502 When I met my father-in-law candidly, I almost collapsed(1/2)
Since Zhou's parents came to Beijing, Xiao Dongyi has been extremely depressed.
It would be fine if he could not date and interact with his girlfriend often, but his future father-in-law still regarded him as a beast, and he chased him and hid. He never thought that when he was in love, he actually began to fight guerrilla warfare with his future father-in-law.
Zhou Xiaolou also tried to ease the relationship between the two.
Once, while his parents were out, they specially called Xiao Dongyi over.
The two of them cooked themselves and prepared to cook.
Zhou Xiaolou only learned some home-cooked stir-frying with Su Lin. Xiao Dongyi was not proficient in cooking. The two of them had been dressed for a long time, but in the end, Zhou Penghai and his wife came back to help clean up the mess.
I saw the vegetable leaves that were charred by Xiao Dongyi.
Zhou Penghai only said one sentence: "I heard that something that is fuzzy causes cancer?"
Implications:
Do you want to kill me?
This is not the most critical thing, but there is Lu Shiyuan next to him.
Su Yongcheng has been helping Su Xianyi find a house in Yanjing recently, and he asked Lu Shiyuan to go out for dinner at any time. His own father Lu Dingbei is a strong and restrained person who is not good at expressing fatherly love, but Su Yongcheng is different.
Looking at Lu Shiyuan's eyes were like looking at some rare treasures with gold and jade.
It’s not that he pleased his father-in-law, but that his father-in-law would have flattered him.
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Xiao Dongyi often sighs in the group:
[How can we make our uncle closer to me? When will we have the opportunity to understand me better? We can meet honestly.]
【I am really not a bad person, why should he hide from me?】
Xu Yangzhou: [Uncle is still hiding from you?]
[When he saw me now, four big words were written on his face:]
【Don't get close to me.】
Xie Ge'er: [These are five words.]
Xiao Dongyi was angry. This was not a question of how many words were!
Before he could speak, the group leader showed that he was moved out of the group chat.
The group leader is Xie Yu.
He immediately found him and asked why.
Xie Yu's reason is:
[There are two pregnant women in the group. You sigh in the group all day long, which is too negative and affects prenatal education.]
He could not refute this for a moment.
Finally, he promised not to vent negative emotions in the group, so Xie Yu pulled him back!
There was no one in the group to comfort me, so I had to find a colleague.
That day, the operation ended late. Huang, the director of the cardiac surgery department, waved his hand, "Don't leave, I'll treat you tonight, and I'll treat you to a good meal."
"Old Huang, why did you suddenly want to treat you?"
After asking, I found out that his wife had just been diagnosed with her second child recently.
Everyone hurriedly agreed and said they wanted to choose an expensive restaurant.
"It's rare that Director Huang takes the initiative to treat him, so he will definitely be beaten up."
"Director Huang, I won't go, I made an appointment to buy things with my girlfriend."
While Lu Shiyuan took off his surgical gown, he also said congratulations to him.
"I didn't like to attend parties, and since I had my sister-in-law, I've never seen the head and the tail." A colleague said, then turned his head and looked at Xiao Dongyi, "Old Xiao, why don't you come or not?"
Xiao Dongyi is a good player to liven up the atmosphere. If he is not here, there will always be less meaning in the party.
Since someone started dating, he was so angry all day long.
I've been a little depressed lately.
"Who said I won't go, I'll go."
Zhou Xiaolou has been busy with his parents recently and has no time to go out for a date with him.
Everyone found a restaurant near the hospital.
It was still early after dinner. Since the dinner was held tonight, all of them were male colleagues. I don’t know who suggested that they would take a bath, rub their backs and relax.
Most of the people here will have surgery tomorrow and dare not drink alcohol. Taking a bath and relaxing seems to be the best choice.
Everyone was discussing where to go, and Director Huang suddenly looked at Xiao Dongyi.
"I remember you lived nearby? Do you have any recommendations?"
Xiao Dongyi's apartment is very close to the hospital.
In the past, he went to and from get off work, but he didn't want to drive and didn't have to walk for too long.
"I often go to home, it's pretty good."
After a group of people entered the bathhouse, Xiao Dongyi took off her clothes and recommended the bath scrubber in the bathhouse to everyone.
"...I tell you, top bath scrubbers are hard to come by."
"When you finish rubbing, you will know what it means to be as light as a swallow and have smooth and delicate skin."
"The moment you walk out of the bathhouse after you finish the shower, I can guarantee that you must be the purest, purest and most transparent baby on this street."
Xiao Dongyi usually likes to joke, jokes with colleagues, and speaks more exaggeratedly.
As a result, while taking off your clothes,
Turn your head,
Suddenly, a familiar face was met.
He had just taken off his shirt at this time, and the embarrassment made him wish he could reach out to cover his chest.
The pupils were shaking, the tongue was shaking, and the mouth was so nervous that it was dry and the tongue was dry. I smiled at him:
"It's a coincidence that Uncle, you're here to take a shower, too."
Zhou Penghai is completely crazy!
He was idle at home tonight, so Zhou Xiaolou suggested that he come and experience the northern bathhouse culture.
The Zhou family’s hometown is in the south, and taking a bath is not like here at all. A group of big men took off all their clothes to take a shower. Zhou Penghai came to Yanjing and stayed in hotels. Even if he was traveling, he would not go into the bathhouse.
Now, I'm at a loss!
I want to go out, but I feel that I have given all the money and I will waste it if I don’t wash it.
Just when he didn't know what to do, Xiao Dongyi and his group came.
Even if he wants to hide, he has nowhere to hide.
Then, the two of you met with each other completely and frankly this time.
What kind of evil fate is this? You can meet it even if you take a shower.
A few minutes later,
The two men and sons are next to each other, Xiao Dongyi has experienced the longest and most tormenting time in his life.
The most important thing is that it was obviously the first time Zhou Penghai came here and didn’t understand many things very well. Xiao Dongyi explained it briefly to him, just asking him one sentence:
"Uncle, do you want to rub your back?"
Finally, with Xiao Dongyi's recommendation, Zhou Penghai still experienced the northern bathing culture.
While feeling comfortable, I feel embarrassed.
Especially,
Xiao Dongyi kept staring at him. What are you looking at?
They are all big men, and you have them all, so what can I see.
Why don't you close your eyes quickly!
Zhou Penghai's heart was overwhelming, but he had to be steady on the surface, so he couldn't let Xiao Dongyi see that he was very cowardly and pretended to be an old driver. When the bath scrubber asked him if he was afraid of pain, he said directly, "Don't be afraid, just come."
"Since I'm not afraid of pain, I'll change a bath towel for you." The bath scrubber smiled.
result,
He went down all of a sudden—
Zhou Penghai felt that he was about to ascend to heaven!
Xiao Dongyi looked at the side and said, "Uncle, you are so awesome."
To be continued...