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Chapter 617 Explosion over there, couplet here

The next game was not good, but in the last game, the good man from Fantasy Township made Gu Han's eyes lit up. The sword-level sword girl who competed for the first place with Gu Han was actually the Fish Intestine Sword... That's right, it was the Fish Intestine Sword, the second-place sword sword, the predecessor of Douyu Sword, a sword girl who was good at assassination.

The Jian Niang, who was the opponent of the good man from Fantasy Village, did not touch the body of Yuchang Jian in the whole game, was poisoned to death by the Yuchang Jian using the fierce combo-killing technique. Putting aside his character, this good man from Fantasy Village did have extremely high attainments in the command of Jian Niang and control of the situation. He was Gu Han's strongest opponent in this game.

When the morning competition was over, the lunch break was in. Gu Han was drinking tea and guiding Lu Xihua's basic swordsmanship that was launched at noon, Gu Han's communication rang again. This time, the one who looked for Gu Han was "Loneliness and I don't understand Brother's loneliness"

I don’t know if you still remember this name. This is the game name of Gu Han’s cheap master and Yunxiao Sword Immortal Liu Lei.

Seeing that his master was looking for him, Gu Han naturally couldn't neglect him, so he made an appointment with Liu Lei to meet in the teahouse.

"Baby, you're in trouble!" As soon as they met, Liu Lei said this, and Gu Han was helpless and cowardly. "Master, I'm in trouble, but your trouble may not be small!"

"Where did you get so many ghost thoughts? You are so thief!" Liu Lei knocked on Gu Han's forehead. "It seems that you have watched a lot of TV, so I won't repeat the matter. This time it was for you, and it was for me. Neither of our master or apprentice could escape."

"Hey, the trouble caused by these disciples should be handled by the disciple themselves. It was the disciple who caused trouble for the master!" Gu Han bowed to Liu Lei and apologized.

"All right, I don't want to hear this kind of nonsense in the future. Our master and disciple prosper and lose both. This time we both have to deal with it well. If we are not careful, my reputation for the past half of my life will be completely destroyed!" Liu Lei said with a bitter face.

"They don't have the courage to destroy your reputation as Master, otherwise they will play themselves in. They don't have the courage to do so. I think they just want to destroy the disciple and snatch the position under the disciple's butt!" Gu Han said disdainfully.

"Be good, my baby apprentice, you can even see this?" Liu Lei touched Gu Han's head. "I want to ask you, who do you think is behind this?"

"Who else is there except those in Dishan? I feel deeply uneasy when I see our master and apprentice occupying all the rights of Yuzhang City, so I decided to make my disciple abdicate, forcing my disciple to abdicate and give up the position of the Master of the Sword Pavilion to their people... Being able to use more than half of the TV stations and media in Yuzhang City, this energy is definitely not something that a sword emperor family can play. I am afraid there are at least three or four sword emperor families here to take action!" Gu Han analyzed the trick inside in one breath, which made Liu Lei stunned.

"Good guy, with your lifelong experience, it took your master a night to figure things out. You little bastard, you actually thought clearly. I think even if you throw the Sword Committee to you, you will not be played with by those old foxes." Liu Lei said in admiration. It seemed that he had already planned to throw the Sword Committee to Gu Han.

"My good master, the Sword Committee is just a brazier. Before my disciple has the strength of his master, it is impossible for him to sit in that brazier!" Gu Han smiled and said, "Master is here to find me, what's wrong?"

"I originally wanted to remind you not to panic and follow my command. But since you think more thoroughly than me, I will ask you, what do you think you should do?"

"What if I don't do!" Gu Han's eyes shone with a wise light. "Anyway, Gu Han has disappeared now. The three top, middle and lower positions are the most time. I can declare myself dead. Then I will hide my identity in a few years and then deal with these bastards after I have the strength of the Spirit Sword level."

"This is the worst strategy, the most undesirable method. I ask you, what should I do?" Liu Lei waved his hand and rejected Gu Han's method. However, even if Liu Lei did not reject it, Gu Han would not use this method. This method is too frustrating to use.

"The best strategy is actually similar to the worst strategy!" Gu Han smiled mysteriously. "The two things that are most afraid of in this fight are: one is that he doesn't know where the opponent is, and the other is that he doesn't know what moves the opponent has. Now I have all these two points. They should be them, not us, they are like boxers who clenched their fists and prepared to punch, but they don't even know where I am, so what else can they do?"

"Let's go, let them dance. No matter how lively Wang Baoqiang is, he will still be at the same time as Wang Feng. Time is on our side!"

"You are such a monster. Those guys dare to plot against you. They are going to be in trouble!" Liu Lei sighed, and he suddenly realized that he seemed to have nothing to suppress Gu Han except for his strength.

"It's not just unlucky. If you want to plot against me and prevent them from bleeding, how can you remember what happened today forever!" Gu Han sneered, as if he was a hero.

In the afternoon, the game continued. Gu Han's opponent this time was a funny guy. He seemed to know that his sword skills were not good, so he threw the sword girl aside very simply, and even liberated, and shouted to Gu Han casually, "Sir Admiral, do you dare to compete with me for other things?"

"What?" Gu Han asked subconsciously.

"Hehe, do you dare to compete with me for the right couple! It's the pair in "Tang Bohu's Fragrance". Do you dare to compete with me?" As one of the few movies that have been preserved intact, "Tang Bohu's Fragrance" is a household name, especially the plot of the pair in it, which caused a revival of the pair after the great destruction. For everyone, this is not a strange thing.

"Damn! This person is so shameless, what kind of pairs are you? If you have a good match, you will compete with anyone who has more scars on his face!"

"Yes! Yes! Why don't you compare whose name is Admiral!"

The audience who were watching the live broadcast on the forum instantly scolded the funny guy and expressed deep contempt for this guy.

"Well, I'll come first, "Women's basketball, men's tennis, blue tennis, balls and balls are not in." Come on, you tell me the lower couplet! I'll admit defeat!" The funny guy said the upper couplet without waiting for Gu Han to agree.

"Hey, what the hell is this pair? Not only are they not matched with the rhymes, but they are not matched with the couplets. What is this ** thing? And it's also very simple! I can match it casually! The left pistol and the right machine gun, and the pistol and machine gun snatch the fire!" A netizen from the forum wrote in the forum excitedly.

"Yes, this is too simple. I also have one, the heavenly sparrow, the earthly peacock, the peacock, the peacock, the peacock, the bird will not come."

"South Guangzhou, North Tongzhou, Guangzhou Tongzhou is not here"

“…………”

Well, the forum was instantly swept the screen by the pairs matched by various players. The players turned into pair masters, and each seemingly neat pair was written on it.

"Haha, my pair is very simple, right? Lord Admiral, just be fine, it's very simple!" The funny guy said to Gu Han, but Gu Han never spoke. Looking at this funny guy, he didn't know what problem he was thinking.

"Oh, it's a very simple pair. Admiral, just think of one right!" The players on the forum couldn't help but urged him when he saw Gu Han not answering for a long time. In their opinion, what a simple pair this is, there were almost thousands of answers posted in the forum.

Just when the besieged people disliked Gu Han's slow speed, Gu Han suddenly spoke.

"A very powerful couple, this is actually a riddle couplet. The first half of the sentence women's basketball and men's tennis is a riddle, and the second half of the sentence blue tennis ball is incomprehensible. It is a dynamic description of the answer. So if you want to match this pair, you must use the same formula to set a riddle. At the same time, the noun in the first half is used as a verb in the second half..." Gu Han said endlessly, and the onlookers watching the live broadcast were stunned. Few people understood what Gu Han meant.

"You are indeed extraordinary!" The funny man's face became serious for the first time. "Since I was founded ten years ago, no one has been able to match this couplet, and there are not even many people who can understand it. You can tell the mystery of it for the first time you hear it. The villain admires it very much. Then please tell the second couplet of this couplet!"

"I can't be sorry!" Gu Han shook his head openly. "Give me a month, I may be able to think of it, but now, I can't think of it."

"That's what I won!" Hearing Gu Han say this, the funny guy became excited instantly, "You can't help my couple, I won! Haha, I won the Admiral! I won..."

Before the funny guy finished his celebration, he blinded his eyes and fell to the ground. His body shield was instantly cleared.

"System: Player Admiral won."

"Why? You don't keep your promise!" The failed funny guy stood up from the ground angrily. Looking at Gu Han who inserted his sword back into the scabbard, the funny guy accused Gu Han very angrily.

"Hey, how could you hear me promise you to decide the outcome by relying on the right couple!" Gu Han lost these words, and immediately left this funny guy speechless.

Although the competition ended inexplicably, the discussion about this pair on the forum did not end. A group of people kept talking about it. They couldn't understand what the secret of this pair was. They knew that a netizen named Dacongzi slapped his head and a flash of spiritual barrier, and wrote an explanation that surprised everyone.

"Men's tennis and women's basketball are indeed the riddle of a riddle. The answer is **** Men's ** are not just blocking the ball, aren't women's ** just blocking the ball?"

"The man wants to get in the ball, but the woman's ** is still blocking it. Isn't this just that the ball cannot get in?"

"Men and women correspond to each other, tennis and basketball correspond to each other, and men and women basketball correspond to each other. What's more terrifying is that the combination of blue tennis has become a rich and imaginative action, corresponding to every word before. And the two balls that are not in the ball are combined together and there are two totals according to the man's ball! Oh my God, I'm going crazy. If I can't see the lower couplet in this life, I will never be able to rest in peace even if I die!"

After listening to the netizen's explanation, all the onlookers fell to the ground and worshiped the funny guy who came up with this couplet. Then the couplet quickly spread throughout the world, causing generations of pair masters to lose all their hair for this. They could not imagine that the second couplet could be regarded as the absoluteness of the ages.
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