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Chapter 389 Please listen, cross talk: Xiao Duo tells stories(1/2)

"This is the story..."

Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "In the past, there was an extremely generous person. Because he had many poor friends, there were more people who came to his house for dinner. This was impossible. He lived a wealthy life like this, and there were too many people who fleece. As the saying goes, no one asked about living in a downtown area, and rich people were rich in the mountains and had distant relatives."

Li Chenglong: "Uncle said this very well. One sentence explains all kinds of life, and it is very knowledgeable."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "At the beginning, these poor friends came to the rich family for dinner and brought some things, so they could also block their face... The rich naturally would not care what the poor friends brought... because no matter what they brought, they were not as valuable as their own family's meal. So, they didn't care."

Lee Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, and the so-called integrity are truly revealed in this rich man."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Sangshuang said it well, my father said that too."

Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes and have similar views."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it is once, twice, three or five times, or even ten or eight times, his family will not say anything, but over time, his family will inevitably complain a lot."

Li Chenglong: "This is also human nature. I can't stand it if I weren't. What about it?"

You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo were all laughing.

Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing had a dark face.

After hearing this, if you can't guess what this guy wants to do, your IQ is also very touching.

Zuo Xiaoduo became more and more excited and became more and more enthusiastic: "So the rich man said in a roundabout way that he came to my house for dinner, because he looked down on me. I shouldn't have said anything... But when I come in the future, I will help bring some things, even if I bring an egg... that will make my face bigger, right?"

Lee Chenglong said: "What about?"

"These friends didn't get along, and the rich said... In this way, I will hold a banquet at home tomorrow night. I hope you will come. We will increase your face and make everyone lively."

"Then it wasn't the night next day? The rich man was waiting at the door."

"Because his wife bet with him, you friends must have come empty-handed. The rich man said, "I don't believe it. The wife said, "If you don't believe it, let's make a bet."

"The couple really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich, they have already made it so clear. This bet? I will definitely win? Just because I want to taste the taste of victory early, the rich just wait at the door."

"So, at around 6:30 pm... my friends finally arrived."

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "I'm going to hide it from you all? It's basically the same as when you came today? It's not bad."

"puff!"

Bai Xiaoduo immediately burst into laughter, making the branches tremble.

Lie Xiaohuo and others' faces were so dark that they could not see them.

Bing Xiaobing then gritted her teeth and said, "What's the matter?"

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "When this rich man saw it, oh? The first friend came indeed; so he went up to ask..." Li Chenglong said, "It's so fast."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "What about his friend, is actually quite young? And I just found a wife and have a good relationship? So I take my wife with me wherever I go; even free meals are the same."

Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a stingy iron cockerel can find a wife... I am really envious. But? That woman is afraid she is not blind..."

The snow falls on the small fire and the small drops are like the bottom of a pot.

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend looks very outstanding? She is smooth and smooth? Don't girls like this kind of niggas the most? What's the point of connotation? Well, because he is young, everyone usually calls him a young man, huh, abbreviated as a young man."

Take a deep breath with a low heat.

Lee Chenglong: "Hey, that's all there is to say. Just say how he asked?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Lie Xiaohuo: "That's what the rich man asked: Young man, you took your wife to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"

"Hahahaha..." You Xiaoyu patted his thighs, making him feel overjoyed, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth.

It's really enjoyable!

Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken legs in his hand, and suddenly felt that the chicken legs were no longer fragrant, tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.

Li Chenglong hurriedly supported the role: "What did this young man with his wife say?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person. He said with gaze, come to my brother's house as a guest, I brought the white clouds and breeze to my brother..."

Li Chenglong turned his head and said to Lie Xiaohuo: "I am really poetic and picturesque. I am really a wonderful person. I clearly don't take anything. I can even say so pretentiously... I am really a talented person. If I am not wrong, how can I be so capable?!"

Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks jumped twitching.

Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thighs one by one.

Today, I will follow you to death!

Lie Xiaohuo was ruthless in his heart. The more you mock me, the more I would give me nothing. What else can you do besides being able to speak happily...

Lee Chenglong laughed: "What about?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich man had to let the couple in... and continued to wait, and then he waited for a second one. As long as a friend brought gifts, he would still win."

Lee Chenglong: "Is this the second one too?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is a saying than the first one. This friend's family is very poor and he is a pauper, but he looks better and more handsome than the previous young man. His face has smooth skin, just like an egg that has just been peeled..."

Kong Xiaodan touched his smooth face speechlessly.

Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...so, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan or Xiaodan."

Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "So that's it. Then how did he ask the second one?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan: "That's what this rich man asked, Xiaodan, come to my house for dinner, what have you brought me?"

"Puff..."

The King of the Left and Bai Xiaoduo almost laughed crazy. Yun Xiaohu no longer had to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo being the leader to accompany him. He was much better than himself.

This guy can definitely tell the dead that he is jogging in the coffin.

Kong Xiaodan stared at her eyes and her face turned red.

Too cramped! This bastard!

Boss, what kind of godson did you accept?

Even the Lie Xiaohuo couple, who were extremely depressed just now, laughed at themselves.

People, if they are the only one who is unlucky, they will be very angry because they are depressed and difficult to relieve.

But when I saw that I was as unlucky as I was, I instantly felt balanced, and I had a channel for venting my depression.

They even feel very funny - this is what Lie Xiaohuo couple is now.

Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This little egg said, brother! I have no money in my family and no things, so I only bring you white clouds and breeze..."

Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already brought it."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "So the rich man said so too. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed and said: I really have nothing to do, so I brought two balls under my crotch..."

"Roar..."

Two women covered their mouths with red faces, while the five men turned their heads and sprayed a sip of wine on the ground, laughing so hard that they kept choking.

Li Chenglong almost spitted out.

After coughing for a while, he asked, "What's the matter?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich man put him in. After all, they brought two balls... So the rich man continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person could bring something, he still didn't lose..."

Bing Xiaobing's face changed.

Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This third person is a little pitiful. Not only is the poor family, but he is also sick all year round and sick, so everyone calls him a minor illness."

Li Chenglong shook his head: "It's a pity."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "After waiting anxiously, the small illness finally came. Then the rich man went up to ask."

Lee Chenglong: "What are you asking?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."

At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo Kong Xiaodanyun Xiaohu You Xiaoyu Bai Xiaoduo Xue Xiaoluo at the same time said to Bing Xiaobing: "...this is the rich man asking, "Are you a little sick person, come to my house for dinner, what have you brought me?"

Bing Xiaobing looked speechless.

It seems that I only brought things with so many people, right? Although I lost...

Zuo Xiaoduo said with a frown: "Sujing."

Li Chenglong: "How did this little disease answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This little disease is much more serious. He replied: Brother, I can still have some strength on these shoulders, so I have a head for you..."

"Hahahahaha... I've carried a head..."

Everyone present counted one and all laughed crazy.

Bing Xiaobing had a calm face for a moment and actually started to laugh. What a fucking bastard, he is really good at harming others.

For a moment, laughter shook the sky.

People are so strange. If only one person is damaged in front of so many people, it may be a lifelong enemy and it will be difficult to eliminate it. But now several people have been damaged in succession, and everyone used it as a joke and laughed it off.

Although I was still angry, I felt coke while I was angry.
To be continued...
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