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Chapter 1410 Uncontrollable Farts

Just as he was about to kneel down, he suddenly grabbed his shoulder with one hand, making his body unable to continue falling.
"Don't kneel, go back and sit." A man's voice came from behind him. He looked back and realized that it was a handsome young man, neither someone else, but Huang Tianba who stood up from his seat.
He originally wanted to sit there and have a good rest, but when he saw this guy named Qiao Feiyu so rampant, Huang Tianba, who didn't know, almost thought that this kid's father was the President of the United Nations.
After pulling this lawyer with a sense of justice from the ground, Huang Tianba noticed that Qiao Feiyu gave him a hatred look.
Obviously, he had already angered him when he came out to interrupt him to show off.
"What are you looking at? Have you seen a handsome guy?" After noticing the other person's eyes, Huang Tianba asked with a smile.
Qiao Feiyu's face suddenly turned gloomy. His appearance was actually quite average, so he was particularly disgusted with handsome men.
Not to mention that when he was pretending like this, this kid dared to come out and interrupt himself. This seemed to him as an unforgivable death penalty.
He clenched his fists and looked at Huang Tianba and asked, "Didn't you hear who I am just now? You still have to come out to pretend to be a hero? Do you think you can get this flight attendant in this way?"
The person who just came out to pretend was beaten by him and was about to kneel down. This kid didn't have a memory and dared to stand up again. Could it be that if he could make this lawyer kneel down, he couldn't let him kneel down?
Huang Tianba just smiled playfully and said to him, "Don't you recognize who I am, so I dare to come out."
This kid said he was so awesome, but Huang Tianba had never heard of him.
Huang Tianba has never heard of him, and if he really does so well in Yanjing, how could he not recognize himself? Although it is not Huang Tianba who likes to brag, as the president of the Xingchen Society, everyone who has reached a certain level knows him.
But when Qiao Feiyu heard this, he understood it as this boy who thought he could not recognize who he was, so he dared to come out and play tricks on him.
After all, a person is not very famous, and at worst, he can just hide after going back. China is so vast that it is so popular. Where can I go to find him?
His girlfriend couldn't listen to this anymore. She pointed at Huang Tianba and said angrily: "Where are the wastes and poor people? Are you qualified to speak here? Believe it or not, and you will throw you off the plane?"
A poor man sitting in economy class really thinks that he can stand up and talk nonsense if he has a sense of justice? Such a person is just beating.
Huang Tianba glanced at her and said with a smile: "What are you doing with such anger? Oh, I remembered that you and your boyfriend went to the bathroom to do that, but they came back in three minutes. It took two minutes to take off your clothes and put on clothes. That would be a quick battle in one minute? No wonder you are angry, but you can't blame me. After all, it wasn't me who made you angry, right?"
Originally, he didn't want to open fire on this woman, but since the other party had to take the initiative to send it, he would be polite. After all, this woman is not a good thing.
After Huang Tianba said this, the woman widened her eyes and looked like she was guessing the matter by Huang Tianba.
Yes, she was just holding her anger. After all, she was teased by her boyfriend for a long time, but the battle ended in thirty seconds. She didn't even feel it.
There is a saying that women who are not satisfied are the most terrifying, so she is so angry that she dare not have anger at her boyfriend, so she can only take this opportunity to vent her anger at Huang Tianba.
The others on the plane burst into laughter, and they couldn't hold it in. The eyes of Qiao Feiyu were even more sarcastic. It was like this couple who had such a thing.
Qiao Feiyu's face turned pale as everyone laughed, and his girlfriend also reacted in time and knew that his silence was equivalent to admitting that what the boy said was true? He then said, "Don't you fucking fucked here. I have to tear your dog's mouth to pieces today."
After saying that, she rushed up and grabbed Huang Tianba's face to prove that he was slandering himself that his boyfriend was not a silver spear crayon.
Just as she rushed to Huang Tianba, Huang Tianba just dodged sideways and slapped her shoulder hard. Then everyone heard a loud fart sound.
This fart sound was not only a shocking sound, but also a full half-minute sound. More importantly, it also had a smell of shit. The smell of shit also had a little smell of chives, and it was like rushing home.
There was an old man sitting in the aisle seat next to the woman. The old man was close to her and smelled the smell and he vomited directly, almost vomiting on the spot.
Huang Tianba also took two steps back and covered his nose with disgust and said, "I said, "Sister, if you have poor intestinal digestive function, don't eat leeks. It's fine if this thing is not easy to digest, it tastes so big..."
Before he could finish his words, the second fart started again, as if he was holding a symphony concert, and the fart started again.
The woman was so angry that she almost had a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot by everyone's eyes. She tried hard to control her, but she couldn't control her sphincter as if she had lost her control ability. She became a doll with a plug of air being pulled out, and the qi in her body kept leaking out.
Qiao Feiyu, who was standing behind, couldn't stand it anymore. He looked at his girlfriend who was embarrassed and displeased, saying, "What are you doing?"
"Brother Yu, I...I'm not feeling well." The woman could only cry and said, looking at her financial support boyfriend.
"I heard that life will be like this if you don't feel satisfied. Don't be too sad. This is not your problem." Huang Tianba, who was beside him, comforted him.
After hearing this, the two of them really wanted to kill Huang Tianba. Qiao Feiyu was even more angry and slapped the woman directly and scolded: "The useless things will embarrass me. Get out of the toilet quickly. If you stand here again, I can't breathe."
The rich butt odor reminded him of having to go to a public toilet once, but the toilet was blocked for three days. After entering, the rich odor made him vomit out on the spot.
And a few years later, he recalled that unpleasant memory again in the farts of his new girlfriend.
After being beaten, the woman could only cover her face and cry and run towards the bathroom with a series of farts.
After she left, the air quality around her was significantly improved.
Qiao Feiyu stared at Huang Tianba with fierce eyes and said, "Boy, you were the ones who did it just now, right?"
Chapter completed!
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