Chapter 95 Gentle face slap
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"This outfit is called 'power armor', and the model is 'Incredible Advanced Power Armor Type II'. We got it from Incredible soldiers in North America~~" Leeds, North America, which has never been to this world, is demonstrating what 'no-mouth' is.
"Power...armor?" An old man dressed like a high-level general, stroked his white beard that he had carefully taken care of every day, and walked up to Leeds with the courage to look at the white armor.
"It's the armor with its own power source. Don't look at this very heavy look, in fact, I can't spend much effort when controlling it inside, and it's easier than walking by myself. This is why." It's better to say that it doesn't require too much effort to drive the power armor. With Leeds' current high power attribute, it feels even more awkward.
"How is this possible!" Questions came one after another.
"You can find out by putting it on yourself," said the topic, "Of course, I won't come out of this outfit for you to try it on~"
Another thin middle-aged man next to him who looked like a treacherous minister asked, "Does this armor have other characteristics?"
"There are so many! Made of composite ceramic materials, it is not afraid of swords, guns and bullets, and is not invaded by water and fire. Only gunpowder and cannons can hurt it. The joints of the armor are used, and combined with the built-in automatic gyroscope system, which can help maintain standing balance. Even if I tripped by the threshold just now, it would be difficult for me to fall to the ground; equipped with an air conditioning system, I enjoy the comfort of autumn inside; the Tesla defense circle on the chest is modified to prevent the enemy from knocking me down by relying on the sea of people and preventing me from moving - in the end, it is naturally a backpack, wow, kaka, you have seen the effect before~" Leeds deliberately used the most professional terms to describe it.
And the result was that no one could understand, and the irritable veteran shouted: "What the hell are you talking about! You can't understand a single word!"
"I can't do anything about this. 'Power Armor' is like this. Can I still say that the 'air conditioning system' is 'putting a piece of ice in advance' and 'there is a terrible monster blowing the cold wind inside'? This is to fool the adults in China as children!" Leeds spread his hands, looking innocent.
"......, it makes sense." Many people blushed. If it weren't for the fact that there were a circle of imperial guards around Leeds when he appeared, they were afraid that they would not shout "He Fang's evil spirit" and would be embarrassed to go abroad.
The middle-aged man who seemed to be a treacherous minister before noticed one thing, "The 'ceramic' mentioned by Captain Leeds just now? Is that the 'ceramic' in our country the same thing?" He turned his head and looked at the gorgeous vase in the corner of the hall.
"It is 'composite ceramics'. When making ceramics, it uses a specific process to add specific things to it, making it hard and impact-resistant, but not as heavy as steel." Leeds explained.
"Isn't that still 'ceramic'?" the old general said carelessly.
"You're right to say that~~" Leeds showed a mocking expression. No one could see him wearing a helmet anyway.
"……………” The middle-aged man looked gloomy.
This was the first time he thought the exquisite porcelain bottle was a bit annoying.
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"Don't stare at my doorman so tightly to see if it's OK. She's just wearing a 'Chinese stealth suit', not a monster!" No, Hong Meiling is just a monster with a pure bloodline.
After receiving instructions from the emperor through eunuchs, a relatively young lord could only step forward and said, "...No, we are very curious about this dress. Can you demonstrate it before demonstrating the weapon?"
"It's not a sale."
"Haha, we know." The young Lord nodded.
Want to buy it?
Of course I think about it! This girl is a good thing for killing and robbing people and traveling at home. If you have it, he can steal women unscrupulously, he can steal things unscrupulously, he can... to assassinate the emperor!
Anyway, no matter what you do, no one will know. As long as you don’t be stupid enough to commit crimes in broad daylight and keep a living mouth.
——It’s a pity that people don’t sell it!
"This is not impossible..." Leeds, who pretended to hesitate for a while, turned to Hong Meiling, who was holding several weapons, and ordered, "Meiling, you should put the thing on the ground first, then take off the 'Chinese stealth suit' and wear it for Admiral Li."
"Yes, young master." This was also something that was agreed in advance. Hong Meiling put the weapons in her hand neatly on the ground and took off her helmet.
"...Is that OK?" Li Huamei asked Leeds halfway, half like the emperor sitting high on the dragon throne.
The emperor, who was happy to see his success, nodded. This was an unexpected development. If Li Huamei could take effect when she put it on, it would be true that the one who had this effect was the "clothing" rather than the "people".
Leeds replied: "This dress is mine. I don't want to be worn by other men, only beautiful girls can accept it."
"Beautiful girl~~As a good young master like this, it's not good~~" Well, Hong Meiling, don't blush first. Although you are also very beautiful, Leeds is not talking about you now...
"..." For Li Huamei, this was also an unexpected arrangement. You should know that she just entrusted Leeds to 'awaken the Emperor of China and the officials of the court', but she was not sure what Leeds would do specifically. She could only take a deep breath and bow, "Since that's the case, Huamei is better off obedient than being respectful."
Hong Meiling took off her Chinese sneaker suit with difficulty. With Hong Meiling's help, Li Huamei skipped the process of wearing Chinese sneaker suit. Anyway, she didn't need to take off her clothes when wearing this thing, so there was no welfare shot.
Then,
"Click here--" Hong Meiling reached out to complete the final operation for Li Huamei.
"And, it disappeared again!" A few points less than when Hong Meiling first appeared, but there was still a clear exclamation coming into Li Huamei's ears.
"Is this... it me?" Li Huamei raised her hands, but she couldn't even see her hands. If she hadn't seen part of the inner cavity of the helmet and the orange eyepiece, she might have thought she had turned into a ghost.
"Admiral Lee, move in the hall a little, remember to lighten your footsteps~" Leeds' voice was a bit ridiculous.
"...I understand." Li Huamei, who knew it, lowered her focus, and walked towards the ministers as lightly as possible.
She understood that the message conveyed by her actions would blow the confidence in the hearts of all officials and let the Chinese country, which is comparable to the heavenly court, fall into the world - because no matter who it is, he only needs to own this piece of clothing, whether it is a marshal or a prime minister, whether it is a duke or an emperor, he can easily assassinate it!
but……!
This is for the future!
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"This is a 'super power hammer', and there is no other special effect," Leeds smashed the floor with a 'bang', and a small cracked area was smashed into the flat and spacious stone floor outside Xinghe Hall, "—It seems that it is just a bit powerful."
"Isn't this 'recent' big one...?" The officials who were used to being surprised forgot about the reserve in their hearts for a long time.
"Haha~ This is also the reason why I wear power armor~" In fact, Leeds will be better if he doesn't wear power armor, but now it is not to prove that "I'm very powerful", but to prove that "the outside world is very powerful", there is no need for this.
"This hammer..." The previous power armor and Chinese stealth suits were too profound, but the Minister of Works finally saw something familiar with this super power hammer - when he was a grassroots clerk, he had dealt with carpenters and blacksmiths.
"Don't waste my time. You don't understand it even after saying it. You are still playing with wood, right?" In fact, Leeds doesn't understand the principle of super power hammers, so he can only make a fuss by pretending to be a fool!
It's so embarrassing if you can't explain it!
"Play, play with wood?!" This is the most unbearable insult the Minister of Works has heard in his life.
"Ah, it seems that you already have muskets and cannons..." Leeds suddenly realized, "So, do you know what transmission ratio, piston movement, and gear transmission is?"
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"This is the 'Gauss rifle'. Like your Chinese muskets, they fire bullets and injure people, that is," Leeds looked around, selected the target of shooting, and finally raised his gun and aimed at a tree hundreds of meters away. It was about the trunk of a tree in the back garden, and pulled the trigger to shoot it off. "——The shooting distance, accuracy and power are stronger than the musket."
"……………” The emperor who walked out of the palace felt a chill in his heart.
He knew exactly where the tree was and how far it was.
He also knew very well how thick and tall that tree was.
"In terms of principle, alas, do you know 'electromagnetic' and 'magnetic' electricity'?" Leeds looked at the Minister of Works who asked him before.
The Minister of Works was bitter, but as the person who was most familiar with the art of creation in the field, he could only answer with a stern tongue, "I don't know. Is the 'electricity' in the captain's mouth in heaven-"
"—Yes, yes, yes, that thing is the thing that a bearded man stood on the thunder cloud and knocked on the hammer and then chopped down." Leeds met in "The World of Swords" and had an impression of Thunder.
"………………” The Minister of Works suddenly stopped talking.
As a person in feudal society, he also believed in Lei Gong and Lightning Mother, ghosts, gods and monsters.
But after being shown by Leeds, if he thought Leeds would believe Thor, he would be completely mentally retarded.
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"This is a flame knife, and the effect is not very good," Leeds twisted the valve, and gasoline spread along the blade. After pressing the ignition device, the blade was wrapped in flames. "At most, it is to hurt the enemy when it hurts the enemy, and you should know that it is difficult to save people with large-scale burns."
"...Love?" The emperor turned his head and looked at a serious official who was good at medicine.
"Your Majesty, what Captain Leeds said is true." The important minister bowed.
"Of course, the key to this thing is not the principle, but the material, haha~~" Leeds smiled and twisted the valve of the flame knife that had to be returned to Lyon after going back to cut off the gasoline supply, but the flame would not go out for a while. "But you don't understand, there are liquids in the world that can burn~ It's not only wood that can burn."
"What the chief of the Liz ship said is oil!" The Minister of Works, who was holding his breath, said word by word.
"By the way, I have forgotten that you Chinese people also use oil lamps..." Leeds said in a surprised tone.
"!" Everyone confirmed what kind of image he was in Leeds' eyes.
"But this thing is 'gasoline', it's different from your lard and peanut oil~~ahhaha~~"
“…………” Well, no one really knows what ‘gasoline’ is.
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"You must understand this! It's just processing the claws of a creature, tied to the fist to attack! There is no technical content at all!" Leeds asked Hong Meiling to put on the death claw fist that she borrowed from Ada.
Although Leeds has always spoken in a cheerful tone and has a good attitude from both brothers, he always feels that everyone who has been ridiculed countless times will no longer be happy about 'you can understand'. Finally, someone asked: "Captain, what kind of beast's claws are this? Why have I never seen it before?"
"This is the unique beast of North America's 'Death Claw', of course you have never seen it." Leeds sighed quietly, "Oh, if there weren't such a huge monster in North America, Incredley wouldn't have been trapped inside."
Well, that's the same sentence, this is a brag, don't take it seriously.
There is no Incree in North America, no Death Claws, only plantation farmers, natives and black slaves!
"What, what?! Is Incredley who possesses these weapons also afraid of this creature?" Everyone who was already very afraid of the name "Incredley" was involuntarily surprised.
"You don't understand that kind of monster you have never seen - Meiling, let them see the power of the death claw."
"I understand~! Ha!" Hong Meiling waved her claw.
Five three-meter-long straight marks were cut out from the ground in front.
“!!!”
"Ah...no wonder Incred's development of power armor to deal with this creature..." Leeds shook his head and sighed.
"Hehe~~" Hong Meiling smiled foolishly, and Leeds walked over and bumped her into her before she could close her smile.
This is not the real power of the death claw glove, right? Using "qi" is considered a false advertisement!
Chapter completed!