"Mom, what are you saying? Who did I harm me!" Zou Yue'e seemed very angry, and her voice was a little trembling: "Xiao Jing helped me a lot. Can I thank him? Don't listen to the people who went back to gossip. I went out for social engagements, not for work. Besides, I have never done anything shameful. I, Zou Yue'e, have accompanied people to drink and eat with people, but have never sleep with people. Huh, forget it, I am too lazy to talk to you."

I judged from the direction of the sound that the mother and daughter should be near another wooden barrel.

After a while of noise, Zou Yue'e began to thrust Grandma Zou out and asked her to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

"Why are you anxious to buy vegetables? Go, wash your clothes first, and I will talk to you."

The footsteps sounded, and I felt that the mother and daughter were getting closer and closer to me. I quickly shortened my body and didn't dare to breathe.

"Yue'e, it's not that I don't believe you. You are not young anymore. It's time to find a man to get married, right?"

"I don't have a boyfriend."

"Hmph, I get angry when I mention him. I have been to Japan for seven or eight years. I haven't even seen him a few times. Tell me, what else can you two have with me after contacting me by phone for so many years? Can you find a partner in Beijing quickly? Don't worry me!"

"Don't worry, I'm responsible."

I was listening seriously, suddenly, my head sank a little, as if something had fallen on my head. I blinked suspiciously, rolled my eyelids and looked up. The first thing I came over was the smell of a woman. When I saw the object clearly, my breathing suddenly stopped and I almost coughed.

It was a bright red lace lace!

It lay lazily on top of my head, not seeing it clearly, but I can be sure that it was either the upper body of the underwear or the lower body of the underwear!

"Oh, mom, what are you throwing away!"

"If you ask you to wash, you won't change it if you don't move!"

"Then don't throw it into my bathtub! That's dirty water! I'll take clean water and wash it later!"

"You can do it. I have been around the city for a few years, but I don't know what my surname is. What's wrong with the bath water? Our family used to be so poor that I didn't use the bath water to wash your clothes for you? I just said that I'm rich now, so I can't mess around. Hey, why are you still standing? Well, if you don't wash me, I'll wash it! I'll wash it!"

"No, no, alas, I'll wash, can't I wash it?"

Huh, a light thing swayed and slowly flew to my left half of my face. I held my breath and raised my eyes. I was dizzy. It was stockings, a flesh-colored stocking. Half of my nose was covered by stockings, and a strange smell that oozed out made my heart jump wildly unconsciously.

I don't know whether to cry or laugh, but I feel quite complicated anyway.

"Don't throw it away when you say it! Give it all to me!"

"Well, you're the ones that have faded clothes. I'll wash those faded clothes."

"Oh, don't worry, okay? Go buy vegetables, I can wash myself."

"Why are there so much nonsense? Wash it off, let's see what I do?"

"I know, I know."

There was a sound of the plastic basin moving. It was probably that Grandma Zou had already washed her clothes not far away. In the bathtub, I slightly raised my head and saw Zou Yue'e's helpless expression. She looked back at her mother, lowered her eyes to see me who was laughing dryly, frowned, and used her index finger and thumb to twist the underwear on my head and stockings on my face into the water. Then, she dragged her arms, arched forward, and huh, seven or eight colorful things fell in one go.

I still know that if you don’t look at the words that are not polite, I hurriedly closed my eyes.

But that last glance was enough for me to see a lot of things clearly.

"Do you have any good conditions in your company? Don't hang yourself from a tree?"

"What are the conditions you mean?"

"Of course you have a car and a house. Humph, your sales manager sounds nice, but don't you still have to rent a house every month?"

I lost the intention of listening to the mother and daughter chatting, just because Zou Yue'e had already washed her clothes in the bath water on my chest. The fragrance of Diaopai washing clothes kept coming to her nose, and the chest was a little left, and a ball of objects rubbed against me up and down, which was itchy and slippery, and was probably washing stockings.

I am a normal physiological male, and under this condition, I naturally had some reactions.

Even though there was a layer of soap floating on the bathing water, I believe Zou Yue'e should have discovered it.

She covered her eyelids and quietly pulled down Aunt Zou's expression. She was staring at the water with her eyes slightly frowning.

Too embarrassing!

I was so ashamed and angry that I closed my eyes like a bell to cover my ears and pretended to be dead.

About fifteen minutes later, Grandma Zou finally said, "You're done with washing, just twist it and dry it. I'll go to the greenhouse to buy vegetables."

Squeak, the sound of opening and closing the door.

I breathed a sigh of relief, afraid of seeing something that shouldn't be seen, so I didn't open my eyes, "Aunt Zou, how are you?"

"You will be stubborn for a while and wait for me to wear my clothes."

"Okay, by the way, before I came in, my mother said she wanted to wash her hair. Well, if that's OK, can you try to get faster?"

"Um."

More than ten seconds later, a bang suddenly popped up in the room.

I thought Aunt Zou had bumped into it, so I asked, "What's wrong?"

"Give you shorts and socks, it's time to change to a new one. Well, why don't you lock the door when you take a shower?"

I opened my eyes suddenly in frightened. Zou Yue'e, who is closest to me, was squeezing the bra buttons behind her hands. She seemed to be frightened, and she bent down and motionless. The right end of the screen actually showed my mother's arm. She was closing the door with her backhand: "I told you that our family's future bath bucket is based on the door. Why are you still using the innermost one? Next time I have a better memory, it will be the bucket of Xiao Zou and Niang."

Me, I, my day!

Even someone with such a good temper couldn't help but curse something swearing!

It rained all night!

I racked my brains to condense the language, thinking about explaining it clearly to my mother in the shortest and quickest words.

I was still thinking, but my eyes suddenly turned black!

Plop!

The huge weight pressed against me, which made my blood roll and I almost fainted!

I opened my eyes dizzyly and saw a picture that I would never forget in my life.

Aunt Zou also jumped into the bucket.

MYGOD!!

"Hey, why is the room full of clothes?" My mother pushed down the screen and walked towards me: "It's still wet."

Zou Yue'e, who was squeezed into a bucket with me, made a booing gesture to me, and her mouth was full of alcohol spitting on my chest. She moved her body and tried her best to sink into the water to avoid my hair being seen by my mother. My heart was up and down, jumping, and my face was a little white.

I don’t know if the emergency measures taken by Aunt Zou were correct, but since she got into the water, I had no choice.

"Where are you talking about it! I'm mute?"

The wooden barrel made a creaking sound of wood due to the stress on both sides. I wiped the sweat on my forehead and smiled and said, "Oh, it was like that when I came in. Maybe Aunt Zou was washing clothes before." Seeing my mother getting closer and closer, I leaned forward, put her elbows horizontally on the edge of the wooden barrel, covering Zou Yue'e's head.

My mother glanced around, "Huh? Why do you have high heels?"

I kept calm: "Mom, you can wash your hair later. I haven't finished taking a shower yet."

My mother threw my underwear onto the pine box and said, "Then hurry up, go back to the house and call me."

Perhaps I remembered something, my mother who opened the door suddenly turned around and looked at my wooden barrel, and her expression changed. I followed her eyes and looked around. Oh my god, behind the shower barrel, there was actually a bra with Zou Yue'e!

I don't know what my mom is thinking about at this moment.

After a moment, my mother looked at me seriously: "I said that I was flirting with the ugly words in front of me. The person named Zou is a lot older than you. Don't make a bad idea of ​​her, otherwise you will smash your butt. Have you heard it?"

I'm wronged!

This is the yellow mud sticking to the crotch. It’s either shit or shit.

The wooden barrel was still creaking.

I was afraid that my mother would notice the weirdness, so I quickly said in a tone of swearing to the sky: "I really don't. Aunt Zou is your colleague. No matter how bastard I am, no matter how bad I am, no matter how bad I am, I can't be with Aunt Zou..."

Suddenly!

There was a loud crack!

The sound of water whistles!

In just a few blinks, the wooden barrels that protected Aunt Zou and me were already broken, leaving only the bare chassis and several pieces of wood-like strips of chopped wood.

Then……

Me, mom, Zou Yue'e, the three of us looked at me, and I looked at you, and they were all stunned!
Chapter completed!