Chapter 503 Aoi Sky
Japan. Orient-industry.
This is a large production company with 33 years of experience in producing high-end inflatable dolls, ranking first in Japan in the doll industry.
Today, the phone from Oriental Industrial Customer Department kept ringing.
Countless otakus called and strongly asked Oriental Industrial Company to go to the United States to buy Big Pineapple Technology, and then...
Use it on the doll.
For example: copy 100,000 girls from ****; copy 100,000 girls from Fandao Ai; copy 100,000 girls from Se Yamei Li... (Don't ask how Yuewu knows. Baidu, you deserve it.)
Well, by the way, it would be even better if I could copy 100,000 cute girls from ak48.
Also, the Chinese star girls next door also copied it, and European and American star girls also copied it...
Wow, this is a benefit that the great Japanese empire otakus has never been available for thousands of years!
"Hurry up, go and buy Big Pineapple Technology quickly! If there is not enough money, we can donate to you!"
The otakus yelled excitedly on the phone.
"Okay, OK. We will definitely convey your suggestions to the head office."
Regarding the customer's opinions, the customer service ladies of Oriental Industrial Company immediately forwarded them to their superiors, and then reported them to the head office.
An hour later, Japan Oriental Industrial Co., Ltd. held a general meeting of shareholders.
At the conference, the capital crocodiles shouted loudly: The new era of dolls is coming, this is an opportunity for the doll industry to change the world!
Buy, buy, go to the United States to buy big pineapple technology, even if you give everything, you have to buy it!
Two hours later, Oriental Industries sent the largest and highest-standard business group in history to enter the United States...
Coincidentally!
Today, not only doll companies from all countries are taking action, but companies from all walks of life around the world are taking action.
Countless capital tycoons waved check books and shouted the names of the gods.
Countless political giants led their teams to the United States. They needed to copy teachers, researchers, and top soldiers...
On this day, the name of "Big Pineapple" resounded throughout the world.
People around the world are hotly discussing the "Big Pineapple" technology.
That afternoon.
The American Association of Human Rights Protection Organizations issued a statement strongly protesting the production of replicants.
"This is a violation of the laws of nature, a technology that disrespects life, violates morality and ethics!" The president of the association protested loudly in the face of the media.
As soon as these words came out, the whole United States was shocked.
Damn, which idiot is this? He dares to publicly refute the extraordinary technology of the great master?
Don't want to live anymore?!
"Dongdongdongdong! Dadongdongdongdong!"...
FBI headquarters in the United States.
A knock on the door sounded in the director's office, and then the door was pushed open. A secretary broke in.
"Report: The federal court received three charges accusing Ike of inventing evil technology!"
"What?"
Director James suddenly looked up with an unbelievable look on his face: "What did you say? You say it again?"
"The federal court received three charges, accusing Ike of inventing evil technology and seriously infringing on the right of life of 'natural persons'. This is the original charge transferred by the federal court."
The secretary handed the stack of documents in his hand to Director James.
Director James took the document and quickly checked it...
"Bang!"
Director James was instantly furious and slapped the table.
fuk, are our federal national treasures also what they can accuse? And want us to force the demolition of the "big pineapple processing factory"?
They are seeking death!
"Come here! Ask Meihua a to come here!"
“yessir!”
After a while, a middle-aged man walked into the office.
Director James immediately handed him the documents on the table, and then ordered: "Go and warn them and immediately revoke the charges, otherwise..."
"yes!"
Meihua a nodded, then quickly walked out of the office with her documents.
For Plum A, it would be too easy to deal with such things. If it weren't for the name of "Ike", the Director wouldn't have asked him to do it himself, just arrange a few ordinary agents.
At this time, while plum blossoms went downstairs, they were silent for the three ordinary people in their hearts.
The three of them must be idiots, really!
In the Watermelon case a few years ago, former President Mr. Obama specially pardoned "Ike" all crimes, including the past, present and...
future!
In other words, God Ike will never be guilty.
Do you still want to sue him?
Haha, okay, let’s subvert the United States first and then talk about it!
You don’t think about it. Why are there only three accusations in the United States with more than 300 million people? Are you the only one who can do it, respect life and understand human rights?
Haha, what a joke!
With a sarcastic look, Meihua A made the FBI headquarters, then got into a black car and disappeared into the distance...
Half an hour later, two people accused Ike and Big Pineapple Technology of the charges were dropped, and the third person mysteriously disappeared and could never be found.
After receiving feedback from FBI, the judges in the federal court felt relieved.
Why did they transfer the accusation documents of citizens to fbi?
This is because since the "Watermelon Case", the federal court has an unspeakable "unspoken rule", namely:
No local court or even the Supreme Court shall accept any accusation case against "Ike". All accusations shall be transferred to FBI in China and transferred to CIA in foreign countries.
What? What do you ask about the fairness and justice of the law?
Hoho!
...
At 4:00 pm. American Association of Human Rights Organizations.
"Dongdongdongdongdongdong!"
"Please come in!"
Several white men wearing black suits and wearing guns walked into the president's office.
"Mr. Jeffrey Griffin, we are FBI! You have been reported for taking bribes. This is a warrant for arrest! You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become a confession!"
"Please come with us!"
The president of the association was shocked and shouted loudly: "I haven't! I have never accepted any bribes! I know because I made a statement against 'Big Pineapple Technology' today, right? Is it right?"
The fbis didn't say a word, just stared at him coldly.
"You are abusing your power, and I will sue you to the Federal Senate..."
"You have too many words, take them away!"
The leading FBI agent waved his hand, and the two subordinates stepped forward instantly, hit the other party's abdomen with one blow, and then dragged the person out of the office like a dog dragging a dog.
...
Public opinion across the United States has become harmonious again, and the name "Big Pineapple" continues to resound throughout the world.
Outside the US Foreign Ministry, diplomats from all over the world are gathered.
Outside the US Department of Commerce, there are crowds of presidents and directors of major companies.
Even outside the Pentagon in the United States, many generals from various countries came.
They all come for the big pineapple, they come for the big pineapple only.
Chapter completed!