Chapter 419 A bright smile as annoying as rain(1/2)
"I didn't expect that Lu Ming, you finally chose to be a man. Kushina rarely had a positive review of you last night, so keep it going. Looking forward to becoming your best man (you have no unmarried friends) and the godfather of your children in the future."
The day before the third semester of Ninja School started, Nara Qu Ming woke up and suddenly saw a message from Hatsuki Mizuno. After a few seconds of confusion, his mood became complicated.
But at least in a complex mood, positive emotions are far more than negative emotions. Although I am entangled, what kind of mood will be complicated with a smile?
After getting up and washing up, Nara Qu Ming found that Yekura was not at home as expected. Yekura has been busy these days, preparing for various preliminary work that the wedding needs to be carried out.
But at this time there was an "uninvited guest" at home. Nara Kumai walked to the kitchen and took a drink. He threw a bottle to Jiraiya, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and said:
"Teacher, why are you here? Is it that Lord Tsunade is chasing you again?"
Jiraiya drank a few sips of drinks and said dissatisfiedly: "Where is a disciple who would say that to the teacher? Ahem, that, to be honest, that... are there no witnesses at your wedding?"
Nara Kamikami kicked Jiraiya's feet on the coffee table, making room for herself to walk. After sitting next to Jiraiya, she said, "I don't plan to hold a pre-Buddhist wedding, what kind of witnesses are you going to have?"
"That's the pre-God style? It's a problem. Teacher, I don't want to be a clergyman, but for my disciple... If you are willing to ask me for a while, you can still get the title of a clergyman."
Jiraiya said to herself, ignoring Nara Quini's increasingly speechless expression. Finally, when Jiraiya finished talking, Nara Quini said, "There are no relatives in Yekura, so I don't want to hold a too grand wedding.
The self-home style is actually very good. Just invite a few people, then eat and drink, and you need a witness."
Yekura is a girl without a mother's family. If a grand wedding is held, those who can come to attend the wedding are probably all acquaintances from Nara Qu Ming, which will make Yekura very embarrassed.
If some people who didn't know the matter asked Ye Cang why he didn't see the guests from her parents' home, the wedding would probably not be so pleasant. Moreover, Nara Shiming didn't want those business friends to attend his wedding.
When I heard that Nara Shizumi didn't plan to hold a grand wedding, which was not even traditional, Jirai was a little sad for some reason, maybe he was pretending to be sympathetic.
"Oh, what I don't know most about is to choose disciples. When two disciples get married, none of them are willing to find me as a witness. I am really a failure in being a human being."
Jiraiya said with regret, her voice controlled vaguely so that Nara Quini could hear it. Nara Quini nodded decisively when he heard this. Jiraiya had just raised a little hope, and Nara Quini said:
"Yes, teacher, you really failed in life. Don't say that I don't plan to hold a wedding with a witness. Even if I hold it, I can't find a middle-aged bachelor to act as a witness for the wedding, right?"
“Tons tons~”
Jiraiya's face turned really dark this time. He picked up the drink and started drinking it again. Nara Kazuna patted Jiraiya's shoulder and continued to finish it:
"Teacher Jiraiya, when you were twenty-six years old, I seemed to say that if I had no girlfriend at the age of twenty-six, you could comment on my relationship at will, right?
In the blink of an eye, you are forty years old, and I am twenty-five. You have not made any emotional progress at all. I am going to get married. Are you really a failure in life?
Moreover, even though Orochimaru and Tsunade both look so young, you, who are equally strong, have a face like an uncle early on. Do you think you are worthy of Tsunade who looks like your junior?"
"Wuwuwu~ I want you to care! Wuwuwu~"
Nara Quini's words were like sharp knives, inserted into Jiraiya's heart. He pushed Nara Quini away, then grabbed the pillow on the sofa, bit the edge of the pillow, looking aggrieved.
Nara Shizumi didn't really say these words to harm Jiraiya. Although there are certain factors, the core point is that he is so sorry for Jiraiya.
According to the news that Nara Kazunaga received from Jiraiya and the old predecessors such as Miri Nara, Jiraiya seemed to have begun to pursue Tsunade after Tsunade was developed.
In other words, Jiraiya has been liking Tsunade for at least half of her life. But Jiraiya pursues Tsunade's way of just like a primary school student who deliberately pulls girls' hair to attract girls' attention.
I have always used a way that will make Tsunade disgusted. During the pursuit of Jiraiya and the Second Ninja World War, I missed the opportunity to win Tsunade's favor more than once because of my respect for Sarutobi Hinasen.
Later, Tsunade had Kato, a confidante, and even further developed. It can be said that it was just a matter of being sure of the relationship. Jiraiya could only feel wronged behind the two and then give up on herself.
It can be said that Jirai was not good at love, like a child. But what has happened since the Second Ninja World War? What has Jirai been doing for more than ten years?
In order to escape the responsibility of the village, the rogue world has transformed itself from a young man to a middle-aged man like a middle-aged uncle for nearly ten years.
But after meeting Tsunade again, he still acted like a pure and insane man with incomplete minds. He only knew how to lick a dog along Tsunade, and even dared not express his inner emotions like Tsunade.
Especially in the past few years, almost everyone has created opportunities for the two of them, but Jiraiya has turned himself into a human-shaped ATM and a human-shaped sandbag, either giving money or getting beaten.
In the past, Nara Quini had not left the scene with confidence to accuse Jiraiya, but since he recognized himself and made up his mind to promise Ye Kura for his whole life, Nara Quini felt that he was qualified.
Nara Tamari sat down again, leaned into Jiraiya's ear, and said, "Don't talk about being a disciple who is ignorant, I will give you the chance to pursue Master Tsunade at the wedding."
“What opportunity?”
Jiraiya subconsciously let go of the mouth biting the pillow and asked with anticipation. Then he seemed to have lost the courage in his heart and lowered his head again.
Nara Quini patted Jiraiya's back, and reversed the scene that Jiraiya comforted Nara Quini more than ten years ago, and continued:
"I will prepare a small game. At that time, Yekura and I will carry a bouquet of flowers at the wedding. Then I will ask the emcee to tell you that the unmarried man and woman who receive the bouquet of flowers from the bride and groom will be the most suitable couple.
I will collude with others. Only you and Tsunade will have the chance to get a bouquet. If Tsunade has a little idea, she will go back to pick it up.
If she didn't even think about reaching out to take it, then teacher...you should be single all your life."
"This is a good disciple of my teacher! In the future, my teacher will let your child become the contractor of Miaomushan!"
Jiraiya was instantly happy, laughed loudly, hugged Nara Qu Ming with his backhand, and the master and apprentice both smiled, using one word to describe it as collusion!
"That...can you be a little too much? For example, the two people who receive the bouquet of flowers have to kiss in public at the wedding... or something lightly in public? At least they can hug, or hold hands?"
After laughing, Jiraiya looked at Nara Kazuna and asked. Nara Kazuna nodded and said, "I'm fine, I just asked the emcee to add a sentence. The question is, do you dare, teacher?
Or, do you think your body can withstand the beating of Lord Tsunade?"
Jiraiya rubbed his chin with his other hand, thought for a while, and said, "If you enter the immortal mode, you can still withstand it. As long as Tsunade doesn't untie his seal."
"Do you think Tsunade Tsunade kisses and then hits, or starts hitting directly?"
"Uh... then forget it, at least add a blessing to us?"
"Teacher, you are too greedy, okay? That's my wedding. If the guests don't bless me, I will bless you?"
Nara Quini shook Jiraiya away, Jirai refused to give up, grabbed Nara Quini's hands and said, "Lu Ming, the teacher is already forty years old, it would be too late to get married."
"It's too late to be forty!"
Nara Qu Ming subconsciously retorted, then looked at Jiraiya with tears and extremely sincere eyes, thought for a while, and said, "No problem, but I can only say it before throwing the flower, and I must let Yekura say it."
"Why?"
"Because Lord Tsunade dares to take his anger, but Yekura is a newcomer or a bride. Lord Tsunade will probably only give her face alone. It's just... You know, I won't force a girl to do anything..."
Nara Tatsumaki said, looking at Jiraiya with an explicit look, Jiraiya said without hesitation: "I will teach you the immortal mode to your future children, and even my ninjutsu can be taught."
Nara Kamaru pursed his lips and said with annoyance: "But these... I can let Minato teach unconditionally, after all, he said he wanted to become my child's godfather..."
The meaning is very clear, that is, there is not enough chips. Jiraiya gritted his teeth again and said, "Then I will act as a leader of the team, until he is better than me!"
"My child may not necessarily be a ninja. Even if he is a ninja, I can find a team leader who can protect him and fully... After all, Genma, Kai, even Kakashi, Obito and others will not be weaker than you in the future..."
"I have nothing else or talent."
Jiraiya's face became decadent. After living for forty years, he didn't even touch Nara Shimi. He was really a failure!
Nara Kame smiled and said, "You are my teacher, how could I ask you for it? But Yekura is a girl after all, and he will definitely not want to age himself..."
"The technique of Yin Seal? But that's what Tsunade did..."
Jiraiya immediately understood what Nara Shimizuki meant, but he didn't know how to seal the Yin. After all, it was a secret legend of the Uzumaki clan, and not every Uzumaki clan knew it. For example, Kushina did not practice the Yin Seal technique.
Jiraiya was still at a loss, but Nara Shimizu shook her head and said, "The Yin Seal technique may not be enough. It is best to bring the Baihao technique and the Creation and Regeneration technique developed by Tsunade himself."
After Nara Quini finished speaking, Jiraiya's face became even more dim. He thought Nara Quini would retreat when he saw the difficulties, but unexpectedly, he was more eager to get ahead, and his purpose was not only to seal the Yin.
"Actually, you don't have to worry so much. I'm not going to want it right away. You can think of it as a promise. If one day you can convince Master Tsunade, it will not be too late to fulfill it. How about it? The deal?"
Jiraiya thought for a while, but still held the hand handed by Nara Qu Ming and said, "Document!"
"Okay, that's all. By the way, teacher, can you do me a favor?"
When the deal was completed, Nara Shin-ming remembered another thing, and his face also showed a distress that had just been consistent with Jiraiya. Jiraiya was a little confused and asked, "What's the matter? I will definitely help you if I can do it."
"Can you send my wedding invitation to Yahiko and the others in the name of you as my teacher?"
"Why? Oh...I understand, don't worry, let me tell you this little thing to my teacher. But are you sure they will all come?"
Jiraiya also understood what Nara Quini meant and patted Nara Quini's shoulder sympathetically. Nara Quini leaned back on the sofa and leaned against the seat. Her eyes seemed to be able to see through the ceiling, see through the time, and see the itinerary at night, saying:
"Who knows? It's just... I can't hide it from my junior brother and sister, right?"
Jiraiya learned Nara Shimizu's movements, looked at the ceiling, and sighed, "Lu Ming, from today on, I recognize you as a man."
"Please don't say such things, it's easy for others to misunderstand if you say it!"
"What are you misunderstood? Damn! Nara Shimi! I am your teacher! How can you think so?!"
"I can't do something like that, but you may not be sure. Forty years, I don't even have a girlfriend. Who knows if your heart has been twisted! Or it's been twisted from the beginning!"
The master and apprentice resumed the quarrel and then parted in disagreement as usual.
However, both of them kept their promises. Nara Shimizu soon talked about these things to Yekura, and then continued to work the next day.
After Jiraiya packed his bags, he also took a task from Habuki Mizuno and set out for the Land of Rain.
Although the wedding has begun, the time will not be too fast. The venue, guests, and the process must be arranged in advance. At that time, Miri Nara may have to go to the Hokkiji Temple to pray for blessings and ask for an auspicious day.
It will take at least one or two months, so for Nara Kamemi, he still has at least one or two months to be single.
On the third day of the Ninja School's opening, Jiraiya finally arrived in the Rain Country and found Yahiko. He encountered some twists and turns on the way, such as the S-class rebel ninja from the two Water Country, who actually became a member of the Akatsuki organization.
After seeing Jiraiya again, some unpleasant friction first occurred. Fortunately, Yahiko arrived in time, so the battle did not escalate.
After hearing that Yahiko and the others were Jiraiya's disciples, the two rebels in the Water Kingdom were shocked. In their self-introduction, one of them was called Heichou Leiya and the other was called Ganji Kisame, who defected at different times.
Jiraiya confirmed it with the information he knew and roughly guessed the reason why the two defected.
Thanks to the addition of the two Upper Ninja combat powers and the resignation of more and more ninjas, the Akatsuki organization has developed very well now. From the underground organization that was suppressed and beaten by Hanzo in the past few years, it has developed into a force that can compete with Hanzo.
To be continued...