Chapter 342 The bitch has his own income(1/2)
Zuo Changlu Tears Changtian is already familiar with the road, and Wu Yuting and Baiyunduo are copied like a bowl, quickly entering the state. Only Zuo Xiaonian's cultivation level cannot pull the camera over to create a sense of déjà. Even if her eyesight has reached, she still does not have the corresponding spatial ability after all, and she will miss the opportunity at the sight...
Extremely anxious.
So he hugged his mother's arm and begged Wu Yuting: "Mom, I must pass it to me later, the full version of the video."
"Go ahead! Close your eyes! Look at what you are blindly looking at, what good thing is that!"
"I don't! The puppy is so fun now, I don't care..."
"..." Wu Yuting was speechless for a moment.
"It's the New Year in the future... Isn't it prohibited to set off fireworks and firecrackers in all places now? During the New Year in the future... I'll let the puppy go up and spray it to ensure it's popular, and thousands of people praise it..." Zuo Xiaonian had a sudden whim.
"Let your husband go to the sky to make fireworks with his bare ass?" Wu Yuting was surprised.
"It can be in our yard only..."
"Bald?"
“…Why would you like to dig a hole in your pants?”
"Any girl's family can you still have some shame?"
"don't want!"
“…”
The other side.
Bai Yunduo had a red face, but she was still very strong and determined, and she took a photo with her mobile phone. This situation may not be like this once in a thousand years, and millions of years, but it may not be possible to have this again.
It is most likely to be unprecedented, the only time.
It's a pity to miss this opportunity to retain video materials...
Seeing that everyone was so, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was in mid-air, had only one thought.
"Fortunately, Li Chenglong and others didn't come to watch my breakthrough..."
"Otherwise, how could I have the face to be their boss..."
On the ground, Xiaobai, Xiaojiu and Xiaoxiao were jumping up and looking up.
The three little boys were all marveling: "Oh, Momo is so awesome..."
"Yes, Mama is so awesome. Mama can actually fart the rainbow... so envious..."
"So envious..."
"envious……"
...
Confirm that the lens has been focused, Zuo Changlu, who no longer needs to be controlled in the future, looked at Wu Yuting and began to transmit the voice.
"This is not normal...what is going on?"
"The Ten-Complete Heavenly Tribulation is the common palm of the Heavenly Dao of the Nine Clans, each of which is responsible for one round... and which is the Heavenly Dao of the Heavenly Dao responsible for this round? The actions so far have been completely malice..."
"Yes, the so-called "thunder strike" is simply a matter of being resentful of the arrogant provocation of the puppy before, and specially created a large-scale community death scene... As for the danger, it was not at all. Even the "thunder strike" was a puppy... Which clan's Heavenly Dao Master actually released such a great kindness?"
"How could it be... so completely sanity? Too human, right?"
"Yes, it seems like it's playing."
"I guess there will be eight more scenes like this..." There are still a small part of Zuo Changlu who is still paying attention to the video and confirming the situation at all times.
"That's inevitable."
"Until now, the only thing that has not taken action is the ancient dragon and phoenix tribulation... It seems that the dragon and phoenix tribulation has completed the last heavenly tribulation... But the dragon and phoenix are famous for not showing mercy. Since they have come to join in the fun, there will be no reason."
"so……"
"It's nothing to lose face... The puppy also needs such a lesson. Besides, there are no outsiders... Isn't it just a little bit of a butt, a little firework or something..."
"But if the last trick falls into the hands of dragon and phoenix, it will inevitably turn into a disaster of life and death, so it is not optimistic!"
Wu Yuting sighed and said, "No matter how worried we are now, we cannot interfere. We can only hope that Duoduo and Niannian's fate can make the last dragon and phoenix disaster look a little merciless..."
Zuo Changlu nodded and didn't say anything.
In fact, he and Wu Yuting knew clearly in their hearts that this was impossible!
What is the heavenly tribulation?
How can there be any mercy in the subordinates?
Now the couple no longer have hope for Zuo Xiaoduo’s so-called perfect tribulation. They just hope to pass the Heavenly Dao Bureau so that he can survive this situation, or even... as long as he can survive, it’s great!!
"You said, how likely is Duoduo to survive the tribulation?" Wu Yuting was still worried.
"Ninety percent." The left long road was very calm.
The voice is firm.
Looks calm.
This sentence, two words, is like a powerful calming pill.
Wu Yuting felt relieved.
The husband never speaks too much.
Generally speaking, if he says 80% of the time, basically means 100% of the time; as for 90%, it is even more foolproof, and there is no so-called accident!
Zuo Changlu continued to record the video calmly, but in fact, he had already prepared the last resort in his heart.
If the situation is really jealous and the puppy can't hold on, he will use the method of stealing the sky and exchanging the sun, sacrifice a royal clone to exchange the puppy!
Although that would cause Zuo Xiaoduo Dao to suffer losses, hopeless peaks for life, and even rare to go further. At the same time, his strength would directly drop to the first level, but... it would be much stronger than being scattered.
Only by living can there be a future!
So he made this guarantee.
Because he knew that if he didn't say that, Wu Yuting would definitely do this at that time. And his wife's cultivation is much weaker than her...
So... I'll come then!
Zuo Changlu thought lightly, looking at the heavenly tribulation with confidence.
As a husband and a father, if you have to do this, then who else can I do?
In the sky...
The thunder of robbery gradually continued to slash!
Zuo Xiaoduo naturally maintained a bare state, constantly turning around in circles and setting off fireworks in the air.
The most extreme time, my stomach was bulging three points higher than when I was swelling before, so I floated directly to a height of more than 800 meters. Just under the eyes of ten robbery eyes, it was floating around and squirting...
This is a big deal. Zuo Xiaoduo feels like he is about to be furious!
Most of the time I am like a small jet, filled with dye, flying back down the clouds...
After a while, my butt was sprayed with a rainbow and rushed forward...
After rushing to a certain distance, I sprayed a rainbow in front of my lower body, so I retreated again... and when I was halfway through, I started spraying my mouth, and I also had recoil or forward recoil...
After turning two rounds, I stopped spraying anywhere else, just spraying my butt in one place...
Squirting while flying...
There is even a feeling: buzzing, buzzing, I am a happy little bee... What a f*ck!
Zuo Xiaoduo could feel that the resentment of the nine great ways of heaven was filled with the resentment of the heavenly paths, all looking at him gloatingly.
Make you cheap!
Boy, are you still cheap?
Still showing off?
After so long, no thing dares to provoke the way of heaven so cheaply. Now that you have something like you, don’t play with you... Do you want to be face-saving?
Zuo Xiaoduo felt this resentment clearly and truly, within reach and close.
He didn't know if others could feel it when they were experiencing the tribulation, but he really felt it.
Although I felt it, Zuo Xiaoduo didn’t dare to give up a single fart now!
Cough... no, he is constantly farting now, the real rainbow fart... and it is still the continuous rainbow fart.
Anyway, he didn't dare to show his dissatisfaction.
He really got it.
It turns out that God... is really emotional!
Mom...so scary!
You said you were emotional, you said you had feelings, how could I dare to provoke you? You must please you early and praise you. Even if you praise your stinky feet, you will be willing to do anything...
Well, what I'm doing now is the real rainbow fart, but it doesn't mean the same thing to me!
To be continued...