Chapter 133 Tea Cultivator's View on Choosing a Mate
Where is the person?
Xiluda came to the small pavilion outside the library and saw a circle of wild cats surrounding nearby, but did not see the tea repairman.
Xiluda found a black cat with a "butterfly" - its nose and mouth were white, and its other hairs were black, and it looked like it was holding a white butterfly - and slapped it in the face.
The butterfly-carrying black cat is licking its hair, and Xiluda retreats instantly as soon as it approaches it. As a top predator in the city, the cat's reaction speed is actually very exaggerated, and humans cannot reach one or two. Like birds, snakes, and cicadas, animals that humans cannot catch with their bare hands, are cats' preys. It makes sense that cats think they are the owner of humans.
However, although Xiluda was chubby, although Xiluda was not active all day, and although Xiluda rarely went to hunt, it was a psionic cat, and its speed was much faster than the butterfly black cat. It slapped the butterfly black cat and was confused.
Xiluda asked, "Meow—"
The black cat with butterfly licked her hair aggrievedly: "Meow..."
Cats naturally have not developed language. If there is language, tea Xiu might have been damaging the cat group. However, since they have developed vocal cord organs, the call can naturally bear a certain communication effect, such as expressing their own happiness, anger, doubt, contempt, etc. Sometimes cats meow to people, and people still feel very cute. In fact, cats are swearing, and they will be reported as vulgar and vulgar when translated.
Tea Xiu hasn't come yet... Hearing the black cat's answer, Xiluda felt a little strange. Generally speaking, people like Tea Xiu rarely change their itinerary. Moreover, Tea Xiu is not a busy person. His kind of person who hates social interactions is destined to not encounter any emergencies, so he naturally has a lot of events to plan his life.
Therefore, the biggest possibility at present is that Tea Shou should be dead.
He was killed by his bodyguard, killed by his roommate, and suffocated to death... While thinking about the posture of Cha Xiu's death, Xiluda observed along the windowsill of the library.
Another possibility is that Cha Xiu is finally tired of this group of wild cats. Humph, it should have been like this for a long time. There are high-end cats like me who are still looking for wild cats. I can only say that Cha Xiu is a man after all, and he just likes to eat...
Soon, although Xiluda did not see Cha Xiu, she saw Cha Xiu's clone - Zhuge Wuhou!
Seeing an old boss two thousand years ago reading a book called "Simulated Electronic Technology" with relish, Xiluda's mood was a bit complicated. She knew that the skin of "Zhuge Wuhou" had intelligence bonus, and the tea cultivation method was normal, but she still felt strange.
Fortunately, Cha Xiu had never been to the Eden region, and had never seen Newton and Einstein. Otherwise, the students from Zhuyue University would be blessed to see the people in the textbooks studying in the library.
Xiluda took two more steps closer and found that Cha Xiu was sitting opposite his clone, and was also reading a book!
What the hell is that tea cultivation has learned to fight with each other recently? Learn the subject and the body together? Double happiness?
Then Xiluda took another step closer and she saw a girl sitting next to Cha Xiu holding "Advanced Mathematics Second".
She had seen this girl before, and she vaguely remembered that this girl seemed to shovel cat litter and bring food to her every day. She should be a maid from Xiluda...
wrong!
How did Cha Xiu study in the library with You Zhuxiao!?
Xiluda rubbed her eyes and confirmed that she was not wrong. She directly chatted through the "social" interface: "Chat Xiuxiu, what are the handles you have caught the shoveler?"
Cha Xiu turned his head and looked out the window, looking at Xiluda: "No, why do you ask that?"
"If she hadn't been caught, how could she come to the library to study?" Xiluda hid in the shadows, preventing the shoveler from seeing herself: "She always plays with her mobile phone in class, how could she come to the library to read? She laughed out loud?"
Cha Xiu turned his head and looked at You Zhuxiao for a while, and pulled up the "Advanced Mathematics Second" in her hand.
You Zhuxiao seemed to be unaware and continued to watch the sand sculpture video on the mobile phone screen. She bought a new pair of noise-cancelling headphones, which was very effective. She was completely immersed in the video world and could not notice the movement around her at all.
After a full minute, Cha Xiu gently patted You Zhuxiao's shoulder. You Zhuxiao looked at Cha Xiu a little dissatisfied, stopped the video progress bar, tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Aren't you here to review?" Cha Xiu asked calmly.
"yes."
"I remember, we should have completed advanced mathematics in our freshman year. Are you a sophomore?"
"I'm dead from high school." You Zhuxiao said naturally.
"..." Cha Xiu was silent for a moment and asked again: "Then why are you playing with your phone?"
"I'm tired of reviewing, so I need to take a break." You Zhu said with confidence: "Only by combining work and rest can you maintain your health. Studying hard is to study hard, and this is the effective way of learning."
Cha Xiu looked at the progress bar of the video on her phone. Good guy, he was still watching the comedy movie "There is a Happy Event in 92 Family". He was just watching 49 minutes and 36 seconds. No wonder he laughed so hard when he covered his mouth.
He looked at the time and confirmed that they arrived at the library 53 minutes ago. They also went to the toilet once in the middle - Wu Hou's clone came out of the boy's toilet with him.
Cha Xiu looked at the sun outside and said to You Zhu Xiao, "The light here is too strong, and you will reflect when you look at your phone. Why don't you go to other places to study?"
You Zhuxiao raised the textbook and put the phone in: "This way it won't reflect."
Cha Xiu rubbed his temples and felt a little tired: "If you don't want to study, you can go back to the dormitory to play with your phone, and you can still lie on the bed, and you don't have to accompany me in the library."
"No, I want to study, I'll learn after watching a while." You Zhuxiao was very focused on watching the movie: "It's really true."
Cha Xiu pointed to the back: "There is an empty big table there, so it's better to..."
"Shh, this is the library, be quiet." You Zhuxiao raised a hand and instructed Cha Xiu to keep silent. He moved the chair a little closer to Cha Xiu, and completely blocked Cha Xiu in the corner - the other side of Cha Xiu was the wall.
Cha Xiu turned his head helplessly and looked at Xiluda outside the window: "Is there any way you can keep her away from me?"
Cilda: "You can eat apples."
"What?"
"One apple a day, the disease is far away from me... Forget it, you don't understand." Xiluda asked, "Why are the shit shovelers suddenly so interested in you?"
Cha Xiu: "I don't know, she suddenly came to my dormitory and suddenly asked me about intelligence testing questions. I said I came to the library, and she followed her."
Xiluda blinked with big eyes: "What? She asked you the question? Did she tell you the answer?"
Cha Xiu shook his head: "No, I plan to think slowly by myself. I believe that my intelligence should be able to solve the rules of this kind of association problem."
"Then think about it slowly, hehe." Xiluda smiled twice, looking very worthy of beating: "So why did she suddenly come to you? Have you met before?"
"Well...we went out together on Saturday."
"Where did you go to play?"
Cha Xiu hesitated for a moment.
He was unwilling to tell Xiluda that he had gone to the cat cafe, otherwise Xiluda would keep this matter on his lips and laugh at him until after his death. Even after his death, Xiluda would pay him a visit every year to remember the past glorious years.
"I went to a cafe in Tianhe Commercial Center for dinner."
"It sounds like a date~" Xiluda looked at Cha Xiu suspiciously: "Does she want to pick you up?"
Cha Xiu thought about it and did not deny this possibility. Although he felt that he had no connection with the opposite sex, he raised hundreds of people with rice. In the past, many girls were rescued by Cha Xiu by chance. Some were willing to make cattle and horses for Cha Xiu in the next life, and some were willing to promise him. Most of Cha Xiu refused, but some girls still followed him unswervingly.
Then, under Cha Xiu's hands, these weak girls transformed into real men who stood up to the top - female doctors, female gentlemen, and female shopkeepers, all developed a skill. In other words, Cha Xiu was also considered a professional female training staff in ancient times.
In short, there will still be girls who are blind and have a good impression of Cha Xiu's skin.
"It's indeed possible."
"Then what are you going to do?" Xiluda asked excitedly, "I'm going to punch him and say 'I'm sorry I don't want to fall in love with you'; or I'm going to use an uppercut and say 'I'm sorry I don't like women'; or I'm going to have a secret combo, saying 'Stinky woman, get away, you don't have a man to want it, I have a man to want it!"
Cha Xiu: "Why do your suggestions always take it as the premise of my rejection?"
Xiluda was puzzled: "Or what? Will you still agree?"
Cha Xiu thought for a while and responded: "If it were the past, I would indeed refuse. After all, I could block the effects of hormones in my body. But now it is not possible. When I am not spaying myself, I feel that I need help from others to solve my physiological needs."
Xiluda opened her cute eyes wide and stared at Cha Xiu blankly.
This was the first time she heard someone say that the fireworks were so scientific, objective, fresh and refined.
Her hair began to tremble, her heart began to get excited, and her mind began to fantasize: "Then... Tea Xiu Xiu, what are you going to do?"
Cha Xiu turned his head and carefully looked at You Zhuxiao's appearance. You Zhuxiao was watching a movie. His pretty face was red and had a faint smile on his face, his nose was crystal clear and sunny, and two sweet dimples bloomed at the corner of his mouth. His long eyelashes trembled, and his long hair was tied neatly into a ponytail, revealing his fair and slender neck and slightly pointed ears at the top...
Cha Xiu pondered for a moment, turned his head and said to Xiluda, "It seems not possible."
"Where can't be shoved shit!" Xiluda subconsciously retorted: "Is she not good-looking? Isn't her body fragrant? Isn't her butt straight? Isn't Oopie round?"
"She has a little sharp ear, a bit like a forest elf." Cha Xiu said regretfully: "It doesn't meet my requirements."
Like the forest elves, this tm is considered a disadvantage!?
Shouldn't this be a great plus!?
And because of this point, you deducted her 41 points? You are too strict!?
Xiluda showed an expression of 'You tm playing tricks on me': "This shoveler is already considered a good product among humans. If you are not satisfied with this, what do you have to ask for?"
"Well..." Cha Xiu thought for a while and replied, "My request is that the other party is Homo sapiens."
"…"
"…"
"…"
Xiluda: "I understand, your ideal partner is the man from Shanding Cave."
The topic ended here, and Xiluda did not want to continue to understand Cha Xiu's view of choosing a mate. She was just a little cat and could not withstand such perverted thoughts.
"By the way, you're going to work on a mission with the 'trainer' tonight."
"Well, do you want me to help if you have anything?"
"Yes." Cha Xiu narrowed his eyes: "I need you... to 'educate and educate her well."
Chapter completed!