Chapter 60 Huxian (Chinese)

"Then, then you're the fairy in the lake." Tang Yi pouted her mouth and said with dissatisfaction: "But why are you saying that I'm wrong?"

"Haha." I chuckled twice and replied slowly, "Don't think I am the Huxian, I am just the deputy of Huxian. But girl, you are indeed wrong. People have life, no, not only people, but even flowers and plants have life. The power of the sky-shaking thunder is powerful. If you throw it out randomly, even if you don't blow people, it's not good to blow flowers and plants."

"Are you a fool? If you don't blow up someone, why should I throw the thunder in the sky? Do you think the thunder in the sky is very cheap?" Tang Yi snorted lightly and said a little disdainful.

"That's all I'll just say, but I'll ask the girl a question, but I'm afraid you won't dare to answer." I laughed in my heart.

"Hmph, don't use provocation to me. However, I don't care about answering your questions." Tang Yi saw that the Huxian surname was gentle and gentle, but she was no longer frightened.

"The little fairy started asking." I coughed lightly twice, then asked, "Why do you want to blow that person with the thunder of the sky?"

"He's bad." When Tang Yi thought of me, he quickly stamped his feet and gritted his teeth.

"Oh, then where is he bad?" I asked.

"He is bad everywhere, and he dares to bully me, and hug me in public." As soon as he said this, Tang Yi's pretty face couldn't help but rosy: "What's even more annoying is that he already has a wife. Sister Qing'er is so beautiful and has strong martial arts skills. How can I compare to her?" After speaking the last sentence, I couldn't help but feel discouraged.

I laughed secretly and asked again, "If he had no wife, would you blow him with a thunderbolt?"

Tang Yi was stunned, then frowned and thought for a while, shook his head slightly and said, "It's probably not possible." Suddenly, his eyebrows were again: "But I can kick him a few times, who told him to eat Yi'er's tofu randomly?"

"Girls are so fierce that they can't get married." I chuckled: "As a god, I have the obligation to save a lost girl. It's completely wrong for you to do this. I think about it myself, will you be happy even if you blow him up?"

"Huxian, Huxian, what should you do if you think Yi'er should do?" Tang Yi was a little dissatisfied, but couldn't think of any good way.

"Of course there are methods, but it depends on whether you are willing to listen. If you do exactly the method I taught you, he will always be in your palm and never turn over. This is not much better than blowing him twice or kicking him a few times?" I began to use confusing methods.

Sure enough, Tang Yi's little girl looked happy and clapped her hands excitedly, "Speak quickly and you can say that I'm willing to do it according to your method."

"Little girl, listen." I coughed a few times, cleared my voice and said, "If you want a man to be obedient, the most powerful weapon is not fists or feet, nor scolding. But gentleness. It is said that softness can overcome hardness. No matter how hard the steel is, it can turn into softness around your fingers. As long as you are gentle to that person, he will obey your words and let him go east and not west. At that time, if he wants him to be round, it is not a matter of your words?" I kept getting mesmerized with her.

Tang Yi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "It makes sense. My mother said that girls are made of water. No matter how strong a man is, he can't show off in front of the water. By the way, no wonder my mother treats my father so gentle, but the things at home are all decided by my mother."

"That's the reason, just understand." I was secretly proud of myself. The little girl is a little girl, and it's really easy to cheat. As long as I'm cheating, I'll have to be flattered and flattened at that time. It's not all my words.

"But, but he is the husband of Sister Qing'er." Tang Yi suddenly remembered this and looked gloomy: "Sister Qing'er is so kind to Yi'er, how could Yi'er do something to do to her?"

"You are wrong again." I was not willing to let the roast goose that I was about to get away, and continued to bewitch, "Three wives and four concubines are very common. Your sister Qing'er likes you so much, don't you want to be with Sister Qing'er for the rest of your life?"

"Then, I'll try." Tang Yi thought for a while and said with a little heart: "But if Sister Qing'er hates Yi'er, Yi'er will be far away. She will never see that bad guy again."

I felt secretly happy and finally got it done. I didn't expect that I could get started so quickly without picking up girls with the emperor.

"A bold madman, you dare to pretend to be my immortal and cheat. I wouldn't show up quickly, otherwise I would have to use the immortal thunder to blast you out." A loud voice came from the lake.

I was shocked. What was going on? Something like this came out? The person who said he pretended to be a fake, probably talking about me. Could it be that guy is really a deputy director of the Lake Immortal? It is impossible. There are no gods and ghosts in the world. What kind of lake Immortal is not a lake Immortal, and I can only deceive a little girl like Tang Yi.

"Who is talking?" Tang Yi was also shocked, and took a fighting posture, looking around with alert eyes.

"Little girl, you were deceived by that big villain just now. He is not a real lake fairy, I am." The old but bright voice sounded again, floating on the lake, and melodiously.

"You, you are all the same. I don't know who is real and who is fake." Tang Yi was confused.

I felt a little scared in my heart. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find anyone else. Could it be that guy is really a lake fairy? Although I don't believe in any strange things about gods, I have a Fire Cloud Evil Fox, which is the descendant of Daji. It is inevitable that there are really gods and monsters in this strange world.

"Little girl, don't be afraid. When I use the five thunder to hit him out, you will know who is real and who is fake." The old and floating voice continued.

I felt chill in my heart. Could it be that there was really a five-thunder thunder. While I was thinking, a sudden bang, and something like a flash point exploded around three feet beside me. Suddenly, a wave of air hit me and pushed me out of the haystack.

Ouch, I touched my butt that hurt and started to hum.

"Is it you? Big Bad guy?" Tang Yi covered her mouth and exclaimed, "You, why are you here?"

"Uh..., Miss Tang is so early. I just passed by here and saw you standing by the lake alone, so I wanted to come forward and say hello. Unexpectedly, a flash of lightning hit me, but I rushed me, forgive me."

"Don't believe him, little girl, he is the guy who pretends to be this immortal." The old voice came out at the right time and said, "You have seen it all, he was bombarded by this immortal with the Five Thunderbolt Immortal Art."

"You, you." Tang Yi looked at me in fear, subconsciously retreated two steps: "Big bad guy, do you listen to me?"

"What is eavesdropping?" I stood up leisurely, patted the dust on my body, and said with a look of unchanged expression: "I just happened to pass by here, and saw you talking to yourself, afraid that you would be lonely, so I had a few chats with you."

"Big bad guy, how dare you lie to me. I want to kill you." I heard everything in Tang Yifang's heart. No matter how thick she was, she could not withstand this embarrassment.

"Hehe, if you want to kill me, please ask me your dog first." I directed Wangcai and blocked her whereabouts. No matter how hard she moved, she could not break through Wangcai's blockade.

Tang Yi was so angry that she smoked in her seven orifices, and said angrily: "What kind of hero is a man and a dog?"

I looked indifferent, took out a folding fan and shook it gently, "I am a person with status, so how could I touch you, the ordinary people in the world? Today, it's just a matter of interest, and I'll just have fun. Yi'er, I didn't tell you just now, beating and scolding is ineffective for me, I only take a gentle set. If you help me pinch my shoulders and knock on my legs now, I might love you well."

"Pervert, hooligan." Tang Yi shouted again, turning all his strength into the extreme, and wanted to break through Wangcai to come and kick me a few times.

"Hmph, I pretended to be my lake fairy and dared to make a fuss in front of my lake fairy. Do I think my lake fairy does not exist?" The lake fairy began to stand up again: "Look at my immortal's five thunderbolts."

Suddenly, not far from me, another lightning flashed out, and the huge impact force threw me into the fight. At the same time, Wangcai suddenly lowered his throat and rushed into the grass ahead violently.

A man suddenly flew out of the grass, whirled a few times in the air, landed on the ground, and shouted, "Oh my god, this mad dog is very powerful."

His voice was clearly the voice of the Lake Fairy just now. Damn, it turns out that this guy is like me, is also a fake guy. I said, there will be no messy things like Lake Fairy in this bright world. Besides, I am the emperor, even if it is a Lake Fairy and other things, he will make a living within my jurisdiction. How dare you offend me, the true emperor?

As soon as Wangcai found the guy who dared to blow me with thunder, he would not give up. He could not hit him, and then rushed forward like a storm. The cold palm wind blew out, dropping the surrounding temperature to freezing point.

The man seemed to have good martial arts skills. Under Wangcai's attack, he could still move around, but he shouted: "Girl Yi, it's fun to see that I'm bullied? Why don't you come to help?"

"Ah?" Tang Yi came to her senses, recognized the person, and exclaimed: "It's grandpa."
Chapter completed!