Chapter 8892 release
In this way, some smart people went to do their own thing.
However, I am still a bit blind and arrogant, I can't control my own feet, I think I won't disturb anyone if I go to see the excitement, and I am really bored and empty right now.
The work in the fields hadn't started yet, and the New Year greetings to relatives and friends were almost done. They were bored at home and came out to have fun, so some people still went to the ancestral hall.
At the door of the ancestral hall, Yang Huamei took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole tremblingly.
At the same time, he was still calling Xiao Hei's name, imagining the scene inside.
The picture in her imagination was that Xiao Hei was kneeling in front of the innermost ancestral tablet, confessing to his ancestors and admitting his mistakes.
He looked very embarrassed and haggard, with unkempt hair and an unkempt beard. He had not taken a shower, washed his face or rinsed his mouth for five days. He must have looked as miserable as a roadside beggar.
When he heard her voice, he would definitely turn his head in surprise, then rush over to her, kneel down to her, kowtow, call her mother, and say: Mother, my son has been thinking about his mistakes for the past few days, and he has really realized his mistake.
.I will change my mind and be a good person in the future!
Then, what should she say?
A few more words of reprimand?
No, no, no, I don't want to reprimand him anymore, because he himself has completely realized his mistake.
Moreover, he has been locked up in this hellish place for the past five days and has suffered enough. Then she will definitely touch his head and warn him: He can correct his mistakes and he is still a good son of his mother. Let’s go home with his mother!
Thinking of the next scene of a loving mother and a filial son, Yang Huamei's hand became excited when she opened the door.
Even though Yang Huamei knew that there were still some good-hearted villagers following behind him to watch the fun, Yang Huamei didn't even bother to chase them away.
No matter how many people come, it would be a good thing to have a few more spectators at such a beautiful scene, and then use their mouths to spread the news about Xiao Hei's improvement.
At least, it's more credible than her going around saying it herself.
If she speaks for herself, others will say that she is trying to put money on her face.
Let these witnesses speak, and no one will doubt it.
With such excitement, Yang Huamei finally opened the door of the ancestral hall and pushed it inside...
At the same time, he also brewed some emotions, and called out a voice full of affection with a vibrato at the end: "Xiao Hei, my son~"
As the door of the ancestral hall creaked open, a stinky smell came out.
This made Yang Huamei feel that what she pushed open was not the door of the ancestral hall, but the door of the toilet.
The toilet was very smelly because of the small space, but the ancestral hall is so big and there is a patio in the middle, which can let in the wind, sunlight, rain and dew.
Logically speaking, this place is very ventilated and shouldn't be smelly, but this feels like walking into a big pit where a hundred people squat together!
"Oh, Yang Huamei, didn't you bring a toilet to your house? This is an ancestral hall, and the ancestors of various surnames are enshrined in it. Your son has defiled the ancestors like this!"
The spectators who came behind us couldn't bear it, and they all pinched their noses and their faces were deformed.
Yang Huamei glared at the speaker in shame and said, "Who said my family didn't bring a toilet? Not only did my family bring one, but they also brought two, one for pooping and one for peeing. If you don't know, don't push me!"
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Yang Huamei held the villagers who questioned her in her hands and scolded them severely. After scolding them, she quickly opened the door and rushed into the ancestral hall.
Although he was still shouting "Xiao Hei", he was obviously a little anxious, and the previous full and complex emotions had subsided.
No one paid any attention to her.
There was no one kneeling on the ground under the innermost spiritual tablet in the ancestral hall.
There was no one around the patio.
Yang Huamei's sight is like a camera, this time it is far away and then close.
When the distance got closer, she saw a person wrapped in a pile of hay and quilts in the corner to the left of the door.
"Xiao Hei?"
Yang Huamei called over there and rushed over quickly.
She was very worried now. There was such a loud noise here, why didn't Xiao Hei react at all?
Could it be that he is sick?
Yang Huamei rushed to Xiao Hei, pulled away the quilt, and exposed Xiao Hei's head.
At the same time, a foul smell hit my nose.
To be honest, even though he was his own son and had been pooped and peed since he was a child, the stinky smell that came out was just too overwhelming.
So much so that Yang Huamei, the mother, was a little overwhelmed!
"Why is this kid so unresponsive? Could he be sick?"
"It's very possible, or maybe he froze to death..."
The villagers who followed were murmuring behind their backs.
When Yang Huamei heard this, she was so frightened that she pushed Xiao Hei and shouted his name louder in Xiao Hei's ear.
She reached out and touched Xiao Hei's forehead.
Okay, okay, my forehead is still warm.
Suddenly, Xiao Hei, who had been unresponsive, grabbed Yang Huamei's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and took a bite.
Yang Huamei screamed in pain and retracted her hand as if she was electrocuted.
But I saw a circle of clear ear teeth marks left on the back of my hand, and there were even blood beads oozing from under some of the teeth marks!
pain!
It hurts so much!
At this time, Xiao Hei also murmured in his sleep: "Chicken feet, hey, big chicken feet are easy to chew..."
The people behind him burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, this kid is chewing on big chicken feet in his dreams, he is really a foodie!"
"Besides eating, this kid has nothing else in his head..."
Yang Huamei turned her head and glared at the person who spoke, then turned her head and used it to wake up Xiao Hei.
"Xiao Hei, don't sleep, get up and go home with your mother!"
Xiao Hei rubbed his eyes, stretched out in bed, yawned loudly, and let out a bad breath.
The smoke made Yang Huamei cover her nose again and take a few steps back.
I thought to myself, why does this guy have such a strong smell?
Xiao Hei sat up, his hair was disheveled, and his eyes were filled with eye mucus. He rubbed his eyes and asked Yang Huamei in front of him: "Mom, are you bringing me food today? What are you going to eat today?"
Yang Huamei frowned and slapped him on the arm, "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, I'm here to take you home!"
"Ah? Go home? Go home, go home and eat!"
Xiao Hei said in a daze, then opened the quilt and got ready to get dressed.
As soon as the quilt was lifted, Yang Huamei saw that Xiao Hei was naked!
He himself was in a daze, unaware of anything and couldn't care less.
But everyone else is awake, their eyes are of standard size, and they are not myopic at all.
Then the exclamations and strange laughter sounded again.
Yang Huamei panicked, and quickly pulled the quilt to cover Xiao Hei, and pushed him back into the quilt again.
"You stinky boy, why did you take off your underwear? Isn't it cold to sleep with your buttocks naked? You'll get sick if you get caught in the wind!" Yang Huamei angrily scolded Xiao Hei.
Chapter completed!