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Chapter 1572 A pair of brothers and sisters out of vulgar taste

After sorting out his thoughts, Li Bai felt that he was in a particularly good state.

Although he couldn't remember everything in the Temple of War God, he was in an unprecedented peak state. His martial arts realm leaped into the threshold of the "Grandmaster" and was in a new adaptation period. More than ten "extraordinary true evil spirits" in his body completed the unification and became a handy and strange energy, which was named "Gang" by him.

Breathing the fresh air, he felt something and jumped off the reef, stepping lightly like a ghost, moving flexibly and freely in the void.

The feet stepped into the air with a slimmer effect, and the body flashed in a series, leaving only dark afterimages.

On the other side, Xiao Tongtong, who was also awake, was stunned, then her eyes narrowed, her sleeves swung in the air, and a sound came out. Then, the "Zhiyin Wuji" in her body gradually transformed into a raging wind, and Lingxu Yufeng flew in a certain direction.



Not long after, the two people in the Temple of War had already agreed to quickly sense each other and approached each other.

A ray of hot sword energy of the sun flew down from the sky, and black smoke burst out from Li Bai's body, disappeared, and then stopped moving, appeared from the side, looking up at the air.

Xiao Tongtong is wearing a Taoist robe and dresses as a Taoist nun in Huaji Yuanqi.

At this time, he was looking at his brother's... dazzling and reflective, eye-catching... bald head! His heart was filled with pain and soreness.

Although she was still very stylish, she felt sad and missed her brother very much: "You..."

Now her strength has increased dramatically, but she has lost the original plan of "beating until she meets her, and the captives go back to help him cleanse his face." In her heart, another voice appeared, telling her that her brother is not stupid!

"Oh, I haven't seen you for half a year, so I'll fly. I can't come down and let my brother see you." Li Bai relaxed, waved his hand to the girl, and said enthusiastically.

"Do you still remember what happened before?"

"Isn't this nonsense? I've never been brainwashed, but I'm just an undercover agent in Buddhism. Now that I've come out of the Temple of War, your strength must have improved by leaps and bounds. Like me, I'm even less likely to be confused by the little tricks of Buddhism." Seeing that she was worried, Li Bai talked about many private affairs between the two.

During this period, he inadvertently said the "code" agreed upon by the two people in the Temple of War. Although Xiao Tongtong had no memory, she was also stunned, as if a switch was pressed, and she quickly dispelled her distrust in her heart.

This made the two people who had not seen each other for half a year not only had no gaps, but their relationship became more and more intimate. They rushed to communicate, from inquiring about the recent situation to discussing the reconstruction of Butian Pavilion.

Because of the tacit understanding in the Temple of War God, the two brothers and sisters had already booked a plan to "sweep points and achievement". At this moment, the discussion was unexpectedly combined, and one plan after another was proposed by the two in their amnesia state with the "soul of trouble".

In the end, Li Bai was unwilling to give up his hard work in Buddhism and decided to give up the throne of the "Master of Butian Pavilion" to his sister, and he would play "Li Hassan" in a friendly guest appearance, leaving behind a legend of "Invincible Assassin".



In this way, the two soon met Duan Lang again, Bai Qing'er and other teammates, and a group of monks and masters led a little Taoist nun to head for the Buddhist headquarters.

Along the way, perhaps the "Daoji Saint Monk" broke through the "Grandmaster Realm", his mood was particularly high, and he became more and more popular. He recited poems and wrote pairs in major restaurants. It was revealed that the "Qinglian Layman IP" immediately caused a sensation in the local area, just like a nuclear bomb spreading rapidly in the literary world of the Sui Dynasty.

He simply did not hide it, and wrote ink to leave behind masterpieces. In this era when the country was called "Sui", a generation of monk Li Xiuyuan had various Tang, Song, Yuan, songs, and songs, and there was no need to apologize to the tadpoles in later generations.

He copied poems so well. He was once crazy and had a hundred poems about wine and wine every day, and was very popular for a while. He won the reputation of "Poetry Buddha, Poetry Saint, Wet Touch..." and became famous all over the world. The food and accommodation expenses along the way were all exempted by the shop owner. He was so excited that he sometimes even forgot to step on the brakes, and even Liu Sanbian was cruelly killed. The Zen master actually wrote many poems that were inconsistent with his character in public: "A dream of Yangzhou for ten years and won the reputation of being a blessed brothel."

This made many loyal fans of "Qinglian Jushi" express their feelings: "Oh...oh! So you are such a holy monk! Not only do you eat meat, drink, drink, and play with the master, but you also... (I understand)".

(Zen Master Daoji: "Although I eat meat, drink, drink, and play with Master, I am a high monk!")



At the same time, the four major radiant kings who were ignored by Li Bai for a long time were also taken seriously and cultivated again. Not only Duanlang and Bai Qing'er, but even these four salted fish passed the test of the Temple of War and were fooled by Li Mo to sign the "selling one's own death contract". Therefore, the higher their achievements, the more abundant the leeks they will harvest in the future, so they don't mind pulling them.

Li Bai was accompanied by beauty along the way. He asked his sister about the "Wuji Golden Pill" and "Open Immortal Gate". When he was free, he recited poems and lyrics and held a press conference to interact with fans of the Great Sui literary world. Duanlang took the four salted fish to kill demons and eliminate demons and practice the way of heaven, and captured all the evil forces along the way, but did not kill them, but left a living mouth and brought them back to atone for their sins.

Li Bai handed all these sinful gangster masters and the Green Forest bandits to his sister, and Xiao Tongtong personally taught the enlightenment level "Nine-Nine Multiplication Formula Table", opening the road to "Great Educators" who educate the world. If you cannot recite within an hour? Then these scumbags don't even have the value of saving, and they will be killed!

If someone recites it successfully, it means that he has wisdom and can be avoided by his death. Then his sister planted the "life and death talisman" that constantly changes in the "ultimate yin and ultimate yang" energy, so that he cannot survive or die.

Then they started the "education mode" and taught them simple numerical knowledge. They were forced to go to nearby academies to learn relevant knowledge at their own expense. They agreed to report to the "Olin Academy" in Shuzhong in half a year and conduct an assessment. If they didn't come? Or they didn't pass the test? I'm very sorry, please die!



In this way, the brother and sister who returned from the Temple of War, one was drunk and dreaming and the other was crazy about copying poems, and the other was squirting about life and death talismans to force people to learn arithmetic... In the eyes of Bai Qing'er who was accompanying him, he was simply ill in his mind!

After delaying for half a month, Li Bai and his party returned to the base camp of Buddhism in the south. The four great saints gathered together. On the one hand, Li Bai was waiting for the return of the Temple of War, and on the other hand, he was waiting for the "wise ruler" Li Shimin.

These two are important pieces of Buddhist prosperity: Zen Master Daoji has proved his own value. The Shura humanoid terminator is the number one thug of the Shura who is highly anticipated. After they ascend in the future, they will rely on the Daoji leader to watch the situation. Another Li Shimin will replace Yang Guang and support the puppet emperor who has flourished in Middle Earth.

Therefore, the state of thoughts of these two must be carefully checked and firmly held in their hands. Li Shimin's situation is not clear, but after Daoji returned from the Temple of War, he was obviously a little drifty. His poems along the way appeared in the hands of the Four Saints Monks. Although his literary and artistic value were extremely high, his rhetoric was gorgeous, simple, graceful, bold, and ever-changing, the ideas revealed in them were very problematic!



The Four Saint Monks were worried that Daoji would lose control, and Li Bai, who had already had a conspiracy in the Temple of War God, had many thoughts on the way back, wanted to accept the joint brainwashing of the Four Saint Monks.

Subconsciously, he wanted to complete the "brainwashing challenge of the Four Saint Monks" and set a higher record; but in reality, he wanted to use the Four Saint Monks to further consolidate and improve his "grand master" realm.

It is very simple. The "Holy Light Fetal Enchantment" jointly sacrificed by the four of them is a deep brainwashing that complements each other. The effect is very strong and the cost is also very high. While the four holy monks are "formatted", they also constantly instill the extremely pure "Holy Light Buddha's power".

With these high-quality energy sources, Li Bai can quickly consolidate his own realm. Kill two birds with one stone, reasonable and not to do it?



After arranging the characters for his sister in advance, Daoji put away his past rampantness, and his temperament suddenly changed. He met the Four Saint Monks with a sad face. He said in panic: Since joining the Temple of War, his realm has improved too quickly, but the level of spiritual civilization construction in Buddhism is insufficient, which has led to the breeding of inner demons and it is difficult to control themselves when doing things as they please. He begs the Four Saint Monks to teach him and help him.

When the four saints heard this, they looked at each other and smiled tacitly, without words, a meaning that you know me and I know is transmitted in each other's hearts:
Chapter completed!
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