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Chapter 152 The Art of Language

Li Cang said he wouldn't sleep, that means he really wouldn't sleep, and he was as energetic as a dog.

Lao Wang was in trouble. The weather was hot. He drank a lot of wine. In addition, his 200-300 pounds of body was so sleepy that his eyelids fell like several weights.

"Teacher Cang, why are your eyes green? Tell me the truth, how long has it been since you had a good sleep?"

Li Cang sleeps with a hammer!

He just knocked more than 100 irritable soldier ants with his big wand in the morning!

"If you can't stand it, go to bed first..."

Lao Wang was stubborn, and he sent Tai Xiaoyi away.

"Go and go, a woman as beautiful as my little lady needs sleep to nourish her~"

Li Lace, who was squatting on the bench next to the barbecue rack, stopped her movement of sucking the roasted ants, and she looked at Lao Wang quietly.

"Is it not worthy?"

Old Wang was stupid, and he never expected that if he showed his love, he would firmly and consciously raise the torch to him.

"Ah...haha...how is that possible..."

He smiled embarrassedly, his expression was as hideous and embarrassing as he could have expected.

Suddenly my eyes turned and pointed at Li Lace and Li Cang.

"Why, you two go to sleep together?" The chest slapped, "I'll come and see here, I'll look, you can sleep boldly!"

Da Lei Zi rolled his eyes and threw a pile of raw ant legs.

"Ha, go barbecue!"

“How ~”

Ha, the golden sun is awesome!

The food pioneer Wang, who added a strong ink to the recipe of the flower family, was obviously attracted by the ant's legs, otherwise this beating would never be able to escape.

"So still eat?" Li Cang looked shocked, "Barbecue is a good time, it's a weight loss crematorium!"

Lao Wang whispered,

"Yeah yeah."

Li Lace's head doesn't raise her eyes or open her eyes,

"I am very talented, can I find out if I eat or not?"

Li Cang Lao Wang was extremely shocked.

"Ha, I never made concessions in terms of food when I was treating abroad, because there was no need," Li Lace glanced at Zhong Jianzhang with extreme contempt. "My weight is because of the various hormone drugs that my unreliable parents forced to feed when they were young. What about Ning? What about Ning's fat body? "

Lao Wang:...

This is this! I can still stung my heart if I hide so much?

Lao Wang is not the kind of inspirational young man who works hard to do his best—

Maybe it used to be, but since he became addicted to the gym and various exercises, he has trained his body fat to the same level as Hunyuan, he believes that he has deleted the word "loss" from his mind.

You let go and mock me hard. I will write my last name again when I mention weight loss!

“Hosh~hhh~”

There was an extra zombie in the tree hole, and the heavy breathing sounded.

It had no clothes on its body, and was covered with scars. It was as dirty as the mop that had just cleaned the public toilet. It showed a very confused expression towards the grill that blocked the tree holes.

The barbecue master Wang was holding a handful of ant legs and meat skewers in his hand, looking at the zombie in a daze. The two had a surprising tacit understanding, and there was no movement or sound for several seconds.

Maybe the two guys were too tacit. Teacher Cang, who was poured into two bottles, and Li Lace, who was immersed in the beauty of an ant legs, did not notice anything abnormal.

"Teacher Cang?"

"Um?"

"Okay, the zombie... Damn it's really a hell..."

"Class?" Li Cang responded in a daze, and his whole body was shocked: "Walking zombies?"

The zombie proved its existence with the greatest efforts of this life.

"The mouth is scattered—"

However, before the roar was over, a third hand appeared behind it... and a fourth...

Another walking zombie!

The tree hole was narrow and short, and the thin Li Cang had to bend over and lean to get in. The moment the second zombie appeared out of thin air, the two zombies squeezed and twisted into strange shapes on the spot.

No matter how inferior canned food is, I dare not stuff it like this...

After all, the corpse has no commendable wisdom. When he was trapped, he immediately struggled wildly, hoping to tear the other party and gain more space for himself.

"Crack~"

The first dull sound of bone fracture sounded.

Totally crazy!

Confrontation, struggle, bite...

A few drops of blood were splattered on the grill, and the smoke was sizzling, and a strange smell spread.

Lao Wang: "Okay...good guy..."

Miss Qiu hurried over and bite the butt of an unknown corpse in the tree hole, which was very fierce!

Then...

He showed a look of helpless doubting Maosheng.

Its sniff is very short, not like the canines. This situation and angle do not support it to have a feast. After all, it only chewed a little bit of insignificant meat from its round butt.

The strange "war" in the tree hole did not end with one side's injury. The whole process was filled with changing roars and dull striking sounds, and the cracks and brittle sounds of bone cracks from time to time.

"It's outrageous..."

With Lao Wang's imagination, he never thought that such a scene would happen.

Really? A strong man locks a man and a man can't open glue if he adds a man!

"How about I get them out. It's so miserable. It hurts when I look at it. Tsk, they are about to make juice..."

Li Lace pinched the dagger and slashed for a long time. All she saw were parts like arms, buttocks, legs, and other parts that did not cause fatal damage to the zombies. Other parts were blocked by the wooden walls of the tree holes, and there was no angle to start.

em.

Forget it, life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in heaven. I have to say that some things are born to suffer.

Li Cang said,

"Have you noticed just now that when the second zombie appeared, the light in the tree hole seemed to be distorted and unrealistic."

Lao Wang raised his hand.

"Well, please speak first by Lao Wang."

"I'm night blind, and I'm watching the things on the opposite side through the grill and the charcoal fire."

"roll..."

"I seem to see it," said Li Les, "I always feel like I've seen something similar..."

Li Cang was very satisfied.

"Think about it, how did we come back?"

"Ba~" Li Lace slapped her forehead, "You mean, that 'portal'? Yes, yes, that kind of distorted light, it's right!"

Lao Wang shouted,

"Portable? Is this not developed anymore? There is a copy of monsters in my backyard that can kill!"

Li Cang circled around the big banyan tree,

"Pray: Explain... Forget it..."

Lao Wang said in confusion,

"Why don't you ask? This is not you!"

Li Cang rolled his eyes,

"When thinking about the entry, the scope of the problem is too large. Can a little coin be empty in one go?"

"Black businessmen are the ones, and they are so terrified," said Lao Wang. "That's right, your thinking pattern is wrong. There is always a sour smell that a bad guy wants me."

Li Lace sneered,

"Mr. Wang, you are still a few people who have been pitted by praying for coins."

Lao Wang murmured: "No matter how much I have, I can't owe tens of thousands of debts at a time..."

"How come you know, I think you want to die!!"

He wanted to slap himself in a big mouth. Why can't he get rid of this bad habit of talking?

Lao Wang doesn't want to die, Lao Wang is very concerned.

"The heroine spares her life, the hero is proud of her, and the hero's good friends finally get married!"

Li Lace was stunned,

"Hmm? Well...hum..."

Lao Wang let out a long sigh.
Chapter completed!
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