Chapter 30 Natural disaster messengers are bad people, tea repair is good people(1/2)
Catacomb caves in Longling, Shaanxi.
In the darkness, the rustling sound of the soil rolling suddenly sounded.
The soil, sand and gravel gather together and begin to solidify and change. The mud is the body, the stone is the armor, the water is the blood, the bacteria are the brain, the memory is the pivot, and all things flow back.
There seemed to be a whirlpool in the darkness, and invisible spiritual energy flowed wildly, injecting energy into dozens of newborn bodies until their eyes flashed with scarlet light.
"Ri'an, Kuang Siro, I saw a comrade-in-arms crying by the Earth Demon in the long river of time. It's so pitiful."
Rensheng Kuang Siro, who had just woken up, was slightly stunned, and his eyes were red and hot, as if they were about to glare—
He never expected that there would be this slinger among the 12 vanguard commanders who had been successfully located in the 12 vanguard commanders who had arrived.
There were 3,648 bone burying pioneers, and only 12 successfully arrived at the bone burying ground. Among these 12 bone burying grounds, he was actually closest to this hangman, so when he moved the bone burying ground, he was directly teleported to the bone burying ground of the hangman!
"Secretly fearful, I didn't... cry!"
Rensheng Kuang Silang drew his sword and slashed it. The vast blood energy flooded the tomb chamber, and instantly illuminated the demon army hidden in the tomb chamber-
They were wearing black and shiny full-coverage knight armor, holding giant swords with both hands, standing on both sides. There were irregular runes on the armor and giant swords. After a closer look, they could even see runes flowing invisibly.
On the coffin of the tomb, there was a man with only his mouth exposed. His head was completely covered by a dark blue helmet from the bridge of his nose, and there was not even a hole in his eyes. His whole body was covered with armor without joints and key parts. He had no inch in his body, revealing a naked body covered with dark blue runes.
He is the pioneer commander of the bone-burying place here, secretly afraid.
Rensheng Kuang Siro has known him for many years, but still doesn't know his real name. He only knows from his mother tongue that he is from the Central Plains of Xuanguo. People like Ancient Descendant are very many in the holy realm: abandon the past, start over, and give himself a well-known name.
Facing Rensheng Kuang Siro's surging blood slash, Dark Fear did not dodge or avoid, allowing the blood to fall. However, the blood energy passed through Dark Fear's body, and the coffin under his butt was cut in half, but Dark Fear was not damaged at all.
Danxiao smiled and said, "I just said someone was beaten to cry, but I'm not talking about you."
Rensheng Kuang Siro roared: "I don't know who was beaten to cry...?"
As soon as he said that, Rensheng Kuang Siro felt something was wrong, but he was not interested in thinking about it. He raised the big sword and made the blade's blood boil like fire!
Anyway, any conversation that feels wrong can be treated as him scolding me!
"Kuai Siro, stop." Miyan said lightly: "You can afford to destroy the saint's plan?"
Hearing this sentence, Rensheng Kuang Siro suddenly stopped. He glanced at him with a resentment and tied the Da Tai knife with a bandage.
"Why don't you use a scabbard?"
"There is no...scabbage suitable for floating boats."
"Then you're just naked and won't rust."
"I will have... many knives in the future, but I am the only one in the floating boat... I want to... cherish her." Rensheng Kuangshiro tied the big-tat knife very seriously to ensure that the bandages are consistent: "Respect and cherishing are the swordsmen's... responsibility."
"puff."
"why are you laughing?"
"I remembered something happy."
"What's the matter of being happy about...?"
"No more mention." Danqi threw something out: "Next."
Rensheng Kuangshiro instinctively wanted to pull out his sword to cut, but the bandage was so troublesome. He thought about it but reached out to catch it and found that it was a rectangular machine. It took him three seconds to recognize it and then he recognized it: "Is this... a cell phone?"
Danyu said: "It's a mobile phone, but it's different from the ones mentioned in the training class. Dimo no longer uses flip phones and keyboard phones, but uses this kind of full-screen smartphone. It has very rich functions and almost everyone has one. You can use it to play with it, learn more about the changes in human society, and recognize the shamelessness of human beings now. Don't be beaten to cry next time."
Rensheng Kuang Siro frowned: "What's the phone... fun? ridiculous."
He spoke and groped, and soon lit up his phone and became a beacon in the dark tomb.
Dan Fear quietly walked to him and pointed to an app on the screen: "For example, this game is a 5v5 confrontation game. The characters in it are full of human imaginations of extraordinary abilities. You can try it, and maybe you can gain something."
"This is an online game. If you want to play, you have to go to the northeast corner of the third tomb. Only when you stand there will you have an online signal."
"If there is no electricity, go to the second tomb, where there is a row of sockets."
Secretly fearing and simply said various precautions, which surprised Rensheng Kuangsiro: "There are still... sockets and signals in this ancient tomb? And you have found a cell phone?"
Dark fear shook his head:
"No, I pulled the socket into the tomb chamber and installed it with a soldier with electrician knowledge. The phone was the relics of a group of tomb robbers three days ago. The signal was that the country's infrastructure was well built, and even the tomb chamber was received. Okay, go and have fun. I'm in the first tomb chamber. Don't disturb my practice if I have nothing to do."
Rensheng Kuang Siro watched Danyu walk to the first tomb. After a moment, he found a light in the dark first tomb.
Will practice shine?
But secretly feared and said not to disturb him. Rensheng Kuangsiro didn't want to see that guy, so he took his cell phone to the third tomb and stood in the northeast corner as the prompts. Sure enough, he saw a 5g signal appearing in the upper right corner.
"Confrontation game, glory..."
Automatically log in to the game, the account seems to be the tomb robber, and the nickname is Uncle San.
Choose the region... and choose the latest 404 region.
Following the game prompts, enter the matching mode. Rensheng Kuangsiro fiddled with it and quickly understood the rules of the game: three paths, five people fight, kill the opponent, and knock down the base.
As for the skills, it is not difficult to understand. You can see how to use them with just a glance. He is proficient in killing skills, so this kind of pediatrics is naturally no problem.
After playing several games in a row, Kuang Siro relied on his extraordinary reaction speed to move and break through. Although he made occasional mistakes, he would be beaten by some unknown characters, but he quickly learned his lesson and would not be defeated twice by the same move.
The five players in the game have a clear division of labor, namely the mid laner, top laner, shooter, jungler and support. Kuroshiro can play in other positions except the support, and they play fiercely.
However, there are many people in this game who like to curse people. Not only the enemies like to curse people, but even their teammates like to curse people. Kuang Silang was so angry that Wuming became angry, but the first time he used his mobile phone to type slowly, and he spoke very slowly due to physical reasons, so he couldn't even curse, and he couldn't follow the signal and could only keep his anger in his mind and continue playing.
Once someone scolds him, he will calculate the account on the Earth Demon.
‘The garbage demon has really poor quality.’
‘These people are not worthy of living.’
‘It is correct to come to the holy land to purify the world!’
‘How old are they? Why are they so good at cursing?’
As he played, Kuang Siro remembered the messenger of the natural disaster again, and his anger became more and more intense.
The Earth Demons are all bastards!
These players who swear are bastards, and the messenger of the natural disaster is even more bastards among bastards!
He was about to be beaten to death by me, but he ran away and said, "It's not that you won, but that I don't want to play anymore" - lie lie lie lie!
People in this world are so trash. They actually ran away before being beaten to death. Such people should be like soldiers in the game, killing hundreds of them by me in one game!
Although he was very angry, Kuang Siro kept playing and even planned to save gold coins to buy heroes - he wanted to buy some coupons, but he didn't know the payment password of the tomb robber.
After playing for a few hours, Kuang Silang started another set and selected Yang Jian's top lane in seconds, and the bottom lane was adc Sun Shangxiang and assisted Ming Shiyin.
It was a normal lineup, but shortly after the start, the player who manipulated Sun Shangxiang, "Bamboo Gnit Panda" began to swear.
"Please use your hands and stop playing with your feet."
"Yang Jian, are you playing with Xiaotian Dog?"
After the spray on the top lane, a team battle broke out in the middle lane, and both the mid lane and the jungler were dead.
"You are really gourd kids who save grandpa and send it one by one."
"I think the most fun thing about the middle lane is the defense tower."
"A Ke, is the tumor on your neck? All of them are rushing up?"
The A Ke player was so angry that he typing and scolded him.
"Oh, you can still type, I thought you were blind."
"Go home quickly and you will be beaten to death by the soldier if you continue like this."
Sun Shangxiang's player is very strong. He was both spitting people and doing both. He took a few heads in the bottom lane, but instead assisted Ming Shiyin to die several times. Kuang Silang cut it down and took a few glances. He found that Ming Shiyin player was very naughty and was completely led away by Sun Shangxiang's player.
When the mid-term progress was being carried out, Sun Shangxiang was getting more and more excessive, and countless swear words were sprayed out like bullets.
"This game is not suitable for you, go back and play 4399."
"I sprinkle rice on my phone, and the chicken moves more sexy than you."
"You are suitable for playing Zhuang Zhou and living in your dreams."
"There is shit on the screen, how do you play with your tongue?"
"Disabled people still play games with their feet, they are really disabled and have a strong will."
"Beautiful! (After the mid laner dies)"
And this sentence made Kuang Silang angry the most: "Brother, isn't the food in the underworld delicious? I have to come up and lick the screen shit?"
Although Kuang Siro had initially seen the power of trolls, this was the first time he saw such a powerful troll - from the beginning of the game to the team battle, he had never heard of it for more than ten minutes, and the swear words were flooding the screen in the dialogue list!
How could there be such a person!
I want to scold him, I must scold him!
Kuang Siro opened the chat window, looked at the nine-grid input method, clicked a few times, racked his brains to reply: "***"
Ahhhhh—
Why did I block my swear words?
To be continued...