Thursday, May 21.

This day was a Black Thursday for four animals in the same class in the dormitory of 301. There were four classes in the morning and two classes in the afternoon. During the lunch break, everyone took the opportunity to bring 11 reputation tasks and took the time to fight the arena 10 times. Except for Zhen Lang who had one more difficult siren left, the rest of the animals used up all the challenges of three ordinary siren and two difficult siren this week, and they were so idle that they had nothing to do.

I just returned to the dormitory in the afternoon. This group of animals with no birds during the day and no birds during the night. Zhen Lang, who had no birds during the day and no birds during the night, started to chase and block, and only heard Erpang say, "Boss, you can't be so indifferent! Tell me quickly, Sister Xiaomi's number was offline at 8:50 last night, and you went back to the dormitory at half past ten. What did you do in the 1 hour and 40-minute time difference?"

Zhen Lang: "I have said it several times. She and I only stayed in Xiaobao for an hour and left."

"I can't pretend to believe this. Brother, when you come back from the Internet cafe, even if you walk slowly, you should go to the dormitory at most at 9:30. Did the hour that disappeared, be swallowed by the time monster?" The webmaster was completely disbelief and made a slash.

"There is only one truth, and that hour that disappeared is where the truth lies!" The dynamic guest appearance of the famous detective Conan, and then added another blow: "Frankly, Earthlings! How many times did it, how many poses did you use, how many minutes did you persist for the first time?"

Zhen Lang was so amused and laughed: "We went to Nanwan Park for a walk and sat for half an hour, which was not as exaggerated as you said."

"Brother, you are insulting our IQ again. Xiaonanshan, Nanwan Park, Old Building No. 7, North Gate Garden, the legendary Four Holy Land, and the four major wild cannon holy lands. You have been to the two holy lands, but you still dare to tell no story?" Erpang was angry and showed a kind of indignation of being humiliated.

Zhen Lang: "I really don't have this!"

The webmaster was completely unable to accept the boss’ conclusion: “Brother, this can be found!”

"Master, tell us honestly, are you afraid that we will be embarrassed to speak up?" He looked like a person who came over and said half comforting and half encouragement: "Brother, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. Men are like this for the first time. I thought about the first time I lasted for two or three minutes. Didn't it still last longer? Tell me, did you become a quick gunner last night?"

Zhen Lang was furious: "You are the fast gunner, you three beasts are all fast gunners!"

"Brother, since you have ridiculed the crowd, don't blame me for being rude. I won't talk about my experience for the third brother. At least I have rich experience in masturbation and can hold the scene at critical moments. As a person who doesn't masturbate like you, I guess you are not as firm as the third master's two minutes for the first time. Maybe you will be handed in twenty seconds!" Erpang suddenly became awesome, and he looked like the domineering president of the masturbation world.

"I can't help but say such a good post!" The webmaster became awesome, looking like he found the truth: "Boss, have you not been able to hold on for even twenty seconds and have no face to face the elders of Jiangdong before pretending to be in a slutty face?"

"Are you three going to fight with the old man today?" Zhen Lang was ready to fight and put on a stance to solve the problem with force: "Come on, we will use the "Song of Ice and Fire" competition to judge who wins."

"Since it's a martial arts trial, I have to find an agent." Erpang is even more vulgar than the little devil in "Song of Ice and Fire". He said with awesomeness: "Don't think it's awesome to develop six-pack abs. I forgot to tell you that I have a high school best friend who is a devil muscle man. After graduation, I became an armed policeman and had a record of one-to-one and four in their detachment. I decided to let him be my agent!"

Zhen Lang was not afraid and put on a double-shaped starting style: "Come on the fight, Pikachu!"

The three animals could not bear it anymore, so they rushed over together and pushed Zhen Lang, who had mocked the public outrage, to the ground.

"Damn, boss, you can even steal peaches from monkeys?"

"I'll go, brother, you can't push my little Dingding with your knees, it hurts!"

"Boss, you forced me! Take possession, Kakashi, activate the most despicable killing skill: Qian~ Nian~ Kill!"

"Your sister, everyone is practicing Chinese martial arts. Do you dare to use island ninjutsu?"

The four animals fought in a row, and each of them felt extremely painful and tight.

Youth is sometimes very flying.

Youth is sometimes painful.

Youth is sometimes very tight.

It was not until Zhen Lang's cell phone rang for a minute that the melee finally stopped.

Under the force of the three animals, Zhen Lang turned on the hands-free voice, and Shumier's charming voice came: "Aren't you over get out of class? You are not online in the game. You have sent you WeChat messages several times and never replied. What are you busy with?"

Zhen Lang: "Oh, I'm just busy with some small things."

Shuimi'er: "Speed, I'll go downstairs to wait for you in your dormitory."

Zhen Lang: "Wait a minute, I'll take a shower and change my clothes first."

"Little girl, it's quite formal." Shuimi'er giggled for a while, making the three animals in the dormitory distracted. She said again: "No need to change it. I didn't want you to wear the handsomest pick-up suit today."

Zhen Lang: "No, I just rolled a few times on the ground."

Shuimi'er was stunned: "Why are you rolling a few times on the ground if you have nothing to do?"

Zhen Lang: "Who said I'm fine? I'm so worried. You haven't tried the power of Thousand Years of Killing."

"..." Shumier seemed to know what a thousand-year-old killing is, and her voice changed: "Who is so disgusting to use that trick on you?"

Zhen Lang: "Do you still need to ask? Who else can do this besides the Fourth Master who helped Martai pick up soap with his mental retardant?"

Shuimi'er: "Next time I see him, my sister will despise him severely. Hurry up, I'll go downstairs of your dormitory."

Zhen Lang hung up the phone and ran to the bathroom to wash it.

The three animals who were silently eavesdropping on the phone also became active.

Erpang said confusedly: "What do you mean? It seems that the boss didn't take the initiative, so Sister Xiaomi couldn't wait to see him? Third Master, do you have practical experience, tell me what's going on?"

Dynamic: "There is only one truth. This dog couple has entered a passionate love stage. They think crazy after not seeing each other for a day."

"Hot love, oh, passionate love... Alas, when did Yu Shasha get into this state with me? She has been harassing her for a few days, always being lukewarm to me, neither salty nor indifferent, not far or near, not even in love at all." The webmaster was very disappointed and suddenly said, "I'll go and see what a woman in love looks like."

Before he finished speaking, the guy rushed to the balcony.

The other two animals also woke up and ran to the balcony to see the beauty.

Compared with yesterday's fresh outfit, Shumier is definitely taking the sexy and seductive route today.

There is a saying among boys from Normal University: Black silk and black skirts are absolutely unbearable.

Shuimi'er happened to be wearing a costume that made the animals unable to bear. The unique skirt was very charming and charming, and her long legs wrapped in black stockings made people feel bloody. Although the pair of stockings were not as domineering as mesh stockings, it was more in line with the animals on campus who still retained a hint of innocent aesthetics, and the animals who were watching it made their eyes straight.

"It's true that he is a fairy with all kinds of styles. How could the boss stand such a monster woman?" Erpang's eyes were straight and his voice was trembling.

"If you are jealous, just say it. If the boss has such a beautiful girl, this life will be worth it." The dynamic saliva flowed down and he shook his head and said, "I can't take a look anymore. I can't help it even if I look at it again. Don't be mentally yy's future sister-in-law. If you are shameless and hard, it will be so sad to have a relationship."

"Okay, don't watch it." The webmaster turned around loyally and asked a deep question: "Three, use your experience in the world to comment. There is a rumor in the world that a girl wears black silk when going out for a date with a livestock. The subtext is to imply that a livestock can check in. Is this true?"

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Chapter completed!