The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us. Text Volume . Just when Lao Wang felt that his skill was still worth some money, he heard Li Cang put it aside to make trouble.

: "Regardless of what the ingredients of this product are, he himself is still drinking tonics. My suggestion is to go directly to Aunt Kong. Aunt Kong is more trustworthy in terms of character and professional ethics."

Wu Yisong's eyes lit up, and the bleak future he had foreseen for the past two days suddenly became brighter.

Reliable!

Teacher Cang must be reliable!

Wu Yisong firmly believed that he was not physically weak, but mentally weak. Over the past two days, whenever he thought about the possibility that he would live a horse-riding life in the future, he would get excited. His legs would tremble with excitement, and then he would feel a sense of emptiness.

,Well, of course this is also mental!

Lao Wang was so disgusted: "Happy girl is here! Li Cang, you are so boring! Speaking of Wu Yisong, what is your ability to pray? You should not be so useless after living until now, right?"

Wu Yisong: "."

Brother, we have to practice martial ethics. Can you not rub salt into the wound? I am working in a factory and I am 007. Who can be a serious person and take the civil service exam? If I can fight and carry a lot of physical strength, as for this

Is it a toss-up of thirteen moves in a row? As for being almost beaten to pieces by the uncle? Besides, besides talent, isn’t it because women have higher growth potential?

Seeing that Wu Yisong had lost his glory, Lao Wang said: "Oh, I understand, I understand, all the skills are focused on the liver, right? After all, it was the superior liver that Director Zhan had touched with his own hands and that Director Pei had praised personally.

Son!"

Damn it!

This beast!

I shouldn't have come today!

Wu Yi relaxed and said lifelessly: "It seems that you don't want to participate in the thank you banquet tomorrow night. It's useless for me to arrange it -"

"Shh!" Lao Wang covered his mouth: "You don't need to say it, it won't work if you say it!"

"?"

The dignified Master Wang actually has a day when he is suppressed by others and relies on others, which is very satisfying!

Wu Yisong said: "Well, thank you is just a formality. Everyone worked hard during the days of my wedding. I just took this opportunity to let brothers and friends gather together to eat something good, drink something good, have fun, and pick up and drop off in the car."

Mr. Wu will pay for all the expenses, and I guarantee that everything will be properly arranged for you!"

"Mr. Wu is grand!"

The fun index of playing for free and paying for it with your own money are very different. Lao Wang was very satisfied with Xiao Wuzi's knowledge of interests.

Li Cang: "I won't go."

To a certain extent, the most interesting thing in this world is to trample on authority and blaspheme beauty.

Who would have thought that there would be a group of losers here who would dare to turn a deaf ear to the speeches of Teacher Cang, who always speaks his mind. It can be seen that time and events are really a circle, and the links are intertwined with each other, and every scene seems familiar.

Lao Wang said happily: "Your Excellency, the most notorious cruel tyrant on the track, if I were you, I should start to repent and reflect now. Doesn't it feel very unpleasant to have your opinions ignored?"

"You mean, I'm ignoring others?"

Lao Wang's face was distorted: "What do you mean? What the hell do you mean? I'm not a human being? Am I not a human being?"

"Then do you think any of them are paying attention to you?"

"."

There is a saying that Wu Yisong's thank-you banquet was arranged very decently and in a very elegant way. He led a group of groomsmen and bridesmaids to eat, drink and have fun in the White Bath Palace. He was almost squandering money regardless of the cost, which made Lao Wang once doubt whether the base was behind the scenes.

Everyone was very happy to secretly give this guy a salary increase by following the welfare bulletin board of the civil service system. However, for Li Cang, this kind of thing can basically be equated with social entertainment, and it is really not fun at all.

After eating, I took a bath, soaked my feet, pressed my waist and sang K. It was already the early morning of the next day when I came out of the White Bath Palace. About half of the people had dispersed. Wu Yisong returned from target practice while listening to what these guys were singing.

Hand-teared schedule: "Indoor shooting range or wild hunting, brothers and sisters, which one do you want to go to?"

"Eh? Is there anything like that in the base?"

"Yes, you can hunt on Uncle Black Island. It is said to be very local. There are some tribal guides who will accompany you to hunt in the most primitive way, and then you will have bonfire barbecues, dances and prayers. Teacher Cang, haven't you been there?

?”

"I've been to the sea and I've never seen the kind you mentioned."

"How about next time? You won't have enough fun if you don't have 5, 7 or 8 days. How about we go to the park and play the two haunted house scenes that we didn't finish last time?"

"Wonderful!"

“Seriously agree!”

Li Cang: "."

Two hours later, there was a scene of a haunted house in the park and an abandoned temple.

"Brother, sit here, brother, do you want tea or lemonade?"

"Lemonade, wait, why do you have such a thing in this haunted house?"

In the past, the paper man put on a yellow robe and made up in ancient costume: "Sea salt lemonade is very popular with customers. Customers who fainted and woke up and wanted to drink water received rave reviews after tasting it, and occasionally gave extra tips.

Take it, then everyone will have it ready."

Li Cang looked around: "What do you mean by fainting?"

"Some fainted from fright, and some fainted from running too fast." The paper man said with a smile: "You may not know if you haven't been here recently, but our scenes have been upgraded to be even more terrifying and story-telling.

It’s also more coherent.”

Li Cang has a high emotional intelligence: "Oh, it looks very interesting!"

"Uh, hehehehahaha."

Isn’t it interesting what the little paper man thought? I’ve been doing this for more than half a year, and I haven’t even served you tea as much as I have done with the incense. I missed work twice since you came here twice. If it weren’t for the tips,

No matter what I say, I have to risk my life to argue with you. Our working class has the power!

With a click of biu, a beautiful three-legged dog wearing a tuxedo and holding a silver tray appeared next to the two of them. Li Cang asked: "Do you want to eat pig's trotters, Aunt Kong? Oh, it's Chef Kong Jingqiao's recipe. The little lady will try it."

made."

"Is this edible? Is this something I can eat? No, no, no."

"Is there surveillance?"

"have"

Click.

It's gone now.

The braised pig's trotters are very fragrant. The braised pig's trotters that have been soaked in the refrigerator for two days and two nights and then dried with cold air are even more fragrant. The paper man thinks that he must have some strange luck in it. After all,

It would be difficult for a normal person to talk to Teacher Cang while eating Chef Kong's secret recipe of pig's trotters.

afterwards.

The park reported damage to 18 walking corpses, 6 exotic beasts, 3 employees, 1 replica of an ancient temple, and 2 cameras. A group of people had no objections to this and calmly paid the compensation.

Lao Wang turned back and glanced at the scene of the deserted temple where the sign "Under construction, customers stopped" was once again hung up. He suddenly wanted to say a few dirty words, but considering that the perpetrator was Dalei Zi himself, his remaining reason decisively gave up.

He closed his mouth.

Ah.

Some people who are so powerful that they can brutally kill a truckload of ghosts are actually frightened by this simple combination of props and sound effects. It is hard to imagine how complex a creature like a woman is.

"Ahem, um, who still has it? Get me some more wrapping paper. Someone just poured lemonade on my pants!"

In the evening, Rao Qifang, who had just gotten off work, looked at the group of little kids sitting in a row in the living room, her expression showing an indescribable satisfaction.

"How about smashing it? How have you been playing with your friends these days?"

"Well, it's pretty good." Li Cang took out the jio that Li Lai had put into his clothes and threw it aside. "Wu Yisong said that there is a place for hunting on Uncle Hei's Island, and that there are also bonfire parties and prayer performances.

Yeah, it’s quite primitive. Mom, how about we go play together some other day, and Aunt Kong and Aunt Jin also have a vacation together."

"Hunting?" Rao Qifang thought for a while, "It sounds interesting. Do you want to use a gun?"

"Gun, you are very accurate with cold weapons. Have you never touched a gun?"

"Not really."

Li Laixi was lying on Qin Zhenzhen, and the dog put its feet on Li Cang's belly again: "Rao Qifang, Aunt Jin said before that she wanted to take you to the shooting range, but you refused to go. You are really looking down on others."

Dish, oh, Aunt Jin?"

Jin Yujing smiled and said: "The shooting range in Yanchuan is really not interesting. It's just a little big. There are only a few types of guns, and you can only shoot fixed targets. But the place for practicing bows is very good. There are many beautiful ladies. They are very professional and special."

The sassy one, I used to go there often at that time, and I wanted to help Li Cang gain some knowledge, but unfortunately our arrogant Princess Cang Cang didn't give her any face."

"It's so shameful!" Li Cang retorted, "Didn't I go golfing with you once?"

The corner of Jin Yujing's mouth twitched: "Forget it, there are so many mosquitoes and the sun is so hot. No matter how many layers of sunscreen you apply, it won't work. If it weren't for talking about business, you would be willing to go there. The few strong business women I know always talk about golf."

If it’s so perverted, it’s not a place where normal people would go.”

Suo Zhihui leaned on the other side of Li Cang. There were many people, so he kept a little distance very reservedly, and said: "I remember we had a classmate before, the one who wrote poetry. You call him Xu Dafen. He worked at the golf course.

I used to be a caddy. It is said that my golf skills turned out to be very good, but I was so tanned in two years that I will never be white again. I am as black as a piece of charcoal."
To be continued...