Chapter 278 Why are you here (4,000 words)(1/2)
"Where did you get this paper money?"
Su Bai found a total of five such paper money from the shelves.
There is no portrait printed on the paper, only some kind of bright red bouquets similar to the red shore flower and a very traditional thing like Wangchuan River. As for the amounts on it, most of them are written randomly, with a huge amount. It starts with more than 100,000 yuan per picture and a million yuan per picture. This is not uncommon.
Anyway, in the eyes of these living people, money in the underworld is like it will not be inflationary, and the more money you give, the better.
Little do we know that the underworld has not yet started currency business.
Overall, there is nothing special about it, and even the patterns printed on it look like they were made in a small workshop. They are very unclear and even have ghosts. They are of the type that is also very inferior in the paper money world, and no one picks up them even if they throw them on the ground.
But what really caught his attention was that the paper money was almost exactly the same as what he had received from Zunyue Learning before!
If nothing unexpected happens, the effect should be similar.
This made him a little strange.
This boss also looks ordinary, without any mysterious physique or awesomeness. Where did he get the paper money?
Could it be that I am so lucky that I found a secret whistle that Zunyue learned as soon as I went out?
At this time, the boss also looked at the paper money in his hand in confusion: "This thing...has any of these goods purchased in my store?"
"Ah, by the way!"
He slapped his head suddenly: "I remember, this thing was given to me by a strange woman!"
"A strange woman?"
"Yes, it was about half a month ago. Speaking of which, it was almost the same day. At this time, I used to making paper and wreaths here alone in the middle of the night to cultivate inspiration, so I often opened the door until very late."
The shop owner began to recall it and subconsciously wanted to light a cigarette, but when he thought of his place, he shrank back, tsk his mouth and continued.
"I was sitting here and the little man with paper slap that day. Suddenly I heard someone at the door asking me how to sell paper slap. I looked back and saw a woman in a little worn and shabby dress standing in the shadows under the lantern at the door."
"The woman impressed me very much. She looked pretty good, but there was a big scar on her face, as if she had been burned by fire. Moreover, her face turned pale and she was not very normal. She kept lowering her head and talking without looking at people. It felt like she was looking at a dead person, which was strange."
"I didn't think much about my work at that time. I looked at the two paper-made boys and girls she pointed at and said the price. She took out the money from her pocket and put it on the shelf, picked up the things and left."
"I didn't care at that time. When I finished my work, I got up and looked at it. I realized that the little girl who looked very pitiful and honest actually dared to fool me with paper money, and the quality was so poor! I almost pissed off!"
Speaking of this, the boss was still a little swaying and glaring at the eyes. He was obviously very angry. He took a few breaths before continuing to speak.
"But I think that girl is pitiful, she is too lazy to see her just like a little thing that costs about a hundred yuan."
It seems that this boss is pretty good.
Su Bai nodded slightly, his eyes filled with thoughts.
I didn't expect that I could get such a reward after going out.
"Then which paper man she bought can show me?"
The boss nodded happily: "Okay, look at the two boys and girls at the door, the sales are pretty good. Are you interested in buying one too? This kind of thing will be done to your deceased relatives in the family, so that they can relieve their boredom in the underworld, and they will not be too lonely..."
"You can't talk nonsense, no one in my family has any trouble." Su Bai shook his head.
"Ah, then you can buy this?" The boss looked at the paper cars with some confusion.
"Buy it back and play it yourself."
Su Bai smiled. These words made him doubt his life.
"Do you play by yourself? Do you have this kind of habit?"
Even children can't sit in this kind of paper car, and the material is soft and it will be flattened by just pinching it. How can it be seated?
This guest looked quite fierce, but he was even joking when he was unexpectedly.
Su Bai glanced at the pair of small paper men at the door, which were about half a person tall, with a slightly red face. The cartoon style was not too realistic and bluffing.
However, in this gloomy environment, it is a bit scary.
"Then I'll take a couple back here too. Boss, how much does it cost to settle the account..."
"Okay!"
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With these bought things, Su Bai quickly returned to the underworld.
However, these paper cars are still paper cars, and there is no change.
He tried to burn one for himself, but nothing was left except ashes on the ground.
He couldn't help but start to ponder where the problem was.
"These paper cars themselves are just ordinary mortal papers. Although the owner of the paper shop made them into cars, their essence has not changed after all."
"In other words, they need to change their essence first?"
Su Bai thought for a while, picked up a paper cart and tried to send a little incense power into it.
In an instant, a glimmer of light emanated from above and then disappeared into it.
This time, Su Bai picked up the lighter and lit the paper car.
Just as the paper car started to burn, he suddenly felt something, turned his head and saw that the shadow of a car began to slowly appear not far away!
And the order of occurrence is displayed according to the progress of combustion.
For example, after the paper car burned the front of the car, a front of the car appeared on the open space.
As the combustion became faster and faster, the vehicle began to show more bodies in front of him.
When the paper truck is burning, the whole vehicle will appear!
The appearance of the car is average and basically consistent with the appearance of the paper car. It is probably what it looks like after being enlarged by more than ten times.
However, after he went up and touched it, he found that the material of this real car was actually paper. Whether it was the door, headlight, or the engine seat inside, it felt like the texture of rough paper.
But these papers are very tough and far from comparable to those of ordinary paper cars.
He felt that even if the real car collided with this paper car, it would be a problem for who would scrap it first.
Of course, in fact, the real car in the mortal world cannot hit this paper car.
He sat up curiously and tried to start it up. The paper car actually started as if it was ready. He could move forward with a kick of the accelerator, and it was very powerful...
It was only after he got off the car that he realized that the wheels of the car were made of paper and were sticky on it, so he couldn't move at all. So the so-called movement just now was actually the whole car floating on the ground.
Without resistance and the vehicle is extremely light, it is no wonder that the speed can be increased so quickly.
"Well, this thing is good."
Su Bai nodded with satisfaction.
It's not in vain that he worked so hard to tinker with these things.
He suddenly thought of something, and turned around and attracted Ge Ningjian.
"Sir, what are your instructions?" Ge Ningjian asked respectfully.
Recently, after Su Bai asked him to take charge of the service house, he summoned several ghost workers, but the manpower was far from enough to deal with this city with a population of millions, so he was quite busy every day.
Immediately, he saw the paper car behind Su Bai at a glance, and couldn't help but be stunned.
"This is?"
"This is something I have developed recently. Although it looks a bit strange, it can drive normally like a mortal vehicle."
Su Bai patted the outer shell of the paper car and made a "bang" sound.
It's really strong.
"So I suddenly thought that ghosts usually use walking or flying to do business outside, which is indeed inconvenient and exhausting. So I consider whether to get you a car, so the efficiency of doing things should be greatly improved."
"This idea is indeed good!" Ge Ningjian was a little surprised. After thinking about it for a moment, he nodded in surprise and bowed, "Then it will be hard for you to work hard!"
Su Bai then did the same thing and transformed the remaining paper cars into vehicles that could be truly driven by ghosts.
When he saw the seven "official vehicles" arranged neatly, Su Bai felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, and he felt that his underworld had successfully moved a little further to keep up with the progress of modernization!
He thought about it for a while, perhaps after catching a few programmer's ghosts, he could purchase some computers next time so that his underworld could keep up with the Internet era, and then statistical management would be more convenient.
Anyway, it is definitely much more convenient than everyone nowadays who write with a brush like the ancients.
Here, Ge Ningjian has a driver's license. He found a few other ghost soldiers who can drive them to the service house together. Next time he goes out to catch ghosts, he doesn't have to walk hard by himself.
However, what Su Bai is most interested in is of course to renovate his own car.
He handed the matter over to the two repairmen.
In short, let them try to dismantle the paper money and the real car and integrate them into one.
He also promised that if they could modify it to satisfy him, perhaps if a car repair department was set up in the underworld in the future, they could also become veterans and become small officials.
These words naturally made them very motivated instantly. They were not thinking about being lazy, but they were working overtime for their future development!
Su Bai did not continue to watch here. After seeing that the time was almost over, he went back to the mortal world first.
I picked up the puppet doll first.
The remaining two bodies have been transformed, and they are both of the same standard perfect figure, with a blank face and are convenient for later transformation and use.
To be continued...