I feel even more timid when I am close to home, so I dare not ask the person I come.

After Yu Zhigan got off the bus, he was a little afraid to take a step when he stood at the entrance of his community. He hadn't been home for a year and a half. Yu Zhigan even worried that his parents wouldn't recognize him. When he thought of his parents' expectations for him, Yu Zhigan couldn't help but feel sad. He didn't have Jackie Chan, but he became a funny man.

When I entered the community, I was still familiar with greening. I could occasionally see garbage, old people walking the dogs, and elderly security guards. Everything was not changed much when I left Yu Zhigan. I ignored my family's opposition and left my hometown and went to Africa. At that time, Yu Zhigan swears that I would not come back if I could not make a single person. Now it seems that Master Wang Jingze is right, it is really delicious.

In the familiar community, familiar people, the chicken fillet stall is still there, and there is still a fragrance. The dirty uncle kept shouting. After seeing Yu Zhi do it, he said hello.

The old man and the old lady who sell vegetables look pitiful. The goods they sell are more expensive than the supermarket at the door and are less than the ones they lack. They say they are grown in their own fields, but in fact they are from the neighborhood next door, and they are specialized in fooling honest people.

The door god at the gate was the same as before. Qin Shubao and Yuchi Gong seemed to be angry and ignored each other. The uncle on the first floor still had not posted the door god in the direction of the door god for so many years.

Standing at the door of the house, Yu Zhigan took a deep breath and knocked on the door gently. This feeling was very nervous. When he was discharged from the army, he was excited, but now he was like a wanderer working outside. When he returned home, he might encounter urging him to get married, and he might encounter various problems with aunts and aunts.

When the door opened, my father's face, which was already a little vicissitudes, looked a little older. After seeing Yu Zhifu, he held his glasses hard and shouted into the room: "Fuck, I'm back from having a big fuck!" After that, he looked at Yu Zhifu again: "Don't be stunned, come in!"

Yu Zhi nodded and dragged his luggage in. Yu Zhigan's mother walked out of the house. She was very excited. After seeing Yu Zhigan's sex, she immediately became angry. She took out her broom and called her: "You bastard, you know you're back. You've left for a year and a half. You don't have this family in your eyes, and do you have me, my mother!"

"Mom, I'm back. I'm pretty good in Africa. I'm back now. Alas, hey, mom, put the broom down and stop hitting me. I'm so old, don't hit me!"

Yu Zhigan hid and shouted, "I haven't seen him for a year and a half, but my mother's temper is still so irritable. She uses a broom to educate Yu Zhigan without saying a word. It's exactly the same as when she was a child. As long as she makes a mistake, she will beat her up to the head and face it.

"If you don't hit you, you won't have a memory. Ah, I won't go home, I will let you go to Africa!" After hitting you twice, I felt that you might be tired, so I threw the broom aside and took a deep breath: "Okay, okay, just come back. Don't go to Africa after you come back. Find a job in China. I will introduce you to a partner tomorrow, the daughter of Lao Ma's family. After the army has been transferred, look at others, in the Public Security Bureau, look at you, go to Africa, and you are going to be an old black slave!"

"Mom, I've said that I started a company in Africa. I've made money this year. I brought you a lot of things back. Look, big crabs and big lobsters!"

"Okay, okay, you think your mother has never seen the world. Things like Africa are not worth it. Okay, that's it. After the New Year, you'll be at home and ask your dad to find you a job and stay at home!"

Although my mother had just finished beating Yu Zhi, she instantly became a kind mother, as if the person who beat Yu Zhi with a broom and broke two cups was not her.

Yu Zhigan looked at his father with helpless eyes. His father gave him a helpless look and signaled him to take care of himself.

When I go home during the Chinese New Year, especially when the wanderer who has been out for a long time, I always have to face greetings from my aunts and aunts. There are always so many questions, how about my job, do I have a girlfriend? When will I get married? This kind of question seems to be the same as the unified action of relatives across the country. It is probably an unsolved mystery.

Watching the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve, Xiao Yueyue’s crosstalk was very embarrassed to see Yu Zhigan. Could it be that my funny point has increased after two years in Africa? Or is it that the level of the Spring Festival Gala plummeting and has reached the point of the Avenue of Stars?

On the third day of the Chinese New Year, Yu Zhigan was wearing a handsome suit, carefully took care of his beard, combed his hair, and then took the old man's car keys to go on a blind date. Yu Zhigan really didn't want to go on a blind date, but there was no way. He couldn't resist the bombing of his mother since 8 o'clock in the morning, and had to get up and go out.

In fact, Yu Zhigan is quite looking forward to this blind date. After all, there is a saying that only when you go on a blind date can you know what kind of thing you are in the eyes of the introducer. Yu Zhigan wants to know what kind of image he is in the eyes of his mother.

At Starbucks Cafe, Yu Zhigan was sitting opposite him, looking at the young lady wearing a police uniform, and coughed softly: "That policeman, I have not committed a crime!"

"Are you Yu Zhigan?" Ma Yueqin took out a photo, looked at it, and then asked. This action was exactly the same as when he captured the suspect and compared the photo.

"Comrade Police, I'm Yu Zhigan. I think you may have recognized the wrong person. I just returned to China and opened a company in Africa. I have never done anything illegal or illegal in China!"

The female police officer sat opposite Yu Zhi: "What do you mean you have done in Africa that violated the law?"

"No!"

"Oh, hello, Yu Zhigan, I'm Ma Yueqin, Aunt Yu asked me to come!"

Yu Zhigan understood after hearing this. His mother seemed to have mentioned that his blind date was a female soldier who had been retired and transferred to the army. She seemed to have gone to the public security bureau. Unexpectedly, this woman actually wore a police uniform and went out for a blind date.

He coughed softly: "That policeman, to be honest, we are a little unsuitable. I have no car, no house, no money, I have foreign debts, and I have to support four elderly people. So, after I go back, I tell my mother and say you don't like me, how about it?"
Chapter completed!