Mr. Guo, who has been double-standard for his whole life, never expected that Cao Lan would learn his traditional skills.

In the past, only Guo could do such things, but no one else could do it, otherwise he should die, but now facing Cao Lan, Guo has no way to do it.

So Cao Lan also played double standards with him.

Only state officials set fire but not the people were allowed to light the lamps. She could only say that she was old and that Guo Peng would not say that she was old, otherwise she would be anxious with him.

Mr. Guo accidentally stepped on the mine and was immediately targeted by Cao Lan.

What's more important is that after saying this, I don't know how to take it back. A lump will be like a root and it can't come out of Cao Lan's mind, which makes Guo Peng feel very difficult.

Because he had no experience in dealing with his wife's menopause, his domineering aura and Cao Lan's gentleness made him never think that he would have such a day, so he was at a loss when things were about to come. Moreover, no one could help.

The overlord of the world, Mr. Guo, was helpless!

By the way, others want to help, but how dare they?

So according to his thoughts, he had no choice but to stand up and apologize to Cao Lan.

"I'm sorry, Alan, I shouldn't have said the word "old". I was wrong. Please forgive me. I have no meaning at all."

He never apologized to outsiders in his life, so he felt that he was already very sincere.

As a result, Cao Lan didn't appreciate it.

"You are right, I am indeed old. Can I not grow old in my fifties? What's wrong with you? Am I not old? Am I still young? Even if you are the Supreme Emperor, you can't refer to a deer as a horse, right?"

Guo Peng raised his head and looked at Cao Lan with some vigilance.

What does this mean?

"I...I'm not wrong?"

"Yes, of course you are right."

"real?"

"real."

"Didn't lie to me?"

"You are the Supreme Emperor, who dares to lie to you?"

"But you're still looking at me, so I think it's possible..."

"Are I so old that I feel unpleasant to even look at you? Am I so disgusting? Are you so impatient to live with me?"

Cao Lan's tone was slightly heavier, and Guo Peng instantly realized.

This wave, this wave is...

It's over.

Literally finished.

He has been in the world for more than 30 years, wiped out the princes and foreign barbarians, defeated countless opponents, and killed people. No matter what kind of difficulties and enemies he could use his shamelessness and double standards to find ways to deal with them.

Even the entire existence of the gentry was uprooted by him and humanitarian destruction, forcing the general trend of history to turn the course and embark on another unconceived path. The brutal means are unprecedented in ancient and modern times.

But when he faced Cao Lan during menopause, he was helpless and just like a rabbit tied to a wooden stake, he was dead.

Guo Zifeng, who swept the world and was invincible, is still today?

Mr. Guo couldn't help but feel very ridiculous.

He still wants to struggle.

"Alan, that's not what I mean..."

"What do you mean?"

"I……"

Guo Peng opened his mouth, but he couldn't even jump out, and his mind was full of conspiracies and tricks at this time.

Seeing that the brilliance in Cao Lan's eyes became dimmer and dimmed, the quick wisdom he had trained for thirty years in the world finally played out his due role.

"I'm urgent to pee, yes, I'm urgent to pee, Zhongkang! Stop! Stop! I want convenience!"

At a critical moment, Guo Peng realized that urine escape was the most effective way to escape.

So Guo Peng called Xu Chu outside the car with great joy, asked Xu Chu to arrange a team to stop, and then rushed out of the car with a whirlwind.

Guo Peng's speed was so fast that Cao Lan didn't grasp his activity trajectory at all. When the dust settled, Guo Peng had already urinated.

Cao Lan was stunned for a while and sighed that Guo Peng was old, but he was not old and his heart was not old. His legs and feet were very neat. His movements did not look like an old guy at all.

There must be some fun things that haven't been used.

You have to be optimistic about him so that he will not be safe in his later years.

Cao Lan had a huge misunderstanding about Guo Peng.

But Guo Peng escaped from the car, quickly moved away from Cao Lan's carriage, ran to the front of the team, gained temporary freedom and temporarily relieved the crisis.

"The Supreme Emperor, the convenient place has been found for you, please."

The loyal Xu Chu walked behind Guo Peng wearing leather armor and a knife.

"I don't really want to... forget it, it's better to make it easier, so I can save the parking later."

Guo Peng nodded and followed Xu Chu to a convenient place.

The place where the team stayed was already deep in the Qinling Mountains, located in a valley. Looking up, you can see that the surrounding mountains are full of steep mountains and peaks rise up from the ground and penetrate into the sky, with a majestic momentum.

It was already autumn, the climate became cooler, and under the cool breeze, the trees in the deep Qinling Mountains had gradually turned yellow.

Under heavy protection, Guo Peng finished the convenience in the dense forest. He shook his body, tied his pants, and sighed as he walked out.

Xu Chu, who was guarding Guo Peng in shifts today, felt a little strange.

"The Supreme Emperor is in a bad mood?"

Guo Peng turned his head and looked at the stupid Xu Chu. Seeing that Xu Chu's temples were also white, he couldn't help but sigh.

"Zhongkang, how many years have you followed me?"

Xu Chu thought about it.

"I first followed the Emperor Taishang for several years. During the Chuping period of the former Han Dynasty, I followed the Emperor Taishang to fight in all directions. It has been twenty-two years since then."

"It's been twenty-two years, and you've followed me as an old minister."

Guo Peng patted Xu Chu on the shoulder: "Some things are unavailable to young people, so I can only talk to the old minister. After being with me for a long time, I will be like my family. Zhongkang, have your wife ever had any trouble with you?"

Xu Chu blinked his eyes, his mind was not turning around.

He thought Guo Peng was going to tell him about military and national affairs, but the result was something related to women.

What is important about women? Can it also make the Supreme Emperor worry?

"This... the Supreme Emperor, my wife is gentle and virtuous, and I have never had any awkward things with me. If I am at home, I will make the decision. If I am not at home, I will make the decision."

He answered truthfully.

“Not once?”

“Not once.”

"How old is your wife?"

Xu Chu was even more confused, but he answered seriously: "My wife is forty-three."

Guo Peng said "Oh", nodded, then looked at Xu Chu, and shook his head again.

"It's not time yet, and if you feel good when it's time, you can wait."

"ah?"

Xu Chu was confused and even more confused.

But Guo Peng just sighed and then walked slowly forward.

"Zhongkang, what do you think I have achieved?"

Has it come to the point?

Xu Chu immediately upheld the politically correct idea and spoke: "Your Majesty's achievements are comparable to those of the Taizu of the previous Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu and Guangwu of the Later Han Dynasty, few of them can compare."

"yes."

Guo Peng did not pretend to be modest: "I wiped out Liuhe, swept across the eight deserts, killed all the princes, bandits, southern barbarians, northern barbarians, and established Wei. I asked myself that my contributions were not low, and my wisdom was not weaker than others. But Zhongkang, I never expected that when half of my body was buried in the soil, I could not comfort a woman."

woman?

Xu Chu frowned.

"The Supreme Emperor, what you mean is..."

"Zhongkang, you are not here yet. I will tell you that in a few years, your wife is in her fifties, you must not mention the word "old" in front of her, otherwise she will think that you think she is old, that she is old and that she is not worthy of being your wife, and that she will be confused.

It is not right for you to apologize, it is not right for you to not apologize, it is not right for you to speak, it is not right for you to do whatever you do, it is still wrong for you to do it, it is even more wrong if you do it. In short, you are wrong, and she can make you miserable."

Guo Peng sighed bitterly.
To be continued...