Chapter 254 The Lawless Duo (1)
"Is it possible to do this? If you pay a little attention, you can find the problem. The gaps and depths of the ruts are inconsistent," Gu Yunfei muttered.
Leng Feng wiped his sweat. He was sweating in the winter and was really tired: "Care will lead to chaos. I know this method is very clumsy. It is enough to deal with the idiot Li Shou."
Gu Yunfei laughed: "How do you know that this person is a fool? Can someone who can become the commander of a heavy artillery regiment be a fool?"
Leng Feng looked at Gu Yunfei with disdain: "Do you believe what you say? Let alone the local army, how many officers above the regiment level in the Central Army graduated from military academies? It would be good if they graduated from a martial arts hall
,Besides, even if Li Shou is the commander of the heavy artillery regiment, I'm afraid he doesn't know how to use the cannon. If you expect him to find problems, don't worry, he doesn't have the brains."
Gu Yunfei rolled his eyes and was too lazy to talk to Leng Feng. In Gu Yunfei's heart, he labeled Leng Feng as arrogant. Although he was also very arrogant, he just couldn't stand the arrogance of others, huh.
After everything was done and the sky was slightly bright, there was still no sign of Li Shou. How worried was this idiot! Leng Feng complained in his heart.
Gu Yunfei: "Is there anything to eat? We have been busy all night and we are hungry."
Leng Feng turned his head: "When I came, did you see what I had in my hand?"
Gu Yunfei: "Nothing"
"This is over"
"But I didn't see a telescope in your hand." Gu Yunfei raised his eyebrows.
Leng Feng: "Well, I... stuffed it into my arms."
Gu Yunfei sneered: "Tuck it into your arms? Are you pretending to be a woman? I have a big bulge on your chest, can I not see it? Think I'm blind, just your pocket? You don't even have a pen on it."
Sweat broke out on Leng Feng's head again: "It's okay, why are you staring at my breasts? What a shame?! I'm not good."
Gu Yunfei snorted: "Change the subject, put it wherever you like, but I'm just curious. No one has ever hidden something from my eyes. I'm Master's disciple, and I've been wondering just now."
Leng Feng couldn't explain, so he could only say: "I am still a top student in the German military academy. I have to let you know that I am a jerk."
Gu Yunfei: "Don't tell me, don't tell me, sooner or later I will know."
"Then we'll see, I guarantee you won't find it." After saying this, Leng Feng began to make plans in his mind. Next time there is something big that cannot be brushed, he will take it out. It will scare people to death, okay? There is a stare next to him.
The pervert…
The sky was completely bright, but this was the north. It was already almost eight o'clock at dawn. Li Shou still hadn't moved. Leng Feng's stomach rumbled unsatisfactorily. Gu Yunfei said disdainfully: "Are you hungry?"
Leng Feng said nothing, "Gulu" was Gu Yunfei this time.
Gu Yunfei: "..."
Evened out.
What Leng Feng and the others didn't expect was that Li Shou didn't think about this at all. He thought that Fat Tiger was really drunk and fell down, and stabbed himself to death with the chopsticks in his hand. Chopsticks can stab someone to death if they don't use their brains.
Fake, that is when the chopsticks are broken to expose the sharp part, or they are not broken, but the eyes, mouth, nostrils, neck and other unprotected and soft places are poked, not to mention the sternum through clothes.
, how stupid is Fat Tiger?
Waiting for the left and not coming, waiting for the right and not coming, Leng Feng couldn't help but ask: Did you kill Fat Tiger?
Gu Yunfei nodded: "Kill"
Leng Feng: "How to kill?"
Gu Yunfei took a breath: "Disguise it as an accident."
Leng Feng held his head: "Oh my god... I forgot to ask. I should have made other plans if I knew. Li Shou must be a loser. He just pretended to be a little bit and believed it."
Gu Yunfei sighed deeply: "You are right, Li Shou is a waste."
Then Gu Yunfei said: "What about now? These big guys can't be taken away, and Li Shou can't come."
Leng Feng looked at Gu Yunfei sadly: "Now you know how to ask me? Why didn't you tell me when you did it?"
Gu Yunfei: "The cannon hit the mosquitoes, and all my planning was in vain. I also deliberately left loopholes."
Leng Feng: "Even if you kill him with a gun, they may interpret it as a misfire and create loopholes..."
Gu Yunfei: "Then let's go eat!"
Leng Feng: "..." How did you develop such a brain circuit?!
Seeing Leng Feng dazed, Gu Yunfei said, "You just want to lure Li Shao here." He said while walking to the side.
Leng Feng: "Yes...what are you doing?! Stop it, you!!!"
"Boom!" A deafening sound came, which made Leng Feng's ears buzz. Gu Yunfei did not expect this. The shells and cannons were ready-made. Just shoot at any place? Just do it, pull it.
He opened the bolt, put in the shells, raised the muzzle, and then pulled the rope connecting the breech firing pin without covering his ears for protection. Thus, the previous scene happened. Moreover, Gu Yunfei seemed to have never been exposed to heavy artillery. He stood there
Very close, although the heavy artillery's hydraulic retractor retracted, the repositioned gun barrel pushed Gu Yunfei over.
Leng Feng covered his ears and cursed: "Wucao, you are so crazy! This is a heavy artillery! I am not afraid that one cannon will hit the village and half of the village will be leveled!"
Just this sound could be heard for hundreds of miles around, and the surrounding villages even felt the vibration. Fortunately, the shell fell into a hilltop with a very long eye. In addition to flattening a few trees, it also
Apart from killing a few birds, there were no additional casualties.
But Gu Yunfei's goal was achieved. Li Shou was not deaf. No matter how useless he was, he could still tell that it was the sound of heavy artillery fire, so he immediately rushed here with his people.
Leng Feng held his head. The buzzing feeling was still there. Gu Yunfei was not much better. One of his right ribs seemed to be broken.
Gu Yunfei said: "It's okay, my ribs are broken, I can't die, just follow the plan."
There is a black line on Leng Feng's head: "Plan? There is no such thing as Li Shuo's large team of people, my concussion, and your semi-crippled condition."
"Then what to do!" Gu Yunfei said.
Leng Feng: "Withdraw, oh, I'm dizzy."
Leng Feng and Geng Liang left this place, not daring to stay, because Leng Feng discovered through the map that Li Feng had brought a whole battalion of troops over to have fun, and it would only be considered a ghost if they had to fight. If they didn't retreat quickly, they really thought they were resisting the Japanese.
Where is the drama? Run!
Gu Yunfei couldn't help but ask: "Do you want to try it, just in case?"
Leng Feng laughed loudly: "Try it? There are hundreds of people all over the mountains and plains. Once the blockade is blocked, don't call me Gu Yunfei. It will be difficult to fly."
The two people stumbled all the way to the top of another hill. They climbed near the top of the hill and took a look. Sure enough, a huge group of people was coming.
Gu Yunfei let out a wow: "Are you happy to have so many people at once?"
Leng Feng: "I'm so happy" with a look of despair.
"Hey, this time, I'm afraid Li Shou's little plan has been exposed," Gu Yunfei said, Leng Feng black line: "Yes, he has been exposed, what about me? Where is my mission?"
So a strange team appeared. Leng Feng, who dared to blow up the Japanese headquarters, and Gu Yunfei, who casually fired off cannons to poke people. The lawless duo was formed... Well, it seems that this is not a good thing. Leng Feng thought
Complaints: "I'm not that kind of person... I'm very conservative! Oh my God, Geng Liang should be the one to take the blame for poking at Lou Zi."
Chapter completed!