Chapter 57: Borrowing the Belly
Yu Xiaoxue and Zhao Qian were both crying, including my stomach, and I felt very sad. I felt like I was almost out of reach. I drank a bowl of talisman water, and now I was shaving it uncomfortable. [Ran^Wen^Book Library]
I almost crawled out and opened the door. Seeing that the table was full of vegetables and stewed black chicken soup, I took out an empty bowl and ate it randomly without thinking.
When Zhang Xiaofei kicked open the door and broke in, I was like a farmer who had just returned from work, squatting on the sofa in disheveled clothes, holding chicken legs in my hand and gnawing greedily.
People are iron and rice and steel. I have to eat enough to do other things, right? I ignored them and decided to eat a few bites first.
"Fraud...fake the zombie..." Yu Xiaoxue fainted directly.
"What a fraud... a corpse?" Zhao Qian rushed up, and saw me squatting on the sofa, her eyes blurred, and she fell to the ground.
"I said you need to bully me Zhang Xiaofei like this? Do you think I am a scumbag with less than five combat power? I'm still eating and cheating on me! Ah? Didn't you do a double act well? I'm going to use a trick!" Zhang Xiaofei waved his fist in a furious manner, not realizing that I was not like a dead person at all! Isn't this obviously lying to him? It's really like that.
"I said Zhang Xiaofei, I think your brain is really less than ten. Do you know that you are rushing into a private house? If you want to talk, sit down and finish eating with me and then have a good talk. If you don't want to talk, I will immediately let you get out of here!" I was a little angry. I just turned back and was shaking, and I couldn't even climb out at the door. I was chewing chicken legs to restore my strength. What are you going to do?
But to be honest, I just waited for him to break in.
"Damn it! My brother is already like that! You still have the time to eat..."
"Hey? Team Huo? Zhang Xiaofei from the Zhang family broke into a private house. You see, it made Zhao Qian and my little sister faint. Oh? Yes, it was him who made me faint, just Longyuan Community. So, I will call an ambulance for me." After I said that, I hung up the phone and continued to eat.
Zhang Xiaofei was directly petrified on the spot.
"I'll eat! Isn't it okay to eat?" Zhang Xiaofei was so scared that his face turned green. Why didn't this guy play cards according to the rules? Didn't he say that Xuanmen's affairs were done?
"Isn't that all right?" I picked up the phone. I didn't dial the phone at all. Now I pretended to dial it again: "Hey, Team Huo? That was a misunderstanding just now, yes, it's a problem."
Zhang Xiaofei then breathed a sigh of relief and walked over with a dejected head.
I felt that I had eaten almost the same food, so I went to check out how Zhao Qian and Yu Xiaoxue were doing.
Except for Yu Xiaoxue who really fainted, Zhao Qian was just a little anemia. I pinched the servants and Zhao Qian woke up.
"Brother Tian! You..." Zhao Qian sobbed at me and reached out to touch my face. I was anxious just now, and the soup was covered with oil.
But when Zhao Qian touched her, she felt warm. Although she was so greasy, she was considerate.
"How about it, are you alive?" I smiled and looked at her hands full of oil, so I handed her chicken legs: "Come on, you can eat one too."
"Well..." Zhao Qian couldn't stop crying, and finally hugged me and didn't want to let go. She seemed to not want to lose me. It was not easy for a lady from a family to look dirty now.
Zhao Qian took a shower when she came back today, and her whole body was filled with a faint fragrance. The stimulation on her chest pressed against me, giving me a feeling of endless happiness.
When my heart began to beat wildly, the cold wind blew behind me. Zhao Qian was stunned, as if she had noticed something, pushed me away, touched my face again, and she was stunned.
At this moment, I smiled happily. My wife and sister were still there. I became more and more energetic and she came back. Although I don’t know why she didn’t appear when she was in the underworld, there must be her reason. After all, every time I appear, my qi and blood will drop wildly. If I do it again, I guess I have to run to the underworld again.
Life is gone, and it is a miracle to be able to live now. I think I have to go find Mr. Hai. Maybe he knows something and some solutions.
"I'll carry Yu Xiaoxue to the bed first. She will probably be fine after sleeping for a while." I took Yu Xiaoxue back to the study room and turned around and came out.
Zhang Xiaofei didn't care about the group of relatives outside, but he tasted it himself.
This meal is a product of the collaboration between Zhao Qian and Yu Xiaoxue. It tastes pretty good. I dare not say Yu Xiaoxue, but Zhao Qian's cooking skills should still be OK.
"Tell me quickly, what's wrong with your brother?" I frowned. I threw a stone before and knocked down a Raven stick that they used to rob the tomb to defend the field. I broke their formation. After all, it was my reason.
"My brother? I told you that you must solve the problem for me. My brother is outside now." I looked outside. A man who was not much older than him was standing outside, while a group of relatives followed him to the villa.
"Isn't this a problem for your brother? Let's leave your brother first and let your relatives go back first. They are all around you. What should you do if you let me do it?" I saw that all the aunts and eighth aunts came. I felt that this was like a swearing on the street. Isn't the Zhang family a little brainless, right?
"Oh, that's right." Zhang Xiaofei suddenly realized and ran out and talked to a group of relatives. Not to mention that others were not very smart, those relatives actually listened to him, got into a car and went back in a van.
"My brother is Zhang Dafei. Can he come in?" Zhang Xiaofei asked, afraid that I will call the police again.
"Let him come in." I think this Zhang Xiaofei is quite strange, but those who dare to rob tombs are not brave and powerful, but they must be stubborn.
Zhang Xiaofei dragged his brother in happily.
I saw that Zhang Dafei seemed to have nothing to do, and he looked and had no energy and energy. He just didn't like to talk. I think it was because he had seduced his soul that night.
"What's going on? Is there anything unusual?" I asked.
"My brother...ah, it's embarrassing to say it. My brother seems to be pregnant..." Zhang Xiaofei said, then looked into his brother's belly.
"Ah?" I was a little surprised. This man can also conceive? Isn't this a ulterior motive or something?
"Yes, there are doctors in our relatives. When we robbed the tomb yesterday, you broke our Leiwen array. As a result, my brother was scared of the things in the tomb. Although we had left some help for this and escaped with a backup method, when we came back to check my uncle as usual, my uncle said that his pulse was like a bead, which was a sign of being pregnant."
Zhang Xiaofei's face was a little pale and said, "My brother is still a boy! I heard that he was pregnant, so he was completely stupid! He was still stuttering at first, but now, he might as well stop talking. What do you think of it?"
Zhao Qian was next to her, and she thought she was joking, but she almost couldn't help laughing, but after hearing this, her face turned green. The matter of conceiving a child is not a joke. If a man is pregnant, it would be a bad thing.
"I think it might be a tyrant. Have you ever asked the master to see it? Have you gone to the hospital for a checkup?" I looked up and down at Dafei, and his expression became a little solemn.
"I said, brother, you're too damn about our Zhang family. There are only a few of us here. I'm not afraid to say that our Zhang family has been robbing tombs for so many years. Not to mention ghosts, even one or two ghosts who have been walking corpses. If you can survive, it's definitely not a good person, right? We haven't seen it? And we secretly took my brother to take an electronic computer tomography scan, and even ct, and found the fetus in the belly. After you say that, what's wrong?" Zhang Xiaofei looked at me with some displeasure.
I think so. Zhang Dafei was very angry when he heard about his words last night, and he was careless. Why do he look like a little woman now? He doesn't even say anything.
"What can I do? There are demons who subdue demons and ghosts who eliminate ghosts. Could it be that I would marry your brother and give birth to the child as my own?" I laughed in anger.
When Zhao Qian heard this, she couldn't help but run to the bathroom and laughed.
The blue veins on Zhang Xiaofei's forehead were all popping up. I didn't care about him. After touching the soul urn, he called Song Wanyi out: "Wanyi, show him what's going on? Can I have a caesarean section?"
As soon as Song Wanyi came out, the blue veins on Zhang Xiaofei's head disappeared immediately, and instead she was covered in sweat: My father, why do you think this is not a ghost?
Zhang Dafei was also frightened. He couldn't see any ghosts if he didn't do anything, but his brother could see that. His brother had Yin and Yang eyes and was the inner successor of the next generation of the Zhang family. Seeing his brother's expression and the name I suddenly called out, he didn't know the situation.
Song Wanyi walked over, looked up and down at Zhang Dafei, then looked at his stomach, then walked over, and wrote on the table with soup: "Borrowing a caesarean ghost, disaster comes from the mouth."
"Well, this means that this is indeed a ghost baby, and then he crawled out of his mouth when he was born, right?" I looked at the ancient text and explained casually.
Song Wanyi looked very happy and looked coquettish, as if she said I was very smart.
When I saw Song Wanyi's excitement, I felt that this statement must be wrong. I guess it was because I opened my mouth but didn't accumulate virtue and said something bad. So the one from Lianchengshan was going to kill their family. It was just the first step to be pregnant with a child.
"What? Will this ghost crawl out of his mouth? Oh my mom, brother! You can't solve this problem!" Zhang Xiaofei stopped hearing this. He knew he was a ghost baby, so why can't he be born?
"Do you have any other way? This child cannot be kept, he must be killed." I said.
Song Wanyi wrote a few more words: "There are a large and small connection, and if you move, you will die."
"I can only be born? Then what do I want you to come out?" I was a little unhappy. Could this Song Wanyi be a entertainment for me, right?
Song Wanyi smiled and wrote: "Eliminate the big ghost first, then get rid of the little ghost."
"Okay, since that's the case, the ghost in Lianchengshan must be removed. Your brother went to steal someone's tomb. I guess the one who was still scolding the grave would be angry. Keep the child in his stomach for the first time. But I have a responsibility for this matter. I will have something to do when I go to Zhaojiazhuang later. If you take your master to the evening, I will use you to eliminate demons and demons. When the big ones go, the small ones will not be difficult." I said directly, and then looked at Song Wanyi.
Song Wanyi was joking and looking like a well-behaved woman, very innocent.
When Zhang Xiaofei heard this, he didn't understand that I actually knew everything, so he lowered his head and said, "Brother, you are a master and you can't hide anything from you."
Chapter completed!