Chapter 169 I am ashamed...
"Although it seems like a real person, why do I always think this guy is actually gilded? Am I the only one who thinks that?" Pei Chen couldn't help but complain, and in distractedly tore off the cover photo of the book "Walking with the Twist", kneaded the photo of the slutty goods into a ball and threw it into the trash can behind him. Then he felt a lot more comfortable.
"Gilded? Gidro?" Hermione rolled her eyes after she understood and said dissatisfiedly, "Lyle, is it rude to use someone else's name to joke with it?"
"What, I didn't say he was the robber who was famous for his handsomeness, so he was already very polite, okay?" Pei Chen defended, while looking aimlessly at the books in his hand, the more he read, the more he became strange. Although the things recorded here were precise and there were no common sense mistakes, it did look like something that had actually happened.
However, for some reason, Pei Chen felt that the slutty wizard on the cover of "Witcher Weekly" was unlikely to do such a thing. He subconsciously felt that he hated the male wizard on the cover... It was really strange. Could it be that some people are born with disagreement in their horoscopes and disliked them? Pei Chen thought, touching his chin.
If you have any grudges, it is impossible, because I only found out that this guy existed at noon today. I had never met before and could not make a grudge.
If it was jealous... it would be even more funny. Why did he be jealous of a plane native? In terms of age, the other party was already thirty-two years younger than him. If it weren't for the identity of a "substitute professor", Snape's achievements [the youngest professor ever in Hogwarts] would have to be transferred to him.
The twenty-year-old professor is only one step away from being the strongest man.
As for strength, it goes without saying that, just Gidro Lohart, who was cheating, I beat him 200 times and even gave him one hand...
After thinking about it, Pei Chen could only come to the conclusion that he was born to be incompatible. Especially when he saw Hermione reading the books in the Lockhart series happily, he felt a lot of unhappiness from the bottom of his heart.
"By the way, Lyle, why are you suddenly interested in Mr. Gidro Lohart?" Hermione asked with her head raised and her eyes shining.
"Haha, who is interested in him?! It's just Old Deng... Cough, Principal Dumbledore is just hiring him to serve as a professor of black magic defense. I told me before." Pei Chen thought about it, and suddenly calmed down and explained to Hermione.
Yes, Professor of Dark Magic Defense - If Gidro Lohart didn't agree, that would be great, he wouldn't see him, and he wouldn't be sulking when he saw the slutty merchandise. If he agreed, he wouldn't be angry with him, after all, that was the unlucky reserve who was destined to be unable to last a school year...
Even if you don’t die, you will have to peel off your skin. If you target him, you will be too boring.
"By the way, Hermione, about that thing last night..."
"I know, I know, we won't say it. Really, why do every professor ask us to repeat it!" The little girl said dissatisfiedly, directly cutting off Pei Chen's unspeakable words, looking very rude. "To be honest, I really don't understand why they are so afraid of mysterious people and dare not even speak their names."
"Well, this is normal. After all, you didn't grow up and survive in an environment like them, so you naturally won't understand their state of mind. To be honest, haven't you noticed that even you are using the name "mysterious man" to refer to Voldemort! Maybe you are not afraid of him, but the people or things around you will always subtly influence you." Pei Chen said with a smile. He saw such things very thoroughly.
"You are very powerful when you say it with a concise attitude. Didn't you escape by Voldemort?" Hermione replied without admitting defeat.
Pei Chen was choked, and then said with some annoyance: "I'm sure your attitude towards other professors is definitely not as bad as targeting me... It's really not cute at all." As he said that, he became a little sad and angry, and finally understood what the so-called "killing a familiar person" was, he was familiar with you and knew the truth, so he became a little unscrupulous.
"Hmph! You want to care! Are you a professor? Who are you me? Are I love to care about you?!" Hermione angrily picked up the book and left, leaving Pei Chen lying on the table, stunned.
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"If you can delay things until tomorrow, don't do them today." - Fujiko F. Fujio.
He is truly a man who created Nobita. Pei Chen went in as soon as he heard this, and he always used this sentence as his motto and always adhered to strict requirements.
So when class was about to begin on Friday, he realized that he was not prepared at all and could only lead the students to conduct field surveys and practice in the field again. Fortunately, the students were in another batch, otherwise they might not have been fooled.
But there is no benefit in the world for no reason, and there is always a little price to pay. For example, the students in this class happened to be Gryffindor and Slytherin. In order to prevent them from having quarrels and conflicts or even physical communication, Pei Chen had to stare at them tightly. He didn't want anyone who turned around and found that the people in the two hospitals were entangled, suppressed each other, sweated profusely, and were completely wiped out, and panted... That was really blinding his dog eyes.
However, his concerns were obviously redundant, and most students would not be allowed to enter the Forbidden Forest. Now there is finally a chance. Who would be distracted from doing other things? He disliked the other party and wanted to hit him? Yes, but there are opportunities in the future, so there are no need to hurry up.
Perhaps because both sides had such an idea, they had strangely maintained a rare peace and did not provoke anyone.
"Professor, can we enter the depths of the Forbidden Forest? It doesn't need to be too far, just walk a little further inside." The Weasley twin brothers jumped to Pei Chen, and one of them said to Pei Chen.
Pei Chen narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the pair of twins, George and Fred, who were very famous in Hogwarts in front of him. Just like there are various urban legends in the ultra-modern academy city, the twin brothers also became part of the Hogwarts legend with their great achievements - mainly because the two were naughty and often violated school rules.
Although the reputation of this legend is not that good.
If you want to say who is the most troublesome character in Hogwarts, the answer may be a bit unexpected, because it is neither Snape nor Filch, but a ghost, Pipi. This is the result confirmed by many students after referendums, and it is absolutely authoritative!
In fact, strictly speaking, the Pipi ghost is not a ghost, but an elves - the legendary prank ghost. He is essentially a highly aggregate of psychological energy, not a mark left by the obsession of the dead. Even all the ghosts in Hogwarts admit that the Pipi ghost is not one of them.
Dumbledore once told Pei Chen that mischief ghosts are a special spiritual body produced by subconscious behaviors, especially those of oppressed people. After all, Hogwarts students have been under considerable pressure for thousands of years, and it is not surprising that the spirit bodies that Pipi Ghosts came into being like this.
It is precisely because of this that Pipi is so unique-
Unlike ordinary ghosts, Pipi Ghost can touch entities and move them. He throws water balls, ink bottles, wooden sticks, chairs, chalks, garbage cans, and even tarantulas. The ghost can float through the walls, while Pipi Ghost can turn the door handle to open the door or push the blackboard. He can keep himself out of sight, but usually people can hear his arrival, the sound of wind, snickers, and the loud noises around him. He is also a greedy musician, singing rude and annoying songs on any occasion. He sometimes even designs dance moves, and he jumps around the prize showroom without students passing by.
Well, do you think it's over? Sorry, I've disappointed you-
After Pipi Ghost, they are the well-deserved Weasley twins. The two tied for second place, regardless of ranking. And if the two can join forces, the destructive power will be greater than Pipi Ghost alone.
As far as Pei Chen knows, there are one or two drawers in the office of the administrator Felchi who specifically hold records of their violation of school rules. In Felchi's eyes, these two people seemed to be even more terrifying than the person who could not name them. So much so that his evaluation of these two people was full of vicious curses and slander, which was just a kiss from the dementors. If he had the chance to destroy their souls, the diligent administrator would not hesitate at all.
He has the same red hair, the same tall figure, and the same freckles on his face. Not to mention strangers, even familiar family members may often admit their mistakes. After all, their personalities and styles are too similar!
"How to say it, George, I personally don't want to object to your request." Pei Chen chuckled and said to the boy who asked on the left, "After all, that's useless, isn't it? Hagrid told me that he spent most of his life just to drive you out of the Forbidden Forest, but his hopes are still slim..."
"Haha, Professor Lyle, you recognize the wrong person. He is George, I am Fred." The boy on the left smiled dryly and changed the subject, pointing at his brother to deny it. Although he knew that his two brothers had done a bit too much, he did not expect that the big guy Hager's evaluation of him and others was so high-
Look, most of my life has been spent driving them out of the forest. In a sense, this is also a recognition of their troublesome talent!
"Don't do this with me!" Pei Chen also smiled. He pointed at the two brothers' hair with a stern eye and said, "Do you think I didn't do any homework after I found that there were twins among the students I brought? Let me tell you that after I carefully observed, I found that there was a hair at the root of Fred's left ear that was split, but George's did not have such split hair!"
Fred: "…"
George: "…"
Students: “…”
Let me go, this method of distinguishing twins is too magical, right? How should presbyopia be broken?
"So that's the case?" Fred's eyes widened.
"We never knew it..." George said in a loss, feeling ashamed that it was not the first brothers who discovered this secret.
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Chapter completed!