Chapter 1 Are people crazy or pigs crazy?
"Doctor Chen, this is a towel..."
"Doctor Chen, this is hot water..."
"Doctor Chen, why not go to the hospital..."
Leng Erbai's family in Xiangyang Village, qy County, Chen Yang's face was very complicated and seemed to have constipation. He squatted in the dirty, messy and extremely smelly pigpen and looked at more than 50 white pigs, and the 50 white pigs were also looking at him.
Behind him were Leng Erbai and several villagers. Several villagers were so anxious that they were all around because Chen Yang fainted just now, and then he woke up in a few seconds. After waking up, he squatted and squatted for half an hour.
At this time, Chen Yang was very sure that he had traveled through time.
Because he remembered that half an hour ago, he was still maintaining his health in the gentle country. Maybe because of his exercise too vigorously, he got the legendary "upward wind", and then he heard the crying and shouting of the fallen little sister...
At that moment, he knew that he was burping.
Then, when he opened his eyes, he suddenly found himself fainting in the pig house!
Everyone else fainted in the toilet, but he actually fainted in the pig house???
The moment he woke up, Chen Yang thought he had been reincarnated on the pig, and his face turned blue.
But immediately, he found that he was still an individual, not a pig, but just fainted in the pig house.
He was reborn and reborn in another person. This person is also called Chen Yang, who is still a doctor, but he is just a veterinary doctor. Chen Yang is playing pigs at Leng Erbai's house.
Also, the moment he woke up, a "ding" sound came from his mind, and then a system interface appeared in his mind:
Wealth value: 29,000
Qi and blood: 0.1 (Niu Power)
Mental power: 1
Mall:(Redeem)
Skill: None
He had been squatting in the pig house for half an hour. While recalling Chen Yang's memory, he was also studying the system in his mind. The system could not speak. On a separate interface, the wealth value was 29,000. So the wealth value should be exchanged for qi, blood, mental power, or buying things in the mall, right?
The so-called wealth value of 29,000 is all Chen Yang's savings.
He opened the mall by silently reciting, and then saw a separate secondary page opening:
Mall:
1. Zoological Linguistics (redeem)
2. Electrical control (level 1) (redeem)
"Damn, no?"
Chen Yang was shocked, zoological linguistics and electrical control?
He is so prosperous that he has become God's darling. With these two items, his life is about to counterattack!
Before he died, he was a bachelor, a bachelor who did nothing but worked. He didn't even get married. He only had two major hobbies in his life, health care and drinking, so he could only go to health care to solve some... personal problems.
There was a look of surprise on his face, and he immediately recited silently: "Redeem me for zoological linguistics and electrical control."
With a "ding" sound, the system interface is refreshed, and then it appears:
Wealth value: 0
Qi and blood: 0.1 (Niu Power)
Mental power: 1
Mall: None
Skills: Animal Language, Level 1 Electricity
"It's become 0, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, the money is with me...whether is my money?"
He was carrying a shoulder bag, which contained nearly 10,000 yuan. However, when he touched the bag, he suddenly found that the money in the bag disappeared out of thin air.
"No way? This system tricks me?"
Chen Yang's face turned green at this time. Who would have thought that he would deduct cash by using wealth value to exchange skills in the mall?
So, is it that the 19,000 yuan hidden in Chen Yang’s house gone?
If you don’t play like this, cash evaporated out of thin air? Cash, it’s gone like a magic trick. It’s too scammed?
"Okay, you have a species, but can animal language speak to animals?"
When Chen Yang thought of this, his eyes looked at 50 pigs with bright eyes.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen..."
Several villagers saw Chen Yang's face changing constantly, and they felt panic, but they didn't dare to touch him because he was still holding a slap knife in his hand. What if he accidentally gave them a knife? So they could only call from afar.
"Okay, okay, stop shouting, I was thinking about things just now."
Chen Yang finally stood up, then moved his hands and feet, and looked at the fifty pigs in front of him and said, "That... listen, now I'm going to slay you..."
Leng Erbai:...
Villager:...
Everyone was completely in a dark way. Dr. Chen went crazy and went crazy after fainting. He was actually talking to the pig.
"Erbai, he's crazy." Leng Erbai's wife pulled Leng Erbai's sleeve.
Leng Erbai twitched the corners of his mouth, his scalp was numb, why is this veterinarian still crazy? Why is he still getting nervous?
"Or, call 120..." Leng Erbai's wife whispered.
At this time, everyone heard Chen Yang shouting again: "What a panic? I'll line up for me. You, dare you try to move?"
"Begging for mercy is useless, so it starts with you. Do you know if you know it? It hurts a little and won't die?"
"What? You still want to marry a wife. How old are you, you know how to get married?"
"With my Moji again, do you believe it or not and kill you to eat pork?"
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"Hey, hey, 120? The snail pig doctor here is crazy..."
Leng Erbai's wife was finally scared and looked no more. She didn't care about anything else and called the taxi directly.
People are so crazy. What if something happens to his house? So they have to get it away.
However, at this moment, Chen Yang walked to the front of the pig and kicked it with his foot: "Splitting, yes, chopping the bigger one, don't move..."
"Swoosh~" Chen Yang waved his knife, and the pig started to scream. But what shocked all the villagers was that the pig did not run away and was still standing there.
You should know that when you are slaying pigs, several villagers have to hold the pig down, otherwise how could you slay?
But now, Dr. Chen actually succeeded? The pig didn't move, and he really split his legs and made Chen Yang's surgery succeed?
"Next..." Chen Yang pushed the pig aside and continued the next one.
Leng Erbai opened his mouth...
His wife opened her mouth...
Many villagers watching the fun also opened their mouths...
Because it's too subversive, it's too...incredible.
"What happened?" The villagers were confused.
The 50 pigs didn't have to be castrated, they just castrated the boars, so less than an hour later, Chen Yang walked out of the pigpen.
At this time, all the villagers took a step back at the same time and looked at him with some fear.
"Okay, please send me back to the county town."
Chen Yang knew that this was his last time to play pigs. He had a system and could understand animal language. He was also a nonsense pig maker. The job was dirty, tiring and smelly. His wife hadn't had sex with him for three months!
When Chen Yang thought of his wife, he suddenly burst into laughter in front of the villagers, because Chen Yang, who was born, had a wife and was very beautiful, and he was also a civil servant.
However, because Chen Yang always runs in the countryside these days, he goes to the pigpen every day, and his body is full of smell, so his clean wife doesn't sleep with him, so he doesn't force her.
But now he is going to go back and hug someone else's wife. No, I am Chen Yang, that's my wife too! But it's exciting to think about it. This is equivalent to having someone else's wife?
"God takes care of me, but I actually have a wife, I have a wife!"
Chen Yang suddenly felt that his life had reached its peak, so good!
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Leng Erbai personally drove Chen Yang back to the county. As for 120? 120 didn’t come at all, okay? They were first aid, not mental hospitals, and there was no mental hospital in QY County.
At the same time, just as Chen Yang was excited, happy, and longingly rushing to the county in a broken van, he suddenly received a strange call. Chen Yang answered curiously, and then a woman with a broken voice shouted: "Chen Yang, take care of your little vixen, you, the green-shelled turtle!"
"You are so sick...Dudu~" Before he finished speaking, the other party hung up the phone.
Leng Erbai, who was driving, shrank his neck. Is Dr. Xiao Chen green? It's possible. I heard that his wife is so beautiful and she is working in the office! And what about Dr. Xiao Chen? He is just a pig maker!!
Chen Yang's face darkened. It turned out that Chen Yang's wife really would be green to him?
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Chapter completed!