Chapter 1445 I am a river crab, can't eat drunk crabs!
So, after Chiba and Xiajiu left Fu Yang, they began to prepare!
Because Fu Yang said that the mission of Group Zero will go to the South China Sea, and it is related to the Dragon Cave Blue Cave). So the two demon kings began to add to relevant knowledge.
Unfortunately, Crab Ba and Shrimp Jiu waited, waited, waited. Seeing that Fu Yang agreed to it almost came, he did not receive any notice...
Now, the two demons hurt!
Every night, if you have something to do, you will run to the door of the Dragon Palace Ghost Market and create a stream of water to play. It roars on the river.
What if I accidentally find myself caught by fishermen at night?
Of course these two vulgar demon kings who are not honest have a way!
If I were to say that a fisherman was fishing in the middle of the night and found a big crab and a big river shrimp flying around the water, causing trouble. He would definitely be scared and urinate, and then he would go home and tell this story to many people as a horror story...
But if the big crab and the big river shrimp came over, they started playing and playing with each other. They also used magic to threaten him with witchcraft, and would eat his whole family if he said it!
In this case, I guess the fisherman would not say a word even if he was beaten to death.
It is obvious that Chiba and Xiajiu are the demon kings who can do such things!
During that time, there were so many fishermen who were threatened by them, and they were basically scared to death. These two unconscientious guys also received great satisfaction...
Uh, I don’t know where the dignified demon king feels accomplished when he scares ordinary people?
In any case, Chiba and Xiajiu were irritated for a while and felt that they could not just wait like this. So the following conversation took place.
Crab Ba: "I said Brother Xia, will that kid Fu Yang forget to inform us?"
Xia Jiu: "No, Brother Cai? It seems that Fu Yang is quite reliable. And he and Boss Tianneng should be good friends."
Cai Ba: "I don't doubt the relationship between Fu Yang and Boss Tian Meng, but I don't look like a smart person when I see him. What if I forget it?"
Xia Jiu: "What you said makes sense, I was speechless. What should we do if Brother Crab?"
Cai Ba: "Let's go by yourself! Didn't Fu Yang say that he is in the Dragon Cave in the South China Sea? Let's go and find that boy one by one. With the intelligence and talent of you and me, and the handsomeness, it's not easy to find that boy?"
Xia Jiu: "Good idea..."
So, these two funny demon kings really set off. They asked for leave from the senior leaders of the Dragon Palace Ghost Market, went east along the Yangtze River, and reached the mouth of the Yangtze River, and entered the East China Sea from Shanghai. Then they planned to go south along the coastline of China and reach the South China Sea area...
In this process, of course, a series of ridiculous stories happened. After all, these are two guys with low moral integrity and different thinking patterns!
For example, one day, not far from the estuary of the Huangpu River, it was not far from the Shanghai area. It was on the sea surface of the Nanhui area.
Crab Ba and Shrimp Jiu were swimming in a coquettish position, and suddenly...
Xia Jiu was stunned, his body trembled slightly.
Crab Ba spitted bubbles and glanced at it: "What's wrong with Shrimp? Look at your pussy, it's like having sex with a female shrimp demon just now?"
Xia Jiu glared at her eyes: "Brother Crab, don't be boring, you smell it carefully. It seems... the smell of drunk crab. Oh my, I drool when I think of it."
The guy said, his tail swung and swam rapidly towards the sea.
Crab Ba said in a very upset manner: "Brother Xia, what do you want to do? You are not allowed to eat crabs."
"Brother Crab, don't be so entangled. I even eat Pipi shrimp."
"But Pipi shrimp is a sea shrimp, you are a river shrimp. But the drunk crab is like me, it is made from river crabs..."
These two funny demon kings soon surfaced on the sea.
I found out that it was a fishing boat. Several fishermen were sitting on the deck, eating midnight snacks and drinking with the stars in the sky. Among them, there was the "drunk crab" that they liked to eat in East China.
Xia Jiu's eyes were emitting: "I like eating shrimp and crab the most!"
Cai Ba was helpless and angry: "Brother Xia, it's not my brother who said you. What kind of perverted hobby are you?"
"Brother Crab, aren't you very excited when you eat Pipi shrimp? What's wrong with me eating Drunk crabs?"
It said carelessly, then bounced onto the deck of the fishing boat with a bounce.
Dong!
With a muffled sound, the entire fishing boat shook. The wine on the fishermen's small tables spilled some...
What's going on?!
The fishermen looked back and saw a large green river shrimp more than ten feet long, standing upright like a human. They used their shrimp tails to "stand" on the bow of the boat, staring straight at the plate of drunken crabs on their table.
They were stunned for a moment. They all thought they were drunk and had hallucinations.
One of the fishermen suddenly laughed and rubbed his eyes: "Oh, I'm old now, I get drunk after drinking such a little wine. I've all had hallucinations. How could I see a big river shrimp more than ten feet long standing on the bow of the boat like a human?"
"Huh? I seem to watch it too..."
Dong!
Before the other fisherman could finish his words, he was interrupted by a muffled sound.
A huge crab also jumped out of the sea and landed on the bow of the boat. Waving the big crab claws in his hand, a pair of set-up eyes swept around them.
Then he stared at the plate of drunk crabs on the table and suddenly said angrily: "Male Gobi! How dare you eat crabs? I hate people eating crabs the most. It's so damn! I want to use my pliers to pinch all your chicks alive."
This guy threatened the fishermen and even slammed the deck of the fishing boat wrapped in iron sheets and easily cut off the deck of the fishing boat wrapped in iron. For such a terrifying existence as the demon king's mid-stage realm, even the tank barrel can be easily cut off, let alone the small fishing boats of ordinary fishermen?
At this time, several fishermen realized that they had encountered a monster!
"Ah! Monster... Monster."
They actually spoke in unison, shouted very neatly, and then fainted straight. They fell into the cabin like a few salted fish.
Well……
Now it was Chiba and Xiajiu's turn to be confused.
Cai Ba was very dissatisfied: "Oh, these people are too brave. Are you so afraid of the chicken being pinched off? My pussy has just started to pretend, and they were shocked? Who will I show off next..."
"Look at it! Eating drunk crabs is the main thing."
Xia Jiu pounced on him and started eating the drunk crabs on the table.
The fragrance penetrated into the crab's nose.
It whispered: "No, no, I am a river crab myself, and drunk crabs are also made from river crabs. I can't eat them!"
After a while, I couldn't control myself anymore, so I could only pounce on it and shouted: "Leave me some."
Chapter completed!