Chapter 83 Time flies (Part 2)
"Youlan, Zizhu." I shouted anxiously: "Stop that little female devil for me, I will dodge first."
Youlan and Zizhu are the personal maids who have been serving me in recent years. They are both of the best in appearance and talent. Originally, I didn’t plan to have a personal maid, but after Lan'er and Xing'er were conferred a concubine, the unpopular girl beside me took care of her, and Youhong personally chose two of them.
"Your Majesty, spare me." Youlan and Zizhu looked at each other, knelt down and begged for mercy: "Master, please take us together." As my personal maids, they naturally could not escape the teasing of the little girl devil. After suffering all the hardships, they saw that she could hide as far as she could.
I couldn't bear it, so I nodded hesitantly and said quickly: "Well, don't clean up the things, just flash."
Youlan and Zizhu were like being pardoned. They quickly got up and prepared to leave with me.
"Father, don't run away." The little female devil screamed and threatened.
How could I not run? I still have to run faster.
"Ouch." A sound suddenly came from behind, and Lin'er suddenly burst into tears: "It hurts, it hurts so much."
I turned around in a hurry and saw Lin'er falling down because he was running too fast and his steps were unstable. I was shocked and rushed back. The road in the imperial garden was paved with cobblestones. If he fell down, he would not be injured.
I used my internal strength to make me flash in the air, and I appeared in front of Lin'er the next moment. Over the years, due to my unique advantages, I have made great progress in my internal strength. With the help of the four major worshipers, the head of Shaolin Wudang, and the Taifu of Qing'er Qin, I have allowed me to break through the mortal realm in one fell swoop and enter the king realm of the third grade of the earth. At this time, although my martial arts skills are not as good as them, my internal strength is almost the same. If I fight with the Forget-Yan Sword, no one will be my opponent.
In this way, I could quickly come to Lin'er, pick him up, and checked him nervously, and found that he had just a little bit of skin on his knee, which was nothing serious. So I let go and said majestic: "Liner, a man, a real man, his head can be broken and blood can flow. Why do you have to cry after falling and fighting?"
"Father, Lin'er knew he was wrong." Lin'er lowered his head slightly. Lin'er grew up drinking leopard milk and tiger milk since he was a child. Needless to say, he grew up like a calf at the age of five. However, because the queen spoiled him since childhood, he was not allowed to do any dangerous things, and took care of him in his palms all day long. His surname was extremely weak and he cried at any time.
I put him down and Ci Yan said, "A few days later, my father is going to hunt, you must go with me, and my father will teach you to kill prey with your own hands."
"Father, the queen said that there are tigers on the mountain, which are specially eaten by children." A hint of palpitation flashed in Lin'er's eyes, and she was obviously a little timid.
"Bastard." I angrily rebuked: "As the prince of the Great Wu Empire, how can you be so weak? A mere tiger is afraid of being like this. What if you encounter an enemy who is a hundred times or a thousand times stronger than a tiger?"
However, Changping, whose eyes were all over the place, suddenly jumped up and hugged my neck, hanging it around my neck like a koala, and kicked her feet randomly: "Father, Ping'er is going to go, Ping'er is going to go too. Ping'er is going to kill the tiger."
I was dizzy. When I was a child, I didn't dare to let Changping eat leopard milk and tiger milk. At that time, I was afraid that a girl from Changping would be too thick and not good-looking. Now it seems that my decision is really wise and powerful. Just eating human milk will make me so energetic. If I had eaten leopard milk, wouldn't it be? If I had known this, I would have asked her to find a rabbit as a wet nurse. Fortunately, when she was infancy, I would have praised her for being quiet and charming.
As early as when Changping was one year old, she found that she was too energetic. When she was catching Zhou, she didn't catch the table, but she wanted to grab the long sword on the waist of the imperial guards. When she was only one year old, she could actually lift a sword weighing seven or eight pounds. This made the civil and military officials and me who attended the banquet shocked and stunned. However, the queen and Shufei and the others were there, and they obviously knew that Changping had extraordinary physical strength.
When she was two years old, the entire Chu Xiu Palace could not control her. In the entire harem, she was like her back garden, and she would make a fuss as she wanted. The palace maids and eunuchs couldn't stand it anymore, so I made a decision, which was to give her to Qing'er to discipline her, so that she could vent her extraordinary energy. At the age of four, because Lan'er missed her daughter, she took her back. After she took her back, she refused to let her go and stayed by her side. However, the little girl who had learned the best martial arts of Qing'er turned into a complete little girl devil.
Fortunately, she just asked some eunuchs and palace maids to fight. However, she had been very physically strong since childhood, and she learned high-quality martial arts skills. After a while, she felt bored and asked the imperial guards to fight. Although the imperial guards were far better than her, as guards, how dare they fight with the eldest princess? Often after a fake fight, they pretended to fail and pretended to be defeated. Because Changping was happy to fight, he not only did not cause trouble for him, but instead rewarded him with some money.
As a result, other guards began to follow suit. So that the girl Changping, who had never failed after returning to the palace for a year, often regarded herself as Dugu Qiubai, and often had sudden thoughts, wanting to train the palace maids and eunuchs to become peerless masters, so they organized them and ordered them to practice martial arts, which seriously affected the normal operation of the palace. The palace maids and eunuchs suffered a lot. Even my two personal maids, Youlan Zizhu, were not spared.
Her son, that is, herself, finally couldn't stand it anymore, so she used martial arts that shocked the world and the ghosts and gods, and taught her a little lesson, so that she could know what it means to have heaven beyond the sky and there were people beyond the sky.
The little girl was the first failure in her life, but she didn't cry. Instead, she practiced martial arts more diligently every day and was ready to challenge her. However, the frequency of the challenge was too much for me. Not only did I kick the door and challenge every few days, but the other methods made me develop the habit of waking up in the middle of the night, and the habit of poking a few silver needles when eating, and even when having sex with my concubine, I had to have more than 30 guards to protect her within dozens of feet of the surroundings. Even when I went to court to teach the ministers, I had to be careful whether this girl would jump off the beam.
I am so miserable. Everyone says it’s good to be an emperor, but with such a daughter, I would rather be a farmer.
Changping was hanging on my shoulder at this moment, how could he let go? His current strength was no less than that of an ordinary adult. He hung on my neck and kept pulling it down. The kicks on my chest made my chest hurt. I guess she was taking revenge in the name of acting coquettishly.
"Changping, as a girl, you have to look like a girl." I have said this many times, and I guess it would be useless if I say it.
Unexpectedly, Changping's eyes rolled up this time, and he said sweetly: "Father, then, what should girls look like?"
When I heard this, goose bumps flashed across my body. I stared at Changping incredibly for a while, and nervously touched her forehead and said, "Changping, you are not sick, are you?" To be honest, my daughter is very cute, and she must be a beauty when she grows up. But her temper is really worried that she needs to force her to point her as a prince consort in the future.
"Father, Changping is not sick." Changping chuckled gently, with two cute dimples on the corner of his mouth, and said in a soft voice: "Father, should girls be like this?"
I was stunned and hurriedly said, "Yes, it would be even better if I didn't hang it on my father's neck and stood on the ground softly." I was ecstatic, my daughter finally changed her surname. God has eyes, and God has a man.
Upon hearing this, Changping immediately let go of his hands, landed lightly on the ground, made a ladylike look, put his hands on his right waist, and squatted down to me with a smile and said, "Changping greets my father."
"Haha, hehe." I could only smile foolishly. Changping has really become a lady, okay, okay.
Lin'er next to him shivered and said, "Sister, aren't you sick?"
"Okay, okay. This is what a girl should look like." I laughed and said, "I promise you that I will take you to see this hunting event."
"Victory." Changping jumped happily, made a gesture of victory, turned his head to smile at Lin'er, "Little Monkey, look, it's amazing. The Queen has written it. Using this trick to deal with the father will be invincible."
I fainted, and Youlan Zizhu hurriedly supported me.
"Sister, are you really going to hunt?" Lin'er still hesitated: "The tiger is very powerful."
"Little Monkey, what are you afraid of? I have my sister by your side." Changping patted Lin'er's shoulder carelessly and said, "No matter whether it is a mountain bear or a tiger, as long as you dare to bully my little monkey, you will kill it."
"Then, Lin'er, let's go together." Lin'er felt much more at ease with her sister's promise. She turned to me and said, "Father, Lin'er is willing to go together." My sister's strength and sophistication made Lin'er always think of her as her idol. I'm afraid in his mind, her sister is even more powerful than her father.
"It's so long." I came to my senses and angrily scolded: "I dare to deceive my father."
"The father is a golden word and a jade word, and he must not regret it." Changping was a little nervous.
"I don't regret it, but I want to cure your crime of deceiving the king." I laughed evilly, used my internal strength to grab Changping, who wanted to run away, and clamped it to my waist.
"Little monkey ran away and called the queen and the queen. I said that my father was going to chop Ping'er's head." Changping struggled hard in my arms and shouted.
When Lin'er heard this, she ran away and couldn't even go to her head. This kid grew up eating leopard breasts and was very fast. At this moment, I even began to wonder if that wrestling was fake?
Chapter completed!