Chapter 126 Otaku Spokesperson
Maybe he was stopped by Chen Xiaohui, a reporter from Sky TV, in the corridor. He grabbed a recording pen in his hand and wanted to stuff it into Song Baojun's mouth. He asked anxiously: "Classmate, can I interview you?"
"Do you want to ask me what I feel after being selected by Teacher Tu, or what I have learned before, or what I have plans for my future development or my personal personal life?" Song Baojun smiled and pushed away Chen Xiaohui's recording pen, and said with three points of politeness and seven points of refusal to others thousands of miles away, "Can I come and explain it to you after I finish peeing? By the way, do you want to go together?"
The reporter had never seen such a strange student in his life, so he shook his head quickly.
Qu Jingsen walked into the toilet in the stairwell with a lot of worries.
Song Baojun urinated happily and said, "Young man, wait and see the kiss between Liu Xiyue, and the applause will be louder."
"What do you mean? I'm asking me to come to the toilet just for this sentence?" Qu Jingsen had no intention of peeing, and stayed beside him and covered his mouth and nose with an embroidered silk handkerchief. In fact, the sanitary conditions of the toilets in the Conservatory of Music are very good, and people clean them every day, so there is no special smell.
"I thought you would be willing to accept the loss when you said it was a man's duel."
Qu Jingsen said with great difficulty after a long time: "Yes, I'm willing to accept the loss, you won."
Qu Jingsen still can't figure out what kind of mood he feels towards Song Baojun. Disgust, admire, jealousy, and worship. Perhaps there is a little bit. "You said at the beginning that you used the first kiss as a bet, what was your intention?" The handsome man's expression was very serious.
Song Baojun looked like a prodigal son in love and smiled and said, "Liu Xiyue is pretty, I just want to play with her. Is it illegal?" I am afraid that it is not appropriate to describe a stupid otaku as a prodigal son in love. But when he smiled slightly, the exaggeration and evil temperament created by the vulgar personality made the other party feel similar.
"You!" Qu Jingsen's face immediately turned pale.
Song Baojun lit a cigarette and said, "In fact, I don't like Liu Xiyue very much. This woman has a weird personality and is messy. Sometimes she is more manly than a man, sometimes she is more womanly than a woman. But since she is good-looking, it's fine, I never care about her appearance."
Qu Jingsen raised his head and said hatefully: "You are crazy if you don't like her and you don't like her!"
Song Baojun just smiled.
Qu Jingsen suddenly realized and shouted, "You called me to the toilet just to negotiate terms, right?"
"What do you think?" Song Baojun asked without answering, with a look of Guan Xi on his face full of teasing.
"Tell me, how do you want to let go of Xixi?" Qu Jingsen finally stopped covering his face with a handkerchief and said, "Can you give me a cigarette? Xixi is a good girl. As far as I know, she has not had a boyfriend yet, so I don't want her first kiss to fall on your mouth."
Song Baojun handed over a river hookah and said, "It is precisely because Xixi is a good girl that her first kiss is particularly precious."
Qu Jingsen's face changed and he said, "I can help you find a good job in Chazhou. You are from the Chinese department, right? You can be a secretary in my company, just write articles, do odd jobs in the office, and don't have to do heavy work. According to the company's staff standards, the monthly salary is 4,500 yuan, five insurances and one fund, free lunch, and rest for about four days a month. After working for one year, you can increase your salary by 500 yuan on the original basis, and after working for three years, you will increase your salary by 1,000 yuan. The premise is that you give up today's bet."
Song Baojun hugged his hands and sneered: "I, a student called a genius by Teacher Tu Fen, have dozens of media reporters guarding the toilet and queuing for interviews outside the door. They have a bright future. Just go to WYNJSDT and just move your fingers to get millions of euros. Do you think I will go to a small family workshop to do chores?"
Even though Qu Jingsen was deeply unhappy, he had to admit that his words made a little sense, "Then what do you want!"
"That depends on whether you have sincerity."
"Who knows you!" Qu Jingsen borrowed a lighter from Song Baojun, lit the cigarette in his hand and took a deep breath. He was choked and coughed violently, and even tears rolled out of his eyes.
Song Baojun waited for his breath to calm down and said lightly: "Two thousand yuan, I want two thousand yuan."
"Two thousand? It's easy to say, I'll give it to you. I hope I won't be bothered again in the future!" Qu Jingsen wanted to throw away the cigarette, but then he thought about it and took another breath.
Song Baojun continued: "I want two thousand yuan a month. You must pay me a protection fee of two thousand yuan a month in the future. In addition, this can only be regarded as a cancellation of today's bet. No matter how my relationship with Liu Xiyue develops in the future, it has nothing to do with today's affairs."
Qu Jingsen had been secretly observing the other party's smoking appearance, thinking that it was really cool and handsome, but why did he feel nothing in his mouth? Hearing this, "Protection fee?"
"Yes, protection fee." Song Baojun said coquettishly: "I am the spokesperson of the otaku squirt. As long as you pay the protection fee, whenever you are bullied by the school tyrant, I will stand up and provide you with help."
"You mean, you can fight?" Qu Jingsen looked at the other party's thin body and obviously didn't believe it. This spirit is still a basis for saying that he is killing all sides in online games.
"Do you know Dong Changhe, the King Kong of the baseball club? On the 20th of last month, he brought a few friends to our classroom to make trouble. Guess what happened in the end?" Song Baojun began to brag in a daze and compared his hands in the air: "I lifted the stool and bloomed on his face! Blood splashed everywhere on the spot, and four teeth flew out of his mouth! Do you know how they left later?"
Qu Jingsen couldn't help asking, "How did you get there?"
"I kicked him over, kicked him from the classroom to the stairs, kicked him from the fourth floor to the first floor! That kid is still lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital! How did you think he was leaving?" Song Baojun's face was full of ferociousness.
Qu Jingsen took a step back unconsciously to prevent the other party's spit on his face, and said, "Brave, if you are injured like that, then he won't call the police? Can you still stand here?"
"Do you understand that I am self-defense? I'll go to the bureau to make a record, so do you give this protection fee or not?"
Chapter completed!