one month, his family's mailing army was endless. I heard that he sent five packs of specialties alone, and six Chinese cigarettes were mailed. This kid did not waste it. Now, whether it is a veteran or a new recruit, the relationship is getting better. Alas, it is all the money that causes trouble!

"The platoon leader said that recruits cannot smoke for three months? It will affect lung capacity and is not good for training! We can't smoke too much!"

My eyes lit up, and I hadn't felt like sucking in the mist for a long time. Although I said it beautifully, it would be absolutely fake to say that this cigarette is not tempting to me.

"Tsk, you believe the words of 'King Qiao Yan', that sow can climb a tree!"

Don! I didn't expect there were accomplices inside. It turned out that Xie Jian was also there. I had to be moved when I saw the strong smell of cigarette he vomited at me.

"Besides, I didn't smoke a lot, and I only had one or two shots a day, so it didn't have much impact!"

Peng Zheng is even more good at contributing to you at critical moments. It seems that you will not be able to get on the pirate ship.

"Why are you here to hold a fellow country association?"

Finally, I lit a cigarette, and the long-lost feeling came to my heart. This feeling was so good. I glanced at them and asked with a smile.

"Haha, I didn't have any fellow countrymen. I just trained all day long and I was almost stupid in training, so I found a reason and everyone talked together!"

It is not obvious that Peng Zheng is young, but Yan is not young anymore. My kid has money at home. His parents are busy with work and doing business. There is really not much left in the family except money, so he is too lazy to care about him or him, so he is put in the army.

"Just just talked about Peng Zheng's desire to take over his father's position in the Public Security Bureau after three years?"

Xie Jian is a cheerful person, and always has a smile on his face, saying, "Where is I, I will be here for three years and then go back to my father's tax bureau. What about you? Are you planning to go there in the future?"

Good guy, one is the Public Security Bureau and the other is the Tax Bureau. Are the Public Security Bureau and the Procuratorate and the Court open? You are really a scum in society, but...

I looked at them awkwardly and said, "My dad wants me to go to his unit to serve after serving in the army. It is the XXXX unit in City XX!"

Although my father's unit is not as profitable as the public security, procuratorate and judicial system, it is still a solid job. After serving as a soldier, I can still have social security for a middle-aged family in the society for the rest of my life.

"XXXX unit? Your father's unit is also good! At least it's safe to get a profit from drought and flood. Haha, we all came with this purpose!"

Xie Jian is an old man. He always laughs when he says nothing. Even when others are tense during training, he always smiles, as if a pie falls down in the sky and waits for him to pick it up. His comrades made bad things and nicknamed him "Pug". He was not angry. At this time, it is rare that he sighed after laughing and said:
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