What is the shipping rate of this Children's Day event?

Just look at the screenshots of countless players on the World Channel and you will see it at first sight.

World Channel, mourning is everywhere.

"Damn, I bought a treasure box of 61 silver coins, and I only get 20 copper plates?"

"What are you? After opening 30 boxes, I just have a bunch of copper coins and a piece of white pack!"

"Old Ma, you are not a human being. You have cheated on your father and have lost your monthly salary this month!"

"Oh my God, the big and small numbers are sent 61 times in a row, and my wife's book has been taken in!"

"Mr. Ma, do you dare to produce something good?"

"I swear to spend money on treasure boxes and buy them for readings;!"

"The last ten treasure boxes, Brother Ma, shipped quickly!"

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The World Channel curses, and the players call Lao Ma or Ma Ge is the boss of Tencent. Tencent’s games have a feature. As long as the players are angry, Cliff will scold Mr. Ma’s various relatives.

On this sad Children's Day, a man with red hands stands out like a flock of chickens.

Maintaining the rhythm of opening ten treasure chests per minute, after 6 minutes, Zhen Lang just finished opening 61 Children's Day treasure boxes.

During these 61 times, 8 lucky moments were triggered.

An experience prop was opened at one time, and 610,000 experience points were automatically increased.

It is a magical children's joy title at one time, and it is very useful to hook up with green tea on the street.

I took out 610,000 repeating experience props at one time, but I didn’t get any benefits.

He once opened up an intellectual holiday jewelry, and Brother Hongshou decisively used it for himself.

He gave out 61 gold coins four times, and got a total of 244 gold coins. The idol brother was once again rich!

The only regret is that it was not possible to open a rare festival pet that summons sacrifices.

"Brother Hongshou, let me touch your hand."

The big sword squeezed beside Zhen Lang was messy and pressed Zhen Lang's right hand to touch it, with indescribable piety.

"Please touch me, let me touch you too." Uncle Honor squeezed to Zhen Lang's left and said weakly: "Brother Hongshou, today I see Xiao Mitao, I know that I will never have a story with you in my life. I will only ask now, let me touch your golden left hand that is angry with eight top-quality things."

"Yes, Brother Hongshou, Miss Xiaomi is so beautiful and elegant, she has broken her heart against the Lun family. I want to touch you too." The little thief of Honor also seized the opportunity and pressed Zhen Lang to touch him wildly.

Zhen Lang looked at Shuimi'er with help. He hoped that the aura of the black-bellied woman would explode and she would shock several animals to retreat.

Unfortunately, Shumier was not only indifferent, but also gloated at him.

Next, Zhen Lang realized how salty and wet Uncle Honor was. This vulgar uncle was even wet with his palms. He pinched his "golden left hand" and touched him wildly, which made him feel furious and he had a heart that was rampant on the spot.

The little thief who was a bit of a pseudo-woman was not a good thing either. Her slender fingers touched Zhen Lang's shoulders for the first time in his life that it was so terrifying to have contact with a man.

"Go away, it's my turn, I'll be a red hand too." Honor Coco saved Zhen Lang, squeezed away the uncle and the thief with special sexual orientation, and then looked at Shuimi'er weakly: "Sister, my little sister is just touching her red hand, there is no other meaning, is it okay?"

Shuimi'er gave the intern ninth concubine face: "Okay, five seconds."

Glory Coco was like being pardoned. He grabbed the idol brother's golden left hand and gently touched it for four seconds.

In the last second, she launched a sudden attack, and Cherry's little mouth suddenly kissed Zhen Lang's back.

Just as Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er both glared at each other, Keke made a face and ran away.

This girl is worthy of being a famous secret technique in the guild. She flashes 15 yards like a mage and can't even catch up.

"It's my turn, don't worry, my sister won't do things like cocoa." The big lady applied to Shumier.

Zhen Lang shed tears before he could speak. He had no human rights at all. Now everyone has learned to ask for instructions in advance.

Shuimi'er had a little defensive expression: "Sister Qingwu, you can do it for five seconds."

Next, the people of the world were shocked.

The big lady did only touch Zhen Lang's red hand for five seconds, but the five-second process was too exciting and erotic.

I saw her standing behind Zhen Lang, bent down, and posing in a seductive position close to 90 degrees. Because the backrest of the chair in the game room was relatively short, Zhen Lang's shoulder was exposed outside the backrest, and the big lady's 36e humiliation was pressed from behind on Zhen Lang's shoulders...

She pressed on Zhen Lang like this, and the soft horns followed Zhen Lang's arms and touched his palms.

Although it was only five seconds, this process had already caused the animals present to bleed.

"Great lady, don't bring such a person!" Dabaojian couldn't hold it anymore, and used the most righteous words to dispel the crazy impulse in his heart: "Great lady, I have to criticize you a few words. Your behavior is not only not only not taking care of Xiao Mitao and Brother Hongshou, but also completely ignores the feelings of our male compatriots!"

The big lady smiled charmingly: "How can you do to me?"

The president retreated in an instant, and he could not withstand the charming charm of the big lady.

Even if she was provocative, she was so seductive, instantly inspiring the most primitive * of the animals.

"Brother Hongshou, where is Brother Hongshou?"

Jin Deji's voice came, and the guy was drunk until after five o'clock and finally woke up.

As soon as he saw Zhen Lang, he shouted, "I heard from Keke that you have offered something against the will of heaven? Red envelopes, I want red envelopes!"

"Yes, red envelope!" Erpang was so stingy that he heard the red envelope.

"This time I have to give a red envelope. You can't escape!" Su Jie also became passionate.

"I won't be ruthless when I beat the rich, I'll send a red envelope!" The big lady also started yelling.

Even Shuimi'er made up for Zhen Lang's knife: "I want a red envelope, give me a red envelope."

"Okay, each person has eight gold coins." Zhen Lang was very generous.

"There are too many, just 168g per person." Da Baojian was sweating for Zhen Lang.

"Yes, brother Hongshou, don't be so bold, just let's just say it." The big lady was also concerned about Zhen Lang's economic situation.

Zhen Lang smiled and said, "If you don't want it, then I'll go offline?"

"I want it, I want it, speed trading!" Su Jie immediately drove her guardian knight to trade with Zhen Lang.

In addition to himself, Zhen Lang gave each of the seventeen guild men and women present 8 gold coins, totaling 136 gold coins, which is more than 20,000 yuan. However, Zhen Lang felt happy. He did come empty-handed today, and the big lady took care of all the consumption, which made the idol brother feel sad.

Now that the red envelope is sent, everyone is happy and he is happy too.

The 244 gold coins that were opened in the box today were only 108. Including the original inventory, there were about 110 gold coins. Zhen Lang left himself 35 gold coins to continue opening the box tomorrow, and angrily hung up 75 gold coins at the cash auction house. During the event, the game coins were sold very well, and they were instantly instantly, earning 15,000 soft girls.

The small treasury rose to 35,000, and Zhen Lang returned from before liberation to after liberation.

"Ah hahaha, Brother Hongshou, I was instantly reads by you 75g;." Dabaojian showed a very vulgar expression and laughed: "Stop talking about anything. Today, the big lady invited her to dinner. Brother Hongshou sent a red envelope. I can't say nothing without a word as the president. Everyone is a backbone member of the guild and should have benefits. I will give you a bonus for the backbone of the guild. Each person gives 28 gold coins, and everyone has 61 boxes. While Brother Hongshou and Sister Hongshou are here today, ask them to help you!"

This proposal scared everyone.

I would give each of my 17 teammates 28 gold coins, which would be 476 gold coins, which would be more than 90,000 yuan.

"President, isn't this a little bigger?" Jin De was stunned for a moment, and then said, "But I like it!"

"It's been ten years, ten years of vicissitudes of life. The president has never given such a big benefit, and has never been so happy in his life!" Uncle Rong sighed, and his appearance was almost crying.

"This is the happiness I'm looking forward to. If Brother Hu and Sister Hu know, they will probably be furious." The little thief of Honor was also very sad and said, "If I know about the demorality and Xiaofa, I will immediately cry and faint in the toilet."

"They can't come if they have something to do, so they can't blame me. Just know the benefits today, don't yell everywhere." Da Baojian was very sulky and added: "First of all, except Brother Hongshou, everyone else must buy a box to open the benefits. If someone secretly hides the small treasury, I will never give him benefits again!"

"Then I'm not polite." The lady didn't plan to save money for the Big Sword at all, and said looking forward to it: "Brother Hongshou, come and help me open it."

Next, Dabaojian gave out benefits, and the brothers and sisters were excited.

There is no doubt that the current Glory Guild has become the happiest, harmonious and loving guild.

Despite the complaints from the World Channel, the eighteen people are now trapped in a sea of ​​joy and reunited and enjoyed the nourishment of the festival.

Amid everyone's cheers, the exciting opening of the treasure box kicked off.

Zhen Lang was forcibly pressed into her position by the big lady and said weakly: "No, big lady, I'll help others to open it, my hands are so stupid."

"Yes, big lady, I'll testify. I've asked him to help me open the reputation treasure chest and prostitute Kaili once or twice. I really don't dare to look at his hand. It's better to open it myself..." Erpang stood up and said, then looked at Shuimi'er with a gaze: "The beautiful girl with red hands, can she help me open it first?"

Shuimi'er smiled and said, "You can enjoy 41 of your own, and I'll help each person with 20."

Everyone knows the power of the Red Handed Beautiful Girl, and they all agree with this strategy.

Only Qin Wu didn't believe in evil, so she pressed Zhen Lang on her chair and said charmingly: "Brother Hongshou, I believe you have good luck in your wife. Come and help your sister open it. I won't blame you if your hands are black."

"You said it yourself, don't blame me."

Zhen Lang didn't delay any longer, pulled 61 treasure boxes on the shortcut bar, and pressed them hard as he felt.

The first 10 treasure boxes were all garbage. The big lady didn't give up and felt that Zhen Lang hadn't exploded yet.

Then the 10 boxes were also scumbags. The big lady was not discouraged and thought that Zhen Lang was still accumulating momentum.

There are 10 boxes below, but I can't see them. The lady is not discouraged and feels that Zhen Lang is still looking for feelings.

When the 40th treasure box was opened, the big lady couldn't stand any longer. She looked carefully at Zhen Lang's posture of opening the treasure box and said angrily: "Brother Red Hand, hurry up and do your best, why don't you do your best?"

Zhen Lang asked back: "How should I do my best?"

"It's just like closing your eyes, as if you ask God to go up..."

The big lady imitated the way Zhen Lang had opened the treasure box before, and made all the men and women present urinate.

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Chapter completed!