Chapter 994. Zhang Yuanmin wets his crotch(1/2)
Zhang Yuanmin himself said that he had experience being chased by bears.
Zhao Jun also had a lot of this experience, but Li Baoyu did not.
When the black bear roared and chased Li Baoyu, Li Baoyu was caught off guard and couldn't help but panic.
Li Baoyu couldn't understand. Zhang Yuanmin had clearly arranged everything well, so why did something go wrong again?
"Brother!" Li Baoyu shouted loudly and ran towards Xing San's shack with all his strength.
Judging from Zhang Yuanmin's head and Li Ruhai's mouth, it is clear that the Four Wonders of Yong'an are not in vain.
When Li Baoyu accelerated with all his strength, he actually briefly opened the distance between himself and the black bear.
"Huh?" Zhang Yuanmin, who was still circling the snowdrift, heard Li Baoyu shouting and thought that Li Baoyu had already got the gun, so when he came around from behind the snowdrift, he went straight to the back of the cook's shack.
He picked up the big ax and ran forward, but Zhang Yuanmin was stunned. But seeing that the black bear failed to catch up with Li Baoyu, Zhang Yuanmin felt relieved. He held the big ax in front of his chest and chased after the black bear.
Li Baoyu ran to the door of the shack, pushed the door open, then twisted his body and entered the house.
At this time, Li Baoyu heard a bear roar, and the running black bear jumped up in the air.
A tiger can reach twenty or thirty meters with one leap, while a black bear can reach no more than five meters with one leap.
This black bear was not even five meters long, but only about three meters long. When it landed, it saw that the shack door had been closed by Li Baoyu, and it trotted to the door.
Xing San's gun was always hung on the back of the door.
As soon as Li Baoyu entered the shack, he took off the shotgun and the bullet bag.
At this time, the black bear had already run to the shack. But this time it did not choose to break the door violently. Instead, it curiously stretched out a bear paw and poked at the crack of the door twice.
Inside the door, Li Baoyu gritted his teeth and leaned against the shack door, holding on with all his strength. At the same time, he raised his gun and loaded the bullet into the chamber.
Since it was inconvenient to hold the bullet bag, Li Baoyu took out two more bullets and held them in his hand.
After doing all this, Li Baoyu didn't wait for Black Bear to break through the door. He didn't know what Black Bear was doing outside, but Zhang Yuanmin could see clearly.
Zhang Yuanmin was frightened when he saw the black bear chasing Li Baoyu to the shack.
He knew that if the black bear broke through, there would be absolutely no way for Li Baoyu to resist it alone.
The black bear rushed into the shack, and there was no safe distance between him and Li Baoyu. If Li Baoyu could not kill the black bear with one shot, his life would be in danger.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin's eyes turned red, he gritted his teeth and chased the black bear like crazy.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Yuanmin saw the black bear in front of the shack, trying to open the door like a human.
Zhang Yuanmin slowed down his steps, turned his body slightly to one side, and took two quick steps from the clearing snow in front of the shack to the sledge path for transporting lumber.
Yes, there is also a sledge path in Lengchang. The sledge path is clear of snow for oxen and horses to hitch.
The sledge path often passes logs, which have long been compacted and smoothed. In front of the shack, the snow has been cleared for people to walk on.
When Zhang Yuanmin walked from the land to the sledge path, he twisted his body slightly, turned sideways, kicked forward and kicked back, and slid directly on the sledge path for a distance.
In the Northeast, this is called slipping.
When people make a certain decision, they either have an idea or are temporarily stupid. Zhang Yuanmin, who just took the black bear around the snowdrift, was indeed tired from running. It really saves time and effort to slide, and he doesn't even make a sound.
sound.
But there is a problem: if it slides on its own without any external force to push it, it will stop due to friction.
If you want to continue sliding, you have to run a few steps again before you can slide again.
When Zhang Yuanmin felt that his speed had slowed down, he took two steps forward with his big ax in hand, and then continued to move forward.
At this time, Xie Zhong had come out of the shack with a small hand ax. He was still worried and could not let Li Baoyu and Zhang Yuanmin take risks while he stayed in the shack.
But when he came out, Xie Zhong only looked over there and was confused.
What a strange scene. I saw the black bear holding the door open in front of the shack, while Zhang Yuanmin was sneaking towards the black bear on the sledge path.
At this time, in Lengchang, the sounds of cows and horses could be heard one after another. Jie Zhong turned around, jumped to the front of the Xitaohu shack in a few steps, kicked the door hard with his foot, and shouted: "Come out, get your hands on something,
Everyone come out!"
Then, Xie Zhong went to the hut in the east to call for help.
At this moment, the black bear became agitated and began to push the door with its paw.
Even if it didn't pounce, the force of the bear's paw was enough to bear on Li Baoyu. He leaned his back against the shack door, kicked his feet firmly on the ground, and gritted his teeth to hold the door open.
"Hang..." The black bear roared, as if it was about to break through the door.
Suddenly, there was a muffled sound. Black Bear turned his head and saw Zhang Yuanmin lying on the ground.
"Hang on!" The black bear twisted around and rushed towards Zhang Yuanmin. Zhang Yuanmin, who had slipped, got up in a hurry. Seeing that the black bear was only about ten meters away from him, Zhang Yuanmin shouted: "Baoyu! Hit it!"
After saying that, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and ran away.
In times of crisis, Zhang Yuanmin was really experienced. After running a few steps, he quickly turned and ran straight to Xing San's shack.
Zhang Yuanmin remembered that there was also a snowdrift there. As long as he rushed there in time and ran around the snowdrift, he would be able to escape.
At this time, the black bear suddenly jumped up and caught up with Zhang Yuanmin in an instant. With a wave of its paw, the bear grabbed Zhang Yuanmin.
The moment he felt the fishy smell and bad wind, Zhang Yuanmin twisted his body and swept out the ax in his hand.
He learned this move from Zhao Jun, and had also used it when being chased by a bear. However, whether it was Zhao Jun or Zhang Yuanmin before them, they all used large mirror-faced axes produced in Dandong, and the shape was more like the one used by Li Kui.
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The wood-splitting ax that Zhang Yuanmin is holding now has a long shaft, which is more similar to Xu Huang's weapon in "Three Kingdoms".
This ax is modified from an eight-pound sledgehammer. It relies not on sharpness to chop wood, but more on gravity. Swinging out the ax is full of power.
At this critical moment, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and used the axe. At the same time, Zhang Yuanmin let go and abandoned the axe.
He knew that he only had the power of one blow, and even if he ran away, he could no longer carry the axe.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! When the ax was released, the black bear opened its arms, and the flying ax head directly hit the black bear's waist.
"Ouch..." Even though it was a black bear, it was extremely painful to eat this axe. It paused for a moment, and Zhang Yuanmin escaped and ran around the snowdrift.
At this time, Xie Zhong came over with a large group of people.
In the past, these tenants did not dare to come out because there was no leader. Now, with a high-level shout, coupled with Xie Zhong's prestige among his fellow villagers, the tenants in the two shacks came out with whatever they could.
Knives, axes, sticks, sticks, and whips for driving sledges. In addition, more people carry small basins for eating and small helmets. These things have no offensive power, but they can be knocked.
"Dang Dang Dang..."
When the sound of pot knocking and helmet knocking came together, the black bear was stunned. When Zhang Yuanmin heard the sound, he thought that reinforcements had arrived, so he immediately ran forward with the black bear.
Zhang Yuanmin and Heixiong came out from the shack one after another. At this time, on their left was a large group of people led by Jie Zhong, and on the right in front of the Lengchang gate was Li Baoyu, who was holding a gun.
When the black bear jumped out, it was only seven or eight meters away from Li Baoyu. Li Baoyu took aim with his gun, but did not dare to shoot.
Opposite is No. 50 or 60. Shooting at this time can easily injure someone.
Li Baoyu had not been with Zhao Jun for a year in vain. He made a decisive decision and raised his gun in the air to fight.
"Bang!"
As soon as the shot was fired, Li Baoyu turned around and ran outside the main gate of Lengchang, holding out his gun and changing bullets as he ran.
The black bear heard the gunfire and gave a strange cry, then turned around and chased Li Baoyu.
"Baoyu!" Zhang Yuanmin, who heard the gunshot, looked back and knew what happened, shouted and chased after the black bear.
"Follow me!" Xie Zhong roared angrily, leading the tenants to rush out.
At this time, Li Baoyu was running fast on the mountain road. He had parked the car at the other end, which was not going to Linban. He was not walking on the sledge, so there was snow on the ground, so Li Baoyu could not slip while running.
He had loaded his gun, but he didn't know where the black bear was chasing him, so he didn't dare to stop.
At this time, the black bear chasing Li Baoyu smelled the smell of tiger claws with its keen sense of smell.
The black bear paused. It turned back and looked in front of the Lenchang. A large group of people came out of the Lenchang. The black bear quickly rushed towards the south hillside.
The hillside was steep, there was no road, and there was thick snow on it, but the black bear ignored it and forced its way up the mountain.
"Stop chasing! Stop chasing!" When Zhang Yuanmin saw Li Baoyu running away and the black bear moving away from the mountain, he hurriedly stopped the chasing people.
Hearing Zhang Yuanmin's shouts, Xie Zhong also reacted and hurriedly shouted at the tenants. At this time, Li Baoyu didn't even know that the black bear had changed its route to escape, and he was still running in front of the car.
Because the black bear had not gone too far, Zhang Yuanmin and the others did not dare to call Li Baoyu.
Zhang Yuanmin breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand to wipe the melted snow on his face, and pretended to be calm and said to Xie Zhong: "Brother Xie, don't chase the poor bear, until I can devise a clever plan to kill it."
"Okay, brother!" Xie Zhong grabbed Zhang Yuanmin and said excitedly: "Let it go as long as it goes, we won't poke it! Just now I saw that black blind man chasing you, I was scared to death!"
"Ha!" Zhang Yuanmin smiled faintly, waved his hand and said: "Brother, I took a look, that black and blind man is not big, he will carry three hundred kilograms."
"We won't hit you no matter how many kilograms!" Xie Zhong tried to persuade him, but Zhang Yuanmin said, "A blind bear that doesn't weigh more than three hundred kilograms has no right to hurt me!"
Jie Zhong was stunned when he heard this. At this time, a fellow countryman named Qian Shengli smiled and patted Zhang Yuanmin's arm. Then he pointed at Zhang Yuanmin's crotch and said with a smile: "Old Zhang, don't talk nonsense. You are so special."
It makes me wet my pants!"
"Huh?" Zhang Yuanmin was stunned and looked down at his crotch.
For a moment, everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhang Yuanmin's crotch, followed by laughter.
To be continued...