Chapter 1205: The Return of Poverty
"I have never taken off my clothes by myself. My mother helped Qingnui take off her clothes!" Qingnui said with tears in her eyes and said.
"Your mother really spoiled you!" Gu Han sighed and said without realizing it. In reality, Qingnui's bathing was mostly Wen Meiyun or Gu Han helped her take off her clothes, and Qingnui's spoiling was mostly also spoiled by Gu Han.
"You actually asked me to take off your clothes. Didn't you say I'm a bad person?" Gu Han sighed and asked curiously.
"You shouldn't be a bad person..." Qingnui said with his head tilted.
"Why?" Gu Han continued to puzzle out.
"I don't know..." Qingnui shook his head very seriously.
"Forget it!" Gu Han didn't know what to say, so he started to help Qingnu take off his clothes. To be honest, Gu Han did a very smooth job of taking off his clothes. After all, he had taken off his clothes in reality for countless times.
"Okay, you can take a shower yourself!" Gu Han threw Qingnui, who was naked, directly into the bathtub, and was about to turn around and leave... But before he could go out a few steps, he felt something was wrong. Why did Qingnui not move after throwing it into the bathtub? This was completely inconsistent with her lively and eager to beat her up in the bathtub!
Gu Han quickly turned around, looked down at the bathtub, and found that the little guy had sunk into the bathtub, and bubbles kept coming out of his nostrils, and he seemed to have fainted.
"Qingnui!" Gu Han was shocked when he saw this, and jumped directly into the bathtub and carried Qingnui out. His left hand pressed his body hard on her beautiful and tender belly, and Qingnui's mouth sprayed out a large stream of water like a fountain, shooting Gu Han's face.
"Ying" Qingniu vomited a few blisters and opened her eyes slightly, and it seemed that it was nothing serious. Fortunately, Gu Han reacted in time, otherwise Qingniu would have drowned in the bathtub.
"It's so sleepy... sleep..." The hazy Qingnui continued to make a low moan, but it made Gu Han half angry. It felt like this guy was sleepy just now, so why did he ask for a bath? Just lie down on the bed and sleep!
"Forget it, I'll carry you to bed!" Gu Han hugged Qingni and prepared to leave the bathtub and put her on the bed again.
"No... I still have to take a bath... I feel so sticky... I feel so uncomfortable..." As a result, Gu Han just got up, Qingniu started to make noise in the middle of dreams and awakening, and insisted on taking this bath, but Qingniu herself was sleeping in a daze. How could she take a bath by herself in this state?
Helplessly, Gu Han could only send Buddha to the west, and took out a towel from the wall, and began to help Qingnuo wash his body.
Fortunately, Qingnui did not have any extra movements in her body because of her sleep. She was like a small suckling pig with her hair clean, allowing Gu Han to wash her body motionlessly. Gu Han had no shyness, from her hair to her face, from her arms to her thighs, from her palms to her feet, from two undeveloped little red beans to snow-white and hairless steamed buns. They were washed up and down, and it took about half an hour alone. Gu Han had never bathed any woman so seriously in her life.
"Hug!" After finally cleaning Qingnui, the little loli seemed to have woken up from her half-dream and muttered in a low voice. Faced with the request of her most precious Jian Niang, Gu Han certainly had no reason to refuse, and naturally carried Qingnui into his arms.
At the same time, feeling the warm poverty of Gu Han's arms, he murmured very naturally, "Gu Han, I like you so much, would I marry you as a wife?"
After all, the little loli is a little loli. She has a very simple mind. If others treat her a little bit good, they will marry someone else as their wife. Why did she forget that her parents were knocked out by Gu Han and lying on the ground. This is obviously a pervert who broke into her home, okay?
"Little guy, you are my sword girl, of course you have to be with me forever!" Gu Han said, knocking on Qingnui's little head, but what Gu Han didn't expect was that as he finished speaking, Qingnui's body in his arms instantly turned into a ray of light, and in the blink of an eye it turned into Gu Han's extremely familiar Qingnui sword.
"It's actually a sword!" Gu Han said in a difficult way with the familiar Qingnui sword in his hand. He never issued a warning to Qingnui from beginning to end. Logically speaking, Qingnui also forgot the fact that he was a sword girl. Why did Qingnui suddenly turn back to Qingnui sword?
"Guhan, where is Qingnui? Why did Qingnui become like this? Qingnui's head is so messy!" At this moment, Guhan suddenly remembered Qingnui's voice in his mind. At the same time, a dim sword mark in the purple palace in his body became bright in an instant, as if an extinguished star was lit up again, and this dim sword mark was naturally Qingnui's sword mark.
But the sword marks of other sword ladies in Gu Han Zi Mansion were still dark, like coke after ashes.
"Qingnui, have all your memories come back? Have you ever had the memories that started with our first synchronization and coordination come back?" Gu Han asked nervously.
"What memory has come back? It seems like I have forgotten my past! How could Qingnui forget Gu Han? This is impossible..." Qingnui muttered.
"You little thing!" Gu Han finally let go of his heart and cursed happily. It seemed that by his own accident, Qingnui's memory had completely recovered and he had turned back to his sword girl Qingnui's sword.
"Qingnui, please carefully check your own body to see if there is anything abnormal!" Gu Han quickly said to Qingnui. He needed information about Qingnui's body to evaluate this illusion.
Soon Qingnui told Gu Han that her body was normal, but there were many hazy and unreal memories in her mind. She only remembered that she seemed to have a pair of parents in this world, but she couldn't remember the memories she had since grown up from a baby. Moreover, when Gu Han asked Qingnui some specific things in this world, such as what was her favorite TV program on weekdays, Qingnui couldn't answer at all.
"It seems that this is indeed an illusion!" Gu Han confirmed again. This time, it was a judgment made through the memory of poverty. If this world is a real world, then the memory of poverty should not be so vague... Even if a child's memory ability is very bad and he can't remember many things from childhood, it is indeed impossible to forget the cartoons and other things he likes to watch on weekdays.
There is only one explanation for this situation, that is, this world is false, and there is no memory of the past that you have lived in real life to put in it. At most, you can only deceive the world of poverty in your subconscious mind.
"Guhan, what are we going to do next?" Qingnui asked Guhan curiously.
"We need to find a way to find Jue Xianjian, and then let Jue Xianjian restore his consciousness and memory as a sword girl like you just now. At that time, we should be able to leave this illusion!" Gu Han simply told his goal.
"Then how do we find that Juexian Sword?" Qingnui asked again.
"I don't know this!" Gu Han spread his hands helplessly. "I can find it out by your appearance, but I have never seen what Jue Xianjian looks like, and there is no information or photos related to Jue Xianjian in my hand. Even if she is standing in front of me now, I can't recognize her."
"What should I do? Then we will be trapped in this illusion forever... But... but maybe..." After hearing Gu Han's words, Qingni Jian was shocked at first, but her tone gradually changed at the end. Without the worries at the beginning, she seemed to have some happiness in it.
"What's wrong with you?" Gu Han noticed the change in Qingnui's tone and asked strangely.
"Oh! Qingnui just thinks it's good to stay in this world. This world is much more interesting than the previous world!" Qingnui said happily.
"It's a pity that this is just an illusion. It will sooner or later disappear." Gu Han ruthlessly poked through Qingnu's fantasy, knocked on the blade of Qingnu's sword and asked, "Qingnui, do you want to change back to human form or stay in the scabbard?"
"Human form! Qingnui didn't stay in the scabbard. This month, Qingnui stayed in the scabbard every day, and was about to go crazy!" Qingnui said immediately, and then turned back to Qingnui in the blink of an eye. In the previous month, because Gu Han became Gu Xuanyuan, the unique Qingnui sword that could directly prove Gu Han's identity was obviously able to appear outside, and was directly hidden in the scabbard by Gu Hanxue for a month, almost fainting from this little guy who likes to jump around by nature.
"What are you going to run! Put on my clothes first!" Gu Han grabbed Qingni, who was barely exposed, and took out a set of children's underwear and crocodile suit from his dimensional pocket to put on. Qingni, the most familiar cute guy, officially announced that he had returned to Gu Han's side.
"By the way, what should mom and dad do?" Gu Han, who had also changed into a new set of clothes, came out of the bathroom with the little crocodile Qingni. As a result, Qingni found that his cheap parents were still lying on the ground and were unconscious. He asked Gu Han with some distress.
"Forget it, no matter them, they are just illusions. When we leave this illusion, everything here probably will not exist!" Gu Han finished speaking lightly, and then directly carried Qingniu away from her temporary home.
In fact, according to Gu Han's original idea, killing this couple was the easiest way, but thinking that Qingnui still called them parents, his subconscious mind had not been fully restored. Killing them would probably leave bad memories of Qingnui, so Gu Han decided to let them go after hesitating for a while.
When Gu Han hugged Qingnui for a few hours, the sun rose to the sky, and the couple woke up from their coma and saw their disappearing daughter and the bathroom with obvious signs of use. The couple first hugged their heads and cried for a while, and then immediately called the police for help.
As a result, in the afternoon of that day, a news that "a perverted man was lustful and snatched his young daughter from the house. His parents were crying but not crying and griefing" began to spread in WeChat's circle of friends and Weibo. However, the parents did not have a photo of Gu Han, so they could only put photos of their daughters on it.
"Qingnui, do you have money?" Gu Han hugged Qingnui and left at about 6 o'clock in the morning. At this time, there were still few pedestrians on the street, but various breakfast stalls were already set up. Qingnui immediately started yelling, clamoring to eat breakfast on the street.
Gu Han actually prepared a lot of food in his dimensional pocket, but those are foods in reality... Due to the lack of ingredients, the foods in reality are actually very monotonous, and the cooking level is a world-class difference from before the Great Destruction. To give a simple example, the bun fried dough sticks that can be seen everywhere before the Great Destruction are a legend in reality that they have never heard of. If you had not entered this illusion, Gu Han would not have known that there are buns fried dough sticks in this world.
After smelling the fragrance of the breakfast stall on the street, Qingnuan was no longer interested in Guhan's braised pork and insisted on going to the street to eat buns and fried dough sticks.
Qingnui was so noisy that Gu Han had no choice but to find a breakfast stall to sit down first, order a lot of buns, fried dough sticks and cold noodles for Qingnui, and smiled bitterly as Qingnui, whose foodie attributes exploded, swallowed it voraciously in front of him.
"Young man! Keep in mind your sister. This is not what you eat. It is bad for children's stomachs!" In the blink of an eye, Qingnuo had already drunk two bowls of soy milk, ate twenty fried dough sticks, and ten meat buns. He was shocked by the owner of the breakfast shop next to him, and ran over to persuade Gu Han.
"It's okay! Children are just when they grow up, so it doesn't matter if they eat more!" Gu Han responded vaguely. He couldn't tell this boss that Qingpo is not a real human, but a sword girl waiting for the human skin!
"Hard work, a total of 180 yuan!" When Qingni finally put down the bowl in his hand satisfied, the boss looked at Qingni's belly in a crocodile suit with fear, and after confirming that his belly was not as bulging as if he was pregnant, he came to settle the bill with Gu Han.
"Well! No need to look for it!" Gu Han threw two hundred bills and put them in the boss's hand.
"Thank you! Thank you!" The boss thanked me for a long time, but he looked down and his face turned ugly like black charcoal. He grabbed Gu Han's sleeve who was about to leave, and said angrily, "Young man, you can't be like this. Even if you want to be a liar, you can get me a decent fake bill. I want to take out your sister's toy bill to tease people!"
Seeing the boss's hand printing the 100-yuan bill of the Sword Ancestor, the Emperor of the Sky, and other six most outstanding Emperor Sword-level sword-holders in human history, Gu Han found that he might have overlooked an extremely important issue. Of course, the banknotes of this era cannot be exactly the same as those of 1,000 years later. At least humans of this era will never print any avatar of the Sword Ancestor on the banknotes, because the Sword Ancestor at this time was just a little kid who was not an adult.
"Sorry, I got the wrong one before I went out. My sister was ignorant and replaced my banknotes with her own toy banknotes. That's why I made a mistake. You let me go first and I'll go home to withdraw money for you!" Gu Han had an idea and said to the boss calmly.
Maybe Gu Han's expression was too calm and it was too normal, and it was very unreasonable to use such obvious counterfeit money, so the boss naturally believed Gu Han's words. However, the boss said, "What's so troublesome to go home? Do you don't have WeChat on your phone? Isn't it enough to transfer money on WeChat!"
"What is WeChat?"
"What is WeChat transfer?" Gu Han thought about these two new terms with some distress, but he did not show any unclear appearance on his face. He just said lightly, "I left WeChat at home and I didn't bring it out."
Although I felt that the grammar of the sentence "WeChat was left at home" was a bit confusing, the boss still naturally thought that Gu Han had put his phone at home. He said helplessly, "I often encounter people who go out without a key, but it is the first time I meet people who go out without a mobile phone. Well, you go home to withdraw money, but your sister has to stay with me for the time being. Don't worry, I have been here for more than ten years. Everyone here knows me. I am definitely not a bad person!"
"Yeah!" Gu Han nodded. In desperation, he was about to go back to Qingpo's home directly to see if he could find some money from his home. A voice suddenly rang in Gu Han and the boss's ears, "There is no need to be so troublesome. I've paid for this little sister's meal!"
The voice was so familiar that when Gu Han turned around, he saw a girl who was smiling like a lily appeared beside him.
Chapter completed!