"I will ask you one thing in the system, is I your master?" Ye Fan asked seriously.

The "Yes" system also answered truthfully.

"Then how can I discuss something?" Ye Fan's image collapsed instantly. He looked righteous just now, but now he looks like a gangster.

"Borrowing money is free of talks. As the saying goes, talking about money is harmful to your feelings!" the system replied.

"Actually, it's not that I'm borrowing money, I just want martial arts, or something, otherwise I've never had any martial arts, right? I can't just upgrade, but martial arts still need it!" Ye Fan rubbed his palm and said to the system.

"This system can barely agree." The system thought about it and felt something was reasonable, so it agreed.

"Is I your master in the system?" Ye Fan asked again.

"Yes!" The system is going to answer again. Although he doesn't know what Ye Fan is going to do, as his master, he still needs to answer the questions he asks.

"Let's discuss something!" Ye Fan said, rubbing his palms.

System: Uh, why is this sentence so familiar?

"Master, please tell me." The system replied.

"Look at this world is so dangerous. What if I die accidentally? So elixirs and other things... you know, hehe." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Impossible, this matter has no discussion, and I don't even want a elixir." The system replied firmly.

"Then give me a rope, right?" Ye Fan said inquiring.

When the system heard this request, it directly agreed, just a rope, and the system said it didn't care.

"bite"

"Master, what are you going to do?" the system asked in confusion.

The system looked at Ye Fan holding the rope, aimlessly as if he was looking for something?

"It's okay, I just look at the tree that is taller. I want to hang it on it for a while. It's okay, you can continue to go back and dive." Ye Fan waved his hand and said.

Continue to look for taller trees, because it may become my place to live in the future.

You ask me where to settle down?

Isn't you fucking nonsense?

Of course I went to heaven!

If the system doesn’t give me a way out, what else can I do? Of course, I will use a rope to commit suicide.

"Hey, I finally saw a more suitable one. I didn't expect it to be so difficult to find a tree. It's really a tiger falling into the sun and being bullied by a dog! Alas." Ye Fan sighed in his heart when he finally found the big tree.

Ye Fan threw the rope up and finally pulled it, and it felt quite strong.

"The system gives me a chair." Ye Fan said to the system, because I was not tall enough.

The system finally gave it to me. Although I didn’t have much emotion, I couldn’t understand what Ye Fan was going to do?

So I gave the chair, just to see what Ye Fan wanted to do.

After Ye Fan got a chair, he stood up directly, holding the rope with both hands, his eyes full of confusion, and looked up at the sky at 45 degrees.

"System." Ye Fan said lightly, with a hint of sadness inside.

"Master, please tell me." The system replied.

"I'm asking you once, do you agree to the conditions just now?" Ye Fan asked the system and said, his hand slowly holding the rope.

"This is impossible. I hope the master will not ask again. I will not give you this authority. In the words of you humans, your intention is called delusion!" The system said firmly.

Ye Fan: Damn, I used it in idioms, but you have said that. I hope you don’t regret it later, hehe.

"System, it's not your fault if you don't give it to me. If there is no pill, what's the point in this world? It's better to die." Ye Fan finished speaking and kicked directly into the chair.

When the system saw Yefan like this, even if he was stupid, he would understand what it meant.

Damn it's going to commit suicide!

If you die, you will die. The key is that if you die, I will die too!

[Warning! System warning! Please stop immediately!]

The system directly issued a warning message, but this was of no use.

Ye Fan was already so slapped that he couldn't speak. It can be said that he had more breathing and less breathing. The two balls were still kicking in the air, which seemed very painful.

"I agree!" The system finally had no choice but to give up and decided to agree to Ye Fan's request.

If Ye Fan arrives at the system, he will know what it means.

There is a chance!

"No... it's okay, I... I don't... blame you." Ye Fan said with difficulty, as if he was really going to die.

When the system saw that Ye Fan had not yet come down, it could only throw out the conditions.

"The experience of upgrading in the future will be reduced by half!" the system said.

Ye Fan heard what the system said, which means that as long as you fight monsters and upgrade, the upgraded experience bar will be reduced by half.

thump!

Ye Fan fell to the floor safely and patted his clothes, as if he had just hanged himself, not him.

"Huh? Why is there a rope here in the system? Could it be that someone hangs himself here just now?" Ye Fan said with a confused look on his face.

Ye Fan continued, "It's really outrageous. I don't know how to cherish life at such a young age. I, Ye Fan, despises such people the most in my life and do not respect life at all... I'm sorry."

After Ye Fan finished speaking, he spat on the floor, not his contempt or his saliva.

System: Mom sells the criticism, but I was actually tricked, OK! This time I admit defeat, but next time, even if your little jj is gone, don’t think I will agree to you.

The system felt so depressed. I went to get the quilt by myself and didn't have so many conditions to cheat.

"System, do you think what I just said makes sense? Come and judge me." Ye Fan said indignantly.

System: Today’s sentence, mom, I must say it!

"Yes, yes, yes, whatever the master says is right, but the system hopes that the master will not do such things again in the future, so the system feels very difficult." The system said with a wry smile.

"Well, you are very aware of the system. You have to work hard. Annual salary of one million in the future is not a dream." Ye Fan said to his employees like a big boss, "Young man, work hard, an annual salary of one million is not a dream."

System: If you have an annual salary of one million, I am the system. Not to mention an annual salary of one million, it will be fine to burn one million for you every day.

"The system said it was very tired and needed to go back to dive and rest. I hope the master will not disturb you." After the system said that, there was no sound.

"I know diving every day. What's the use of me asking you? I see that you have worked so hard today, so I reluctantly let you rest." Ye Fan said in a reprimanding manner, and looked reluctant to be difficult.

System: I really want to hit him!

"Forget it, it's time to go home and take a look. I don't know what to eat for lunch. Now I'm a little hungry." Ye Fan said with his stomach touching.

"I have a little donkey, I never ride it. I hit its little butt every day..." Ye Fan hummed a song and walked on the way home.

In fact, I can’t talk about home anymore, I should mean walking on the road of my benefactor.

When I returned home, Grandpa Zanglong was cooking with Grandma Longfeng. As for Zixia, I didn’t know where to go.

"If I go to cook the dishes myself, but my cooking skills seem to be bad. It seems to be up to...hehe." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"System, how do you think you're cooking? What do you think will happen if I go to cook?" Ye Fan asked the system and said.

"After the system check, it's better for the owner to harm others less!" said the system.

Ye Fan: Mom sells criticism, what does it mean to harm people? When did I kill me? It was like killing a dog before.

"System, let's discuss something!" Ye Fan shook his hands and said with a smile.

Old movements, old expressions, old language.

system"……"

"roll!"

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【Fifth update, end!】

To write well, we need various skills first and first solve our own problems.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!