Chapter 331: A guy with a perm cant beat a guy with a tattoo
Li Cang was dragged away from the canteen by Li Lace, and his target was aimed at the bar wine cabinet at the sea bath.
Lao Wangkukuku smiled like a single-cylinder diesel engine, but he encountered even greater trouble before he could laugh enough. The 14-year-old girl had a crisp sound on Lao Wang's table, and the soup splashed several times.
"Uncle, we're meeting again~" The little girl raised her arm mischievously and almost put her tender white back on Lao Wang's face. "Hey, you don't look like a good person, but I still generously decided to give you a chance to have a name!"
"What does it mean to look like a good person? What are you trying to do with this look?" Lao Wang was puzzled, "And why your dishes are different from us? Braised pork?"
"Take, kissing, I don't understand this, it's indeed the old uncle...
The little girl took her hand back in anger and rolled her eyes at the same time, which was so charming that Lao Wang looked seriously inconsistent with her age.
"I am the most beautiful among all 14-year-old girls. I'm taken for granted. I'm just braised pork. I'm just a braised pork for me. I'm considered an honor for those stupid eggs in the kitchen~"
"Okay, so what's your name?"
"Gu Mengxi, your name is beautiful. My father's surname is Gu and my mother's surname is Meng. The two neighbors in Baijia's surnames..." The little girl chattered and suddenly realized, "You are very rude. It's obviously me asking you the name of this villain's face!"
"My surname is Zhong, Zhong Jianzhang."
"You are lying!" Gu Mengxi stared at him angrily, "You are obviously Wang, but I heard that handsome little brother call you Lao Wang!"
“I#@¥%..."
"Even little fairy, you have the nerve to cheat. You don't have any eyesight to see it. It's useless for me to wear JK today," Gu Mengxi said poutingly, "But... I did not see the wrong person!"
"Hey, bad guy, do you have a tattoo? Do you know how to have a tattoo?"
Lao Wang was too lazy to pay attention to this little girl, so he said casually:
"Yes, I have an elephant tattoo on my body!"
After saying that, he threw the plate into the recycling bin and flew away.
Gu Mengxi was stunned for a moment. Lao Wang had already walked far away. She was so angry that she stamped her feet and stopped eating. She followed her with small steps.
"Bad guy, what are you running away?"
"You are not lying to others again, no one will have an elephant tattoo on their bodies. It's so ugly."
"Where are you tattooed, there is nothing. Oh, I know, your elephant is not pink cartoon, so I am so embarrassed that I don't want to see it?"
Lao Wang was impatient and had a good nature to get up, regardless of whether he was a minor in front of him: "I don't have any hair... I don't even change my breasts and teeth. I know how beautiful and ugly the hammer is. I don't have any tattoos because they are not big enough!"
"Wow, you're talking swear!" Gu Mengxi's eyes turned sarcastically, "Then you will definitely have a tattoo. Can you give me a tattoo?"
Lao Wang looked up and down at Gu Mengxi, looking like he was picking vegetables in the vegetable market.
"What are you tattooed with? Patterned with mahjong? White board, don't, two cakes, no, no ~"
"You are just a white board! You are just a second cake!" Gu Mengxi actually understood, "Abnormal crazy! You think you are beautiful! You are tattooing your arms! I want flower arms, tattooing a female devil who looks super beautiful and fierce!"
Lao Wang found a table next to the bar of the sea bathing grounds and asked for a large bucket of cold beer: "You are such a small thing, with a hammer tattoo, and the female devil's head is no matter how fierce it is for two years, she will have to grow into a female monster, in the physical sense."
"Hey, bad guy, this fairy is talking to you very seriously," Gu Mengxi's expression suddenly became aggrieved, with big eyes and watery eyes, and her face changed very quickly. "Why are you like this? Oh, I don't suit your taste, right? What do you like? I'm introducing the fat girl over there to you, okay? Look at you, you must like those with big breasts and big butts. Maybe you can give birth to several big fat boys!"
Lao Wang's face turned green and he didn't want to get stuck with her anymore, so he spoke directly to drive him away.
"Genggugugugugugu, what's wrong with being young? I don't want to scold you, get out of here!"
Gu Mengxi was stunned, and a pack of tears quickly accumulated in her eyes. Soon, she snapped and then couldn't hold it anymore, and the broken strings crackled like beads.
Lao Wang's expression at that time became a word "囧" that was visible to the naked eye, and he was in a panic and said in a panic.
"I said...No... the first two words do not count..."
"You damn...not...why are you crying..."
"Hey, you're a little moral, you won't be able to get a chat, you won't be able to use such a poisonous hand. It doesn't matter if you cry, I don't want to be face-saving?"
"The genius chats with you!"
Gu Mengxi blew a bubble of snot, and her big eyes were wide open, and her pure and clean eyes were enough to make anyone with a little moral bottom line feel extremely ashamed.
"You all bully people. Is it fun to bully me? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
Lao Wang...
After all, Lao Wang is not a serious person, his solution to this is-
He frowned and glared back!
"Himmer~"
The little girl is only 14 years old and is immature. She has never seen a bad person in the end and has never had a face-to-face contact with a zombie. She has never seen such a vicious look in her life. She was so scared that she hiccupped and choked.
I'm so awesome!
The child stops crying!
Lao Wang's drama genius possessed him, and he forced himself to his face to the point of being ashen and slapped him on the table.
The little girl didn't faint on the spot. Her thin and weak body, like a bean sprout, swayed violently, and her body softened and fell on the chair.
"You...you...woowoo..."
"Stop crying!!"
"Himmer~"
Lao Wang sat down himself, a cigarette popped out of the big golden knife, and his eyes shook at the lighter on the table.
Gu Mengxi's face was covered in tears, and subconsciously picked up the lighter.
"Ba~"
"Tsk, hiss, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough,
Lao Wang almost coughed out his lungs.
"Forgot, I can't smoke..."
"Puff~"
The little girl laughed so hard that she threw a bubble of snot, and she noticed it herself, so she cried even more sadly, which was heartbreaking.
“Woo woo wow wow wow wow wow…”
How could the little fairy have a snot soaked in her nose? She can’t live this life!
Therefore, social death is the driving force of social interaction.
Soon the generation gap between the two men became a thoroughfare, and communication was smooth and unimpeded.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
"The forum says that a tattoo can't be beaten by a perm," the little girl looked at the group of sisters who were perm in a certain direction, and was secretly nodded. "I know it's fake, but I want to make myself look more fierce and less difficult to mess with!"
oh...
So it’s just rejected by the sister group or even bullying?
This is probably a matter of being accused of such a quirky, brainstorming, and cute little fairy who is stupid and stupid, probably a matter of accusation of revenge at every minute.
But Master Wang’s brain circuit does not belong to the category of serious people after all—
"Fake it, who said that the perm of the hair cannot beat the tattoo, and who said that the tattoo looks more fierce than the perm of the hair, they are all fake!"
"Clam??"
"Swish~" Lao Wang whistled, "That person who permed his hair, come here!"
Not far away, Miss Qiu, who was helpless in the sea bathing area, was really looking back. Of course, it was impossible to come over.
"Roar~"
The entire deck instantly fell silent.
"Here, just it," Lao Wang pointed at Miss Qiu and smiled, "Do you find a tattooed person to come and play?"
“…”
The expression on Gu Mengxi's face was wonderful.
Lao Wang?
Lao Wang was enjoying it and took several sets of photos by the way...
Chapter completed!