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[090] Sister's plan

"Who said I must have you raised it?"

When normal animals heard Shuimi'er say such words, they should react.

But sometimes Zhen Lang is not normal, but he is more like a funny person at this time.

And when he was so excited, he didn't pay attention to this detail and said bluntly: "Don't talk about whether to raise it or not. I can't stand the arrogance of you flower-level girls. Look at the animals in the school who chased the flower-level children all day long, and they were so terrible that they lived a dog-like life. I have a strong personality and can't accept that kind of setting."

Shuimi'er was even more unhappy: "You have a strong personality, so why do you still chase the girl in the morning?"

Zhen Lang: "Don't that have a complex from my middle school years? Besides, I didn't bow down to her. Every time I rushed over and asked her if she would like to be my girlfriend. Uh, I also did a few very special things, the second thing was to lend her money to buy her a fruit machine..."

"Ah?" Shuimi'er was stunned for a moment and looked at him intently: "Have you done this kind of thing?"

Zhen Lang smiled foolishly: "It's so passionate, young people are so passionate. I feel embarrassed to meet people when I talk about this. I paid off my debt two days ago. Through this incident, I finally understand what it feels like to be blinded by lard. I will never do that kind of thing that has no lower limit in my life."

Shuimi'er: "What a pity, I want you to do something like two to no lower limit for me."

Zhen Lang seemed to be a little more awake at this time, and put on a defensive posture that only warriors had in magic: "What's the situation? You won't really pull me here to play lust, right? I didn't bring wet wipes or condoms."

"Rogue, you are simply a male hooligan who is even more rogue than Su Jie's female hooligan!" Shumier's face turned red and she said angrily: "I called you to explain to you last night. It was Su Jie's random post, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Zhen Lang smiled and said, "Okay, I know I am destined to have no story with Shihua."

"I don't believe in these things, what's the destiny? Also, you are not lazy at all, you lack confidence in yourself. Humph, I actually think that my girlfriend will change her mind. I really despise you. Only men who are unconfident and have no future will do this." Shumier stared at him and despised him inhumanely.

Zhen Lang has never been criticized by girls like this, and he is not happy: "You women are like this. If a man is too ambitious, you all feel insecure. If a man is content and happy, you feel that he is not confident and has no future. If a man learns to cleanse his heart and learns to wash clothes and cook, you still think that he is destined to be a spare tire. What do you think you women want to make a fuss?"

Shuimi'er was stunned by the rebuttal and said unreasonably: "Look at you don't usually speak much, but today you're sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued. You dare to talk back to your senior sister. Are you a little conscious of being a junior?"

Zhen Lang smiled arrogantly: "Senior sister? I may be older than you. Isn't I forcing me to pretend to be young?"

Shui Mi'er then remembered the strange guy in front of her who had been in high school for five years. No wonder she never called her and Su Jie as seniors. Having said that, she didn't want to be weaker and said arrogantly: "It's not certain who is older or younger. When did you born?"

Zhen Lang flirted his hair flying in the mountain breeze: "2008, August 8th."

"You are the legendary Olympic child. I was born on the opening ceremony of the 2008 Capital Olympics? No wonder Su Jie said you have an indomitable Olympic spirit..." Shuimi'er was slightly surprised. When she saw Zhen Lang's sexy hair lifting, she couldn't bear it: "Stop being proud, I'm two months older than you, call me sister!"

Zhen Lang: "Is it good?"

Shumier couldn't smile bitterly: "You guy, should I say you are real or you are shameless?"

Zhen Lang: "I have always been such a real person."

Shuimi'er was defeated by this guy and said mysteriously: "Of course there are benefits, but..."

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up: "Not to say goodbye, let's talk about the benefits first. Can you introduce me to the little class flower?"

Shuimi'er was so angry that she was so angry that she said: "If you have no future, let's talk about the class beauty, I'll beat you to death!"

The light in Zhen Lang's eyes dimmed: "Then what else is there to talk about? We can't have fun playing."

Shuimi'er gritted her teeth: "Look at your promising prospects, I can't introduce you to the class flower. Can't you introduce the department flower? Not to mention the department flower, I know several of the courtyard flower! You call your sister first, and I will consider it."

She originally thought that if Zhen Lang said this, his eyes would be as green as the animals in the dormitory.

But Zhen Lang was unmoved at all: "I said I was no longer interested in the genhua, why are you doing this?"

Shumier was angry when she left the house and said, "Why do I have to ask you, she is so handsome, has such a good figure, is so sunny, and is thinking about the little class beauty all day long. Why are you doing this?"

"You have discovered this?" Zhen Lang couldn't help but lift his hair again and laughed in the mountain wind: "Wow, hahaha, I didn't expect you to see my strengths. It seems that you also know that Sajia has worked hard to develop six-pack abdominal muscles. Humph, I'm not just a man with specialties!"

"What are you talking about?" Shuimi'er almost fainted on the top of the mountain, and cursed with a blushing face: "I said why do I always feel familiar with you? It turns out that you are like Su Jie, and you are a hooligan in your bones. She has harmed me for seven years. Do you want to harm others again?"

Zhen Lang is very simple: "Don't worry, I didn't want to harm you."

Shuimi'er stared at him and squeezed out a voice from her teeth: "It's too late, now I want to harm you!"

Zhen Lang took a step back and said weakly: "You don't want to chase me, right? I'm not mentally prepared for this."

Shumier: "Look at you, you think so beautifully. If I pursue you, would it be a disaster for you?"

Zhen Lang took another step back: "What else do you want? Look at you running to the top of the mountain without breathing for a moment. You are not the kind of female devil hidden in the city in the novel. You want to catch me as a practice cauldron, right?"

"You...I am the female devil. What can you do to me?" Shuimi'er's eyes bulged, and suddenly her eyes turned again, showing a prank expression. The voice made the inspirational brother feel a little embarrassed: "Zhen Lang, I can tell you responsibly that you are finished. From today on, sister, I will plan to harm you, and officially start my brother-control plan!"

Zhen Lang was extremely frightened: "What is the brother-in-law plan?"

Shumier was a little arrogant: "That was a dream I had in high school. I was going to complete it before I graduated from college. I forgot to tell you that I always wanted to have a younger brother next door who bullys him and tease him every day. You'd better be mentally prepared."

Zhen Lang was stunned: "I'll go, why is this setting like the evil comics that the fourth brother in our dormitory read?"

Shumier was even more proud: "Congratulations, guessed correctly. The inspiration for this dream comes from evil comics. I am not afraid to tell you honestly. I have evil thoughts hidden in my heart, but they just didn't burst out. Since you provoked me today, I'm not polite to you."

Otherwise, Zhen Lang is sometimes a funny guy, but he is not afraid anymore, and he goes over and said curiously: "Can you tell me about your plan, uh, dream, no matter what. Anyway, do you have any full set of settings for your plan to let me see it. Look, I am also a skilled player, maybe I can accept your setting?"

Shuimi'er didn't expect this guy to cooperate so much, and she was overjoyed: "The setting is very simple, it is to cultivate you and cultivate you into the type I like the most in my mind."

Zhen Lang immediately couldn't accept this setting: "I'll go, this is not great, and you don't want to fuck me. If you really cultivate me into the type you like, then other girls will not be interested in me. By then, I won't even be fed with the class flower."

"I told you not to talk to the class beauty, you still said. I told you, I told you!" Shumier suddenly used force, and her little fist hit Zhen Lang's chest like raindrops. Until she beat Zhen Lang like a hunter, she jumped 15 yards. The hidden talent and cliff had black-bellied attributes said: "Silly, you really underestimate me too much. If you meet my sister's requirements, I don't know how many girls cry and shout to chase you. During your cultivation, my sister will introduce you to your girlfriend."

Zhen Lang immediately flashed 15 yards like a mage, rushed to Shuimi'er, and said with a gaze: "Really?"

Shumier seemed to be already excited and said without any concealment: "Of course it's true. My sister will watch you have a girlfriend and watch you grow up... I will keep staring at you until one day, when my sister thinks you have really walked out of the shadow of the woman who has covered your heart with lard, maybe I will come to soak you."

Zhen Lang was startled: "Your setting is so dark. I really didn't expect you to be even more evil than our fourth master."

"Why are you so weird? Are these normal things that a normal person will experience in life?" Shuimi'er was confident and brought out a factual basis: "I tell you, this is how my cousin is. When she was in her junior year, she had a good impression of a boy in the first year, but that boy had a girlfriend, and my cousin waited for many years. Later, the boy grew up and knew who treated him the best. She married my cousin. Now she is so happy, and she has a baby."

Zhen Lang was shocked again: "Sister, should I say you are naive or praise you for having dreams?"

Shuimi'er: "Call me, don't call me elder sister!"

Zhen Lang didn't see the rabbit and didn't show his eagle: "Let me ask first, can the benefits you mentioned be fulfilled? I'm not afraid to tell you honestly. Now I'm equivalent to Luffy who has experienced the battle. The domineering aura in his body has awakened. A new world of One Piece is right in front of me. I dare to fight even the Dragon Man. If you dare to introduce the Flowers, I really dare to try it!"

Shuimi'er smiled so hard that her intestines were tied up. After watching a lot of anime with Su Jie, she naturally knew the story of One Piece. She really didn't expect that the weirdo in front of her could actually put the story of One Piece on him. Her posture was like Luffy's angrily beating the world's noble Tianlong people in the Shampoo Islands.

The large-scale flowers in laughter are particularly charming in the morning sun.

Looking at her long hair blowing by the mountain wind, Zhen Lang, who seemed to be having fun, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. A song suddenly flashed through his mind: Let youth blow your long hair, let her pull your dreams, and unknowingly, the history of this city has remembered your smile...

After laughing for a while, Shuimi'er recovered and her expression became very innocent: "All the benefits I said can be fulfilled. If you don't believe it, we will pull it back."

As she said that, she took the initiative to stretch out her little finger.

Zhen Lang also stretched out his little finger, suddenly retracted a little, and said weakly: "I'm very simple, don't lie to me."

Shuimi'er said angrily: "Everyone said it's easy to pull the hook, and it's not allowed to change for a hundred years!"

"Oh well."

Zhen Lang stretched out his little finger and hooked it with the girl's little finger.

Two seconds later, Shuimi'er retracted her hand and smiled a little evilly: "Since you've got hooked, why don't you call me sister?"

She never expected that Zhen Lang, a bitch, was really simple sometimes, and she said: "Sister!"

Shuimi'er smiled so brightly that she couldn't stop talking: "Be good, turn around quickly."

Zhen Lang was a little frightened: "What do you want to do?"

Shumier is very gentle: "Assuming, turn around."

Zhen Lang turned his back to her and clenched his fists nervously.

Suddenly, he felt a warm feeling on his back.

Shuimi'er hugged him from behind and wrapped her little hand around his waist.

Zhen Lang was confused: "You have the Titanic in this setting? Should I raise my hands and pose for a flying look?"

"That's great, you have learned to learn from others." Shumier hugged him and refused to let go. She tiptoed and exhaled in his ear like Lan: "This is the first step in the cultivation plan, training your concentration. Don't think that I don't know that you love to blush. If you are hugged by other women in the future, I'm embarrassed to say that you know you."

Zhen Lang is very real: "Is it just concentration training?"

Shumier is also very real: "That's not all. Didn't I say I'd tease you? This is also a kind of training. You can hold back your sister, so you can't have evil thoughts in your mind, and you want something positive."

Zhen Lang, this funny guy, was actually involved in the show: "Well, I feel that he can train his concentration. Was Su Jie bragging last time? Do you really have a d-cup? Why didn't I feel the turbulent and cruelty written in the book?"

Shuimi'er was also involved in the show: "Follower, that's because my sister was wearing a bunny underneath when she was running."

Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "It's right, otherwise he would jump out as he ran."

Shuimi'er: "You're stupid and you've become smarter. Are you quite experienced?"

Zhen Lang became awesome: "It's a must. When I was in my second year of high school, there was a senior in the school who was born with a pair of big breasts. Once, when their class was in physical education class, the teacher asked him to run 800 meters. The senior sister only ran 400 meters, and even the small cover flew out, which caused a sensation in the whole school!"

"………………” Shuimi'er was speechless and suddenly pushed him away. When Zhen Lang turned around, her face flushed and her breath was a little hurried: "I said, are there any problems with you? My sister has hugged you for two minutes, and she has no reaction at all. Is it because I am not charming enough, or is there any problem with your sexual orientation?"

"None of them." Zhen Lang stood in the rushing wind on the top of the mountain, with a cold face, and gave a very high-quality answer: "Brother, don't you understand?"

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