Chapter 110 A Purple Qi
"Hey hey! Wait, don't be anxious first!" But just as Gan Ka and I stood up and were about to walk into my room, suddenly, the fat man stopped us.
After hearing the fat man's words, I looked at him suspiciously and asked him what's wrong?
The fat man rubbed his hands and laughed and said, "Anyway, you have six days to die. Look at the spiritual energy contained in this true qi, it would be a waste of resources if you just use it directly for you? What a pity?"
As soon as I said this, I was a little annoyed on the spot and glared at the fat man fiercely, "Damn! How come you say? Why is the things that save my life a waste of resources? Is my life not as good as such a true energy?"
But after hearing what I said, the fat man laughed dryly and waved his hands and rubbed his hands and continued to speak: "Little comrade, I don't mean that, don't get me wrong, I mean... I mean..." After saying this, the fat man's little eyes were rolling around, and he laughed, but after talking for a long time, he didn't say the following.
Seeing the fat man's slutty look, I couldn't help it anymore and asked him impatiently, "What do you want to say? Can you please say it quickly?"
"Okay! Then I'll just say it!"
As the fat man spoke, he stared at me with his squinting eyes. When he saw me, I felt a little unnatural all over. I waved my hands repeatedly to signal the fat man to let go if he has farts.
"That's right, I mean, the black line on your hand will be able to reach your wrist for six days? Even without this true energy, you can still live for six days. Since that's the case, why are you anxious? The purple qi has such rich spiritual energy, and it's enough for us to practice every day. If you give it to you directly, then... hehe... yes!"
After hearing what Fatty said, I suddenly understood what Fatty meant, which means that I would not use this purple qi to save me first, so I asked Fatty Ji Yu and others to use this purple qi to practice first. In this way, the effect will be very good for them.
Of course I had nothing to say about the fat man’s advice, but I was still cautious about asking whether this would work and will it affect the effect of purple qi?
He shook his head repeatedly, "Don't worry, there is nothing wrong, let them practice here. In six days, I'll help you inject it into your body!"
After hearing this, I felt relieved on the spot, and Ji Yu and Fatty were also happy, and they were not willing to delay the time at all, so they started practicing directly.
I originally wanted to use this purple qi to practice with them, but I shook my head at me repeatedly, saying that as long as I penetrated this purple qi into my body, even if I don’t practice at all in the future, I can at least become a red Taoist cultivator.
After hearing Gan Jiao's words, I felt relieved on the spot. Seeing that Fatty and Ji Yu were practicing so seriously, Gan Jiao and I were embarrassed to disturb them, so we took Xiaoyu out of the room. I happened to ask Gan Jiao for help, so I told Gan Jiao about the loss of my mobile phone and Yudao. I hope he could help me get it back.
"Did you say your phone and jade knife are you? Where did you throw it away? Take me to that place to take a look!"
I didn't say anything on the spot, and quickly came to that park with a joke.
I saw Gan Kao touching the ground, looking at it, lowering his head and closing his eyes for a while, and suddenly, he seemed to be a magician, and he took out a piece of white paper from his pocket. Before I could react, suddenly, a face gradually began to appear on the piece of white paper.
As time went by, the face gradually became clearer and clearer. In a short while, his appearance completely emerged. When I saw this face, I was a joke on the spot. This is actually my high school classmate, Wang Xiaodong, who has become Li Jian's tyrant.
"If you brought me here right, and time said nothing wrong, it was that he took your jade knife, stole your phone, and put the pirated apple in your pocket!"
Listening to the joke, the black line on my head fell in an instant. You sister, I said that it was enough for me to lose my phone and my jade knife. Why did I say that the fake apple is said? Even now, when I think of the unlucky things I encountered yesterday morning, I kept trembling, and I was completely angry. This is so damn that it is too humiliating.
"Take a trick, where is this Wang Xiaodong now? Can you take me to find him?" I asked at the trick with a dark face, and at the same time I was thinking about how to deal with this bastard Wang Xiaodong later.
"Isn't it a matter of finding him? Do you think we went to find him in person? Or did I use my magical power to get him directly?"
"Damn! Can you get him here directly?" I looked at the joke with surprise, and I couldn't believe what he said.
Gangka smiled, "It's just a mortal! As long as I have a thought, no matter what he is doing, I can get him over immediately!"
Awesome! So fucking awesome, even more awesome than the ghost king in my heart. I was admiring in my heart, and at the same time I also gave a thumbs up to the joke.
"How about it? Do I want me to bring him over now?"
I asked me a trick, and I was also thinking about how to deal with this bastard. I was worried, but at this moment, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind and I immediately remembered a movie called "The Prank Expert". There was a scene in that movie, when Dasha was using the toilet, Stephen Chow brought him into the mall, and Dasha was really stupid on the spot.
Thinking of this scene, I laughed on the spot and asked if Gan Ka knew what he was doing now?
Gan Ka's eyes closed slightly and said, "I'm drinking. There are a few girls next to me, with waists and legs. He's so straight!"
"Damn!" After hearing Gan Kao's words, I leaned directly and told Gan Kao about my plan. When Wang Xiaodong went to the toilet, he took him with the toilet.
"It's cruel enough! It's cheap enough! It's shameless! But I like it! Hahahaha..." He Gan Kahaha laughed loudly, and we also began to walk towards the largest shopping mall nearby.
Not long after waiting, he suddenly said to me: "Come on, he has walked towards the bathroom door!"
"He has taken off his pants!"
"He's already sitting on the toilet!"
As I reported it one by one, I laughed at this moment.
"Do it!" I called out to Gan Jiao, and Gan Jiao laughed directly. Without saying a word, she closed her eyes, put her hands on her chest, and slowly began to separate her palms.
And at this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew, making people unable to open their eyes. At this moment, all the pedestrians in the mall closed their eyes to resist the strong wind. However, the gust of wind came suddenly and went quickly, and disappeared in less than ten seconds.
But when I opened my eyes again, a touching picture appeared in front of me. Wang Xiaodong was sitting on the toilet, rubbing his eyes, looking around with a confused look on his face, opening his mouth wide, and not saying a word for a long time. It was not until a long time when a scream like a pig came out of his mouth.
His scream immediately attracted the attention of everyone on the street. In an instant, they were all shocked. The adults covered their children's eyes and prevented them from seeing them. Some girls also avoided their heads and dared not look after them after seeing this scene. Some people who were not interested in watching the fun quickly took out their mobile phones, started taking photos, and started their circle of friends.
Wang Xiaodong, who was sitting on the toilet, felt like he was burning his butt after seeing this scene. He held the roll of toilet paper tightly in his hand. He didn't even bother to wipe his butt, jumped up from the toilet, carried his pants and ran towards the distance.
Gancai and I watched this scene in the crowd. Suddenly, Gancai smiled and said, "Damn! Where to run? Come back!" As he said that, his hands began to collide with each other.
Wang Xiaodong, who had just run out a few steps, turned his head miraculously, took off his pants and sat down again on the toilet.
After seeing this scene, pedestrians on the street were shocked. Some young men and girls did not blush at this moment. They took out their mobile phones to take videos. The circle of friends in their circle of friends was full of discussions, and they were extremely lively.
On the other hand, after seeing this scene, Wang Xiaodong's face was ashen. His hands did not cover his face, but actually covered his lower body, which made me laugh out loud.
He laughed at the side, "Show you something fun!"
After hearing this, I immediately felt a little expectant, and wanted to see how to punish Wang Xiaodong.
I saw Gan Ka's eyes closed, his palms gradually closed, and they separated again after a while. Wang Xiaodong on the toilet over there actually clasped his fists to everyone present, smiled, and said, "My name is Wang Xiaodong. He lives in Unit 3, 502, Building 18, Jinshan Community, Jinshanmen, Fourth Ring Road. Today I will perform a shit show for you. Thank you for your viewing!" After saying this, he calmly spread the toilet paper in his hand, wiped his butt as if no one was around, lifted his pants and stood up.
When everyone heard this, they laughed loudly after seeing this scene. One of them even said, "I live in Jinshan Community, and sometimes I go to your house to watch your performance!"
After hearing this, Wang Xiaodong smiled slightly and performed an even more shocking scene on the spot. He directly carried the toilet that had just finished shit, and began to walk calmly on the road, constantly greeting everyone.
Chapter completed!