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Chapter 42: If you don't die, you won't die

Oregon, USA.△Portland City.

The city government has been temporarily borrowed and has become the office of the federal government; the mayor's office has also become the office of the president.

"Dongdongdongdongdongdong!"

With the sound of "please come in", the presidential assistant pushed the door and walked into the office, holding a stack of report documents in his hand.

Seeing him enter the door, President Obama immediately looked up and listened to his report carefully.

"Mr. President, the 11 states are repairing network equipment, and the nearby state governments have also arranged a team of experts to help them. It is expected that by tomorrow, the backbone networks of cities will be basically restored."

Upon hearing this, Obama looked at his assistant suspiciously, as if he felt strange about such speed.

The assistant quickly replied: "The main reason for network paralysis is that all electronic systems are filled with junk data, and the system has no space for operation. As long as all the junk data is cleaned up, the network can be recovered, so the speed is very fast."

"Of course, it is very slow to recover the computers and storage devices in private areas, after all, the number is too large."

This is good news!

Obama's mood suddenly felt much more relaxed. As long as the backbone network was restored, the state governments could operate again, and the problems in the future would be much simpler.

However, the losses this time should be very large, right?

"Mr. President, our losses are really huge, very big!"

Obama was prepared for this and immediately asked: "How is the casualties of citizens?"

"There were no casualties in the Eleven State. After all, it was just a problem such as network interruption and electronic equipment paralysis, not like earthquakes and tsunamis."

Hearing this, Obama nodded, and it was good news again.

but……

"What about transportation? I heard that the traffic system is also paralyzed. Is the traffic accident serious? How many casualties are there?"

This is what President Obama is most concerned about. If too many people die, someone must come out to take responsibility. And the little guy cannot push it out, and then he will only take the blame with the military.

God bless you, I hope you will die less! Obama prayed while staring at his assistant.

The assistant was in a heavy mood and his face was filled with sadness. He opened his mouth to say something, but made no sound.

Seeing this expression, Obama's heart suddenly sank and his chest ached faintly.

Damn, can hundreds of thousands of people die? Then how can I sit in the position of president?

Say, are you talking about it quickly! How many dead are you?

When Obama wanted to listen but was afraid to listen, the assistant spoke.

"Mr. President, I'm sorry! On that day, 11 states, including Washington, had a total of 23 traffic accidents, many injuries, and the death toll was..."

Obama's hands clenched into fists, and his fingertips seemed to be pinching into his flesh. It seemed that the number he would hear next would be extremely huge.

"3 people!"

"What?!" Obama suddenly stood up, with an unbelievable look on his face.

Seeing Mr. President's reaction, the assistant was very happy and finally "humored" Mr. President. Who told him to keep him in the car yesterday? Haha, haha!

"How many deaths did you just say? Say it again!"

The assistant smiled and repeated: "The death toll is - 3!"

How is that possible? Even in normal times, there are countless traffic accidents in the federal government every day. How come three people died after being attacked?

"Haha!" the assistant laughed loudly, singing praises while laughing, "Thank you, our little guy! Because of him, all the automatic transmission cars cannot be fired and cannot start the car; all the manual transmission cars have no air conditioning, no air conditioning, nothing..."

"So, almost all cars in the 11th state are stuck on the road and cannot move. My President, think about it, everyone's cars cannot drive, where can there be a traffic accident!"

Damn! Obama glared at his close friend, saying that you were teasing me just now? You almost scared me to death. Do you know? I thought I was going to step down.

But since the car can't be driven, why are there 23 traffic accidents?

The assistant snorted coldly and said, "Because they forced their car! The causes of these 23 traffic accidents are: drunk driving, drug driving and dog driving!"

What did you say? Driving from drunkenness? Driving from drug? Driving from dogs?

I know that driving drunk is driving drunk; I know that driving poison is driving, and I also know that driving is running to drive after sucking and having fun. What the hell is this dog driving?

"A moment before the network was paralyzed, a girl in New York State held the dog in her arms and asked the dog to drive with the steering wheel. She was recording videos of the dog with her mobile phone. When the attack arrived, the dog drove the car into the river."

"The police cleaned up the garbage data from their phones and restored the last video."

Obama: “…”

If you don’t die, you won’t die! After Obama sighed secretly, he immediately became energetic.

Since I met that little guy, my luck seems to have improved. There has been good news every day in the past few days.

I originally thought that hundreds of thousands of people would die this time, but only three of them died!

Haha, I'm so laughing, haha-

Obama could no longer suppress his emotions and laughed out loud.

Unfortunately, he smiled too early!

"Mr. President!" The assistant's blow came, "We have suffered a lot of economic losses!"

Obama's laughter was a little bit less, but he was still laughing.

What is economic losses? For the United States of America, as long as the problem can be solved with money, it is not a problem! If the problem still cannot be solved, it must be that there is not enough money!

The United States is short of money? Haha, what a joke?

"Tell me! How much is our economic loss?" Obama asked while chuckling, his whole body looking particularly relaxed.

The assistant wanted to speak but stopped, and his face looked embarrassed.

"Tell me boldly! I will talk to the capitalists!"

With Obama's encouragement, the assistant finally spoke with courage.

"Report to Mr. President, our economic losses are expected to be - $20 trillion!"

What? How many?

"20 trillion!" the assistant answered again.

Puff! Puff! Puff!

Obama vomited blood, and the blood splattered three feet away.

The assistant explained to his president tragically: "The cost of all electronic equipment in the entire 11 states is hundreds of billions of dollars, and the number is extremely large. Just cleaning up garbage data will consume a lot of manpower and material resources."

"And all the large technology companies have been closed, and small and medium-sized technology companies are facing bankruptcy. New York is the economic center of the world. If the stock market is suspended for one day, the losses will be trillions..."

Puff! Puff! Puff! Obama vomited blood again.

20 trillion, 20 trillion, this is too miserable. No, the Federation cannot resist, and the whole world must be "friendly".

Our United States is a peace-loving country and a kind country.

In the past, when other countries encountered disasters, we actively provided assistance. Now that we have encountered major disasters, all countries should also extend a helping hand.

The EU needs aid points, so is Russia. By the way, China, China is the richest.

Rich people, let us be friends!
Chapter completed!
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