Changqingzi, who was originally full of red face, also had a pale face, constantly looking for the source of the sound and smashing the scene at his birthday party? Doesn't this kid want to live anymore?
However, the sound of the suona became more and more powerful, and then it began to beat gongs and drums again. Then everyone realized that the sound was coming from the door, and a group of people wearing white mourning clothes walked in from outside the door crying and shouting.
"Ah, what's going on?"
"Isn't Changqingzi's birthday today? Why are there any mourning people coming?"
"They were carrying something, and they didn't look like dead people."
"It's so unlucky. Changqingzi will definitely be angry to death after it's over."
A group of guests were talking in the audience, and some of them who liked to gloat were already starting to laugh. Having such a person at the 100th birthday party came to smash the venue, which was equivalent to forming an irreconcilable hatred with the Changqing Sect.
"What are you doing? Get out quickly." A disciple of Changqing Sect reacted and rushed forward and kicked the man in front.
He was about to kick him, but the other party kicked him in the face, kicked the Changqingzi to the ground, and shouted angrily: "Why are you hitting someone? You are holding your birthday party. We will go upstairs to hold our funerals. Everyone will do both good things and funerals. Why do you let us get out? This hotel is not reserved for you."
He shouted with striking words, especially the words "Happy and funeral" and "Happy and funeral" and "Happy and funeral" are not a problem to make everyone laugh. The people from Changqing's sect are so angry that they trembled all over. Changqingzi was even more furious and shouted with the microphone: "Bastard, today is my birthday. You just come in to do the funeral at this time, or do you have funerals for a dog? Do you really think I don't know you are here to tease me?"
He stood on the stage and looked high. He saw a long-haired white dog on the stretcher carried by the group of people, or a dead dog. What's even more hateful is that the dog's left foot was also wearing a plaster strap.
Anyone with a little brain can see that this is definitely a purposeful disgusting him.
As soon as he shouted, everyone stepped on the chair to see the dog raised high, and then they found that his mother, the long-haired white dog was wearing a tie, which looked a bit similar to Changqingzi.
Then this is interesting. Now it is Changqingzi's 100th birthday. This group of people get such a dead dog. This is not just a humiliation of Changqingzi? This is simply a revenge of life and death.
"Are you too scrupulous?" At this moment, a man suddenly appeared behind the funeral team. He walked out slowly with a loudspeaker and smiled: "Today is a great day for Senior Changqingzi's 100th birthday. Junior Huang Tianba wishes Senior Changqingzi a hundred years old first, but I have to explain the misunderstanding of Senior Changqingzi. In fact, this is the case. This dog is called Changhaizi because of its long hair."
"We were a group of people who picked up this dog on the roadside. It's strange that the mother of this dog is a pug, but my father doesn't know who it is. We went to ask the veterinarian, and the veterinarian said it was a hybrid breed, that is, a dog bastard. I looked very pitiful. I picked it up and kept it for a long time. I didn't expect that this dog bastard was crushed in a car accident and died. Alas, I was so heartbroken and blamed myself. If this bastard could live a hundred years as long as Senior Changqingzi, how good would you say." Huang Tianba tried hard to confide in the saddest voice.
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people in the funeral team lowered their heads and laughed out loud. This guy turned around and cursed the bastard, which was too much too much.
Those who are familiar with Changqingzi became even more funny when they heard this, because although Changqingzi was powerful and had a high position in Changqingmen, his background was very disgraceful. His mother was a prostitute who could do his best. Later, after he went to Changqingmen to be a maid, I don’t know who got too big and gave birth to Changqingzi. Fortunately, Changqingzi, who had no father since childhood, worked hard enough. With his talent and sweat, he even became the leader of the sect.
After becoming the master of the sect, the first thing he did was to forbid disciples from discussing these things, because this was a sting in his heart.
Fortunately, after these years, everyone has almost forgotten about this. Now Huang Tianba has used a dog to tactfully mention this story, which makes everyone not funny?
Changqingzi was already angry at this moment. He shouted angrily and looked for death. He floated down from the platform and rushed towards Huang Tianba like he was swooping, wanting to kill the junior who destroyed his birthday party and humiliated him on the spot.
How can we wash away today's shame if we don't kill him? Today he is not humiliating himself alone, but humiliating himself in front of the entire northern Chinese medicine practitioners.
Huang Tianba stood there motionless, smiling at Changqingzi who was rushing over and said, "I advise you not to do anything. There is a camera here to take pictures. Next to it is the police station. I have contacted them in advance. If you do it, they will definitely arrive within a minute. I think no matter how powerful you are, you won't dare to beat me to death here in front of so many people, right?"
I noticed that there was indeed a person holding a camera behind him. Even if Changqingzi was so angry, he had to hold his fist. He dared to kill people to silence him in a place where there was no one. However, in such a place where people were all humans, they were holding cameras and taking pictures.
If you really get caught in the bureau for this little beast on your 100th birthday, it will become a huge joke.
"You are in a hurry, Huang Tianba, even if one hand is not healed, it is no different to killing you and killing an ant." Chang Qingzi stared at Huang Tianba with a look of hatred.
Li Tianfang also plucked up the courage to come over, stared at Huang Tianba and sneered: "Just based on what you did today, don't think about it in the future. We will fight each other every time when we meet Changqing."
Huang Tianba glanced at Li Tianfang and said disdainfully: "A dog like you is not qualified to talk to me. Without the old dog Changqingzi protecting you, do you dare to appear in front of me?"
Li Tian twitched his lips, and he was really shameless to answer this. Huang Tianba was also a murderer without blinking. There were several young masters of Yanjing who died at his hands. How could he dare to provoke this kid alone?
No longer paying attention to clowns like Li Tianfang, Huang Tianba clapped his palms hard and shouted: "Brothers, don't stop playing music, increase your efforts. Are the opera troupes ready? Give us a farewell to our old and old dogs."
As soon as he finished speaking, the professional band behind him was full of energy, and the sound of gongs and drums were beating. The people responsible for carrying the coffin were all from Tianmen, and they started to cry and howl at the top of their throats.
When they made a fuss, Changqingzi's face immediately turned purple, but he couldn't take action. This made him hold his anger in his heart and have nowhere to vent. He could only stare at Huang Tianba and said fiercely: "Get out, this is the place where I book the venue. I don't allow you to come in and make trouble. Security guards, where has the security guard died? Come and drive people away."
If he couldn't kill these flies, he could only drive the person away first, so as not to make a birthday come true, although it had turned into a joke.
Unfortunately, no matter how he called, no security guard came, and the staff didn't know where to go.
"Senior, don't worry, since today is your birthday, I'm preparing a big show." Huang Tianba was almost angry when he saw Changqingzi. He smiled happily and clapped his palms, and a group of people came in from behind.
These people were all wearing costumes, obviously they were professional opera troupes. After a group of people appeared, they went on stage and started performing.
Chapter completed!