Chapter 44 Beating someone doesn't need a reason
Chapter 44: There is no reason to beat someone
I hope the fat Li Tai is as smart as he showed, and listen to Wei Chi's words. Judging the situation, that is the talent you need at any time, especially in the center of power. If someone can't see clearly, he will wait for the boat to die, or die in a dusty way. He will take his family and take his family together. In short, after coming out that day, Li Tai said to Wei Chi: "Hui Bao follows any arrangements from Mr. Hui Bao, please tell me."
Wei Chi agreed to officially become Li Tai's personal doctor and weight loss coach. As for what Li Tai thought, Wei Chi didn't ask. Anyway, he just followed the designed recipe and gave it to him. After that, he would do weight loss exercises according to the plan. His Highness Li Tai, the King of Wei of the Tang Dynasty, is probably the person with the greatest weight loss affair in history. Wei Chi led fifty soldiers to supervise him to do weight loss exercises.
This weight loss exercise was discussed and formulated by Wei Chi and Xie Jiu when they were at home. In terms of weight loss, young children like Wei Chi have no experience yet, and the authority in this aspect is Xie Jiu. There is a saying that women always hope to lose one kilogram of their weight.
Chinese medicine weight loss, acupuncture, weight loss with appropriate exercise, and reasonable diet control, and so many methods are used to make it, but I still don’t believe that Li Tai can’t get off the weight. However, the facts have proved that losing weight is a difficult task, especially when controlling appetite. It’s so painful. Looking at Li Tai’s face full of food and Li Tai’s roar, Wei Chi finally understood why the modern weight loss medicine industry is so prosperous, and it really adapts to the needs of the general public.
"Hui Bao, if you have time, I'll scold you, so I'd better work harder and run around the garden. Poor child, why did you build the garden so big? Now I know it's not good to waste it? Frugality is a good habit and a glorious tradition of the Chinese nation. You have to remember it! The Queen also advocates it!"
Wei Chi took the man and sat under the eaves of the house, slapped the table with the ruler, drinking tea and snacks, while sarcastic words, and stimulating Li Tai, and asked someone to change shifts. Wei Chi sent two soldiers to follow Li Tai to supervise. Of course, these soldiers came in rotation.
In the first few days, Li Tai still had the energy to curse Wei Chi. Later, when he saw that the scolding did not work, he might even be able to increase his exercise and add an extra bowl of Chinese medicine. Li Tai decided to shut up obediently. In Wei Chi's words, he wanted to fight to the end of this asymmetric war. Wasn't he uncomfortable with himself? Moreover, Li Tai didn't have the energy to scold, and he only had to pant and squirm, and he took the effort to move his feet. He even lacked the energy to glar at Wei Chi.
Finally, he was almost dragging his feet, and finally finished the last lap. Li Tai ignored everything and lay down on the ground with a "bang", panting, and his body seemed to be fished out of the water.
Wei Chi walked over, squatted beside him, and asked with a smile: "Are you tired? Do you want to sleep?"
Li Tai rolled his eyes and looked at him without saying a word. Wei Chi rubbed his chin and said, "I still have the strength to glare at me. It seems that the amount of exercise is not enough. Come, help Prince Wei up and go for a walk."
"yes!"
The powerful sergeant came over and pulled Li Tai up from the ground, helped him, and walked around again before he helped him lie down on the recliner under the eaves. Jin Ming used acupuncture to help him relieve his fatigue and massage the acupoints so as not to make any mistakes.
Wei Chi shook his homemade folding fan and shook his head aside. After Li Tai's breath calmed down, he said, "You said your physical strength is too poor. Haven't there been no beauty who dislikes you?"
"They dare! I favor them, that's glory! I don't favor them, so they want... Oh! Do you dare to hit me?"
Li Tai's face was arrogant and turned into shock and anger. Wei Chi said calmly: "Please note that this ruler is hit by a ruler that does not commit crimes, and it has nothing to do with me."
Li Tai touched his head and looked at Wei Chi in disappointment, not daring to say anything. He had to bow his head under the eaves. After a while, his stomach rumbling. Almost everyone present heard the sound. The people from the Wei Palace looked at their prince with sympathy and tears. The people who followed Wei Chi were full of fear, and they felt that Dr. Wei, who had always been kind, was actually very scary.
"This activity is called pull-ups. Just like I do it, I do twenty a day, not many, come on Huibao."
In front of the specially made horizontal bar, Wei Chi demonstrated lightly twice and signaled Li Tai to do as he did. Li Tai's face was pale, and he struggled to imitate Wei Chi's appearance and began to work hard.
"Righten your butt! It looks so uglily and useless. You can't just exercise your arms. You don't want to lose your arms in the future, and there will be no reaction in other places, right?"
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At night, a tall, wide black shadow ran towards the kitchen carefully, looking at her head from time to time, especially in the direction of Tingfeng Pavilion, and focused on observing. She pushed open the door and walked into the kitchen, took out the flint, and lit the oil lamp. What caught her eye was Wei Chi's face, which looked particularly gloomy under the dizzy light of the oil lamp.
"Wi...Why is Mr. Wei here?"
"Oh, I'm too tired to train during the day. I woke up hungry at night. I ran over to find something to eat. Where is Huibao? What are you going to the kitchen to make in the evening? This is the last chicken. It's just right. I took it back and gave it to my big tiger and the second tiger. They both eat a lot and eat less in the afternoon, so they just fill their stomachs."
"Mr. Wei is really a good master who cares about his subordinates."
"That's it! I think everyone will agree with the Tang Dynasty."
Li Tai smiled and pulled his face without laughing. He looked at the chicken in Wei Chi's hand reluctantly, and turned around and went out. His eyes were probably hungry for another day and he would be crazy.
The next day, sure enough, Li Tai looked at anyone with his eyes, and he seemed to want to see anyone go up and take a bite. He said that he hadn't seen any meat for half a month. He had been clearing vegetarian dishes and porridge all day long, and even when he saw raw meat, his mouth couldn't control his saliva.
"Ah! I can't stand it! Butler, bring some mutton to the prince, I want to eat meat!"
With Li Tai roaring, the tiger started eating. After insisting on the weight loss plan for half a month, she announced bankruptcy. Princess Wei looked at him worriedly, with a look of distress on her face. However, she secretly asked someone to go out to notify Wei Chi that her prince was eating meat.
When the servant came to report, Wei Chi was burying his head to write a letter from home. Xiao Ming ran out of breath and said, "Sir, the princess told me that the prince got angry and asked the housekeeper to carry a roasted lamb and eat meat."
"Well, I got it. You go down first and wait outside the door."
Wei Chi's face was calm and he didn't even twitch his eyelids. Xiao Ming was stunned and went down with confusion. After Xiao Ming went down, Wei Chi calmly sealed the written letter and asked Xia Sheng to take it out and ask the post station to send it back to the capital.
Xia Sheng took the letter from home, his face full of strangeness, because when Wei Chi was writing the letter, he was watching from the side, watching his master scratching his ears and faced with a sad face and sat down for an hour to write this letter from home, with only two sentences throughout the article - Madam, I miss you! Daughter, son, dad miss you!
After hesitating for a moment, Xia Sheng, in his duty as a loyal servant, felt that he should remind his master, so Xia Sheng said, "Master, do you really need to bring this letter back?"
Wei Chi said with a bitter face: "You can't take it without taking it! When we came, the lady said that she would write a letter from home in three days, otherwise she would not come in when she returned home. Do you want to sleep in the capital when you go home?"
"But...but you can't just write so short, Master? What if the lady is unhappy after reading it..."
Xia Sheng's implied meaning was self-evident. Wei Chi sighed deeply. This woman was really hard to serve. Based on her husband and father, Wei Chi wrote a letter back as soon as she arrived, reporting the interesting things she encountered on the road after she arrived, and reported to her superiors in full. As a result, the reply from his beautiful sister and leader was only a simple sentence - do you have nothing to write except work?
Well, Wei Chi is based on the great policy of knowing his mistakes and making the difference by the leader's intention of beating people. He will not write about his work anymore. Instead, he will report his views on Yongzhou City, compare it with the capital Chang'an, and focus on explaining the importance of balanced regional development and the obvious gaps in the unbalanced economic development of the Tang Dynasty.
After the letter was delivered, the reply from his beautiful sister became even simpler. On the entire letter paper, six black dots were drawn with a brush. At first, Wei Chi had not understood it. When writing the third letter from home, he discussed the weight loss methods with Xie Jiu and the results of the experiments on Li Tai, and weakly asked for a look at what the six black dots mean.
The reply from the Taizu Lord arrived soon, but he still adhered to the concise style or had only one sentence - how to write an ellipsis if you don't know how to write it?
Wei Chi wrote a letter back and asked why he only gave six little reply letters. The reply from Taizu was even simpler, and the whole article was only three words - I thought about it myself!
Wei Chi thought about it all night, sat for an hour, and wrote the fifth letter of the family with only one sentence. I wonder if he would be satisfied with his beautiful sister after he also learned the simple but not simple style of the Taizu Adult, what a beautiful thing he would be satisfied with. The couple's style is a unified style.
After writing the letter from home and sending someone away, Wei Chi took the big tiger and two tigers, asked Xiao Ming to lead the way and watch Li Tai go. On the way, Wei Chi ordered: "After a while, don't let anyone in after I go in! Remember!"
"Yes, Master, don't worry, as long as we brothers are here, we will never let anyone in."
Wei Chi nodded with satisfaction.
When I arrived at Li Tai, I was still eating and drinking with great enthusiasm. Fortunately, I was given by his strict etiquette since childhood. Although my eating habits were exaggerated, I was not as scary as I was so disgusting that I thought.
Wei Chi has always been thinking about how to control the proud people! Based on many things that have been seen in modern times, Wei Chi decided to be tough. He is more proud than him, and he is more arrogant than him. In short, he is overwhelming from all aspects! He will never give him a chance to turn over, so this time, Wei Chi came with a ruler.
After entering, Wei Chi looked at Li Tai who was eating very calmly, and did not stop him, but just looked at him calmly. Li Tai was stunned for a moment, paused for a moment, and saw that Wei Chi had no reaction, he curled his lips and continued to eat.
Wei Chi asked Dahu in a low voice: "Dahu, you said, Master, can I beat the King of Wei?"
Dahu thought about it seriously and said honestly: "It's a bit dangerous! Prince Wei has been getting a lot of physical strength and arm strength recently."
Wei Chi smiled with a master's style: "Don't worry! There is an orange alarm sign behind us. We can support us! The wife can beat seven of them at one time. I think it's not a problem for me to deal with one. You guys go out first. If you hear me shouting for help later, remember to come in quickly."
"Yes, Master."
The two big tigers looked at each other strangely, and went out loyally, standing on both sides of the door like a door god. Wei Chi took a deep breath, saluted the Princess Wei, and said, "Please take the princess out with her, too. I want to talk to Hui Bao alone."
"So, Mr.
Princess Wei took the people down. Li Tai glanced at Wei Chi carefully and said, "I don't want to lose weight anymore! It's useless to say anything. If you force me again, I will go to my father and mother to sue you! I have never suffered such grievances since I was a child. I think I am the King of Wei and can't even eat meat. After half a month, I'm... Ah! Wei Chi, you dare to hit me!"
"How many times have I told you that it wasn't me who beat you, but this ruler that won't commit crimes when hitting someone!"
Wei Chi said hypocritically, but he thrust his hands hard, and he was trying to hit the point where it hurts but could not get out of the internal injury.
"This time, it was a fight for your father. For the Son of Man, parents are still worried when they become adults, so it should be beaten!"
"This time, I'm fighting for the Queen, the same reason as above!"
"This time, I was beaten for Prince Chengqian! As a younger brother, I don't respect my brother, so I should beat him!"
"This time I was beaten for the Princess Wei. As a husband, I don't care about my wife. If you marry such a troublesome guy like you, you will not be able to do anything except cause trouble!"
"This time I'm fighting for Prince Wei! I'm probably because I'm not burning the fragrance in my previous life!"
"This time I was fighting for my family, which made you disobedient. I said I would stick to the end. You dare to eat meat!"
"This time... I'm still fighting for my family, so I won't tell you why! In short, I don't think you're happy!"
"This is a chicken from our family!"
"This is a fight for our dog!"
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Wei Chi slapped Leng Zi and kicked Li Tai on the butt, used all his strength to knock him to the ground, sat on his butt, took the ruler, and sucked Li Tai's butt. The disobedient guy could only be spanked.
"What does your chickens and dogs have to do with me? Why do you use this reason to hit me?"
Li Tai was beaten so hard that he cried loudly, feeling aggrieved. He grew up so big that no one dared to treat him like this except Wei Chi, who was holding chicken feathers as a command arrow!
Chapter completed!