"You even know the three-week rule?"

Zhen Lang was shocked. He felt that Shumier was a monster who could see through men's worries and could not hide anything from her. ⊙

"Mu Tou... Uh, Mr. Mu Tou, not only I know, but everyone on earth knows it, right?" Shuimi'er couldn't stand Zhen Lang's astonishment, and said in anger and funny way: "Do you think there are still a few college students now who have never heard of the three-week rule?"

Zhen Lang thought about it and immediately felt that Shui Mier was not that scary anymore.

Shuimi'er looked down at him as if questioning: "Let me guess again, is it that dynamic is what you teach you? We have entered the second week, and he will teach you how to do it and take advantage of me?"

Zhen Lang felt that the fairy was terrifying again and said in panic: "How do you know it's dynamic?"

Shuimi'er said aggressively: "Do you still need to ask? Erpang is thinking about the vulgar ideas of following us. The webmaster only knows how to argue, but is dynamic and experienced. He will definitely pretend to be a vicissitudes of life and give you some advice from time to time."

"Your reasoning is as good as Detective Conan." Zhen Lang felt very frightened, feeling that except for the electronic sound that was too science fiction in his mind, there might be no secret that could be hidden from the fairy in front of him.

"Look, I'm that scared?" Shuimi'er looked at Zhen Lang helplessly with fear.

Zhen Lang: "It's not just terrifying, it makes me feel like I'm being monitored when I go to the toilet."

"Go, who is so disgusting to monitor you to go to the bathroom?" Shuimi'er angrily said, and finally gave Zhen Lang an easy-to-understand explanation: "You are still level 11, and you are not even as good as a level 5 boy. After a week of dating a normal man and a woman, not only boys are thinking about what to do in a week, but girls are also considering this issue. Can you understand this way?"

Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "So you women have been prepared for a long time?"

Shuimi'er: "That's right, you can't be careful. You've been confused for a long time."

Zhen Lang: "I don't quite understand. Since this is the case, why are there so many girls deceived?"

Shuimi'er: "So you are a piece of wood, it's not certain who is deceived."

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "How much does this mean?"

Shuimi'er talked: "It is normal for boys to have some idea when they meet a girl they like. The same goes for girls. When they meet a boy they like, they will have that idea. However, girls always have to be more reserved. Generally, girls will wait for boys to take the initiative, making those young men think that their plot has succeeded..."

Zhen Lang was filled with righteous indignation: "After a long time, our male compatriots have been played with by you women in the midst of applause?"

Shuimi'er: "Don't say it so badly. You men are not good. Not to mention the distance, are there still few girls who are abandoned after being played with in our school? Many boys never chase a girl because they like it in their hearts. As long as they can coax it to bed, they can do anything. Even your roommates are the same. I bet that if a small flower takes the initiative to make an appointment with them, they will not consider whether they have a emotional foundation at all, and they will go out directly."

Zhen Lang was speechless. He touched his conscience and thought for a while. If a small flower asked him to go out with a dynamic feeling, the third master would definitely not have thought about any love, hate, and love. He took off his pants and started a story.

There are many things in this world, no right or wrong. There is only a position. In the end, Zhen Lang stood in the camp of his male compatriots and firmly stood: "According to your words, you women may not be very good. Also in our school, Qian Mengru was tired of playing with the animals that were kicked away, and there were no more than 100 or 80. There are also real cases around me. For example, Da Cannon, several girls asked him out because they liked him, and those women just wanted to have a great job?"

"Okay, uncle, stop arguing. Let's talk about some pure topic." Shumier suddenly softened and said with slightest voice: "Uncle, I'm about to graduate. I don't want to spend my precious time on quarrel with you."

Zhen Lang was soft-hearted: "Okay, let's say something that has positive energy, and add me some experience to pick up girls. Actually, I'm very curious. Those who are serious about falling in love, hehe, mainly women... Are they going out with men and men, are they prepared for their mentality?"

Shumier smiled and said, "My uncle, these are not Newton's three laws. You cannot use one law to cover all girls. In short, this also makes the score. Girls who are more open-minded should be ready. Those who are more conservative in their thinking should be more prepared."

Zhen Lang: "It sounds complicated."

Shuimi'er: "Is this complicated? There are more complicated things. Many times, whether a story can happen depends not only on the girl, but also on the boy. For example, some girls are mentally prepared, but the boy suddenly said the wrong thing or did something wrong, causing the girl to change her mind temporarily. For example, some girls made an appointment with the boy, which was originally very cautious, but the boy performed extraordinaryly and broke the girl's defense, and maybe they would succeed that night."

Zhen Lang seemed to understand: "It's indeed a bit complicated. Are there any simple and crude routines?"

Shuimi'er: "Then I will summarize a sentence for you, three very rhyming words - coaxing, pampering, and hurting!"

Zhen Lang: "What does it mean exactly?"

Shuimi'er: "As long as you are a woman with a normal personality, you will long to be coaxed by men, spoiled by men, and be loved by men. In the future, remember these three words when you open up the land, and my sister guarantees you success."

Zhen Lang: "No, this is a routine after making an appointment? Isn't it necessary to pursue it when opening up the land?"

Shuimi'er: "The pursuit stage is not complicated. A predecessor has summarized a sentence - bold, careful, thick-skinned."

Zhen Lang: "I have heard this, but when I practice it, it seems to be another matter. You see, the fourth master in our dormitory is bold, careful and thick-skinned. He chased him for more than a week, but Yu Shasha didn't pay much attention to him at all."

Shuimi'er: "That's the method he used is wrong."

Zhen Lang said curiously: "What method should be used?"

Shuimi'er: "I can't explain it clearly in just a few words. After you reach level 20, you can become his master."

Zhen Lang: "Okay, the last question, are you mentally prepared when we were together?"

Shumier became arrogant: "Hmph. I won't tell you."

Zhen Lang was angry: "I am the uncle today, why did you treat me like this?"

Shuimi'er: "The uncle also wants to convince people with virtue. Who told you to do such a vulgar thing to me just now?"

Her next words seemed to be pointing out: "We have known each other for almost two weeks. As we are about to enter the third week, you only remember to use this trick today. I am really convinced of you."

Zhen Lang was inspired: "Do I have been attacking you long ago?"

"Absolutely, the last time I went to the old building No. 7, people were ready, but your wood was so honest." Shumier despised him ruthlessly and said angrily: "Do you know that if you do this, girls will feel that they are unattractive."

Zhen Lang regretted it so much that his intestines were blushed: "Damn, I missed such a good opportunity?"

Shuimi'er despised him even more: "You have missed an opportunity, and I don't want to complain about you anymore. It's also a blessing that you met me. If you met a more cruel girl, you would have called you a slut in your heart. Don't believe it, not every girl can accept a wood like you. Some wood men didn't act a few times in a row, and the girls would be disappointed with him."

Zhen Lang sighed: "I suddenly felt like I was Guo Jing. I wasn't that simple either, right?"

Shuimi'er: "That's not necessarily the case. Times are different. If Guo Jing lives in 2030, he will definitely be much more active than you."

Zhen Lang suddenly became very sexy: "Today I am Guo Jing in 2030. Hehe, Sister Rong'er. Let Brother Jing attack you."

"Brother Jing won't say you have such a vulgar dialogue." Shuimi'er angrily, her breathing was a little rapid, her face flushed, and she lowered her head and said softly: "Uncle, you can get up and down, but you can't put your hands into my clothes."

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment and his whole body was burning.

He plucked up his courage, and kept moving his hands together and pressed them on Shuimi'er's D-level chest.

At that moment, his only feeling was: Emma, ​​I'll go. This is the life that a handsome and elegant man should have!

Although it is through the clothes and small cover, the wonderful feel is enough to make Zhen Lang feel after years of reminiscing.

He closed his eyes and was very intoxicated for a while. When he opened his eyes, he was suddenly startled.

I saw the blush on Shuimi'er's pretty face disappeared, and she was staring at him with murderous intent.

Zhen Lang was very confused: "What's wrong, this is your own agreement."

"I agree, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid." Shumier stared at him with apology and said with a smile: "Do you know that you didn't feel any pleasure in your actions just now, but you felt like you were being violated by a pervert. You couldn't help but want to slap you."

Zhen Lang said awesomely: "Isn't the uncle inexperienced? When I train for a few days, I will definitely be able to make your body feel inexplicably strange like what the Fourth Master reads, and I promise you..."

Shuimi'er said angrily: "She is so beautiful. With your terrible technique, you can only stay in the sinkhole for the rest of your life. Just like in the game, if you want to cause high damage, you must have a reasonable set of 'output loops', and there is something wrong with your output loop."

Zhen Lang was deeply inspired. He liked the exchange of this kind of game terminology the most, and learned from others: "It seems like he is like the thief of the Fourth Master. He learned a set of output techniques, and DPS was immediately improved?"

Shumier: "That's what it means, you have to work harder. My sister doesn't want to endure your rude invasion."

Zhen Lang looked shy: "Then teach me?"

Shuimi'er's face turned red: "I...I can't either."

Zhen Lang was angry: "You won't dare to be so arrogant with the uncle?"

Shumier was very dissatisfied: "But I have theoretical knowledge, and I can find someone to teach you."

Zhen Lang tightened his juicy: "I won't ask my elder sister to teach me, right?"

"She? She is more rude than you. I can't count on her in this kind of thing." Shumier angrily and announced the answer: "I'll ask Yingying to teach you, you don't know how powerful she is. Tell you a little secret. Yingying can let Xiangxiang take off her clothes in at most two minutes..."

"So awesome?" Zhen Lang was shocked and expressed his disbelief: "Is this a bit of an exaggeration of the facts?"

"What do I have lie to you for? I've seen it with my own eyes."

"You have seen...they do...that kind of thing?" Zhen Lang was shocked again.

"Why, are you scared?" Shumier looked down at him gloatingly and said proudly: "I have told you a long time ago that my sister is very black-bellied. My big interest is that I am watching the two lingering girls. Although I can't accept their settings, it's still very satisfying to take a look."

Zhen Lang was defeated by this dark-bellied little fairy and said weakly: "But how can Yingying teach me? If she demonstrates to you, I can't accept it."

"Be good, you can love people very much." Shuimi'er kissed him on his forehead with a dragonfly and said with a smile: "Uncle, I will definitely not let her use me as a demonstration. Find an opportunity to let Yingying and Xiangxiang live broadcast, and you can watch and learn from the side and summarize your experience."

Zhen Lang almost cried: "No, they do that, I'm watching around?"

Shuimi'er hummed, "What, are you afraid?"

Zhen Lang: "Your logic is not correct. It's not a question of whether I'm afraid of it. How could they accept this kind of thing?"

"Your logic is incorrect, why can't they accept it?" Shumier said sharply with a counterattack: "You are too underestimating those two lustful girls. If they are happy, it is not impossible for them to pull you into the threesome."

Zhen Lang shrank his neck and showed a defensive expression: "I understand, you won't randomly trigger a hidden task of "Lily's Fatal Temptation" to test me on purpose, right?"

Shuimi'er puzzled, "Why do you think so?"

Zhen Lang was confident: "Isn't this nonsense? I even made you murderous in the game. If I go to see Yingying and Xiangxiang do that, wouldn't you abuse me as the last eunuch in China?"

Shuimi'er was silent for a while and said seriously: "There is a problem with your logic again. I didn't ask you to peek, but to ask you to study, train, and further study. This is different in nature. Anyway, this is within your training plan. You must improve your DPS, otherwise you won't even touch me again in the future, and you won't even touch it for half a second!"

Zhen Lang was at a loss: "Which are you going to make trouble?"

Shuimi'er: "I'm very serious, haven't you seen it yet?"

Zhen Lang: "Then let me slow down for a few days. The old man has not adapted to this new setting for a while."

"Okay, I'll give you some buffering time." Shuimi'er tilted her little head and thought for a while, then suddenly became very fairy again: "Uncle, my legs are almost numb. Do you want the remaining benefits?"

Zhen Lang didn't react: "The remaining benefits?"

Shuimi'er said angrily: "I'm so stupid. I deliberately wear short skirts and don't even understand how to give you benefits!"

Zhen Lang understood the meaning of this sentence and blood gushed out of his nose.

Shuimi'er was a little nervous, like a little maid trained by the evil master, and whispered with a red face: "Master, please be gentle to me, don't put it into your skirt."

Zhen Lang ignored the spot and touched Zhen Yuanhua's calves with his hands tremblingly. Just touching the socks wrapped in his calves, his blood was boiling. When he explored the snow-white thighs without obstacles, he was drunk and forgot what year it was...

[I don't want the ticket recently, but I will still insist on guaranteeing 2 updates and then 3 updates after the health improves.]

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