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[104] Big sister head to play online shopping

"Boss, it's so powerful. He actually won ten consecutive victories?"

"Brother, your 93-point priest is indeed a bit of a super-god rhythm. Even your elder sister's head has been knocked over."

The animals in the dormitory watched Zhen Lang, who was showing his might in the arena, sighing repeatedly.

"Wow, now you know your true strength? You dare to roam in front of me."

Zhen Lang smiled very introvertedly and was secretly frightened.

With the Seventh Princess, summoning priests is indeed very violent, and they are not a fool at all, just rush over and do it. However, when encountering a high-end opponent, you may not be able to die. Today, Zhen Lang met an elf female priest named [Jing in the Rain], who was almost exhausted by the other party.

The female priest was one of the 10 people who got the head of the Siren in difficulty at noon. The technique was very high-end and the consciousness was more coquettish. At one time, the IQ crushed Zhen Lang and deceived him into an explosion of jewelry. After he opened the jewelry, the female priest used his soul fear, which made the running and jumping summoning sacrifice was wasted precious jewelry effect in vain. At the critical moment, Zhen Lang angrily turned on the automatic intelligent mode, which in turn crushed the quiet rain and made a gorgeous counterattack.

In the last game, Zhen Lang met Su Jie.

After fighting with Yu Zhongjing, Zhen Lang had 3 minutes of automatic cheating mode, and there were 2 minutes left. During those two minutes, Zhen Lang was crazy and performed an inhumane and harsh destruction on Su Jie.

Ignoring the onlookers of the animals, Zhen Lang carefully studied his battle video.

Recently, he developed a habit and turned on the video mode that comes with the game as soon as he entered the arena. After studying these videos hundreds or thousands of times, Zhen Lang gained a lot. At least he understood why he could win, why he lost, and why he was tied.

Especially those videos with automatic intelligent mode enabled, Zhen Lang will always study them more than a hundred times to figure out how he won in that mode, absorb the essence of it, and imitate the details.

From five o'clock in the evening to six o'clock, Zhen Lang received a call.

He rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, washed it, and changed into a sexy set of clothes, which once again attracted strong attention from his roommates.

The dynamic one came over first: "Boss, you have even changed the suit to pick up girls. Is there a story tonight?"

Zhen Lang: "Story: Your sister, just go for a meal."

"Don't lie to us anymore. Have a casual meal, can you take a shower, change clothes and have a hairstyle?" The webmaster felt deeply insulted. Although he had no love experience in reality, he could understand certain situations.

"That's right, brother, you've done all your hair and hair, don't insult our IQ. I've never eaten pork, and we haven't seen pigs walking?" Erpang was also excited and brought up a real case: "When I was freshman, the third child chased a girl. Didn't he wear a sexy girl suit all day long, and he's tidy up his hairstyle every five minutes, and he always wears tissues and condoms in his pocket. What's the difference between you and him now?"

The more I heard the dynamic, the more I felt that Erpang said something was wrong, and said angrily: "Fatty, are you turning the corner and calling me a pig!"

The webmaster made a smooth move: "San Master, now is not the time for civil war, we must unite."

"Okay." Dynamic endured humiliation and asked Zhen Lang: "Master, are you having dinner with senior sister Xiaomi tonight?"

The hero couldn't resist Langduo, so Zhen Lang confessed: "Yes."

The dynamic feeling suddenly became professional: "Brother, didn't I say you, you are too young. Haven't you ever heard of keeping fresh love? You climbed the mountain with her in the morning and went to have dinner in the evening. Are you so anxious? Listen to me, and refuse her ruthlessly. Every time you meet in reality, you have to leave some space for each other so that you can get some foot."

Zhen Lang: "Hurry up your sister, I'm not in love with her."

"San Master, I can't stand on your side this time. Your theory is not omnipotent. You haven't even had a few girls in the past two years, and you haven't even achieved the achievements of [Ten Niu Zhan]. I don't believe it." The webmaster just said something human, and the next sentence was completely unmanned: "Brother, it doesn't matter whether you are in love or not, just be able to book a room. My childhood dream is to have a beautiful female best friend. Occasionally, she is lonely and asks me for something. Brother, I yearn for that kind of friendship spree the most."

"Fourth Master, you have simply defiled the word friendship. I despise you from the perspective of a man!" Erpang was upright and patted Zhen Lang on the shoulder, and said bitterly: "Boss, it is not important to have friendship with girls. What is important is whether you can get off the sheets!"

A cold sweat broke out from Zhen Lang's forehead: "A group of naughty kids, I'll have a meal, is that?"

"It's so much!" The dynamic seamlessly connected the topic, and then said: "Young man, sometimes you can deceive yourself, but you can't deceive the public's eyes. Please touch your conscience and report to the organization honestly. Why do you wear a pick-up suit and why do you have such a coquettish hairstyle?"

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment and said, "This cannot be said."

The webmaster was unhappy: "Is it your little secret between you and your senior sister again?"

Zhen Lang: "Yes."

He said dynamically with a little envious and jealousy: "Look at this urinary nature, do you have to go to a movie and experience romance."

"Bad review, third brother, your concept of time is seriously wrong." Compared to dynamic, Erpang is more confused about the data: "It's almost half past six. My elder sister promised to continue fighting the sirens at 8 o'clock in the evening, and senior sister Xiaomi went there too, so it must be too late to watch the movie."

When he heard this, the webmaster became passionate: "Boss, I suddenly feel so nervous. Could it be that you are going to have a fast affair with every passing minute? I have watched a movie before, in which a woman told the man in the office, "I only have five minutes, and then the man pressed the woman on the desk on the spot and fucked her wildly for five minutes... Tsk tsk, you can't believe it, it's even more nervous and exciting than watching "24 Hours".

The dynamic eyes lit up and a new idea was immediately opened: "Brother, this is not bad. I'll do it for you. You go to dinner at half past six, finish eating at seven, and walk all the way to create an atmosphere. At 7:20, walk to Nanwan Park and have a field battle. Even if you last for half an hour, take a taxi back to school at 7:50, and you still have time to get a copy..."

Zhen Lang was speechless and was instantly defeated by these two bitches.

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"Ahhh, I'm actually crushed by Selang IQ!"

In the girls' dormitory, Su Jie burst into tears and howls, and her voice was tragic.

After howling for a while, Su Jie burst into laughter again, looking very happy.

"What do you want to do when you are crying and laughing?" Shumier looked at Su Jie worriedly.

"Hair is long and short, women, how can you know how to spread the rich inner world of your family?" Su Jie proudly stroked her beautiful short hair and said proudly: "Although I lost to him, my sister was unhappy. But when I thought of him forming a team with me in the future, I saw hope in my heart. Do you understand?"

Shuimi'er convinced her: "Can you call this rich inner world?"

"It's a must, this is not rich enough?" Su Jie was completely in the state, "Girl, I've told you countless times before, and there are only two results for Knight PVP. Either IQ crush your opponent, and when the opponent explodes the ultimate move, he is depressed to death; or if you are crushed by the opponent's IQ, you are deceived into being invincible, and then you are beaten to death by the opponent's IQ."

Seeing that Shumier seemed to understand, she pointed to the game video and analyzed: "Look, this bitch Selang is definitely not as sunny as he is on the surface, and is more vulgar than anyone else's heart. But, I like... ahem, let's talk about the topic. If you look closely, this guy has sold cute eight times in a row, which is what is often said in martial arts novels, but he even turned crazy and deceived me into being invincible..."

Shumier finally understood: "Oh, I understand. He tricked you into invincible. After your invincible effect disappeared, the thief pet sneaked into stunning you for 4 seconds, opened the jewelry and exploded for 4 seconds, and blinded you with the thief. He recalled the thief and switched to the Seventh Princess. The second time it exploded. Did the Seventh Princess shoot you to death?"

Su Jie looked at her with admiration: "Female donor, you are quite good at it. Come here, I'm a boob."

Shuimi'er took a step back: "No, stay away from me."

Su Jie was angry: "I'm still arrogant when I praise you. Am I shot to death? The man who shot me from the world has not been born yet! I've opened your big watery eyes and looked at it. I was clearly killed by the second jump of the seventh princess' explosion."

As he said that, the eldest sister looked very relieved: "Fortunately, she was bleeding to death by the animal's dot injury. Why did I become a woman? A few days of bleeding every month is enough, so I won't die of bleeding."

"……………” Shumier was completely defeated and turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute." Su Jie looked at her best friend for a while and said gossip: "Where are you going to dress so coquettishly?"

Shuimi'er: "Do you care?"

Su Jie was very calm: "Female donor, it seems that you haven't learned my Shaolin Dragon Claw Hand for a long time. Monks don't lie. If you don't confess and be lenient, don't walk out of this dormitory today in your clothes."

Shuimi'er was so scared that she confessed immediately: "I made an appointment with Zhen Lang for dinner, okay?"

"Serious, good, that's right." Su Jie pretended to be the old monk in the TV series, although she had no beard at all, and then added: "Don't be too long, gather at 8 o'clock in the evening and continue to fight the 10-man siren for the second time."

Shumier: "I know, I'll ask him to help me fight so that you won't be disliked by you."

"Oh, you've found a proxy fighter, and you're arrogant with the old man?" Su Jie opened a famous shopping website with a very elegant voice: "Believe it or not, I immediately buy seven vibrators online. From Monday to Sunday, I will change a new one every day, so that you can't live or die?"

"Female hooligan, ignore you!"

Shuimi'er was very wise. She just stopped after scolding and ran out of the dormitory like she ran away.

"Tsk, I'm so scared." Seeing her best friend leave, Su Jie was very disdainful and soon showed a sense of accomplishment again: "Well, this just shows that my sister has a strong aura. Since ancient times, all masters are lonely, alas, lonely!"

She continued to browse the website as lonely as snow and entered the sub-page of women's underwear.

The last time I was wearing it, Hello-k, after being hit by Zhen Lang, my elder sister learned from her mistakes and decided to change her mind and become a new person.

So she picked it up on the website and finally bought a small pants with the rogue rabbit printed on it...

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