Chapter 989 Return to Humanity
"When you just picked up this phone, how much battery does this phone have?" Gu Han suddenly asked Liu Qingmei this question. . The fastest update
"At 5% of the battery! I can be sure!" Liu Qingmei said after recalling for a while.
"Now there is 3% of the battery left. We both watched the video twice in total. So the remaining battery can support us to watch it three times! This means that within three times I must discover the mystery in this video, otherwise everything will fail." Speaking of this, Gu Han took a deep breath, then clicked on the video again, and watched it carefully from beginning to end again.
As Gu Han guessed, after the video was played, the remaining battery of the phone immediately jumped to 2%.
"How is it? Did you see something?" Gu Han didn't say a word after watching the video for the second time, and closed his eyes and kept replaying the video he had just seen in his mind. It took an hour to wait. After waiting, Liu Qingmei was extremely impatient, she couldn't help asking.
"I saw something, but I can't guarantee it!" A flash of light flashed in Gu Han's eyes, and then his body suddenly began to move, making some very awkward and strange movements. Liu Qingmei seemed to have seen a fool, but she immediately realized that the actions made by the admiral were the actions performed by the chicks in the video?
Gu Han spent another hour repeating this set of actions for more than twenty times, and then he immediately clicked on the video and watched it again. In this way, the phone only had 1% of its battery left, and he could only watch the last video again.
Liu Qingmei thought Gu Han would continue to think like before after watching this video, and then dance as he had just learned to dance. But what he didn't expect was that Gu Han showed a puzzled expression on his face, and kept whispering to himself, "No! Did I read it wrong? Did I understand something wrong?"
Gu Han was struggling for a while, and the chicken claws suddenly stomped on the ground. After only a few minutes, the video was repeated again. After the final performance, the phone was turned off immediately... At the same time, a thick smoke suddenly appeared at the tail of the phone, and a burning smell came. It seemed that the battery of the phone was spontaneously ignited.
"Come on! This time this phone is completely useless!" Liu Qingmei also realized that this phone did not spontaneously ignite, but was spontaneously ignited under the calculation of an existence deep in the Motian Mountains, in order to eliminate the opportunity of Gu Han and Liu Qingmei to watch this video for the sixth time.
"Admiral, we really have no chance now... I haven't seen any clues about this video anyway, but now I'm counting on you. Have you seen the clues come?" Liu Qingmei couldn't help but ask again.
"There is no clue here! We have been thinking about it before!" Gu Han said to Liu Qingmei with a wry smile.
"There is no clue here!" Liu Qingmei was shocked, and then she became anxious. "Then why did you say there are clues here just now? They jumped and jumped like those chicks. Are you committing epilepsy? Was our time?"
"What are you anxious about? Although there is no clue here, it hides a tool that allows me to take out that chicken trash from the tree hole!" Gu Han's face showed a smile of Zhizhu holding.
"Props? What props?" Before he knew it, Liu Qingmei perfectly acted as a supporting role.
"A secret book!" Gu Han glanced at the phone for the last time and added, "A martial arts secret book, a martial arts secret book specially for chickens to practice."
During the next day, Liu Qingmei was stunned and watched Gu Han practice the martial arts secrets he learned from the video specifically for chickens. Gu Han also gave this secret book an image name "Tianzha". It is said that the reason for this name is that there are eight tricks in this set of "Tianzha Dazha", which can use the chicken's body to deal with attacks in different situations, so he named this name.
However, this name always sounds like something indescribable in Liu Qingmei's ears, as if there is something wrong with it, but it is always indescribable.
However, what Liu Qingmei has to admit is that Gu Han is indeed very talented in martial arts. This set of "The Heavenly Darkness" that Liu Qingmei didn't understand at all. Gu Han only spent one day practicing after watching the video a few times.
This set of "Tianzhao" fully utilizes the characteristics of the animal, such as chicken, turning the chicken's mouth, chicken feet, chicken wings, and even chicken butt into a weapon. It has a vaguely strong style. Liu Qingmei even feels that if there is no sword girl in his hands, he may not be the opponent of Gu Han, the hen.
One day later, Liu Qingmei and Gu Han came back under the old tree. Liu Qingmei watched Gu Han jump out of the tree hole without hesitation, and then heard a series of dull sounds from the old tree, and occasionally the sharp rooster cries could be heard.
This sound lasted for about twenty minutes, and all the movement finally calmed down. Gu Han finally crawled out of the small hole he had pecked out before, and finally held a plastic bottle covered in blood.
Gu Han is now extremely miserable. His feathers fell by about 2/3, revealing the white and tender chicken under the feathers and goose bumps all over his body. The exposed skin was almost wounded everywhere, and a lot of chicken was bitten directly. Gu Han's chicken claws were only one, and there was another unknown whereabouts. I wonder if it was eaten by the golden silk pythons as their legs.
"After eating these chicken trash, we can change back!" Gu Han tried hard to open the bottle cap of the plastic bottle. Looking at the plastic bottle soaked in chicken blood, Liu Qingmei was extremely moved. The admiral almost fought for his life to get the Jin Ke. He owed the admiral too much, and he didn't know how to repay the man in front of him.
Liu Qingmei could only make a secret promise in her heart that even if she gave her life in this life, she would still find a way to repay the admiral's kindness today.
"What are you doing when you stand? Eat it!" When Liu Qingmei made a secret promise, Gu Han directly opened the plastic bottle and found that there were only two white pills in the bottle. Gu Han ate one directly, and then signaled Liu Qingmei to eat the remaining one.
"Yeah!" Liu Qingmei nodded in emotion, then slowly dropped the remaining pills into his mouth with a very cherished attitude, crushed them into powder bit by bit, and finally swallowed them into his belly.
But what surprised Gu Han and Liu Qingmei was that these two chickens had no effect after eating them into their stomachs. Gu Han was still an old hen, and Liu Qingmei was still a big rooster.
"Did you say that your speculation is wrong? These chicken trash are not the key to getting back?" Just as Gu Han was thinking like this, Gu Han suddenly felt his body weak, as if his bones were pulled off by someone, and he could only fall softly to the ground.
On the other side, Liu Qingmei was not like this. Her eyes suddenly turned bloody red, and the cockscomb stood upwards as if it was filled with blood, stretching, and finally it was more than four times larger than usual. The feathers on her body also changed from the previous red and yellow color to bloody red, and her body itself still swelled, and she felt like she was being sucked with chicken blood.
Wait, this metaphor seems a bit wrong. It seems that Liu Qingmei is just a big rooster now, so why do you have to get chicken blood?
Well, these things are no longer important. What is important is that at this time, Liu Qingmei's eyes were already staring at the weak Gu Han. Such lustful eyes made Gu Han feel as if he had seen a man who had been in prison for 30 or 40 years. For such a man, let alone a woman, even a sow would be like a Diao Chan.
The next situation is probably a shadow that Gu Han will never forget in his life. Liu Qingmei, who has completely lost his mind, stepped on Gu Han's back with his two chicken claws, and then the chicken's mouth held the feathers on Gu Han's back neck, and something directly entered Gu Han's body... After all, Gu Han is a hen now, and Liu Qingmei is a rooster. This position is not wrong.
Gu Han was willing to recall how long he had been tossed by Liu Qingmei, the big rooster. When everything came to peace, Liu Qingmei also woke up from the crazy **. When she figured out what she had done, she could only explain helplessly, "This is not her fault, it is all the fault of those bad guys."
At this time, Liu Qingmei returned to normal, but Gu Han still had no power to move. At the same time, Gu Han felt a strong sense of excretion coming from his body, and then an egg was born coldly from under Gu Han's butt.
接下来的事情就变得一发不可收拾,固寒彻底打破了科学常理,一口气足足生了100枚鸡蛋.而在生鸡蛋的过程中,感到强烈的饥饿感的固寒只能让柳清眉开始大量的捕捉蚯蚓给自己喂食,这才让自己的身体不至于在生蛋的过程中被活活的饿死.
It was not until all 100 eggs were born that Gu Han's disaster was over and he regained control of his body.
Gu Han didn't want to hatch these eggs at all, but these eggs were also very bachelor. They didn't need Gu Han to hatch eggs and they emerged directly from the eggs. Then they followed Gu Han and naturally became the mother of 100 chickens, and all of these chickens were Gu Han's biological children.
Then these chicks grew up at the same speed as Gu Han and Liu Qingmei. It took only one day to enter the mating period and began to mating like their parents... It seems that there is no such thing as German orthopedics in the chicken world.
Next, the chickens in the entire Motian Mountain began to occupy the entire Motian Mountain at a speed visible to the naked eye. On the tenth day when Guhan and Liu Qingmei became chickens, the entire Motian Mountains had become the territory of the chickens and grandchildren of Guhan and Liu Qingmei. These chickens occupied every corner of the Motian Mountain and became the overlords of the Motian Mountain.
But the tragedy also began. There was only so much land but the number of chickens was still growing, so internal struggles would inevitably occur. These millions of chickens started bloody battles for the territory of the Motian Mountains. Millions of floating corpses blew and drifted, and Gu Han and Liu Qingmei's descendants died in these battles.
Finally, these chickens were divided into seven different forces and formed seven countries. After fighting every day, they did not forget to join forces and use various conspiracies and tricks, just like a replica of the Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period of humanity.
Gu Han has been watching all this indifferently, as if the bloody plowing his descendants had nothing to do with his ancestors. But Liu Qingmei couldn't stand it anymore. She seemed to really treat these chickens as her descendants, and then kept trying to mediate the battle. The identity of the ancestors made these descendants reconcile.
But all this was sudden. In the end, the descendants would not even recognize her, the ancestor. If Gu Han hadn't taken action, Liu Qingmei would have almost died under the siege of her descendants.
In the end, the seven chicken countries were unified by the smartest country, and the entire Motian Mountains were restored to peace. However, compared with the tens of millions of chickens at their peak, the remaining chickens in the entire Motian Mountains were less than one million.
It was also at the moment when the seven kingdoms were reunited that Gu Han and Liu Qingmei suddenly felt a dizzy moment of consciousness. When they recovered again, they had returned to their bodies, and the chicken countries no longer existed. There was only a palace with the plaque of "** Palace" standing quietly in front of them.
"It's really this bad name!" Gu Hanqing couldn't help but recall Liu Qingmei's previous guess about the name of the palace.
"Strange, why has only an hour passed? We have spent more than ten days together!" Liu Qingmei looked at the phone in his hand for some reason, which clearly showed the current time.
It's true that only an hour has passed. (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!