Chapter 451: Daughter=Father's Brain Stupid Catalyst
"Woo hahahahaha~ Orochimaru, how old are you this year? You actually want to be a good person?"
In the private room of Barbecue Q, Jiraiya, after listening to Orochimaru's explanation, began to laugh freely, completely ignoring Orochimaru with a dark face in front of him, and even couldn't help but pat his thighs in the end.
"Is it funny?"
"No, I just thought of something happy."
"What's the matter?"
"My wife gave birth to me, hahahaha..."
Originally, Nara Kazunaga and Hatsuki Mizuno didn't find it funny, but Jiraiya's laughter was so magical that both of them were thighs, making each other laugh.
After laughing for several minutes, Jiraiya's situation began to be wrong. His lower half of his face was still smiling, but his eyes and above showed an extremely painful expression. He looked at Tsunade and said:
"Haha...Tsunade...Hahaha...Save me...Hahaha...I...I can't stop!"
After hearing this, Tsunade carefully observed Jiraiya's condition and found that it was a facial muscle spasm. There were many ways to solve this problem. Tsunade thought about it and adopted the simplest one.
"Bang!"
Tsunade slapped Jiraiya in the face, and Jiraiya's laughter finally stopped. He rubbed his cheeks that were bulging and said with a shy face: "Thank you, my wife, please treat my swollen face again."
Tsunade ignored him, so Jiraiya looked at Nara Tamama. Nara Tamama sighed and brought him a bottle of reusable potion. Jiraiya drank it tons to tons, and his cheeks quickly disappeared.
Nara Quini looked at Orochimaru and asked, "Sir Orochimaru, I actually understand that you want to re-establish your image. After all, many men will have a midlife crisis, and you are at this age.
But...but I can't figure out, how could you... how could you invite Teacher Jiraiya to dinner? Instead of treating us?"
"Ah haha! It goes without saying that I am Orochimaru's life and death brother, isn't it very appropriate to ask me?"
Before Orochimaru could speak, Jirai answered first. After saying that, he looked at Orochimaru with a proud look, hoping to get his approval, but Orochimaru shook his head and said:
"I just want to start from the simplest way. After all, Jiraiya, if you give him something casually, he will be so happy like a pug, which is the most suitable etiquette I use to adapt to society."
Nara Kamikami punched the palm of his other hand, nodded, and said, "So that's it, it's worthy of you."
But Jirai was not happy anymore, and he pulled Orochimaru's shoulder and said, "What does it mean to be the easiest one? You know, I am also a complicated man with a story!"
"What complicated story do you have? Tell me tonight?"
Tsunade "gentle" hugged Jiraiya's arms. Jiraiya's body was obviously not moving, but his hair stood up. He quickly shook his head and said:
"Orochimaru still makes sense. I am just a simple and innocent person."
As he said that, he looked at Orochimaru again and said, "I am worthy of being my life and death brother, I know me!"
Orochimaru glanced at Jiraiya with disgust, then moved away and said, "In my past days, I have always treated my emotions as a ninja, but I recently discovered that this is not a good thing.
Ninja's thinking has been affecting me and has made it difficult for me to go through scientific research. However, Jiraiya, an uncontrollable person, has taught two people with a strong sense of scientific research.
I was wondering if it was inspired by scientific research, it actually required some accidentality, but my ninja thinking limited my accidental idea, so I wanted to change it and see if it was useful."
"It makes sense. In my opinion, many scientific research products are a flash of inspiration and a reverse reversal of what I imagined. For example, I am thinking of a flying vehicle now, so how should I achieve it?
The fantasy in the first half, the flying vehicle, its appearance and shape are my own imagination, and how to realize the second half is the topic of scientific research projects.
And Lord Orochimaru, you are deducing a function from the perspective of 'How do I want to implement this function', and finally you have thoughts about the finished product."
After Nara Tamaru said that, Orochimaru nodded. He was indeed the case in the past in scientific research. Most of the projects he developed were for the purpose of realizing functions, not for creating something that did not exist.
Many of them are done by Nara Shimizu, who helped him with appearance, form, name, and inspiration. He only needs to find the answers in the questions given by Nara Shimizu.
He never tried it, looking for a question by himself and then completing the answer by himself. He may not have noticed this question in the past, so what he did was within the imagination of Nara Kami.
But Nagato is different, he has no KPI assessment, nor does he make any requests from the boss or product manager, so his ideas and creations are very imaginative.
Of course, it is not that Orochimaru's scientific research strength is not as good as Nagato, but his limited thinking can easily satisfy Orochimaru. He recalled that I had fulfilled Nara Shimizu's requirements.
Instead of thinking about whether it is a different way to overturn the topic given by Nara Quini to create a more effective and imaginative product. Once this emotion solidifies, Orochimaru's scientific research limit depends on the upper limit of the difficulty of the topic given by Nara Quini.
Once one day, Orochimaru develops all the scientific research products Nara Quini knows, then both of them will fall into a stagnation period at the same time, and they will not even achieve higher achievements for the rest of their lives.
In the past, Orochimaru and Nara Shizumi were not aware of this problem, and Nara Shizumi was even more ignorant of this situation because the "topic" in his mind had not been used up yet.
Orochimaru initially realized this problem after a face-to-face conversation with Nagato, and now he and Nara Shizumi need to overcome this problem.
Because if this problem is not solved, it will become a barrier. If it is not solved, it will be restricted. In the future, the scientific researchers taught by Orochimaru and the researchers under Nara Quini will be deeply involved.
This is also a manifestation of the comfort zone. Nara Shin-ming was also a little scared at this time because he knew that many high-tech enterprises I learned about in his previous life were unable to get out because they were deeply trapped in their own "trap".
Later, they were gradually replaced by other updated companies. Nara Shin-ming did not want to get out of his comfort zone when he was the richest man, but once there was any problem that could threaten his richest man's position, he had to solve it.
So he thought about it and said to Orochimaru: "Sir Orochimaru, my intervention in you in the past ten years has been too great. Let's do this, you hand over all the projects I handed over to others.
You only need to be responsible for ‘creating’. Even if the results are not as good as before, it doesn’t matter. As the leader of scientific research in the ninja world, you cannot be restricted by me, otherwise I will become a sinner in the history of science and technology in the ninja world.”
Hakumizumaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade were both confused at this time. Why did the topic change from Orochimaru's "disease" to something that affected the history of the tinnitus world's science and technology? What did they miss?
Orochimaru, the only one who could keep up with Nara's thoughts, looked gradually solemn. He nodded and said, "I will do this. Of course, if there is any urgent problem, I will not ignore it."
Nara Qu Ming nodded, then smiled, raised his glass of wine, and said teasingly: "Come on, have a drink, for the great cause of Lord Orochimaru's 'becoming a new person'!"
In the past, Orochimaru would not care about Nara Shimizu's jokes, but he was determined to change his Orochimaru, and at this time he squeezed out his unfamiliar smile and raised his glass of wine.
"Orochimaru is also at the age of drinking. I am really very comforted!"
Jiraiya screamed strangely and raised her glass. In order to be a different self, Orochimaru also raised her middle finger to Jiraiya, while Tsunade and Hatsuki Mizuno were not funny, and they both clinked glasses and drank.
That night, Orochimaru welcomed his first drunkenness in more than 40 years. At the end of the drink, Jiraiya even shouted and wanted to take Orochimaru to Fengsu Street to experience the joy of adults.
What's scary is that Orochimaru nodded and agreed. If Tsunade, who didn't dare to drink too much, looked at the two middle-aged men, would have to appear in the Customs Street.
Nara Kamaru remembered that at the end of the cocktail party, Tsunade held Jiraiya's neck and pulled him away. After all, he almost forgot about it. After all, he drank it seriously last night with great face.
He had never stole chickens or was slick, and had never raised goldfish before. Nara Qu Ming woke up and found that he was in his guest room. He rubbed his eyes and went to wash up.
After going downstairs, he saw Ye Kura with a strange smile on his face. Nara Shimizu was puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Do you still know what you did last night?"
Ye Cang asked Ji Hua while asking back while making milk powder. Nara Shiming shook his head and said, "I only know that I woke up in the guest room. Did you drive me over?"
"How dare I! If you want to know, go and check out the surveillance camera. I'm afraid that I will laugh and die of anger when I say halfway."
Without describing what happened last night, just a little recollection, Ye Cang was almost unable to hold back his laughter.
Seeing Ye Kura's appearance, Nara Shiming felt panicked. Did he do something embarrassing last night?
He quickly cleaned himself up and then looked for his tablet. Fortunately, he didn't take the tablet out when he went out last night and found it soon.
Opening the surveillance software on the tablet, Nara Qu Ming called out the surveillance video, and as he watched, his face turned dark.
I saw that at around 2 a.m. last night, Nara Qu Ming came back with the cat step after anesthesia. Yekura went to support him, but Nara Qu Ming shouted: "I'm not drunk! If you don't believe me, I'll take you a straight cat step."
He even forced to hear the sound, and the innocent Yumi who came to the living room would compete with him for the authentic catwalk.
After making a fuss in the living room for a long time, perhaps because he was thirsty, Nara Qu Ming took the swaying cat steps again and went to the refrigerator to get the drink. As a result, his hands loosened and the drink fell to the ground.
In fact, nothing happened to the drink, and the bottle mouth was not even opened, and the bottle body was of quality, so nothing happened.
But Nara Kamemiya didn't know if it was a pitfall or something. She pointed to Yekura who was about to come and pick up the drink, and shouted righteously: "One man does things and one person does it. I will wipe the drink I killed myself!"
As he said that, Nara Shimizu began to take off his clothes in distortedly, if he had put a steel pipe in front of him...
Looking at Nara Qu Ming, who was surveillance, he already felt a sense of social death. He suddenly wanted to live in a different world, but the surveillance had not stopped yet.
Nara Kamiya kept his clothes on the ground, pressing his clothes with both hands in a flexed posture, sticking up his butt high, and starting to wipe the ground.
There was not enough vision, and Nara Shimizu probably couldn't react even if he had vision at that time. Nara Shimizu didn't dare to look closely, and found that he had touched the wall at least thirty times after doing it.
Finally, the exhausted Nara Quini "climbed" the stairs and entered the guest room, saying that he could not let the alcohol smell smug his wife and daughter. Then, Nara Quini was slept with a military punch on the boat while he was sleeping.
After watching the surveillance, Nara Qu Ming held his chin with one hand and the other tightly grasped the tablet. For the first time, he had the plan to quit drinking. Actually, thinking about it, what are the benefits of drinking?
Yekura watched the surveillance for nearly an hour in Nara Quini, and also made the milk powder and fed it. He also fried a fried rice, walked over and placed it in front of Nara Quini, reached out and climbed on Nara Quini's shoulder, and said:
"Let's eat something first, you can delete the monitoring at any time, no one except me."
Nara Shimizu shook her head firmly and said, "No! The video cannot be deleted. Yekura, if I get drunk again in the future, you can help me send the video to all your group chats."
"Did you have something wrong with drinking?"
Ye Cang was a little puzzled, Nara Shiming shook his head again and said, "I have to quit drinking. Ji Hua doesn't remember anything yet. If she waits for her to remember something and she sees me after I get drunk, will I still sort out the image of a strict father like this?!"
"Are you a strict father? I have never seen any strict father be so happy to be slapped by his daughter."
Yekura smiled and continued to expose the dark stuff of Nara Quini. Nara Quini's face became even darker. That was something last week. At that time, Nara Quini was holding Nara Jihua and wanted to coax her to take a nap.
While playing, Nara Jihua accidentally slapped Nara Quini. Nara Quini remembered that he seemed to say, "You try another one?"
Then, Jihua Nara didn't know if she understood or what happened, so she really put a few more thoughts on Nara Quini's cheek.
The subsequent plot development is:
"Good guy! You'll try again?"
"Bang!"
"Wow~~ If you have the guts, come on again!"
"Bang!"
"Hahaha, my daughter is so energetic, come on again!"
"Bang!"
“…”
"Come on, daughter, come on again, and come on again, and then dad will let you sleep."
"Bang!"
"Hahaha, good daughter."
Chapter completed!