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Chapter 24 Li Xiu, a Sick Brain

At this time, it was completely dark. Li Xiu came to the yard where Mr. Ma was living with a lantern. He knocked in and was led to the study by Brother Liu. After reporting, Li Xiu pushed the door and went in. Only then did he realize that the study was a bit unworthy. He saw various weapons on both sides of the study, bows and arrows were hung on the wall, and several broken armors were also standing beside the wall. These things made the whole room more murderous intent. In addition, the room was large, so the entire study looked more like a martial arts performance venue.

Mr. Ma was lying on the desk at this time as if studying something. When he saw Li Xiu coming in, he put down the pen in his hand and said, "Why are you here so late? Is there anything important?"

"Haha, it's nothing important, but I've done the last time I promised to give Uncle Ma's pancreas. I'm fine, so I'll send it to you to try it out. How effective is it?" Li Xiu said with a smile. After saying that, he took out the box containing soap and placed it on the table. Only then did he find that there was a circle of ground covering the table with some lines on it. I don't know what he was studying?

"So fast? You kid can't fool me with something, right?" Ma Ye couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this. Li Xiu promised to make pancreas for him yesterday, and he was done today. The speed is indeed a bit too fast. But he heard that the production of pancreas was extremely complicated and the time it took would definitely not be short.

"Hehe, with your old wisdom, how could you fool you? You can tell if Uncle Panzima at a glance!" Li Xiu said as he reached out and opened the box, revealing the two pieces of soap stacked on it. Because the pigment in the oil was not removed and rosin powder was added to it, the soap was a translucent yellow color overall, which looked more like the soap for washing clothes in later generations.

Mr. Ma looked at the soap in the box that was obviously more beautiful than the pancreas. He curiously reached out and picked up a piece of it carefully to observe it. He found that the thing felt very similar to pancreas, and it felt a little smooth, but the appearance and taste were very different from pancreas, which made him a little confused for a while.

Li Xiu immediately asked Brother Liu outside the door to fetch a basin of water. It happened that there was still some broken ink in the inkstone on Mr. Ma's table, so Li Xiu reached out and applied the ink on his palm, and then smiled at Mr. Ma and said, "My goodbye, you're good at it. The decontamination effect of my pancreas is much better than that of the old pancreas!"

After saying that, Li Xiu put his hand into the basin and then washed it with soap. The ink marks are actually very difficult to clean, especially when they are splashed on clothes. If the ink is dry, even the soap will be difficult to wash off. However, the ink on Li Xiu's hands is very short and the skin is not easily soaked by ink, so it is easy to clean it.

At that moment, Li Xiu raised his slender hands and shook in front of Master Ma: "Uncle Ma, look, this is cleaner than your original pancreas!"

"It's true, you kid is really amazing. Why do you seem to know everything?" Ma Ye stared at Li Xiu's clean hands with wide eyes, and finally said with some emotion. The more he came into contact with Li Xiu, the more he felt that the young man in front of him was unfathomable. It seemed that nothing in the world could stump him. What's even more difficult to understand was that he actually looked down on fame and fortune, which made Ma Ye feel that Li Xiu's body was like a layer of fog, which made people unable to see clearly.

"Haha, it's just a sting, it's nothing!" Li Xiu was very proud when he saw Ma Master's shocked look. Although he was humble, he laughed proudly. This kind of disparate appearance was seen by Ma Master, and immediately made the little admiration in his heart disappear without a trace. This kid is just a heartless guy, and he really doesn't look like a paranormal.

Next, Li Xiu gave the soap to Ma Ye, and in order to distinguish it from the panzi, he directly took the name of the soap to the Tang Dynasty. Ma Ye did not be polite to him and immediately took it away.

Seeing that Mr. Ma took the soap, Li Xiu smiled as if he had succeeded in his conspiracy and said with a smile again: "Uncle Ma, in addition to sending soap today, I have another little help, please help me!"

"I knew you were kind enough to show your kindness for nothing. Last time I invited me to a meal, I asked me to teach Wang Junkuo's slave a lesson. This time I came to deliver soap this night. Do you want me to teach me a lesson?" Master Ma couldn't help but laugh and scolded. Li Xiu, a boy, is a night owl, and there must be nothing good when he visits.

"Uncle Ma, you misunderstood this time. This time it's really just a little busy. You were there when you read the imperial edict today. You handed over the two maids to me. But tonight I suddenly realized that there was only one bed at home, and it's too late for someone to do it now. So I would like to ask Uncle Ma, you can do a little favor and give me the bed and bedding so that the two maids can have a place to sleep." Li Xiu hurriedly explained when he heard this.

However, what Li Xiu never expected was that after hearing his words, Ma Ye stared at him with a very strange look. After a long time, he suddenly reached out and took out his ears and said with an incredible look: "Boy, I heard it right, did you run to me tonight just to ask for a bed for the two maids?"

"Of course, in this cold weather, I can't let them sleep underground, and I don't even have extra bedding there, so how can I sleep?" Li Xiu said with a look of course. Although Yuechan and Liu'er were slaves, he couldn't really treat them as human beings. This is closely related to the education he received since childhood and the living environment of later generations.

"Are you not sick?" Ma Ye said incredible again after hearing Li Xiu's words. His eyes looked at him as if he was looking at an alien. He also reached out and touched Li Xiu's forehead to confirm whether he was having a fever, otherwise why would he say so much nonsense?

Li Xiu was also a little angry by Ma Ye's inexplicable reaction. He immediately knocked off his hand and said, "I'm not sick, isn't it just borrowing a bed and bedding? What's so surprising about this?"

"Of course I was surprised. If you were not sick, how could you do such a bastard?" Mr. Ma said with greater confidence. He is now more sure that Li Xiu has a problem with his brain.

"Uncle Ma, please make your words clear, why am I just a mess?" Li Xiu asked himself that he was also a smart person and had been a human being for two lifetimes, but he really couldn't understand what Ma said these words?

"I don't understand yet? Are you a man? Your Majesty gave you two maids, so they are yours. And it's so cold that they can warm the bed. One man and two women sleep together. You don't want such a good thing, but you foolishly come to me to borrow the bed. Why do you think this is not sick?" Ma said with a sad face.

"This..." Li Xiu was actually powerless to refute by Ma Ye's words, because the people were right and well-founded. From the perspective of men and women, Li Xiu's decision to borrow a bed was indeed a bit worse than beasts.

"How is it, I have nothing to say. Now go home and be a man. The maid sent from the palace must be a young man. Don't waste it, you kid!" When Ma said the last time, the smile on his face became very ****, and even a man understood that look.

However, Li Xiu was really not interested. Firstly, he was not as hungry as food, and secondly, Yuechan and Liu'er were too young, especially although Liu'er was fourteen years old, she still looked like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl. He was not a lolita. In fact, on the contrary, he prefers mature women with long legs and big breasts, so he really couldn't do it like Ma Ye said.

Thinking of this, Li Xiu had to stubbornly stick to his opinion and said: "Uncle Ma, let's talk about warming the bed later. Moreover, I am a person who sleeps lightly and I really can't sleep many people around me, so you should help me and borrow a bed to let me settle them down!"

"You... are you sick?" Ma Ye was stunned for a moment and asked again. However, what he asked about was not a brain disease, but whether Li Xiu's body was sick. After all, in his opinion, as long as he was a normal man, he should do what he said.

"I'm really not sick!" Li Xiu said with a lot of laughter and crying at this time, why is it so difficult to be a good person?

"Oh~, I understand!" Mr. Ma seemed to have thought something at this time, and then slapped his thigh and said, "You must still not forget your little nun, right? Even if she has passed away, you still have to keep your pride for her, so you are not moved by other women, right?"

I have to say that Ma Master has a very rich imagination, and even Li Xiu could not forget his old love. However, this reminded Li Xiu. He deliberately made a sad look and said with a melancholy look: "Uncle Ma, since you have guessed it, I won't hide it anymore. Now I really don't have the heart to think about women's affairs, so I'll ask you to do a favor!"

"That's even worse!" What Li Xiu never expected was that Ma Ye slapped his thigh again and refused, and then he hugged Li Xiu's shoulder and said with a comforting look, "Boy, listen to what Uncle Ma said, a man, a real man, can't spend all his thoughts on women, and as a person who has experienced it, I will give you a piece of advice. If you want to forget a woman, the best way is to change to a better woman. Thinking about the concubine I loved the most, I died of dying from childbirth. I was also very sad at that time, but later someone gave me a more beautiful concubine. After one night, I couldn't remember what the concubine looked like, so you just listen to Uncle Ma's advice..."

Li Xiu was speechless when he heard what Ma Ye said. If such a man was placed in the future, he would definitely be called a scumbag. However, the Tang Dynasty was like this. Women were almost subordinate to men. Ma Ye’s idea was also a representative of men in the Tang Dynasty. Even most women had the same idea.

It was also at this moment that Li Xiu suddenly realized that he was incompatible with the mainstream ideas of the Tang Dynasty in the era. If he was not careful, he might cause ideological conflicts. Now it is just a small conflict, but if it triggers a greater conflict in the future, what should he do then? Should he stick to his own ideas or change himself to follow the trend?
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